Strange Life of a Cat

After Zheng Tan entered the room through the window, he roughly scanned the surrounding area.

The layout is very ordinary, there are no luxury items, and the sofas are relatively old things, just like what Wei Leng said, these are left by the original landlord. Therefore, Zheng Tan would not feel guilty even if he had a falling out.

The first floor felt a bit dark and dank due to poor design.

Zheng Tan hurried to figure out the general layout of the first floor before the people upstairs came down, so that even if he wanted to escape, he wouldn't be too flustered.

Wei Leng said that there is a monitoring device here, and a camera should be installed, so Zheng Tan tried to behave as naturally as possible, more like a wild cat.

Knowing that there are cameras and bugs here, but still acting like I don't know, it's a bit weird in my heart. Biantou had to pretend to be ignorant when he understood the situation, which was hard for him.

I just don't know what kind of psychology Biantou had when he had sex with his current girlfriend.

The sky will send a great mission to the people, and the first thing is to suffer from it. Sure enough, the heart of doing this kind of undercover work is very strong.

Sniffing the smell in the air, Zheng Tan followed the direction of the smell. Isn't a cat rummaging into someone's house to steal food, or is it rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find a wallet?

While walking towards the kitchen, Zheng Tan also paid attention to the electrical appliances and furniture in the distance from the living room to the kitchen.

Ears moved, the woman upstairs was about to come down, Zheng Tan quickened his pace.

When the woman rushed to the kitchen, she saw the dirty, ugly and stupid wild cat sniffing the plate of cut beef. At that moment, the woman's heart was strung together.

"Go away! Smelly cat!" the woman yelled, picking up a spatula.

Zheng Tan pretended to be surprised, "accidentally" stepped on the plate of beef, and then "accidentally" kicked over the seasoning jar, the pepper jar fell to the ground, and the pepper inside was sprinkled out.

Then the jars containing salt, the jars containing monosodium glutamate, and several beautiful ceramic bowls were also kicked down and smashed one by one.

The woman was even angrier. She hopes to drive this cat out, not to keep it for a moment!

While avoiding the spatula knocked by the woman, Zheng Tan scurried around looking for a place.

Wei Leng told Zheng Tan that after he came in, he could make a lot of troubles, but this "appropriate amount" was up to Zheng Tan himself.

Feeling that it was almost done, and Biantou was also standing outside the kitchen, Zheng Tan dodged the spatula, jumped out from under the woman's arms, and jumped from the stove to the top of the cupboard.

The cupboard in this kitchen is relatively large, nearly two meters in length, and relatively high, with the top about half a meter from the ceiling. I heard that this family used to be in the small restaurant business, but later they moved all the pots and pans back, and there were a lot of things. There is also a shelf behind the cupboard, which is full of various steamers, cooking pots, etc., which are covered with a layer of dust because they have not been used for a long time.

After Zheng Tan jumped onto the cupboard, the woman had no choice but to knock the cat twice with the spatula, but the cat just hid on it and ignored her.

The woman was so angry that she threw the spatula in her hand, and turned to look at Bian Tou standing at the kitchen door, "What are you still doing here, drive this cat out!"

After thinking about it, he felt that Biantou might be dissatisfied with his behavior just now, so he looked at the pot of beef, pointed there and said, "Give it some beef when the time comes."

After finishing speaking, the woman walked out of the kitchen. The chasing of the cat just now made the kitchen smoky, and there was some dust on her body. The woman was going to the bathroom to take a shower. She hoped that when she came out, she would not have to face that ugly and dirty cat again. s cat.

Seeing the woman go out, Zheng Tan felt that she would not come to the kitchen again for a while, and he was relieved, but he couldn't take it lightly, since Wei Leng said that there might be surveillance equipment everywhere, Zheng Tan couldn't act like that. too abrupt.

Looking at the kitchen again, Zheng Tan thought about the ideal place to make a move.

Before coming here, Wei Leng told Zheng Tan that if the monitor is installed here, it should be installed at a relatively high place, looking down or looking up, which is the habit of many people, so that they can better observe the overall situation. Of course, it does not rule out installation close to the ground, but the possibility of the latter is very small in places like the kitchen.

Besides, no matter how secret it is, no matter how difficult the situation is, the other party will not be the "crow" of the KGB back then, and it is not that complicated.

Thinking about it, Zheng Tan already had a decision in his mind.

Biantou looked at the black cat hiding on top of the cupboard, turned around and went out, and when he returned to the kitchen after a while, he held a can of cat food in his hand.

He opened the cat can with a "click", took out a plastic plate from the cupboard, and poured the can into it.

"Mi, Mimi, come and eat canned food~" Biantou said as he approached here.

Zheng Tan: "..."

You are "Mimi", and your whole family is a big "Mimi"!

What Zheng Tan hates the most is when people shout this word at him, this kind of behavior is really stupid.

