Strange Life of a Cat

Coming out of the community, Zheng Tan was going to hitch a ride.

When he decided to come to this city, Zheng Tan already had some calculations.

Zheng Tan seldom took the bus in the past. When he was too young to drive, he would take a taxi instead of crowding the bus with others. Because of this, he left the impression of being rich and young to many people. Of course, behind the "rich and young" There is also a "bad head" tail.

Walking along the sidewalk, Zheng Tan came to a stop sign.

A few young girls waiting for the bus saw Zheng Tan and squatted down to tease him, but the people around them just smiled and didn't say much else.

This is the advantage of wearing a cat card. In the eyes of many people, wearing a cat card with clean fur means that the cat in front of him is a vaccinated and well-cared-for domestic cat, not those who may carry There are stray cats with germs, so even if they don't like cats very much, they won't dislike them too much. If it is an ordinary-looking cat without a cat tag, even if the cat behaves very friendly, they will be very repulsive.

Facing those young girls, Zheng Tan didn't immediately turn away his face and leave. He was very cooperative and went up and rubbed. He was also happy to be touched by the girls. If they took out some gadgets on the key chain, Zheng Tan pretended to be very impressed. Interestedly, he raised his paw twice to earn their favor.

While pretending to cooperate, Zheng Tan also paid attention to the bus routes and various stops on the stop signs. Many of the stops were unfamiliar, but he still knew the names of some iconic buildings and places.

He can't move in broad daylight, so he can only wait for the car at night.

After figuring out the general route, Zheng Tan found a place to hang around, waiting for the night to fall.

It is impossible to find that kind of pickup truck every time, and not every pickup truck and minivan will take the route planned by Zheng Tan, so Zheng Tan decided to rub the bus.

Forget about the double-decker bus, and don’t even think about the tram. To avoid accidents, Zheng Tan chose the more common single-deck bus.

After finally waiting for dark, Zheng Tan felt chest tightness looking at those crowded buses, but fortunately he didn't have to go up to squeeze.

Waiting for the bus I want to come to the stop, before it opens the door, Zheng Tan speeds up and rushes there, and then jumps onto the roof of the bus. The inside of the bus is quite noisy, and no one can hear the sound from the roof .

"What happened just now?!" A passenger by the window felt a black shadow flash past from the corner of his vision.

"What's going on?"

"Forget it, I guess it's my eyesight, I'll sleep for a while, and call me when I arrive at the station." The man leaned against the window and began to doze off after speaking.

At this moment, Zheng Tan, who jumped on the roof of the car, was still a little surprised. Originally, he thought that he would step on the window or other things to assist when jumping, but he didn't expect that when he was accelerating towards the car, he suddenly felt a strong feeling The feeling of being confident that you can jump directly on it, and then, you have already reached the roof.

I moved my legs and felt no discomfort.

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Passengers got off and boarded the bus, and the doors of the bus were closed and started to move.

Zheng Tan hurried over to hook the bulge on the sunroof of the bus. The roof of the car is relatively smooth, if the bus speeds up and then makes a sharp turn or stops suddenly, Zheng Tan will probably be thrown out, so he has to firmly hook the fixed object to stabilize himself.

It is estimated that no one would have thought that there would be a cat lying on the roof of this very ordinary bus.

Zheng Tan couldn't tell where the bus was going, and he could only pay attention to the sound of the bus stop announcement every time it arrived at the stop.

There is only one section of the bus route that Zheng Tan expected, so after arriving at a certain stop, Zheng Tan has to get off the bus, and then change to another bus route to continue to ride.

Some buses stop after nine o’clock in the evening, and some are open all night. Every time when changing buses, Zheng Tan has to check when the bus he is about to take stops. It is open to traffic at night, so you don't have to worry about not being able to wait for the bus.

Taking the bus is very troublesome, but in order to achieve his goal, Zheng Tan had to repeat this trouble again and again. In this way, Zheng Tan is also getting closer and closer to the destination in his heart.

When parking at a stop in the middle, Zheng Tan suddenly heard someone calling himself.

"Hey, Zheng Tan, wait a minute!"

It was a child's voice, Zheng Tan couldn't remember who it was.

Zheng Tan looked at the place where the sound came from, and only saw the backs of a few children walking into a taxi. The lights and shadows at night were intertwined, so they couldn't see clearly.

There is a video game city around this site. Zheng Tan recalled that he often came here when he was a child, and he would skip class when he was interested, and play for a whole day. Although it is said that minors are not allowed to enter in many places, but that is just talking on the surface, as long as you throw money, there will naturally be places to play.

The taxi went far away, and the route was in the same direction as Zheng Tan planned. But Zheng Tan couldn't see clearly the appearance of the passengers in that car, he could only vaguely see a few children sitting inside.

Inexplicably nervous, Zheng Tan almost slipped out when the bus started suddenly.

Getting off the bus at the station, Zheng Tan squatted not far from the platform and looked at the bus routes displayed on the stop sign. This is the last train to turn around. After that train comes over, it will be very close after another seven or eight stops. The name of the last stop is the name of the neighborhood where Zheng Tan used to live, so it's easy to recognize.

Just as he was thinking, Zheng Tan suddenly became alert and turned sideways to hide. A rubber bullet hit the place where he was squatting just now, and then bounced up and disappeared.

