Sword of Coming

On a mountain road on the border between Caiyi Country and Shushui Country.

Wearing a green shirt, he walked slowly, carrying a large bamboo box on his back and holding a rough hiking pole that he chopped casually. He had walked more than a hundred miles on the mountain road, and finally walked into a dilapidated ancient temple in the night, covered with spider webs. The statues of the Four Heavenly Kings of Buddhism are still as they were before, falling to the ground, and there are still bursts of draft blowing into the ancient temple from time to time, creating a gloomy atmosphere.

The young man built a bonfire, then closed his eyes and dozed off. It seemed that he was worried that the ghosts and ghosts in the book would appear, and he did not dare to sleep if he wanted to.

After about midnight, the joyful laughter of orioles and swallows rang out again, from far to near.

He looked like a scholar in blue shirt on a study tour, with his head lowered and the corners of his mouth raised. When he raised his head and looked out, he already looked confused and surprised.

The ancient temple occupies a large area, so the bonfire is not close to the gate.

There were three graceful women in colorful skirts, a cardamom girl with almond eyes and a round face, a tall woman in her twenties with a high bun, and a plump woman with fluffy temples like a "flower" and a smooth bun. Women, they were playing and playing, and the beautiful woman among them was particularly trembling. They laughed together like colorful butterflies "floating" into the ancient temple, and then met the young man with wide eyes, They were actually a little timid, and stopped shyly, gathered together, slowed down, and pushed each other towards the bonfire and the scholars.

The beautiful woman seemed to be bolder. She squatted down, stretched out her hand to warm herself over the fire, and looked straight at the young man.

The tall woman stood aside, looking down coldly, as if to determine whether this young man was a dangerous libertine.

The almond-eyed girl was the shyest, standing sideways, interlacing the fingers of her hands, staring down at the toes of the embroidered shoes that exposed her skirt.

The woman was suddenly stunned.

Because the young scholar suddenly laughed, as if he could no longer hold back his "serious" look.

This plump woman who had been squatting took out an embroidered handkerchief directly from her snow-white breasts, fanned the wind gently, and said in a soft voice: "Are you hot, sir? I suddenly felt that my body was The clothes are a bit thick."

Chen Pingan kept his hand close to the fire and said with a smile: "If it feels hot, do you still use the fire?"

The woman was speechless, then rolled her eyes charmingly, and laughed so hard, "Young Master is really good at joking, I guess he must be a man who appreciates amorous feelings."

Chen Pingan said with a smile: "Then you should laugh a little longer."

As a result, the charming and beautiful woman laughed for a while, and soon stopped laughing. She just didn't want to be defeated like this, so she licked the corners of her mouth, squinted her eyes and smiled: "Young Master is so handsome, I'm so handsome." , the words are pleasing to the ear, but I don’t know if they are of any use?”

Chen Ping'an still smiled and said: "Auntie, you are quite good at joking."

The woman's smile stiffened.

Chen Ping'an, who deliberately revisited his old place with this appearance, looked at the three of them again, and finally looked at the timid girl, and said with a smile: "Okay, I know your details, we have dealt with each other before. "

Among the three women, the plump woman complained blankly, covering her breasts with an embroidered handkerchief, the tall woman frowned, and the girl ignored them, still thinking about herself and being shy.

Chen Ping'an added a dead branch to the bonfire, and still looked at the girl wearing embroidered shoes with a smile. I really don't know if she has a short memory, or she really likes to be clean. Regardless of the embroidered shoes or the skirt, she still walked on the mountain road. Stained with the slightest dust, he said slowly: "Don't remember? Then let me help you recall. About seven years ago, there were four strangers sitting here with me, a big-bearded hero, a young Taoist priest, a gentle scholar, and a Shabby boy... Well, we met again later at Jianshui Villa."

The almond-eyed girl stopped turning sideways and faced Chen Pingan, covering her mouth and smiling, "How could I not remember? I suffered a big loss at the hands of you and Mr. Song bastard that time. Now that the slave family thinks of this tragic incident, this careful My liver still hurts so much. You stinky men, you all don’t know how to show mercy to women, so you killed my two poor maids on the spot. If I’m not mistaken, sir, you were the most dangerous one back then. A young man who destroys flowers, right? Hey, he is getting more and more handsome as he grows up. I wonder what the purpose of this grand visit is?"

