The Alternate World Is Too Dangerous: I Hide In Reality And Rule!

Gear World!

Lin Ye was not in a hurry to return to the real world, but calculated all the current hang-up time in the two worlds.

【This world time: 7941】

【Different world time: 215 days】

In the real world, he took 94 days to hang up, and there should be 7938 days left, but he stayed in the real world for another three days, so the remaining days to hang up is 7941 days.

The person in the different world stayed on-hook for 94 days, plus the 121 days of staying, now there are a total of 215 days to hang-up.

In other words, the self in the real world can hang up for 215 days.

However, Lin Ye didn't plan to hang up in the real world, at least not yet.

He has lived in the real world for so many years. He has parents, relatives and friends. It is different from the other world. In the other world, he is considered an orphan, more like a passer-by. It doesn't matter if he hangs up.

After watching the time on the two gears for a while, Lin Ye returned to the real world.

At this moment, it was the second night in the real world. When Lin Ye walked to the lake, there was only a small pool of water in the center of the lake. The water ghost was standing there desperately, and the water could only cover his ankles.

Because it was an artificial lake, after the excavation was completed, the construction team laid bluestone slabs on the bottom of the lake. There was no silt, so Lin Ye could easily walk to the center of the lake.

Lin Ye dragged the water pipe to the center of the lake, and put the water pipe directly under the water ghost's feet. The water ghost looked at Lin Ye's actions blankly, watching the water under his feet getting shallower and shallower, until finally he couldn't even cover his toes .

With such shallow water, the water pipe could no longer be pumped. Lin Ye put away the water pipe, went back to the villa again, and walked out with two machines on his shoulders.

The water ghost saw the machine that Lin Ye was carrying clearly, and he showed a shocked expression.

It's too bad.

It's all like this, and they still have to carry the electric fan and heater over.

This is not leaving any room for myself.

At this moment, the water ghost was full of deep regret. If he had known that this person was so terrible, why would he offend him with his cheap talk.

Lin Ye didn't care about the water ghost's expression. He turned on the electric fan at the water ghost and turned on the heater at the same time. After half an hour, the water ghost had no water stains from the beginning to the end, including the bluestone slab standing under its feet, which was also dry. very.

"That... big brother... I'm really convinced, I'm convinced, you let me go, and I will never appear by your side in the future, and I will never do harm to anyone."

The water ghost is about to collapse, is there such a serious person?

Don't keep a drop of water for yourself.

"Now that I know I was wrong, it's too late."

Lin Ye sneered, why did I go so early, I put so much effort into it, if it would be useful for you to admit your mistake now, then I still have to work so hard?

Snapped!

Lin Ye swung the willow stick away. Unlike before, he used the willow stick to beat the ghost in the intestines. Now he has cultivated a sense of aura, and he can perform some spells. He has cast a spirit spell on the willow stick, adding heaven and earth aura, and the damage to the ghost is equal to that of a ghost. It was humans who encountered wicker coated in sulfuric acid.

With one stroke, half of the water ghost's life was taken away.

"Tell you to speak so loudly to me!"

"Call you arrogant!"

"Didn't you say I dare not come down?"

"It's Jackie Chan outside, you don't stop!"

Around the lake, many ghosts once again saw Lin Ye's ferocity. It wasn't until the water ghost curled up on the ground, as transparent as a drop of water could burst, and there was no more sound, that Lin Ye stopped.

Although the water ghost was disgusting, he hadn't murdered anyone, so Lin Ye couldn't just blow the water ghost out of his wits.

"Bring this guy to the villa."

Lin Ye gave instructions to the ghosts watching, and left with the willow sticks in his hand.

Seeing Lin Ye's leaving back, these ghosts looked at the water ghost with sympathy, why bother...

Why do you have to think about it so hard to offend this one?

...

...

Early the next morning.

Lin Ye went out early, heading for the funeral street in Raocheng.

He has cultivated the sense of qi, and he is going to send these ghosts to the underworld. To send these ghosts to the underworld, he needs some props.

Yellow watch, cinnabar, brush...

"Little brother, what do you want these things for?"

The shopkeeper was a little curious when they saw the things Lin Ye bought. These things are usually used for trivial matters, but even for trivial matters, most people don't need to buy them by themselves, because the Taoist priests they invite will bring these things themselves. Just pay for it.

"Do things." Lin Ye answered honestly.

"What to do?" The shopkeeper was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "Little brother, stop joking."

"Why do you think I'm joking? Now, as a Taoist priest, I earn 300 to 500 yuan a day, and I have cigarettes and red envelopes. I just sit there every day, chanting scriptures and playing musical instruments. Isn't it better than going to work?"

Facing Lin Ye's rhetorical question, the shopkeeper became a little silent, let alone, it was really what the young man said.

The only disadvantage is that it is difficult to find a partner, so many people in this industry enter the industry after they get married.

"Little brother, do you have a team leader? If not, I can introduce you to one."

"No, I'm going to do it myself."

