Strange Life of a Cat

"roll!"

Accompanied by the sound of "rolling", a pen container on the desk by the window was also thrown out to hit the cat.

But the four cats hid too quickly, and the pen container and the pen inside fell to the ground.

There was a "snap" on the window over there, and once the curtains were drawn to the end, there was no more picture inside.

Zheng Tan looked at the drawn curtains over there, feeling a little disappointed, he looked so well that he didn't expect to be discovered.

Shaking his head, Zheng Tan turned around and was about to leave, but saw Ah Huang walking over there again, looking at a marker pen that had fallen out of the pen holder on the ground, he raised his paw and flicked it, and then suddenly circled the marker pen like a kangaroo He jumped a few times, rolled to the ground, fiddled with his claws, as if he had found a new toy. The sheriff looked at it not far away for a while, and then came up to play with Huang Erhuo with a pen.

Zheng sighed, so these cats didn't understand what they saw just now. In their eyes, a live "action movie" was not as attractive as a broken marker pen.

Lying on the grass to bask in the sun, Zheng Tan jumped up a tree, lying on a branch and waiting for Mother Jiao and the others to come back at noon. Although now Zheng Tan has brought the access card again, but there is no one at home, and Zheng Tan doesn't want to stay at home alone. After being outside for more than a month, it still had an impact, and I couldn't sit still at home.

In the afternoon, I have to go to Xiao Guo's side. Xiao Guo only found out about Zheng Tan's return yesterday, and said that he planned to come over to pick Zheng Tan up today.

Zheng Tan was away for more than a month, and I heard that Xiao Guo's pet advertisement was not going well. Xiao Guo got used to Zheng Tan's high efficiency. When the other cats in the store replaced him, not only Xiao Guo's mouth was bubbling in anxiety, but the other staff also wanted to smash the equipment. This time they really understood the helplessness of those who made animal movies.

Sometimes, it's not just smashing the food that will make the animals listen to you, it may be that a little bit of other factors in the shooting process can make all the efforts undone. When Xiao Guo's requirements for advertising are getting higher and higher, the cats in the store can no longer meet the new standards. The starting point is too high, which means that once Zheng Tan is not around, Xiao Guo will have to spend more time, energy and money to create a comparable advertisement.

The good thing is that most of the time now it is the picture version, and the video version is not available, and there is no need to spend a lot of money to fix it now. Many people who knew Xiao Guo also asked him why there was no video version. The reason Xiao Guo gave was that the "star cat" was brought back by its owner, and he was not sure when it would be available again.

When he learned that Zheng Tan was coming back, Xiao Guo almost rushed over to the East District compound, but he had too many things at hand, so he delayed for a day.

Jiao Ma didn't have class in the afternoon, so she took a leave of absence and came back, and brought Zheng Tan there in person. Xiao Guo said, let Zheng Tan get used to it first, and also check his body thoroughly by the way.

When the cat first came back, Mother Jiao saw that it looked similar to when it left more than a month ago, and it also ate a lot. Except for a little excitement, there was nothing unusual. , and the cat stayed outside with Fang Shaokang and the others for so long, and didn't hear Fang Shaokang say that he was sick, so Mother Jiao didn't send her cat to Xiao Guo. After all, after sending it over, it is estimated that my cat is busy again. Mother Jiao has heard a little about Xiao Guo's situation, so don't be reluctant to let her cat go to work, so she thought of delaying it for a few more days, but she didn't expect it to be so soon. The side got the news.

It's been a long time since I came to the pet center, Zheng Tan didn't see "Li Yuanba" and "Peanut Candy", and I heard that he just went out for a walk.

After a check, it was confirmed that Zheng Tan was in good health, Jiao Ma was also relieved, and went to the studio where the advertisement was shot together, and sat on the side to watch Xiao Guo and the others shoot.

The people in the studio saw Zheng Tan as if they were seeing the savior. For more than a month, every shooting was a torment. Without comparison, they couldn’t see the difference. Before, they thought that such an ordinary black cat could be compared with Other cats are not special except for being a little bit smarter. The experience of more than a month has also let them know that this kind of thinking is completely wrong.

Jiao's mother sat next to her and watched the expressions of the staff when they saw her cat and couldn't help praising her cat, smiling very proudly.

Today I just did some simple activities to let Zheng Tan get used to it, and in the future I will come every two weeks, and under special circumstances Xiao Guo will call Jiao's family.

Logically speaking, advertising does not require such frequent shooting, one or two will do, but Xiao Guo has his plans. Zheng Tan didn't care, since he was idle anyway, and could earn some pocket money.

Coming out of the pet center, Mother Jiao didn't go home directly, but took Zheng Tan to the affiliated hospital.

There is a residential area next to the affiliated hospital. There are some teachers nearby or doctors from the affiliated hospital. There are also some students who rent houses here. However, the rent here is a little more expensive, so the students seen here are not Many, even if there are, either the family conditions are relatively good, or the students who are studying in Chuhua University.

At this moment, Room 302 on the third floor of the community building of the Affiliated Hospital.

Bai Yang, a third-year graduate student of the School of Management at Chuhua University, is writing a thesis in front of the computer. After the internship and market research, there are a lot of data to be processed. He hopes to sort out a few reports as soon as possible. After graduation, these reports will be published in foreign magazines. The published papers will become his personal "business card" after entering the society, so, for this, they are very desperate.

When Bai Yang was typing on the computer to write a thesis, a cat jumped onto the desk.

The cat's back and tail are yellow, with tabby stripes, and its belly is white. It looks about eight months old.

The cat meowed twice, Bai Yang kept staring at the computer and ignored it.