She put her hands behind her back and walked half a circle around the bonfire, always keeping a certain distance from Chen Ping'an. "Why, it couldn't be that the young master is no longer young and ignorant than before, but he has begun to know the taste of women. He has tasted women in the world, and he is a little tired of it." Now, you want to come here to have a try? Try the skills of us ghostly beauties in bed?"

Chen Pingan waved his hand, "I dare not, but I know that Madam likes to eat stir-fried heart and liver, and it is best if she is a Taoist, because there is no earthy smell."

Chen Pingan glanced at the entrance of the ancient temple, "It seems that after being sacrificed by Senior Song, he killed many of your subordinates in one go. Now you have lost the momentum you had back then."

The almond-eyed girl curled her lips, stretched out an embroidered shoe, and gently flicked the fire, "Tell me, what do you want to do to lure us out this time?"

Chen Ping'an asked: "After the battle at Jianshui Villa, the four evil spirits of Shushui Kingdom suffered heavy casualties. Some died, some ran away, and...forget it, don't talk about these, I already knew this. , but in Caiyi Country, I heard that there were new Four Shas of Shushui soon, and some of them came to power from the old mountains?"

She knelt down and sighed, "Two of them died, and they didn't enjoy the blessings. They were all killed casually by a monk named Wu Secretary Lang in Dali. There is still one left, and he was doing errands at first. He was looking for fun, so he almost moved away without being frightened. I tried hard to persuade him not to move. If a man moves, a ghost is still a ghost. Fortunately, he listened to my advice. He has become rich, but I regret it. In the past few years, when there was war and chaos, that guy's business suddenly flourished, and he gathered a large group of vicious villains. He had strong soldiers and horses, and he never touched the bad luck of the Da Li barbarians. His life was so happy, and he even got a concession. The imperial edict that I was jealous of not only never mentioned the name of the Four Evils of Shushui Kingdom anymore, but almost even kidnapped me by that beast and made him the wife of Yazhai. In this world, it is difficult for people to live, and it is difficult for ghosts to be. What exactly is going on?"

Although Chen Pingan kept staring at her, he was actually looking at the two female ghosts from the corner of his eye.

She looks like a girl and is a ghost with good moral character in Shushui Kingdom, but this is not important to Chen Ping'an at the moment.

The important thing is that Song Yushao, the old swordsman of Shushui Kingdom, faced her, pulled out the old almanac, and said, "It's time to fast and seek wealth." Then the female ghost took out a small summer coin, and the old man Song actually let her go. passed her.

At first, Chen Ping'an really thought it was because of Old Huang Li. This female ghost who was famous in Shushui Kingdom had good luck that night. Later, when he and Senior Song went to a small town restaurant to eat hot pot, they chatted and realized that it was Among the four evil spirits in Shushui Kingdom, this female ghost has the most complicated life experience and style. She is the kind of ghost that is not unfair if she kills her, and it is not necessarily a bad thing if she doesn't kill her.

Chen Ping'an sighed, "Tell me, how many men from this world have you killed over the years?"

She rolled her eyes and said: "It's cruel to say it, and it's really unpleasant to say. You agree with me. They have gained the joy of men and women, and my sisters have gained their yang energy. They don't have to become evil ghosts, and they will never be reincarnated. Everyone is happy. Of course, we really meet each other. I won’t mind those guys like you monks who don’t want to deal with and the government can’t control them, so I don’t mind having a few dishes of stir-fried dishes.”

Chen Ping'an didn't say a word, seeming to remember some old things.

She clasped her hands behind her back and tutted: "I really didn't recognize you. If you didn't tell me, I wouldn't be able to recognize you to death. You looked like a dark young boy at the beginning. They say that women have changed in their eighteenth year, and so have you men." Same?"

Chen Ping'an said as if joking: "Since you can't recognize you even if you are beaten to death, then I may consider not beating you to death."

She glanced at the green shirt on this guy's body and suddenly became angry.

He turned around and glared at the tall woman, "Don't think I don't know. You are still hooking up with that poor scholar. Are you thinking that one day he will help you escape from the sea of ​​misery? Believe it or not, I will send you there tonight. In the hands of the beast, he is now an upright mountain god. Even if the mountain god takes a concubine, it is not worse than the scenery of being unable to marry a wife! "

When she said these words, the almond-eyed girl's eyes were dark, and her whole body was filled with evil spirits. A pair of slightly exposed embroidered shoes had a scarlet color flowing slowly, like blood flowing on the shoes.

