Strange Life of a Cat

Three months ago, when Zheng Tan saw Big Fatty for the first time, it was still small and thin, but now it is developing in the direction described by its name, so Zheng Tan admires the person who named Big Fatty very much. old lady. It's divine.

Seemingly sensing a movement on the balcony, the chubby squatting on the instant noodles looked out the window sideways. As a result, the instant noodles pressed under his buttocks made a crisp sound of "click" because of a slightly larger movement range.

Hearing this sound, Fatty's sideways movements froze immediately, then drooped his ears, turned back slowly, and stopped looking at the balcony, his back was so desolate.

Zheng Tan twitched the corners of his mouth, as if he felt a little guilty. Well, it seems that Fatty is going to reduce his supper again tonight.

The old lady who feeds Fatty has a son who works in the provincial military region. Every month, one or two weeks will take the old lady to live there for a period of time, and Fatty follows him. Sometimes the old lady and her son will come to live for a few days, and whenever this time, it is time for Big Fatty to suffer.

Zheng Tan remembers that when he was a freshman in military training, he would be punished by the instructor to stand in a military posture after making a mistake, but now it is impossible for a "soft-boned" cat to stand in a military posture, so Fatty is often punished to squat on instant noodles , After squatting, look at the degree of fragmentation of the instant noodles, and deduct the ration according to this.

Papa Jiao had already parked the car over there, Zheng Tan turned around and jumped off the balcony railing, and followed Papa Jiao into the building to go home.

When she entered the house, Mother Jiao had already come back, but she looked at Zheng Tan with a weird look, and Zheng Tan felt hairy all over her body, so she hurried into Gu Youzi's room. After entering the room, Zheng Tan hid behind the door and listened. .

"What's wrong?" Papa Jiao asked.

"Oh, Ah Huang passed away!" Mother Jiao sighed.

Zheng Tan was taken aback for a moment, that bastard Ah Huang was still alive and kicking a few days ago, as if he had no way to vent his energy, how could it be...

After listening to Jiao's father and Jiao's mother's conversation, Zheng Tan realized that it was "castration" instead of "death". So, Ah Huang became a eunuch? !

"I heard from Sister Ling that this will help Ah Huang get rid of some bad habits. It just so happens that Ah Huang is eight months old and can undergo surgery... Today, Sister Ling asked me if I would like to send our black charcoal to Xiao Guo and the others. I did it there, but I refused." Jiao Ma said.

Zheng Tan behind the door felt cold sweat profusely, but when he heard the latter sentence, his heart was relieved a lot.

"Our cat doesn't need it." Papa Jiao made a decision, "Everyone's cat is different. Her cat is suitable, but our cat is not necessarily. In the future, when Sister Ling persuades you, you can just refuse it."

"Well, that's what I thought too." Mother Jiao, who was supported, showed a smile again.

And Zheng Tan, who was squatting behind the door, also let out a long sigh of relief. If he was really sent for an operation, he would rather run away and run far away than use a knife on his life.

Zheng Tan mourned in silence for that bastard Ah Huang. I heard that Ah Huang likes to pee everywhere. Even if he puts it in the litter box at home, he can spray all the urine outside without leaking, so Ah Huang’s cat litter box at home has two layers. Yes, the outer layer plays a key role. As for the door, Ah Huang is even more happy. You can smell that guy's urine in many places around the Dong family compound. Zheng Tan has smoked it many times because of this, but that guy is obviously a Teaching repeatedly without modification.

Now that Ah Huang's life is safe, Zheng Tan doesn't have to worry anymore, cats have a cat's fate, ever since he knew he had become like this, Zheng Tan has been telling himself to try his best to adapt.

The next day, the otaku opposite came to knock on the door of Jiao's house with dark circles around his eyes.

It was Saturday, Jiao Yuan and the others were at home, having breakfast.

"Hey, Xiao Qu, it's so early!" Mother Jiao was a little surprised.

So early? It's past nine o'clock, right?

Gu Youzi glanced at the bright sunshine outside, and exchanged glances with Jiao Yuan, the two continued to struggle silently with the egg noodles in the bowl.

But for Xiao Qu who goes to bed late and wakes up late, it is indeed very early. Mother Jiao knew this, so she was surprised that Comrade Xiao Qu woke up before twelve noon, which is rare!

Xiao Qu pulled out a smiling face, looked around the living room, and asked, "Brother Jiao isn't here?"

"He's going to lead an experiment class today, and he's gone out early in the morning. Do you need anything from him? If I'm in a hurry, I'll give him a call." Mom Jiao said.

"This...hehe, it's not urgent." Xiao Qu put his eyes on a low stool next to the dining table, saw the black cat eating noodles, and said to Jiao's mother, "Sister Gu, that...can you... …Borrow your cat?”

Children Jiao Yuan and Gu Youzi, who were struggling for breakfast, stopped their chopsticks at the same time, and looked at Comrade Xiao Qu standing at the door, who was a little embarrassed. The words "I don't have half a mouse in my house", the two children remember clearly!

Seeing the eyes of the two children, Comrade Xiao Qu was even more embarrassed. He coughed and said to Jiao's mother, "I mentioned this to Brother Jiao yesterday."

Jiao's mother didn't think there was anything wrong. It was a good thing someone borrowed her cat, which showed her cat's ability, which made Jiao's mother feel an inexplicable sense of pride.

So Mother Jiao waved her hand, "It's no big deal, just come and hug me when you want."

Zheng Tan, Jiao Yuan, Gu Youzi: "..." When Father Jiao is away, Mother Jiao is always so authoritarian.

"Thank you, Sister Gu! I'll come over here after dinner today and bring black charcoal. Hey, Sister Gu, you don't know that the mouse in my house is almost causing me a nervous breakdown." Xiao Qu, who got permission Comrade swept away the decadence in an instant, and went back to his room satisfied.

Mother Jiao smiled like a morning glory, "That's all it takes to keep a cat!"

Jiao Yuan lowered his head and poked the small porcelain bowl in front of him with his chopsticks, suffocating his voice to imitate Xiao Qu's words: "I don't even have half a mouse in my house—"

Jiao Ma tapped Jiao Yuan's head, "Let's eat your noodles!"

Gu Youzi pursed her lips, looking very unhappy.

At night, around eight o'clock, Xiao Qu came to borrow the cat. No need for Mother Jiao to say more, Zheng Tan walked over to the opposite side, sooner or later it has to be resolved, otherwise those few white mice were training in vain?

Jiao Yuan was still cheering at the door: "Heitan, come on! Let them see how powerful they are!"

Jiao's mother turned her head and said sternly: "Go back and do your homework! If you make a mistake, your pocket money will be halved!"

Here, Zheng Tan followed Xiao Qu into the house.

After entering the door, Zheng Tan had a sense of familiarity at the first glance——what a fucking mess! Just like myself back then.

At the second glance, I saw a familiar creature.

As soon as Zheng Tan entered the door, he saw three cockroaches. One had just crawled into the bathroom, one crawled out from under the cabinet and crawled back when it sensed someone appeared. The third one, which was also the closest to Zheng Tan, saw Zheng Tan It paused after a sigh, shook its long filamentous tentacles, and then quickly crawled into a pile of magazines.

As one of the oldest insects on earth that appeared earlier than dinosaurs and lived in the same era as dinosaurs and trilobites, it has the abnormal vitality that can survive for nine days without a head. The name "Xiaoqiang" comes from cockroaches The words live up to the name. I heard that its vitality has been evolving, and I don't know what it will become in the future.