Strange Life of a Cat

When Zheng Tan put his head into the red wine glass, he found that the mouth of the glass was still a bit small, so he could only put his ears back, otherwise it would be uncomfortable if the ears got stuck in the mouth of the glass.

You have to close your ears when you drink, what a shame!

It's better to be human.

Zheng Tan poked his head into the glass and drank the wine, while thinking, the tip of his tail twitched.

Long Qi looked very curious, can cats drink alcohol? He saw it for the first time.

In the past, Long Qi had heard a buddy talk about making his cat drink, but his cat would rather die than surrender, just wouldn't open its mouth. Later, he put some wine on the cat, and the cat would lick its fur. After licking it, he sticks out his tongue and shakes his head for a long time, and after a while, he goes to lick his fur again. In the end, his cat fell asleep directly. When the buddy brought the cat to the veterinarian, the veterinarian scolded him severely, because many cats are allergic to alcohol, and drinking too much can cause poisoning or even death, so you can't make such a joke.

but……

Long Qi looked at Wei Leng again. Wei Leng was inquiring about the details of Mr. Fang's performance. He was listening with great enthusiasm. Occasionally glancing here, Wei Leng wanted to stop the cat drinking.

Wei Leng wasn't worried, but Long Qi was worried. If anything happened, he would definitely be responsible. He didn't think the cat in front of him was just an ordinary cat, otherwise Wei Leng wouldn't bring it here. Even if Wei Leng didn't restrain the cat, He was still paying attention all the time, for fear that something might happen to the cat.

What a headache.

Does this cat have diarrhea when drinking?

Will you vomit after drinking it?

Do you want to get someone to find a veterinarian to come and prepare?

As soon as Long Qi's thoughts turned a corner, he heard the sound of the cat's paw knocking on the wine glass again. Looking up, he saw the black cat on the solid wood coffee table staring at him again, and the wine in the wine glass had already been drunk.

However, Long Qi didn't pour the wine so readily this time, he was still hesitating.

Zheng Tan had just tasted some wine, missed the old days, and praised the wine in his heart, but the person in front of him is not going to pour it now? How can this work? !

He raised his paw and knocked on the wine glass again, this time the knock was stronger and faster, the meaning of urging was obvious.

Long Qi looked at the cat in front of him, he didn't expect this cat to be so different, is it addicted to alcohol? It shouldn't be, just on a whim?

After Zheng Tan knocked on the glass, he pushed the glass towards Long Qi, if he pushed it again, it would fall off the coffee table.

Long Qi sighed inwardly, moved the wine glass a little further, then pulled out the cork and poured a little more into the wine glass, a little more than before.

Putting down the wine bottle, Long Qi looked at the cat in front of him. With such a small body, this is already the limit.

Zheng Tan didn't try to guess what Long Qi was thinking, after seeing the wine in the glass, he put his head in it to drink again. After drinking, he continued to stare at Long Qi until Long Qi poured it on him again.

After finishing the third pour of wine, Zheng Tan felt a little full, and the urge to urinate struck, so he jumped off the coffee table and ran to the bathroom.

There is a separate bathroom in the private room, Zheng Tan came to the door of the bathroom, jumped up and turned the doorknob, opened the door and went in, and did not forget to close the door.

Long Qi, who had been paying attention to Zheng Tan's movements, stared blankly. It happened that Wei Leng was also looking at this side at this time, and Long Qi said: "Brother Ling, this cat..."

"Don't worry about it, it knows what to do." Wei Leng said calmly.

Long Qi was speechless, how did this cat get trained? Really evil.

After Zheng Tan came out, Long Qi deliberately ran to the bathroom to check, and found that even the toilet had been flushed, and there was no sign of cat urine spilling around. The faucet has been turned on, the toilet paper has also been used, and a few black cat hairs are still stuck to the paper ball thrown into the basket. Reminiscent of the wet front paws of the cat when it walked out, Long Qi felt that he was thinking too much. How can a cat wash its hands and then wipe it with toilet paper?

Long Qi didn't know that Zheng Tan originally planned to use the hand dryer, but it was inconvenient, so he just pulled the toilet paper and simply wiped it. The private room is covered with carpet, and the wet marks from the soles of the feet are not obvious.

Long Qi frowned when he came out of the bathroom, he probably still hadn't figured it out.

Ah Jin also drank a little too much here, and everything Wei Leng wanted to know was tricked out.

Looking at A Jin who was sitting there in a daze, Wei Leng closed the window and wall, and the room immediately calmed down. Turn on the device, take out the microphone and pass it to Ah Jin, Wei Leng said: "Try?"

Ah Jin is not sober now, but singing has formed a kind of naturalness. When he saw the microphone, he would not consciously take over the hand, and he would start singing when he heard the accompaniment. Wei Ling would sing whatever he ordered. If you really can’t, just say it directly and let it skip.

In fact, Wei Leng also wanted to help Ah Jin, so he got some stories about Fang Sanye's second-hand deeds from this man, and for Heitan's sake, he did a little favor for the head office. Young people, give him a little hope, and they can come out of despair. Let Ah Jin sing now just to see this person's singing skills.

Although I don't know much about this aspect, but I often come here and listen to a lot of songs, Wei Ling can also distinguish some good and bad. Ah Jin's singing skills are not bad, but it's not enough. After training, at most he can hang out in the North District. As for what he can do at that time, it depends on himself, or in other words, depends on the ability of their small band. .

In Yelou, being able to sing in which area is entirely based on personal ability.

