Stomachache Is Real

Ch.5 – Have no choice but forced to show affection

PUBLISHED ON 12 February 2023

The theme of this program is love which travels through time and space, the four couples have to first change into the costumes of their previous lives, Yue Du and Liang ZiTeng have drawn the script of the ancient emperor and empress.

Yue Du is not very familiar with this kind of complicated clothing, after putting on the inner robe, he went out of the dressing room to ask for help, there was a staff member who wanted to help him, Yue Du waved his hand: “No need.”

After Liang ZiTeng put on his own clothes, he came out to see Yue Du wearing his white inner robe, opened both of his hands, and looked at him: “Empress, dress me1(zhen).”

“So quick to get into the role.” Liang ZiTeng stared at him, going forward to help him get dressed, his mouth not sparing him: “Filmed so many ancient costume dramas, cannot even wear ancient costumes, so stupid.”

Yue Du kept looking down: “Isn’t the Empress here? Tsk~ The empress’s waist is so thin, I don’t need anyone else, three thousand beauties and only you are favored2.”

“Shameless, if you speak anymore I’ll strangle you.” Liang ZiTeng used force when tying the belt, causing Yue Du to stretch his waist: “You’re murdering your husband?”

[Don’t know why, I kind of want to ship it again]

[Isn’t it a marriage alliance between family? Uncle Liang, why do you help Old Yue get dressed, and your gaze is still so doting]

[I can testify, except for filming, Uncle Liang never has physical contact with others, even getting close is not okay, as a result, what are they doing here?]

[Wake up ah Old Yue, you guys had an arranged marriage, take your hand away from film emperor Liang’s waist, and also collect your gaze a little, are you going to eat someone?] 

[Probably acting, surely they got into it]

[The emperor and the empress flirting before the morning court, it has that taste now]

[I don’t care, I don’t care, stomachache is real]

[Fake, it’s all fake, they were forced into this marriage by their families]

[Speaking of why Uncle Liang’s clothes don’t seem like an empress’ clothes, but more like an official’s clothes]

After wearing the clothes, Yue Du caressed Liang ZiTeng’s waist: “Empress, let’s go to the morning court.”

[This tone of Old Yue, so serious aaahhh]

[I suspect that you are trying to be funny]

[Those who don’t know might think that what Old Yue said is to go to bed]

[Hahahahahaha so funny that my head is about to fall down]

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“So, is uncle Liang’s waist very thin?” Yue Du read the barrage, ignoring Liang ZiTeng’s cold stare, and replied: “Really,” he raised his phoenix eyes, revealing a domineering emperor for no reason: “But it has nothing to do with you, because only I can touch it.”

[aaaahhh that glare killed me]

[Envying, jealous, hating, I also want to touch Uncle Liang’s waist]

[Real love coming out of arranged marriage? I can]

[Suddenly feel that Old Yue is a bit dog ah]

[Liang ZiTeng’s cold face became even colder because of Yue Du’s words, saying angrily: “You’re the one who’s thin.”

Old Yue laughed presumptuously, and got closer to Liang ZiTeng: “I am thin or not, the empress should know it well, en?” 

Liang ZiTeng became silent for a while, and scolded Yue Du with red ears: “Hooligan, shameless.” 

[A car3 passing by at high speed]

[I don’t understand what Yue Du is saying]

[Flirty, Yue Du is still the flirtiest]

[Come, come, come, yell with me, stomachache is real]

[There is one thing to say, if you want to ship a cp then ship cp, but doesn’t Moon (YueLiang) cp sound good? Why does your cp name have to be Stomachache?

[This CP fan is really talented hahahahahahaha]

[Pure passerby: Is the cp of Rong DaYi and Tang TianMa called Periods4?]

[Pure passerby +1: Ruan LaiLai and Dan Le’s CP is called Soft egg5 hahaha]

[Pure passerby + 2: Is Ye Meng and Oufeng’s CP called Oh yeah hahaha]

[It’s terrible to be uneducated, and it’s pronounced Dan (shan) Le6 ]

[Friend, you lose if you take it seriously]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[Hahaha laughing to death]

[Here’s coming cp representative not accepting the change of name]

[Melting sugar7 cp, ah no, the big aunt fan agrees. 】

[So “Love is right before our eyes” is going to be changed to “Oh Yeah, periods are here, and my stomach ache”? 】

[Hahaha God tm8, periods are here, my stomach ache]

[Periods coming it made me laugh until my stomach ached hahaha]

[The plot has started, has started]

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“Your Majesty, this official believes that the Southern Rong invaded DeBang, just like a thief, we should send troops to destroy them.”

Liang ZiTeng stood upright, with a thin and tall figure, standing like a crane among a flock of chickens among the group of unshaven ministers.

Yue Du looked at him for a moment, twirling the black and red sleeves with his fingers, his expression was confused: “What Prime Minister Liang said is true, do any of the beloved ministers have any objections?”

“Your Majesty, this official thinks that what the Prime Minister said is inappropriate, your Majesty ascended to the throne not long ago, and our Celestial Dynasty is in turmoil, and heaven’s care for every living, it is truly inappropriate to go to war.”

