Strange Life of a Cat

"Hey, have you heard that someone in the old alley has been raped!"

"I heard that he was treated quite badly. He seemed to have gone crazy when he was discovered."

"Didn't you say that you were punished for drinking too much? Haven't you recovered yet?"

"I also heard that when his friends asked him who did it, he just kept saying 'cat' and 'monster' and so on. He must have been really scared out of his wits."

"Didn't he drop the kitten to death a while ago? I said a few words about that and he kicked me, and it still hurts. If you want me to say, this is retribution... Oh, boss, come again A fritter!"

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Early in the morning, in some breakfast places near the old building area, people were talking about the tattooed man while eating breakfast.

The tattooed man was discovered at eleven or twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. His buddies who were watching the scene at the club saw that he hadn't gone, so they found two people who were free to come to him, but there was no one at home. Finally found it in a dead end.

When the tattooed man was found, he was still curled up on the ground, twitching, in a daze, muttering something, no one could hear what he was saying. The tattooed man was surrounded by shards of glass from beer bottles. His clothes were scratched by many blasted fragments. There were wounds on his hands, face, and exposed calf. The pants were still not lifted up, but the urine The smell is very strong.

At that time, people who came back from get off work in the middle of the night passed by, and when they saw the flashlight shining there, they took a look, and then rumors spread.

No one called the police, and even if they did, the police would not care. These people all have criminal records, and the police don't bother to pay attention to the personal grievances between these people. Besides, that person is just a young man, so there is no need to spend time and energy investigating it.

No matter what the situation with the tattooed man was, and no matter what the residents around the alleys in the old building were talking about, Zheng Tan got up in the East District compound easily, and squatted on his special chair to eat breakfast.

When he came back last night, even after washing his paws and blowing in the wind, the smell of alcohol on his body still didn't dissipate much, and Papa Jiao found out as soon as he came back.

Papa Jiao also suspected that Zheng Tan went to that tavern to eat or drink secretly. But seeing that Zheng Tan was quite sober, walked steadily, was in good spirits, and was clean, he didn't think too much about it, but he still told Zheng Tan not to go to restaurants and other places at night, be careful of being stewed.

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, the matter has been settled, and he won't stay there for long at night.

To solve a problem, Zheng Tan slept very soundly last night. This morning, he ate a big bowl of Jiao Ma's three delicacies noodles, and then went out with the four members of Jiao's family.

After arriving downstairs, Jiao's father rode a small electric bike to the Health Department building, Jiao's mother carried a vegetable basket, and together with Zheng Tan sent the two children to school, then Zheng Tan went for a walk, and Jiao's mother went to buy vegetables.

The weather is gradually warming up, and the sun is very comfortable now.

The birds on the campus started to make noise again, and the leaves started to sprout. It is estimated that before long, those "shit roads" on the campus will start to drop bird droppings again. Anyway, Zheng Tan doesn't go on those roads now. It's one thing to have a green campus environment, but there are more birds and more shit. Zheng Tan can smell bird droppings from far away.

Zheng Tan walks in the green belt of the campus, it is not allowed to step on it at will, of course it is only for people, it doesn't matter for cats, anyway Zheng Tan often steps on it.

There are some flowers blooming here, Zheng Tan saw them before when it was snowing, but he didn't come to see them. I took a closer look, and saw that the leaves looked like the camellia that old man Lan said, but I didn't know what kind, it was so beautiful.

Zheng Tan went up to smell it, but there was no scent.

While looking at the flowers, Zheng Tan heard a girl's voice not far away, probably on the phone with her boyfriend.

"You have been going to Mingzhu City to assist the project for more than three months. Didn't you say that you will be back in three months... Delay? How long will it take... Well, I hope to see you next month, yes, I will send you What do you think of your specimen?"

While talking on the phone, the girl kicked a small stone on the road with her high heels.

"What did you say?!" The girl's voice suddenly increased, "I made a specimen with the leaves of the maple tree in front of the dormitory! How could it be the inferior goods sold on the street...Of course you can't tell the difference! Do you know the difference between poppies and poppies? Do you know the difference between cherry blossoms and peach blossoms? You don’t know, you can’t even tell the difference between a husky and an Alaska!”

Zheng Tan who was listening by the side: "..." Brother in Mingzhu City, you have worked hard!

Soon, the girl hung up the phone, stepped on her high heels and walked away quickly.

Zheng Tan recalled the days when he was chasing girls when he entered the university. At that time, there were so many tricks in order to get the flowers of the high mountains. Looking down at the current hairy paw, Zheng Tan raised his head again and sighed, the world is unpredictable!

Zheng Tan was facing the sky with a pensive expression when a voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Heitan, are you watching birds?"

Zheng Tan moved his ears when he heard the sound, and turned his head to look over. The next moment, a lump of bird feces fell from the sky, just dripping on Zheng Tan's ears.

