Strange Life of a Cat

Zheng Tan decided to call every day after he felt that he would not be able to return to Chuhua City in a short time.

And every time he made a phone call, Zheng Tan would hold his hand. At this time, the two children should be home from school, and then Xiaoyouzi and Jiao Yuan would complain about the school affairs of the day.

Although there wasn't much real content, Zheng Tan was in an inexplicably good mood after the phone call. Even though he couldn't speak when he was listening to the phone, he felt at ease when he heard the voice over there. swing.

After listening to the call, Zheng Tan threw the phone, which was almost out of battery, into the big bag. At this time, Fang Shaokang also closed the pole and asked the driver to help carry the fish to the farmer for help.

Being idle and bored, Zheng Tan saw a small plant next to him and raised his paw to play with it. Zheng Tan sees this kind of plant very often, and it can be found everywhere, with almost no geographical restrictions.

"Where are you playing with plantain?" Fang Shaokang gnawed on the bun while walking towards this side. I am hungry from fishing, and dinner will not be ready for a while, so I simply asked the family who stayed overnight today and asked for a few buns to fill my stomach first.

Handing the steamed stuffed bun with a bite out of his hand to Zheng Tan, Fang Shaokang said, "Do you want to eat?"

Zheng Tan looked at the gap on the steamed stuffed bun, turned his head, disgusted.

"Oh, I remember that Associate Professor Jiao said that you don't want to eat something that others have bitten on. Well then, I'll bite off the place I bitten off." He sighed and handed it over, "Do you want to eat?"

Zheng Tan: "..." Are you fucking insulting my IQ? !

"Forget it if you don't eat it. This bun is delicious. I can eat the good pork it uses." Fang Shaokang finished the bun in his hand with a few mouthfuls, then squatted down and looked at the grass in front of Zheng Tan.

"Do you know why this grass is called Plantain?" Fang Shaokang asked.

Zheng Tan scratched the paws of the blade of grass, I really don't know, maybe because it is too common, so I don't pay attention to it.

"In ancient times, no matter whether the road was an official car, a private car, an ox cart, a horse-drawn cart, a rickshaw, a wedding car, a criminal chariot, or a chariot, there was always this kind of grass on the side of the road. But, why must it be called 'cheqian' Grass' instead of 'Plantgrass' or 'Plantgrass'?, I have to mention a story.

In the Han Dynasty, there was a famous general named Ma Wu. He was defeated in a battle. It happened to be a drought, and the crops died. The troops retreated to the deserted wilderness. Many people and horses died of thirst. . Later, a groom found that some horses did not urinate blood, and they were very energetic, and they were no longer sickly. After observation, they found that these horses were eating a kind of weed. Sure enough, it was much better.

Ma Wu asked him, where did he find this grass? The coachman said, just in front of the carriage. Ma Wu laughed out loud, 'What a plantain'..."

Zheng Tan listened to Fang Shaokang's story about the plantain, and raised his paw to poke this kind of grass with wrinkled leaves. He really didn't expect this grass to have such a story and medicinal value. However, according to Fang Shaokang's narration, this person also has feelings for plantain.

After telling the story of Ma Wu and the plantain, Fang Shaokang looked into the distance. On the other side of the pond, behind the adobe brick courtyard wall with grass and vines, there was a few wisps of cooking smoke, overflowing with the oily fragrance that is unique to the farm.

"My grandfather said that he is like this kind of grass. He is so cheap that he can be found everywhere, and he is at ease with the situation, but at the right time, he can show his brilliance, so that people can never forget him. Hey, speaking of it, when I was young Mumps was cured with this grass, and before that, I never thought that the grass I stepped on every day would become my own medicine."

The driver who came out of the farmer's house saw Fang Sanshao squatting next to the cat talking to himself, and suddenly realized why the rest of the Fang family always looked helpless when they mentioned Fang Sanshao.

Sometimes Fang Sanshao looks like a psychopath and unreliable, but he is sharp enough at the right time, otherwise he would not be the chairman of Shaoguang Group.

Everyone in the Fang family knew that Fang Shaokang would disappear for a while every time he encountered a trough in his career or had difficulty making decisions about some important development plans of the group. And every time Fang Shaokang returns, Shaoguang Group will make a huge leap forward.

The driver shook his head, a way of thinking that ordinary people could not understand.

After finishing speaking, Fang Shaokang got up and stretched his legs and feet, and then walked towards the farmer, singing a little tune, "Walking on the country road~ The old cow at Mugui is my companion~~"

Zheng Tan stretched his waist, looked at the gradually darkening sky, and walked back.

Two days later, Fang Shaokang finally decided to leave. When he left, he bought some local products, especially the buns made by the farm. Fang Shaokang liked them very much and took them to eat along the way.

It was finally time to set off, Zheng Tan didn't sleep much the night before, and he didn't sleep during the day, mainly because he was too excited.

From here to Chuhua City, if you take the high speed, it will take more than three hours by car. If you leave in the morning, you will arrive at Chuhua City at noon, and you can have lunch there.