The tall female ghost looked frightened, and with a plop, she knelt on the ground, trembling all over.

The plump woman on the side had a face full of sarcasm, and perhaps a bit of jealousy amidst the sarcasm.

Chen Pingan glanced at the temple gate and waved to the three-headed female ghost, "Let's go."

After a while.

The female ghost who looked like an almond-eyed girl frowned and said in a deep voice to the two remaining "maids": "You go first! Go through the back door and go directly back to the mansion..."

At this moment, a strong black wind mixed with golden light rolled into the temple. A burly man with an exposed upper body and two fangs exposed from his mouth appeared. He strode forward and laughed loudly: "Leave? I don't think anyone should leave! I've been waiting for this day for a long time, and I'll catch them all in one catch. You little bitch is really hard to catch. I sent people as bait several times, but you didn't even take the bait. Why can't you bear it today? Come on, do you have the guts to run out of your nest? Do you really think that picking a long-legged concubine from you can fill my belly? Do you know that I prefer you? "

When this burly man, who was ten feet tall, appeared, the ancient temple suddenly smelled pungent.

There was a lot of noise around the ancient temple.

It was obvious that this spirit was acting as a mountain god, waiting for the opportunity to move and come prepared.

Chen Pingan said helplessly: "This is the mountain god master. If you don't take care of me, you won't be able to escape anyway. You can just reminisce about old times first, hire people when they should, and take concubines when they should."

The former one of the four evil spirits of Shushui Kingdom, now a burly mountain monster who spent a lot of money from the gods and finally got a title from the mountain god. His mouth was habitually dripping with laughter. As expected, he no longer paid attention to this three-legged cat warrior. , or a young man who was not a minor monk. He turned to look at the short, almond-eyed girl with a slender waist, and then waved. The plump and beautiful woman immediately rushed towards him and was hugged by him. The woman Nestled in the "mountain forest" on the chest of the mountain god, she giggled and did not dare to look at the girl who owned her master. Instead, she stared hard at the tall female ghost with a look of astonishment on her face. , why do you dare to refuse such a beautiful thing when you are accepted as a concubine?!"

The mountain monster laughed loudly, "After tonight, we are all family members, and we are sisters in bed and under the bed. Don't hurt your feelings with a few words. You and her each have their own merits, and I will cherish them." "

He wiped his mouth and then casually wiped it on the breast of the woman in his arms, "From now on, I will never treat you three like the weak women at the bottom of the mountain. Besides, they really can't stand the torment and are so hateful." Even if you can’t become a ghost, I’m not as lucky as you, otherwise you could have more sisters, how lively would that mountain god temple be?”

Finally, he put away the embroidered handkerchief that he gave to the woman and ghost. It was with this that he was able to "catch the wind" and block the cunning little woman who had been coveting for a long time here. Otherwise, he would be trapped in her mansion. Bian, even if he finally breaks through, the gains will outweigh the losses, and he may lose both ends. It should be noted that he is extremely ambitious now, and he is going for the Five Sacred Gods of Shushui Kingdom, even if he becomes a vassal state of the Song family in Dali , in the future, the status of the gods of the Five Mountains will not be as good as before, but a camel is so skinny that it is bigger than a horse. In this three-acre land of Shushui Country, let alone a country woman and a few beautiful beauties, I would have never dared to think about it in the past. What do the river goddesses and the higher-ranking female water goddess mean? The finger-tickling thing.

Chen Ping'an added another handful of firewood to the fire. Even though he moved gently, there was still some noise.

The mountain god showed that he was not as rough and reckless as he appeared, and he immediately stared at the unfamiliar-looking scholar from afar.

Chen Pingan smiled and said: "Sorry, you continue."

The new mountain god of Shushui Kingdom, who was born as a wild spirit, temporarily suppressed his weirdness and suspicion, and smiled at the almond-eyed girl: "Wei Wei, just follow me, right? How about it? I won't treat you badly, you have my rightful destiny. Yes, keeping it is the standard for the mountain god to marry. I will marry you back to the mountain in eight sedans. Even if you ask, let the county god clear the way, and I will carry the sedan chair for you!"

The female ghost named Wei Wei raised one foot high and shook her embroidered shoes. "Do you see how clean it is? Can you take a pee and take a look at yourself?"