Zheng Tan: "..."

Paralyzed, so I hate these shitty birds! No morals at all! !

The culprit had already flown away, and before flying away, he called twice to show his presence.

When the bird feces first dripped onto the ear, it was still warm, but it soon cooled down, and there was still that smell, which made Zheng Tan very reluctant to catch that stinky bird and then dismember it!

"Don't shake your ears, you will shake your body." Xiao Zhuo said with a smile in his words.

Hearing Xiao Zhuo's words, Zheng Tan immediately stopped moving and froze there.

Xiao Zhuo took out a tissue from his bag and slowly squatted down.

Zheng Tan looked a little startled at her movements, is it okay to squat down like this with such a big belly?

Xiao Zhuo wiped the bird droppings from Zheng Tan's ears with a tissue, then nodded Zheng Tan's head, and slowly stood up, "You are so lucky!"

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, this is really bad luck!

"Come on, go to my place and wash your ears." Xiao Zhuo went to the trash can and threw away the tissue, and said to Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan also felt that the ear was weird, and he always felt that there was a lump of bird droppings on the ear, and Zheng Tan could smell it. Only after washing clean can I feel comfortable in my heart, otherwise my stomach will respond.

While walking towards the West District, the smile on Xiao Zhuo’s face didn’t stop, and he said to Zheng Tan: “I heard that most birds don’t have bladders, and their rectums are very short, and they defecate and defecate at the same time. Humans and cats If you want to be more convenient, you can hold it in and wait until the toilet to urinate. But birds can't, they can urinate anytime and anywhere, including when flying."

So these birds without bladders are the real unscrupulous people who defecate everywhere!

Zheng Tan walked all the way and scolded those unscrupulous birds in his heart, including the "general" who hadn't shown up for a long time, and was scolded by Zheng Tan too.

Coming to the West District compound where Xiao Zhuo lived again, Zheng Tan saw a few cats out for a walk, and a few cats lying on their balconies basking in the sun and flicking their tails.

There were more and more cats in the West District. When Zheng Tan first came here, he had been around the compound in the West District. At that time, there were not many cats, and there were several kittens that looked like they had lanugo. In a blink of an eye, the kitten has become a big cat.

I don't know if the cats in the east and west districts will have a big fight? The Sheriff must be delighted.

Group fights, when Zheng Tan thinks of that scene, he thinks it is spectacular, he has never seen cats fighting in groups.

After thinking about it, he had already arrived at Xiao Zhuo's residence. The nanny was watching TV, and when he saw Xiao Zhuo came back, he had a caring smile on his face. I burst into laughter all at once.

Zheng Tan didn't care what the nanny thought, he just wanted to wash his ears quickly, the smell of bird droppings made Zheng Tan want to vomit.

Xiao Zhuo got some warm water, and there was no shower gel for pets, so Xiao Zhuo chose a milder shower gel and dripped it on Zheng Tan's ear, rubbing it gently with his fingers.

For the convenience of Xiao Zhuo, Zheng Tan jumped on a high stool, and Xiao Zhuo sat on a chair, so that she didn't have to squat and feel uncomfortable.

There was bird droppings on the ear, and it was washed quickly. After wiping with a dry towel, it still smelled of shower gel.

Zheng Tan felt that he was in a better mood again, and his tail began to wag unconsciously.

Same as last time, Xiao Zhuo was lying on the deck chair, and Zheng Tan was lying on the moon chair next to him. The difference was that Xiao Zhuo didn't read a book this time, but was looking at a photo album.

There is also a plant specimen in the photo album.

Zheng Tan stretched his neck and leaned over to take a look. It was a specimen of four-leaf clover. This kind was hard to find. Zheng Tan used to search for a clover in school for a long time but couldn't find one. Later, he paid for it from someone else. bought here.

Seeing Zheng Tan leaning over to look at it, Xiao Zhuo said, "This is a four-leaf clover, a mutated variety of clover. It is said that it represents luck. This specimen was given by a primary school girl from the School of Physics. Here, it is her."

Zheng Tan looked at the girl in the group photo pointed by Xiao Zhuo, wasn't she the tough girl with a phone she saw today?

"But she is no longer in the School of Physics. She is going to study botany across majors. She has always been interested in plants." Xiao Zhuo said, "This four-leaf clover was given to me by her, but she said it was the axle. The four-leaf clover of grass, the four-leaf clover of the clover is very common, and the probability of finding the four-leaf is relatively high. Originally, she was looking for the four-leaf clover of the wood sorrel. Only the clover of the sorrel family is the real one. The heart-shaped leaves, unfortunately have not been found.