In a bar, a resident singer must learn to drive the atmosphere, be smart enough to sing whatever the occasion requires, and have a certain ability to socialize and adapt. In the end, although Ah Jin did not do well enough, but I believe he can handle it after practicing. Besides, it is impossible to just let them sing in the past right now, even the manpower in the northern district of Yelou has been arranged, and Wei Leng will not interfere forcibly. Just arrange it.

Just as Ah Jin was singing vigorously and Wei Leng was thinking, Zheng Tan grabbed the other microphone in Wei Leng's hand and started howling.

Zheng Tan felt that he didn't drink much, but, according to his current small body, the wine was enough to make him drunk. It was fine just now, but now that the alcohol is getting stronger, Zheng Tan walks in an "S" shape.

After Zheng Tan heard Ah Jin sing, he suddenly had the idea of ​​singing.

Zheng Tan, who was drunk, staggered, as if he saw the wobbly carriage with many cat cages. When the screen turned, he seemed to see the man hiding in the dusty attic again in order to avoid cat catchers My own self, the black cat who jumped into the fish tank to take a cold shower in order not to look like a stray cat, went to grab a pet card from a Persian cat, and was chased and beaten while waiting for the car...

The screen turned again, and Zheng Tan seemed to be lying on a bus again, listening to the driver honking the horn frantically, the sharp friction of the tires against the ground, and the driver yelling with a local accent. The vehicles driving on the road with their lights on flowed like blood, and everything around them seemed to become menacing.

As for Zheng Tan himself, he talks dumb with the world every day.

Suddenly, I really want to sing, to sing loudly and wantonly.

So, after Zheng Tan saw another microphone at Wei Leng's place, he went over to grab it in his arms.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the East Family Area of ​​Chuhua University.

Jiao's house.

Jiao's father and Jiao's mother didn't sleep. After all, this was the first time that their cat was taken out of a long distance after they finally came back. Even though they knew that Wei Leng was watching, they still felt uneasy. It's okay to call and explain. .

Just as he was thinking, the phone in the bedroom rang.

Father Jiao, who was close to the phone, quickly reached out to pick it up.

However, at the moment when they were connected, there was a series of howls of the iconic "Awwow" sentence from the receiver, which made the Jiao family couple who were about to ask a series of questions silent for a while.

When the receiver became quiet, Papa Jiao asked, "What's going on over there?"

"Heitan is drunk and howling now. I'm in the bathroom. It's quieter here." Wei Leng said over there.

"You give it a drink?!" Mother Jiao said angrily.

Jiao's mother was about to come over to grab the phone and say a few words, but Jiao's father comforted her and asked about the specific situation over there.

After Wei Leng spoke briefly, he walked out of the bathroom, went to the sofa, asked Long Qi to turn off the audio equipment, and then put the phone next to the howling Zheng Tan.

Listening to the howling with the background sound removed, Papa Jiao was sure that it was indeed his cat, and it was also very energetic and full of spirit. It's just that, compared to before, my cat roared more frighteningly and unscrupulously this time, showing a tendency to get out of hand, that's all.

"Heitan?" Jiao Ma snatched the phone over and called a few times.

Zheng Tan was howling, feeling a little strange, there was no accompaniment, and it became quieter, and then he heard the voice from the phone again, and the howling became quieter.

"Isn't Heitan coming back?" It was Xiaoyouzi.

"Mom, what did Heitan do?" This is Jiao Yuan.

The two children were not asleep, and when they heard the phone ringing at home, they immediately kicked off the quilt and got up, crept to the door of the parent's room and listened closely to their ears. After making sure it was about their cat, they knocked on the door and came in. Their voices also reached Zheng Tan's ears through the phone. It's not big, but Zheng Tan can still hear it.

"Hey, go to sleep, Heitan is singing with someone." Papa Jiao said to them.

Here, Zheng Tan tilted his head and pondered for a while with his chaotic mind.

Yes, I am no longer wandering, and I can go home when I am tired. The small yard, the old building, and the crowded penthouse...

Thinking about it this way, my mood suddenly improved.

Wei Leng and Long Qi watched as the cat on the sofa stopped howling, and then howled violently again, becoming agitated. The hysterical voice that spanned two octaves but was not in tune at all made Wei Leng and Long Qi wanted to hit the wall. Now they are extremely envious of Ah Jin who has fallen asleep drunk, so they don't have to endure this kind of suffering.

The equipment is not turned on, there is no soundtrack, and the microphone is not working. This cat can still howl so vigorously!

For this reason, Wei Leng and Long Qi made a decision in their hearts at the same time, they must never drink alcohol to this cat in the future! Self-inflicted, can't live!

Wei Leng wanted to go out to be quiet for a while, but he was afraid that Zheng Tan would do something unexpected, so since he agreed to the Jiao family, he had to watch.

As for Long Qi, he went up several times to take out the microphone that Zheng Tan was holding in his arms, thinking that the cat would not howl without the microphone, but he was scratched before his hand even touched the microphone. It was the sleeves that were ruined. The cat scratched the sleeves of this suit just two days ago. He wanted to sneak out but was dragged by Wei Leng, saying that he shared weal and woe. A total suffering your sister ah!

When Ye Hao came back after finishing his work, he was startled by the howling as soon as he opened the door and stopped in his tracks. The sound insulation in the room is so good that when the door is opened, there is a huge auditory contrast in an instant.

I'm going to open a ticket to ask for a ticket, and the chapter just finished coding will be released first.

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