Having experienced being arrested, Zheng Tan's vigilance has increased a lot, and his sensitivity to the dangers around him has also become more sensitive, so he was able to avoid the rubber bullets that were shot so quickly.

Zheng Tan has played with this kind of rubber soft bomb before, and Jiao Yuan also has a toy that children like.

Looking sideways, Zheng Tan saw a few young people sitting on the railing. They looked like they had drunk too much. They probably saw a cat on the side of the road on a whim, so they raised their toy guns and shot them.

They usually like to play shooting games. They have played rubber balls, paintballs, etc., and the toy guns in their hands are just won by playing shooting games in the club. Although they don't like this kind of children's toys, they can use it to pass the time when they are idle, and even after drinking, they are very confident in their shooting skills. They thought they would hear the screams of cats , I didn't expect the cat to be able to hide.

So, they got excited, and several of them got up and walked towards Zheng Tan.

Hold!

Zheng Tan cursed inwardly, what a fucking bad luck!

A few young men over there were holding toy guns, shouting like madmen, chasing after Zheng Tan, shooting out rubber bullets one by one.

Zheng Tan didn't want to run too far, he wanted to wait for the last bus, but the lunatics kept chasing after him. While running, Zheng Tan looked around to see if there was a good place to hide.

There was a van at the corner, the door of the rear luggage compartment was open, Zheng Tan rushed in and found a place to hide.

The driver of Little Bread hung a cigarette on the car window with one hand, talking to the people standing outside the car, and didn't even notice that there was an extra cat in his car.

There is no one else in the bun except the driver. There are some goods on the car seat, such as home appliances such as color TVs. There are also some piles in the salute compartment. The back is full of daily necessities, such as toothpaste, shower gel, shampoo, etc. Zheng sighed Just hid behind these goods, and watched the crazy young people running over from the gap.

"Where did that cat go?" said one of the young men, tossing his hair.

There are some shopping malls around here. After turning the corner, there are no other low shrubs and flower beds except for the trees on both sides of the road.

"Did you climb up a tree?" Another young man said and looked at the surrounding trees.

The person who shot at Zheng Tan the first time looked around and walked towards the minivan.

Zheng Tan shrank back, lowered his body, and tried to hide himself as much as possible.

And just as the young man was getting closer, another person came to the back of the minivan. This person was the one who spoke to the driver of the van just now. He raised his hand and pulled down the door of the salute cabin.

Snapped!

The door of Little Bread's salute compartment was closed.

Zheng Tan: "..."

Turning around to look, the driver had finished smoking and closed the car window, Zheng Tan's plan to run out of the car window was also in vain.

paralysis!

Bad luck and ill-fated fate!

No matter how many beautiful girls are there, it is not enough to calm down the alpaca in Zheng Tan's heart.

Now Zheng Tan suddenly wanted to yell: Nima, let me out!

However, what responded to Zheng Tan was the sound of the engine.

It's like a pair of invisible hands that forcibly separate you when you approach the target.

Can't resist.

Both times were obviously so close, but still the same result.

Providence?

Zheng Tan didn't know.

The driver in the car played some old nostalgic songs, several of which Zheng Tan used to listen to the "General" sang often, combined with Zheng Tan's complicated mood at the moment, it gave him the urge to hit the wall.

There is no wall here, Zheng Tan bumped into the back seat.

The music in the car was too loud, and the driver didn't hear the abnormal sound behind the car, and was still intoxicated, humming along.

After a while, the driver's cell phone rang. He turned down the music and answered the call.

Zheng Tan really wanted to say that driving and making phone calls is dangerous, but he used to do this kind of thing a lot, even drunk driving. Zheng Tan really felt that he was lucky to be able to grow up safely.

"...Okay...I'll call him when the time comes...Well, I know the landline...By the way, what is the area code for the capital...010...OK...I see..."

The driver was happily talking on the phone, but Zheng Tan had the feeling of being struck by lightning after being stuck in the mud.

area code?

Nima, I didn't add the area code last time I called!

As for the mobile phone, it seems that a 0 needs to be added for long-distance calls to other provinces?

Zheng Tan, you are a pig!

I haven't touched a mobile phone for a long time, and I don't even remember this basic common sense!

Zheng Tan wished he could slap himself a few times, his brain would twitch at the critical moment! But at that time, he still smoked a lot, he really didn't expect it. The opportunity that was within reach, just passed away, and so much suffering was in vain, and the current situation is even more unpredictable.

If Papa Jiao knew, he would definitely blame himself for not teaching his cat how to make long-distance calls.

Zheng Tan was lying on a cardboard box. Looking back at himself when he was on the phone, his mind was indeed not sober and irrational. It must be a side effect of the drug. Well, the communication operator was also at fault! Even if you can't recognize the foreign number, you have to make some reminders!

Either way, an opportunity missed is missed.

What now?

Zheng Tan was annoyed.

How about knocking the driver unconscious and jumping out of the car?

Zheng Tan looked at the flashing street lights outside the car window, estimated the speed of the car, and then looked at the passing vehicles outside. The danger is not small, and a careless accident will cause a car accident.

Forget it, wait until you get to the driver's house and find a chance to call. Since you have found the key point, you are not afraid that you will not be able to solve it.

Zheng Tan still held an optimistic attitude and planned his next actions.

However, when the car stopped, Zheng Tan was stunned by the woods and fields in his sight when the driver moved away and jumped out of the bun.

Where is this Nima!

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