Four-leaf clover is a mutated individual. Relatively speaking, the chance of mutating wood sorrel is very small. It is difficult to find an individual with four heart-shaped leaves. Only a very small number of plants will grow a fourth leaf under the condition of gene mutation. leaf. "

have difference?

Zheng Tan took a closer look, and didn't know how this specimen was made. It was still green, and there was a "V"-shaped white halo in the center of each leaf. Is this the clover four-leaf clover Xiao Zhuo mentioned?

Zheng Tan thought back to the grass he found when he was picking up girls. When he was looking for it, it was the kind with heart-shaped leaves, without white V-shaped leaves, but the four-leaf clover he bought later had it, and it was in Xiao Zhuo's album. The specimens are almost the same.

Sorrel four-leaf clover?

The difficulty is really quite big.

"Oh!" Xiao Zhuo whispered.

Zheng Tan's nerves immediately tensed up, looking at it, it's not going to give birth, is it? !

Xiao Zhuo just put down the photo album and said with a smile, "It's moved."

What moved? Zheng Tan was at a loss.

Then, Zheng Tan followed Xiao Zhuo's gaze to her protruding belly.

After returning home, Xiao Zhuo took off his coat, revealing the raised curve of the sweater.

Zheng Tan was still looking at Xiao Zhuo's big belly suspiciously, and when he was about to look away, he noticed a sudden movement there.

"Heitan, my brother is greeting you." Xiao Zhuo sighed to Zheng, "Come here quickly."

for what?

Zheng Tan hesitated to jump from the moon chair to the reclining chair, but he still tried to stay away from Xiao Zhuo's big belly, which was quite scary.

However, Xiao Zhuo didn't let Zheng Tan dodge, and grabbed Zheng Tan's arm and led it there. Zheng Tan's palm was about to touch that big belly in an instant.

Zheng Tan hastily withdrew his palm back. His paw had thrown a wine bottle yesterday and administered medicine to punish people, so he always felt that it didn't go well with him.

Seeing Zheng Tan withdrawing his hand, Xiao Zhuo was about to make a sound when his stomach moved twice.

Zheng Tan watched the movement there.

Are you really saying hello?

After thinking about it, Zheng Tan slowly moved over there, without raising his palm, but directly pressed his forehead to the place where he moved just now. In the next moment, something lightly touched his forehead.

perhaps……

This is what a new life feels like, right?

"From now on, this little guy will have to be called Brother Heitan, um, Brother Hei." Xiao Zhuo said.

Zheng Tan retreated to the moon chair, a scene of a human child following a black cat's ass and calling "Brother Hei" appeared in his mind, and he trembled, Zheng Tan was a little hard to imagine.

Paralyzed, will he pull my tail by the time? If you pull it, I can still pull it.

Zheng Tan didn't eat at Xiao Zhuo's place at noon, and the nanny looked at him like he was looking at a plague god, and kept two meters away from Zheng Tan.

After returning to Jiao's house for lunch, Zheng Tan rolled on the sofa for a while, couldn't fall asleep, and ran out again. Stumbling to the old man Lan's flower garden, he suddenly thought that he seemed to have seen the wood sorrel that Xiao Zhuo mentioned in the old man Lan's flower shed.

Isn't there always a "baby" in Old Lan's little garden?

Zheng Tan is going to try his luck.

Except for those flower sheds with special labels, the other flower sheds were not locked. When Zheng Tan entered the flower garden, Old Lan was busy in one of the flower sheds.

Hearing the noise on the flower shed, old man Lan just turned his head to glance at Zheng Tan, and then continued to work.

The doors of some flower sheds were open, Zheng Tan looked at them one by one, and finally saw wood sorrel in a flower shed next to the head.

There is no special planting in this flower shed, the previous plantings were removed, and then there has been no planting here.

When Zheng Tan came here, there was still a special sign on the flower shed, and the door has been closed since then, but it was opened today, and old man Lan is probably taking samples again. Here is old man Lan who has done mutagenesis experiments. I don't know what new flowers have been induced by mutation. Zheng Tan doesn't know them. Anyway, old man Lan and a few other old men are treasures.

Zheng Tan went in, came to the clump of wood sorrel, took a closer look, it was indeed a heart-shaped leaf, and he was right.

This kind of plant is so common that Zheng Tan doesn't even bother to notice it while walking around. However, Zheng Tan is still holding the mentality of giving it a try to see if there are any special mutant individuals here.

Mitsuha... Mitsuha... Yotsuba!

Zheng Tan was very happy to see the one with four leaves. I heard that it means luck!

Before Zheng Tan was happy for two seconds, he found that there were many four leaves next to this four leaves. Sanye has become a rare commodity here.

What's the matter with this Nima? !

Doesn't it mean that this four-leaf variant is a rarity?

In the past, I went looking for four-leaf clover in order to get girls, and my back hurt, but now more than 70% of the clump in front of me are four-leaf clover!