Lin Ye made a joke, and the store didn't say much. Lin Ye looked at the store, and suddenly realized that the funeral industry was really advancing with the times.

Lin Ye had heard of foldable home appliances. There were paper home appliances, paper cars, and paper mobile phones, but there were even the latest models.

There are new cars, the new fruit 14, Huawei p60, mate50 and even the xs2 with folding clamshell.

How long has this product been released? Could it be that as soon as it was released over there, printing started here, and the speed can catch up with Huaqiangbei.

While Lin Ye was admiring these paper objects, a middle-aged man walked in outside the store. His shirt was tucked into his waist, revealing a black leather trouser belt with a car key hanging on the belt buckle. As soon as he entered the store, he shouted Said: "Old Li, the whole ten thousand yuan set."

"10,000 yuan set, which family has left, so willing?"

"Which one else is it, that old lady from the Song family."

"That one, it's been three years, and it's time to go."

"Old Li, what are you talking about, be careful not to be overheard, the Song family will trouble you."

"What trouble do you have for me? Old Mrs. Song's children probably couldn't take it anymore. The old lady has been lying in the hospital bed for three years. People are picky and have a poisonous mouth. Now that they are gone, these children are loose Take a breath."

"Don't think I'm wrong. Mrs. Song's children's family is not rich, and it's all worth 10,000 yuan, so there must be wailing and drum music. It must be three days of seniors instead of three days of juniors, plus the urn And the burial fee, it must have cost 70,000 to 80,000 yuan, I guess I have been holding back for a long time and want to vent my anger, otherwise how could it be such a big deal."

...

Listening to the conversation between the store owner and the middle-aged man, Lin Ye understood what was going on. This man was the boss who specialized in funeral affairs. These days, funeral affairs don't pay attention to working alone, but to a group. .

It’s a bit like a chef hired for banquets in rural areas. In the past, a chef was invited to cook, and the table and bowls were borrowed from the neighbors. Therefore, at that time, the logo of each bowl and plate would be engraved on the bottom to avoid mistakes when returning the dishes after the banquet. .

But now they are all contracted. Generally, the chef brings a few assistant chefs who are responsible for cutting and passing the vegetables. Rich people even hand over the dishes to the chef to buy. It is calculated according to the price per table. Table bowls and pans These are all brought by the chef. If you want to save a little, you can buy vegetables yourself according to the list given by the chef, which is also calculated by table.

This is true for banquets, and it is also true for funeral affairs now.

Modern people don't like trouble, and would rather spend more money and leave things to professional people. Although it costs money, it saves effort and worry, and you won't be cheated if you find a reliable one.

The most important thing is that the process will not go wrong. If there is a mistake in the process of doing white things, it will be laughed at by neighbors and relatives.

The middle-aged man in front of him is the head of the funeral service team, and he has been cooperating with the store owner for a long time. After a few orders from the other party, he left. Lin Ye asked curiously at the store owner, "Boss, is this long-term cooperation between you guys so important?" You have to give them kickbacks."

"Rebates?" Hearing Lin Ye's question, the boss replied with a smile: "Little brother, you are a newcomer, since you want to do this line of work, you must know the rules of this line of work. Yes, but you must clearly mark the price, if the insurance price is too expensive, it is the owner’s business not to do it, this is a job for the dead, and you are not afraid of the ghosts of the dead coming to you if you get kickbacks.”

"You have to abide by the rules in this line of work, and only by following the rules can you make no mistakes. Brother, if you really want to do this line of work, you still have a lot to learn."

"Boss, you have opened the shop for several years. Have you ever encountered any more evil affairs?"

Lin Ye suddenly thought that if he wanted to quickly accumulate merit, he would have to catch ghosts, and the bosses who sold funeral supplies should know a lot about it.

"Of course there is... let me tell you..."

Lin Ye listened to the boss telling the story, and after a while the middle-aged man left and returned.

"Boss Zhao, why are you back?"

"Things are a bit troublesome, Mrs. Song is unwilling to leave."

"I'm even willing to leave even though I've been offered a set of 10,000 yuan. This old lady was picky and vicious when she was alive, and now she's still making trouble after she's dead. It's too much torture for her children."

"Who knows what to think, the eternal lamp has been lit several times and it won't turn on. Take all the strange objects you have here, and go talk to the old lady."

Lin Ye's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he took the initiative to say, "Boss Zhao, do you think that old lady's ghost doesn't want to leave?"

Zhao Gang turned his gaze to Lin Ye, a little confused, and the shop owner at the side explained: "Boss Zhao, this little brother said that he is also in your business, and he just bought some things from me."

"We do this, who is your master?"

"Mr. Zhao, it doesn't matter who my master is, but I should be able to solve this trouble for you."

"you?"

Zhao Gang looked skeptical. He had worked for nothing for more than ten years and encountered some troublesome things. In the past, when encountering such things, he would ask a master for help, but that master left last year.

"There's nothing wrong with trying. If it doesn't work, I won't charge you."

Lin Ye replied with a smile, Zhao Gang hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded: "Alright then, follow me to have a look."