The mountain monster pushed the beautiful woman in his arms away, took out his crotch, and said with a smile: "I just like your temper. I have no choice but to use the mountain god's magical power to snatch the bride and do the official business first, and then make up for the wedding ceremony in the future. But don’t blame me, it’s you who brought it upon yourself, you have such a bad temper, and if you don’t give me a hard time when you get to the bed, how will you live in the future?!”

Wei Wei patted his chest, "Hey, you scared me."

The tall female ghost standing next to her, after the battle between heaven and man, took a step forward and said, "I am willing to be your concubine, can you let my master go?"

Wei Wei looked displeased and hit the female ghost with one sleeve, causing it to fly away and hit the wall. Depending on the strength and posture, it would break through the wall directly.

The burly mountain monster twitched the corner of his mouth and stamped his feet, causing the mountains and rivers to flow rapidly.

The tall female ghost fell to the ground as if she had hit a copper wall. The gorgeous colorful clothes on her body were swaying with the gray smoke, and some ashes were scattered. She huddled in the corner and stretched out her hands to cover her body. Part of the spring light flows.

The mountain monster sneered and said: "Wei Wei, things are different now. Are you still unwilling to accept your fate? Do you really think I am still the fool you made fun of back then?! Do you know that every time you teased me, I was there? In my heart, I give you a whip for this little girl! I will definitely let you know next, what is spanking, kissing, scolding, and love!"

He stretched out his hand, and a long agile whip like thick mercury appeared in his hand. The golden thread as thin as a hair showed his current identity as an orthodox mountain god.

Wei Wei did not turn his head, but pointed at the scholar in green shirt behind him, "You dirty beast who hasn't even shed his hair yet. Did you see that he is the lover I just planned to keep in my account? Today, I have a ghostly look, and I want to be there." It’s not a loss to die in love with a scholar in an ancient temple!”

Chen Ping'an smiled and said: "Don't drag me into the water before you die. It's so unkind to be a ghost. No wonder there is such a disaster tonight."

Wei Wei sneered and ignored the poor guy behind him who was bound to die.

On this mountain top, it is self-evident what the mountain god means.

The previous slap was enough to match that maid who had only long legs but no brains. For the sake of a maid, what could I, Wei Wei, say about being willing to go with that beast, just to let go of maids and the like? It's absolutely impossible that she, Wei Wei, doesn't have a bodhisattva heart. As for the young man behind her who wanted to die and sent her to her door, causing her to fall into this situation, she will not care about him. He deserves to die here tonight, sacrificing his love and his life. What a fart, my glorious days for hundreds of years were gone. If that beast didn't kill him, she would have wanted to slap him to death, so as not to have to skin and cramp those mountain spirits and put them in a frying pan. She had to thank her for giving him a A happy way to die.

Chen Ping'an suddenly asked: "Master Mountain God, were you able to be conferred the title of Mountain God by following the path of a civil servant stationed in the Great Li Cavalry, or was it because an official from the Shushui Kingdom accepted the money and helped to accommodate you?"

The mountain monster smiled sinisterly and said, "I'll tell you after you die, if you still become a ghost."

Wei Wei laughed heartily and said: "He dares to find Da Li Barbarian? I guess now when I hear the word Da Li, my legs will go weak."

Chen Pingan nodded and said: "That's it."

The mountain monster said sternly: "Wei Wei! Just wait, within ten days, I will make you quit that pitiful habit of grinding mirrors!"

The tall female ghost over there in the corner, as well as the beautiful female ghost, both looked a little weird and coquettish.

Wei Wei didn't care at all, and began to think about how to use the egg against the stone to try his best to become a jade and a stone.

Chen Pingan slowly stood up and patted his clothes.

That's almost it.

As luck would have it, one of the four evil spirits from Shushui Kingdom came to his door.

However, judging from the black smoke and the golden thread on the long whip, it should be because the golden body is still unstable and the incense is insufficient.

Chen Pingan bent down to look through the book box.

The mountain monster frowned.

Wei Wei couldn't help but take a few steps back, and then turned around to look, wondering what the guy who carried the bamboo box up the mountain to the temple like before wanted to do.

I saw the man trying to carry the long sword that was originally placed in the book box behind his back.

After seeing Wei Wei's inquiring gaze, Chen Ping'an smiled and said: "A semi-immortal weapon, haven't you seen it before? How can you travel through mountains and rivers without a treasure close by?"

Wei Wei laughed at this guy's arrogance and nodded with a smile: "I've seen it before. I've seen dozens or hundreds of semi-immortal weapons."