Yue Du’s gaze moved to Liang ZiTeng’s face again, and said casually: “Well, what the two ministers said is reasonable, let’s discuss this matter again, withdraw.”

After leaving the court, Liang ZiTeng’s red official uniform9 was replaced by the empress’s costume similar to Yue Du’s style and color, under the sword eyebrows were a pair of slightly narrow eyes, a straight nose bridge, and thin lips tightly pursed, looking aloof and elegant.

“Your majesty doesn’t believe this official?” His eyes remained calm, without a trace of emotion, looking as if he didn’t care at all. 

Yue Du’s fingers climbed up the side of his face, raised his chin that was as white as jade, and said in a frivolous tone: “Why would the empress say that? I love you so much, how could I not believe you?”

Liang ZiTeng looked at his face from up close, blinking, his long eyelashes swept Yue Du’s face. “Liang family is very powerful, this official, contributions made your majesty feel insecure.” 

These are all threats toward the new emperor.

Yue Du got closer, and shared a sentimental kiss with Liang ZiTeng: “But when this emperor, was still the crown prince, it was the prime minister who taught me carefully, and tirelessly. I was also able to secure the throne after choosing the prime minister, I still need the prime minister to work hard day and night, how could I not believe the prime minister.” 

Liang ZiTeng waited until the blush on his face faded, and said after becoming calm again: “This minister is the only one carrying the Liang family bloodline, having already entered the palace, the Liang family will have no more descendants.”

Yue Du still carried a careless smile, his tone was like a whisper between lovers: “That is why I am very afraid, afraid that the prime minister will leave me for the Liang family bloodline, and afraid that the prime minister will leave offspring with others.”

Liang ZiTeng shook, his eyes complicated, he asked Yue Du: “What do your Majesty want?”

Yue Du rubbed his lips ruthlessly a few times, staining those thin lips a blood-like red, “I want you, empress.” Why won’t you just believe it.

His eyes still carried paranoia for the person in front of him, but Liang ZiTeng closed his eyes, and did not see it.

  “Alright, this official understands, this official won’t let your majesty be disappointed.” Liang ZiTeng’s leaving figure was as straight as ever, still calm and elegant.

Yue Du He folded the plum branch at hand, the white petals connected to the branch were held in his hand, the branch broke, and he smiled softly: “En, you won’t disappoint me.”

The plot for the first day ended.

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[Kissed, kissed aahhhh and even kissed many times aaahhh I ship it to death]

[Working hard day and night, I admit something is wrong with me]

[Sister do you need putty powder hahaha]

[Hooligan emperor gongXcold minister shou, my favorite aaahhh]

[Beloved official Prime minister during the day, emperor’s baby at night aaahhh I’m gone]

[Isn’t the cold film emperor gongXhooligan film emperor shou fragrant?]

[Ship it to death, ship it to death, pressing head to make them marry, not right, already married, forcing them to grow old together aaaahhhh]

[Doesn’t need to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, bound to death with Yuelao’s10 red thread, loving lifetime after lifetime]

[Liang ZiTeng in ancient costume is so good looking aaahhh, the ancient costume little prince wasn’t a boast]

[This plot, why do I have a bad feeling]

[That waist, that look, I can imagine Yue Du’s happiness]

[Finally know why it was an arranged marriage, if I was their parent, with a matching pair like this I would also force them to get married]

  [Right, right, right, stomachache simply looking super good aaahh]

[So who’s the gong???]

[Uncle Liang is taller than Old Yue, Liang gong and Yue shou for sure]

[Same-sex marriage has been legal for so many years, still defining a gong or a shou by their height, Liang film emperor calls Old Yue gege, Old Yue is proven to be a gong]

[It’s the gong who is younger than the shou, isn’t it fragrant? Calling gege by the day, and being called gege by the night]

[Old Yue knows how to cook ah, how fragrant is showing that hooligan who is secretly gentle gongXshowing cold but in fact soft and cute shou]

[Isn’t cold gongXwife shou better to ship and more fragrant]

……

Yue Du and Liang ZiTeng never expected it, the people who just scolded them for being fake husbands are now guessing who is gong and shou.

Notes:

朕, zhen, pronoun used by the emperor This refers to the countless beauties in Emperor Xuan Zong’s harem in the Tang Dynasty, but he only favored Yang GuiFei. (I didn’t know about that, many used that reference so it was a bit confusing for me)Euphemism for sexDa yima (大姨妈/aunty) which is a slang for menstrual periodsSoft egg is pronounced ruan danThe 单 from 单乐 (Dan Le) name is pronounced “Dan” alone, but together, it seems that it’s pronounced Shan Le (and from now on his name will be translated as Shan Le). (I didn’t even notice the first time I read it because I read it casually and quickly, I always wondered why it’s (shan) between brackets)Melting sugar (Rong Tang) : Rong DaYi and Tang TianMa’s cpInternet slang to express surprise, literally “God, fck”Red official uniforms are for officials from fifth rank and above, in Ancient China, officials were separated into nine ranks and were distinguished by their uniforms (five colors in total)  God of love in Chinese mythology