Seeing that Bai Yang ignored it, it squatted on the edge of the table, looked at Bai Yang, and then looked at some things on the table.

have a pen.

Raise your paw and dial.

Slap!

The 2B pencil fell to the ground and the sharpened tip broke.

The cat tilted its head to look at the fallen pencil, then withdrew its attention and continued to look at the table.

There is an eraser.

Raise your paw and dial.

The eraser flew off the edge of the table in a flat throwing motion.

Looking at the eraser that fell to the ground and bounced twice, the cat turned its attention to other things on the table again.

There is a cup of coffee next to it, it is still warm, and I have only drank half a cup.

The cat leaned up and sniffed at the mouth of the cup, not interested, then turned its attention to the computer, watched the mouse move on the computer, raised its paws to the computer screen, and chased the mouse to shoot.

Bai Yang pushed it aside, "Don't make trouble, just play with yourself." After finishing speaking, he continued to sort out the paper.

But the cat didn't give up so easily, it pressed the keyboard and blocked the screen, Bai Yang had no choice but to carry it off the table, "Go to sleep in the nest!"

"Meow--"

Seeing Bai Yang, the cat squatting on the ground ignored it, barked twice but got no response, went around to the other side of the table, and jumped onto the table. There is a piggy bank over there, next to the piggy bank is a wooden pen holder, and there is only a mouse-width gap between the two items. The cat didn't go sideways, but squeezed between the two objects and overturned the pen holder. Then he walked slowly to Bai Yang's side.

There was a signature pen on the open book. The cat looked at the pen for two seconds, raised its paw, and dialed.

Slap!

The pen falls to the ground.

Bai Yang processed the data in the excel and was about to record it in the notebook, but found that the pen on the notebook was missing. Look at the ground, pen, eraser, and some plush pendants that were thrown on the ground at some point.

With a long sigh, Bai Yang, who was sitting on the computer chair, lowered his body to pick up the pen.

Seeing this, the cat lay down on the edge of the table, stretched out its arms and bent its palms to scratch the hair on the back of Bai Yang's head.

"Have you had enough trouble!" Bai Yang stood up and shouted.

"Meow~"

"Meow!" Bai Yang rubbed his forehead, he already regretted agreeing to Li Xiaoqian to help raise the cat.

The cat's name is Diudiu, after Li Xiaoqian named it.

Diu Diu should be discarded by those students in the school after raising it. When Li Xiaoqian picked up Diu Diu, it was splashed with soy milk and covered in dust. When the wind blows, it trembles twice, and as long as someone walks past, it runs away as if frightened. After Li Xiaoqian fed it a few times, she gradually became familiar with it, and then she simply took it home.

Because Jiao's mother was in the hospital, Li Xiaoqian often helped to take care of her. Li Xiaoqian also helped Jiao's mother when she came to the hospital for follow-up visits. In addition, Jiao's father and Li Xiaoqian's tutors were also familiar. Jiao's mother was very familiar with this medical school. The little girl has a very good impression, and if she meets her, she will chat with her. She knows that she has picked up a cat and brought it back to raise. Mother Jiao has seen it a few times.

Two weeks ago, Li Xiaoqian went abroad to study with her tutor, and asked Bai Yang to help raise her. Then, Bai Yang's hard life began.

In the first two days when he came here, Diudiu was very honest and didn't run around, but after getting familiar with him, he completely changed.

Throwing glasses, scratching sheets, tossing around. The good thing is that the cat doesn't bark very much, it may be due to castration. He didn't run out, even if he opened the door, he didn't run out, probably because he was scared outside.

After Diu Diu got acquainted with the environment, he was curious about everything in the house, even when Bai Yang made a cup of coffee, he would go over and smell it. Although it didn't lick it, its beard touched the inside, and there were two short cat hairs floating on the surface of the coffee liquid, Bai Yang couldn't drink it. Not only that, it also stretched out its paws to pick the coffee cup, if it wasn't for Bai Yang's quick hands, the coffee cup would have to be sacrificed in a free fall.

Li Xiaoqian would tell Bai Yang that if he broke a cup lid, the cat had dropped three cups in just two weeks, and they didn't see Li Xiaoqian say anything when they were chatting online. Video, this cat also seizes video time!

As for sharpening the claws, hehe, except for cat scratching boards, they can scratch everything else. The cat's claws can see the threads and holes drawn by the cat's claws on curtains, bed sheets, quilt covers, sofas, clothes, and the jeans that Bai Yang is wearing now.

Sleep well at night, and wake up in the middle of the night. Chest pressure is easy to cause nightmares, when Bai Yang woke up, he saw the lump on his chest. Sometimes the cat would just get into the bed, and it didn't matter if it got into the bed. It still tossed and tossed, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, from the left to the right, and it took a long time to calm down and sleep.

The most depressing thing for Bai Yang is, Nima, watching a movie at night, it will lie on your lap, how can people masturbate? !

Even if you can, why don't you give it a try? With the cat's pissing nature, it will definitely lean over and scratch its paw...

I heard that when the cat is lonely, it will take the initiative to come over to you, it sounds very good, but the problem is that when it is lonely, Bai Yang is so busy that he is dizzy, looking at the cat that is causing all kinds of troubles in front of him, Bai Yang Yang wished he could slap him twice. But he couldn't fight, so he promised Li Xiaoqian to take good care of the cat.

Li Xiaoqian said that Associate Professor Jiao's cat is obedient and considerate. Teacher Gu even knows to visit when he is sick, and helps pick up and drop off the children every day.

However, there is a kind of cat in the world, called someone else's cat.

I went out for a meeting on Saturday, the update time is wrong, everyone forgive me, I will make it up today.