After all, Chuhua City is a big city. Even if you arrive at the city at noon, it will take about forty minutes to get to Chuhua University. This is still a situation where there is no traffic jam. If there is a traffic jam, it will take longer, so after arriving at noon, first Find a place to have lunch.

During the meal, Fang Shaokang left for a while, and when he reappeared, he was wearing business attire, leather shoes, and his hair was combed meticulously. His aura changed. There is a bit of elite temperament, like a boss. Pretentious enough.

I don't know where to put that big backpack. Fang Shaokang has a new mobile phone in his hand. The new color screen is hidden somewhere. And the driver knew that as soon as a similar situation happened again next time, Fang Sanshao was ready to go out, and the put away "equipment" would definitely be activated again.

On the way to Chuhua University, Zheng Tan listened to Fang Shaokang chatting nonsense with several bosses in Chuhua City on his mobile phone, and then thought about the person who played the guitar and sang "Walk the Square" in the square. The clothes are really extraordinary!

When passing through an intersection in the middle, I happened to encounter a red light, and the car stopped in front of the zebra crossing. Zheng Tan stood up and stretched his head to look at the side. A silver-gray private car was slowly approaching.

Zheng Tan looked at it, why did it look so familiar?

When the silver-gray car stopped next to Zheng Tan's off-road vehicle and waited for a red light, Zheng Tan saw the person in the driver's seat, and at the same time, the person in the driver's seat seemed to sense it and turned his head to look at it. .

The human eye meets the cat's eye.

Fuck! Just say why it looks so familiar, it turned out to be this girl!

Zheng Tan tightened his paws, and ran from the back seat to the passenger seat.

There was a box of souvenirs on the passenger seat, and Zheng Tan stood on it, squinting at the person across the two-story window.

It was Ren Chong in the silver-gray car, but now Professor Ren Chongren is no longer the gentleman who pretended to be like a gentleman, his face looks very tired, with depression and unwillingness, whoever is forcibly dismissed It will always be like this, let alone someone like Ren Chong who always claims to be superior and is a returnee elite?

Leaving aside whether he has self-esteem, with Ren Chong's unyielding and unscrupulous temperament to achieve his goals, how could he be able to calm down when he was forced into such a situation? How can you not hate? Gritting his teeth, his face was distorted with strong hatred. He was thinking about how to counterattack, when he turned his head and saw the black cat outside the car window.

At this moment, Ren Chong felt as if he had been thrown into a liquid nitrogen tank, as if he would shatter if he knocked on it.

Hate was replaced by fear.

Ren Chong was sure that the cat in the car next door belonged to Associate Professor Jiao’s house. Although there were many black cats with this appearance, judging by the squinting eyes, it was definitely that cat!

But, wasn't this cat captured and disposed of by that cat dealer? Why is it still here? Why does it appear again?

Ren Chong didn't understand, and he didn't want to believe it,

Zheng Tan looked at Ren Chong, he already knew that the person in front of him was responsible for his arrest, and he almost became the culprit of the hot pot! Even if Papa Jiao and the others didn't say it clearly, Zheng Tan still figured it out by himself.

If he wasn't locked in the car now, and Ren Chong's car windows were closed, and there were two windows in between, Zheng Tan would definitely jump over and beat this bastard hypocrite to death!

Tamar's old man provoked you with a cat, and even hired a professional cat dealer to catch him, and even used an anesthesia gun. If it wasn't for his special constitution, he would have been anesthetized to death! And the street full of cat meat restaurants in the south is simply a physical and mental torture to Lao Tzu!

Zheng Tan looked at Ren Chong on the opposite side with a murderous look, raised his paw and slashed across the void on his neck.

Ren Chong's complexion immediately turned extremely pale.

What cat could make such a murderous and menacing gesture?

Ren Chong had never seen it before, even when he first found someone to deal with the cat, it was just a guess, but now, he really noticed the weirdness of this cat, and then his mind was full of thinking about the movements of the black cat just now, every movement The details are magnified in his mind, the murderous eyes, the sharp claws, and the stroke of the void... It feels chilly as if it was scratched on his own neck.

Ren Chong shivered.

Just at this time, the green light came on and the off-road vehicle started.

But Ren Chong's car still stayed where it was, and the cars behind started honking to urge him, but Ren Chong didn't know that his back was covered in cold sweat. The nightmare was all about the black cat. Every time he woke up, he could comfort himself by saying that the cat had been dealt with, so don't worry.

However, I didn't expect to meet that cat here...

Bang bang bang!

The sound of knocking on the car window brought Ren Chong back to his thoughts.

"What the hell are you driving? What are you doing here? Are you out of your mind?! It's a red light again!" A car owner stepped out of the car and knocked on the door while the light was red.

When the green light turned on again, Ren Chong was still a little out of shape. He should have turned left, but he drove all the way. When he realized it, he made a hasty and sharp turn. He didn't control it well, and directly hit the street light on the side of the road. . .

Boom!