The mountain monster suddenly felt relieved. A truly enlightened monk has no need to pretend to be a ghost or bluff.

Chen Ping'an looked around, "In this pure place of Buddhism, the monks' scriptures are no longer there, but maybe the Buddha's Dharma is still there, so that fox demon back then, because of his kind heart, got a lot of good luck and followed that 'Liu Chicheng' 'Walking around, what about you?"

Looking at the sarcastic smile of the young man carrying the sword.

Wei Wei was a little flustered for no reason.

With a flick of Chen Pingan's wrist, the bamboo box disappeared out of thin air and was placed among the square inches of objects.

With a twist of his wrist, another bamboo hat came out of his hand. He put it on his head and held it up.

For some reason, the deity and mountain monster that had been included in the country's landscape tree could not help but feel sore in the knees, and his natural magical power seemed to be overwhelmed by the supreme immortal magic, completely unable to function properly.

It's just compared to when I was in the mountains south of Shujian Lake.

After practicing boxing at Luoluoshanzhulou, Chen Pingan began to be restrained.

Although he is not completely able to control it freely, he will not let it out as easily as before without even realizing it.

Otherwise, during this trip to the ancient temple, Chen Pingan would have been scared away by seeing Wei Wei and the two maidservants.

next moment.

The female ghost Wei Wei widened her beautiful almond eyes.

At some point, the young man in green shirt was already standing away from the sword of the burly mountain god.

Just a sword's distance away.

Because the man had unsheathed his sword somehow, raised the tip of the sword, pierced the mountain monster's jaw, and lifted it directly off the ground.

The golden body of a mountain god began to shatter into countless tiny cracks on the spot.

Chen Ping'an raised his head slightly and said, "The eel and river monster that was responsible for the disaster was killed back then. It has karmic obstacles, so killing a righteous god of mountains and rivers should only be a lot more."

Wei Wei was at a loss for the first time.

I felt that the world was silent, and only the voice of the swordsman in blue could be heard.

"It doesn't matter, I'll take over this cause and effect."

The female ghost Wei Wei didn't even know when the man left. After a long time, she finally came back to her senses and was able to use her brain, but she started to be in a daze again. She didn't know why he didn't kill her.

Of course, in the end, I didn’t know whether that sword was really a semi-immortal weapon.

In the ancient temple, the plump female ghost began to kneel down and kowtow to beg for mercy.

The tall female ghost came to Wei Wei tremblingly and said in a trembling voice: "Master has been thinking about something. The immortal master shouted and there was no response, so he asked the slave to tell the master that we should not come to this ancient temple again. It wouldn't be a bad thing if you could accumulate more yin virtues, maybe the Bodhisattvas here in the ancient temple will be watching."

Wei Wei also realized that she was in a weird situation, and used her magic spells forcefully, as if she was pulling her feet out of the mud. Then she regained consciousness and gasped for air. As a female ghost, she was sweating. Her clothes And embroidered shoes, no better than the maids and maids around her, they are not using that kind of crude deception.

Wei Wei glanced at the empty ground where a mountain monster's body should have been lying. There was not even a trace of blood. He frowned and asked, "Where is that person?"

The tall female ghost shook her head and said, "I'll leave after that."

Wei Weigang wanted to kick the kowtowing servant to death, but he suddenly took back his embroidered shoes and said angrily: "Save your life! Go back to your home and be punished!"

She waved her hand, "Let's go, go quickly!"

But before leaving the ruined ancient temple, she stopped at the threshold and turned around, clasping her hands together. This female ghost who had never believed in Buddhism lowered her head and murmured: "Bodhisattva bless, Bodhisattva bless..."

Finally, Wei Wei glanced at the bonfire that had not yet been extinguished, and saw a ball of light.

They just ran away and headed back home.

After Wei Wei's three-headed female ghost left.

It didn't take long for him to return to the ancient temple after wearing a green shirt. He took off his bamboo hat and still faced the pair of bonfires, occasionally adding dead branches, as if keeping vigil at night.

During this period, he stood up once, then stood somewhere in the temple, closed his eyes, held the long sword emptyly, and gently swung the sword forward once.

The sky is slightly bright.

He walked out of the temple gate, came to the cliff, and walked slowly.

After punching, he stood still, turned around and smiled.

Chen Ping'an withdrew his gaze and looked into the distance.

The sky is vast and the scenery is picturesque.

I believe that next spring, there will be red peach blossoms, white plum blossoms, and yellow cauliflower flowers.