The Age of Gods Return: Start To Kiss the Rift Girl

Zuo Shandiao's heart collapsed.

He just wanted to take advantage of Gu Loulan's current chaos and come out to make a fortune!

This is the first time I went out, I met Lin Que!

The ancestors were right, you have to look at the almanac when you go out!

The Sky Thunder Dragon flew out of the sandpit, let out a dragon roar angrily, and was about to strike.

"Wait!"

Lin Que stopped Tianleilong and grinned: "So it was a misunderstanding!"

"I see!"

Seeing that Lin Que didn't pursue it, Zuo Shandiao heaved a sigh of relief.

However, he was still too naive.

Lin Que took out an Italian cannon, aimed it at the mountain sculpture, and loaded the ammunition.

boom!

A cannonball blasted towards the mountain eagle at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Fuck!"

The mountain eagle's eyes almost popped out.

The younger brothers behind were so frightened that they threw away their guns, one by one slammed into the sand, and kept burying yellow sand on their bodies.

boom!

The shell exploded where they were before, and the terrifying explosive force blasted a deep hole in the sand!

The mountain eagle's hair was bristled by the shells, and his face was as black as coal.

I'm so...

Didn't I say it was a misunderstanding?

You still bombard me with Italy!

Lin Que grinned: "Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding!"

Mountain sculpture:?

?

?

Do you listen to what people say?

Lin Que unhurriedly walked up to the mountain eagle, and grinned: "You know the rules!"

The mountain eagle was slightly taken aback, what's the rule?

Suddenly, his eyes looked at Mo Qingcheng at the side, and a flash of light appeared in his mind!

"I know the rules!"

As he said that, Zuo Shandiao greeted the younger brothers, muttered a few words, and took out a boxy, bright red box and handed it to Lin Que.

Okamoto 0.

01!

"Master, please put it away, this thing from the Gobi desert is a rarity!"

"Save it!"

Mo Qingcheng blushed, she stretched out her small hand to Lin Que's waist, and twisted it hard.

"Pooh!"

"rogue!"

Lin Que took a deep breath in pain.

This Nine Yin White Bone Claw is the innate skill of every woman!

Ignores all physical and spell defenses!

It hurts!

"Master, I still have a big waist like a monster, a bull, and a monster. Would you like some?"

Zuo Shandiao said attentively.

Thanks to me.

Looking at the appearance of the young couple, Mr. Lin, it is obvious that these props are missing!

Lin Que:?

?

?

I need it?

Who do you look down on!

"Go away!"

Lin Que raised his slap, and slapped Zuo Shandiao's face with a slap.

What the hell.

Is this what I mean by the rules?

Who do you think I, Lin Que, are!

"I asked you to hand over the weapons and ammunition, and you are using these to test the cadres!"

Zuo Shandiao covered his swollen face with aggrieved expression: "I thought the ammunition was of this type."

Lin Que: "Why, you want to reason with me, don't you?"

Zuo Shandiao: "Actually, I used to be the champion of the debate competition of the Academy of Aviation, and I was forced to develop a side job to survive."

Lin Que: "Coincidentally, do you know what I'm studying?"

"What?"

Lin Que picked up the big slippers on the soles of his feet, and smiled charmingly: "I specialize in handjobs!"

finished.

A shoe sole hit Zuo Shandiao's forehead.

His face was bleeding from the beating, and he screamed!

"Aww... suffocated!"

"It will break if you hit it!"

Zuo Shandiao's heart was full of despair!

My group of younger brothers are all fake, and they don't know how to help.

The younger brother said in his heart: Brother, we dare not move!

Mo Qingcheng and the Sky Thunder Dragon, who were beaten down just now, were staring at them.

As long as there is a slight move, they will be useless!

"Tell you not to learn well, and tell you to be a horse thief!"

"You are the fish that slipped through the net of quality education, today I will educate you for your mother!"

"Hit me with missiles!"

"Didn't your mother tell you, don't provoke bear children?"

"I'm still a six thousand nine hundred and thirty-five-day-old child, you scare me, who is going to save the world!"

As Lin Que spoke, the slippers in his hand kept shooting at the mountain sculpture!

The mountain eagle was beaten so badly!

Blood spurted from both nostrils!

Slipper prints were tattooed on the two big eyes.

Old miserable!

"Slap in the face!"

"I haven't married a wife yet!"

"I know I was wrong, give me a chance, let me start a new life!"

However, the louder he barked, the happier Lin Que played!

Zuo Shandiao: "I have important information, don't fight, I know the reason for the riot in the ancient Loulan ruins!"

Lin Que's hands froze!

The reason for the riot in Guloulan?

"I know you said it!"

Lin Que hit another shoe sole on his forehead facing the mountain carving!

Zuo Shandiao: "Don't hit me, I'll tell you!"

Lin Que frowned: "I'll hit you, and I'll explain things to you, these are two different things, there is no conflict!"

"I'll keep hitting, you keep talking!"

Mountain sculpture: ...

Is this still something people do?