Originally, I still had a good impression of Biantou, but as soon as the word came out, Zheng Tan felt that his impression plummeted.

However, even if the heart is not very refreshing, the things that need to be done still have to be done.

When Zheng Tan approached the cupboard, he ran down and hid directly under the cupboard. There are shelves behind the cupboard, and whether it is a shelf or a cupboard, the space at the bottom of them is relatively dark, and at the same time, it is enough for Zheng Tan to walk around in it.

Zheng Tan wandered around here with a short body, but found no suspicious monitoring objects, except for a few corpses of unknown insects, it was just some dust.

Anyway, his body is dirty now, Zheng Tan is not afraid to get even dirtier here.

"how's it going?"

The woman with wet hair and a bathrobe walked to the kitchen door and asked while wiping her hair with a towel.

Fuck, is this too fast? ! Zheng sighed.

Probably because he was afraid that Biantou would take the opportunity to do something leaky, the woman came out soon.

From this, it can be seen that Biantou is under strict surveillance.

No wonder Wei Leng said it was difficult for people to come and get in touch.

However, now Zheng Tan is not worried anymore, he stays under the cupboard, just waiting for Biantou.

"Do you want to drive it away with a broom or something?" the woman asked.

"The more you do this, the less it will come out." Biantou said helplessly, holding a plate of canned cat food in his hand, bent down, lying on the ground, and sent the plate in his hand to the cupboard.

Contempt flashed in the eyes of the woman standing at the door, she didn't go in, she just stood at the kitchen door and watched. There was still a smell of pepper in the kitchen, and the sunlight from the window could see the floating dust particles, which made the woman frown even tighter, and took a step back. As long as there is nothing suspicious about Biantou, there is no need to go in and make yourself suffer.

Three minutes passed.

Still no progress.

Zheng Tan also wanted to hurry up and finish handing over with Biantou, but Wei Leng had already told Zheng Tan several times to hold his temper and calm down.

Zheng Tan thought about Wei Leng's conclusion, "As a stray wild cat, you should not only show a distressed side, but also show hesitation and vigilance towards humans. You shouldn't trust people so easily. Details determine success or failure." .And because of that woman, Flathead will definitely not let you stay there, because those people used to kill a stray cat that hid in the house behind his back."

No matter what, Zheng Tan felt that he should behave as if he was willing to refuse and welcome, ah bah, it should be based on retreat.

The woman standing at the door was already impatient.

"When will it come out? Don't blame me for being blunt and flat-headed. I really want to whip it with a feather duster now. Look at the kitchen I managed to tidy up. It's all like this," the woman complained.

Zheng Tan, who was squatting under the cupboard and the shelf, heard the woman's words, and said happily in his heart: "Come on, come on~ you whip me~~

If a woman hears Zheng Tan's inner voice, she doesn't know how angry she will be.

Seeing that the cat changed places, Biantou stretched out his arms and moved the plate over there, while also paying attention to the cat's movements.

Zheng Tan looked at the feet standing at the kitchen door, and then looked at Bian Tou.

Biantou looked at the cat squatting there in a different place. From his perspective, the two cat's eyes appeared bright in the dark environment due to the reflection of light, which made Biantou feel weird.

But, really let Biantou say that he doesn't know how to describe it, he always feels different from those cats he has seen before, very different, when he meets those cat eyes, he always feels creepy. Flathead thinks it should be due to the light and angle.

Just when Flathead felt that this method of food temptation might not be effective, and maybe he should leave for a while, he saw the cat walking this way, approaching his hand.

This made Flat Head very happy, and he decided to catch the cat quickly after the cat was full, and then let it out, otherwise he would stay here and wonder if he would be poisoned by the rat poison. It's no big deal even if you get scratched twice. It's just a trivial matter to scratch a cat's paws after being stabbed by a knife.

However, Biantou's mood didn't last long, and the next moment, Biantou felt the hairs on his back stand on end.

He saw the cat, as it approached his hand, lift one of its paws, bring it to its mouth, and then, the cat's paw reached out to him, and a small plastic film-like thing fell on his hand.

The tactile flat head of this plastic membrane is very familiar, and he has used this kind of thing to communicate before.

Zheng Tan was not very satisfied with this method of communication, because the things were put in his mouth, and there was a small bayonet on the fangs, so Zheng Tan didn't open his mouth when he came here. Taking out the stuff stuck in his mouth, Zheng Tan felt a lot more comfortable in his mouth.

Zheng Tan felt comfortable, and Bian Tou's mood at the moment was like a roller coaster that plunged down dozens of floors vertically.

And this change of mood happened without any preparation.

Connector?

a cat?

Nima, the connector is actually a cat? !

How did you find this weird thing over there? ! !

Many people train pigeons, mice, and dogs, but there are very few people who train cats. Anyway, I have never seen Pingtou.

Not to mention the people who are being monitored here, even Biantou himself would never think of killing him.