The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood

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    Because of a cold, Little Red Riding Hood got up a little late the next day. When she arrived at the restaurant, Bai Xue and the others were already sitting in familiar positions.

    "Little Red Riding Hood, come and sit down, I bought you breakfast." Bai Xue was the first to discover Little Red Riding Hood.

    "Thank you." Little Red Riding Hood's voice was thick and nasal, obviously the cold was not cured.

    "Why is your nasal voice so heavy, didn't you take the cold medicine I gave you yesterday?" Xiao Ming asked with concern.

    "No." Little Red Riding Hood shook her head, "I used to catch a cold and sleep well, I never took medicine, and I don't know what happened this time."

    "You used to sleep well, because you used to have good physical resistance. Now you have a terminal illness, and this time is different from the past." Wu Ge said aloud.

    "That's right." Bai Xue nodded in agreement, "We are all terminally ill people, and our body functions are incomparable to ordinary people. In the future, we must pay special attention to our body, such as colds and fevers, headaches and brain heat. Notice."

    "So serious?" Little Red Riding Hood was shocked.

    "You will be able to recognize the reality after a few more illnesses." Xiao Ming said.

      In the voice of the hero of the TV series, he asked artificially: "Patients, have you missed me for a month?"

    "Bored?" Snow White.

    "Idiot." Wuge.

    "Cao Nuo, you are back." Only Xiao Ming showed his surprise.

    "I knew you would miss me." Cao Nuo ignored the comments of the first two people, and walked towards Xiao Ming with a bright face.

    "Did you get the signature of the actor Tan?" Xiao Ming immediately leaned up and asked.

    "Of course I got it." Cao Nuo took out a postcard from his pocket and handed it to Xiao Ming.

    And Xiao Ming ignored Cao Nuo after taking the postcard, and returned to the table with the postcard to continue eating breakfast.

    "Should I be so realistic?" Cao Nuo couldn't bear it.

    "…" The restaurant was quiet, and no one paid any attention to him.

    "Cough..." Cao Nuo straightened his hair full of hairspray, and the pretentious male vocalist appeared again, "This beauty must be the new patient, Little Red Riding Hood."

    "Hello." Little Red Riding Hood introduced himself, "I am Little Red Riding Hood, El Nino is absolutely confirmed, and there are 26 days of health."

    "Hello Little Red Riding Hood, I'm Cao Nuo, a patient with Sahuang syndrome, with nine months of HP." Cao Nuo stretched out his hand to shake Little Red Riding Hood as he spoke.

    "Pop!"

    "Ouch, it hurts."

    Bai Xue patted Cao Nuo's hand back with a chopstick: "Put away your salty pig's hand."

    "Shaking hands is a basic courtesy." Cao Nuo defended.

    "You think about business, shake hands when you meet, who are you lying to?" Bai Xue turned her head and said to Little Red Riding Hood, "This man is a **** who likes to take advantage of girls, so be careful. "

    "Oh." Little Red Riding Hood silently retracted the hand that he had just stretched out halfway.

    "Every time you are in heat, you like to speak in a contrived voice, there are traces to follow, it is easy to find." Wu Ge said suddenly.

    "Lawyer Wu, I was practicing my lines." Cao Nuo said, "Do you know what an actor's self-cultivation is?"

    "Huh..." Wuge gave him a sneer.

    "Mr. Cao is an actor?" Little Red Riding Hood was surprised.

    "Yes..."

    "What kind of actor, he is a group leader." Before Cao Nuo could answer, Xiao Ming said first, "Do you know what a group leader is? The head of a bunch of extras."

    "Oh." Little Red Riding Hood said she understood.

    "What happened to the group leader? What happened to the group performance? Isn't the group performance not an actor?" Cao Nuo said indignantly, "I've acted in more film and television dramas than those movie stars and actresses."

    "Each play should appear in less than a second." Bai Xue spit out.

     "That's good, at least there are still shots." Wuge answered appropriately.

    "..." Cao Nuo found that he couldn't stand against the group of patients who knew his old age, so he decided to change the subject, "Don't keep talking about me, talk about new patients."

    "Huh?" Little Red Riding Hood looked up suspiciously.

    "You only have 26 days of HP left. This time is a bit tight. Have you received a novice mission?" Cao Nuo asked.

    "Yes." Little Red Riding Hood grimaced.

    "The progress is not satisfactory?" Cao Nuo knew when he saw Little Red Riding Hood's expression, "It's okay, I'll help you find a solution."

    "Really, thank you." Little Red Riding Hood was excited, this group of leaders is just right, no wonder they can be the leader.

    "No, I've been idle lately anyway. When you come out with your target, I'll find time to kidnap you." Cao Nuo said casually.

    "Abducted?" Little Red Riding Hood asked in confusion.

    Xiao Ming finally finished his last bite of the buns, and explained in a timely manner: "This is his special way to complete the task."

    "What do you mean?" Little Red Riding Hood was even more confused.

    "This guy, although he is a group leader, he likes to read novels." Is there any incompatibility between the two? "And Cao Quntou's favorite novel is called Infinite Horror ."

    "Horror novel?" Although Little Red Riding Hood has never read it, it is a horror novel from the name.

    "That's right." When Cao Nuo mentioned his favorite novel, Cao Nuo was immediately excited, "This novel is about a great space of the gods, and some people are drawn from the present world and feel that life is boring. Meaningless players, enter the horror world and play survival games. Is this setting very similar to our mission goals?"

    In this way, it is really similar.

    "The characters in this novel, after experiencing several horror stories, went from being unlovable to wanting to live. Life is really what your company needs." Cao Nuo said.

    However, this kind of novel is still used. This is simply an operation guide for the mission of life is precious.

    "Only when they feel the preciousness of life, human beings will be afraid of death. So... my method is." Cao Nuo finally said the point, "Bring out your mission goals, I will do a A realistic kidnapping, put him in an extremely terrifying environment, and let him experience the horror of death for real."

    "It's not good." Little Red Riding Hood asked hesitantly.

    "Tsk, I didn't read the employee handbook. As long as it doesn't violate the law, moral standards can be relaxed appropriately." Cao Nuo said, "It's not really kidnapping, it's just playing an escape room."

    "Does it work?" Little Red Riding Hood asked again.

    "That's very useful, especially the novice task." Cao Nuo said confidently, "The first task I received was a lost gambler who went bankrupt. He was That's called a life without love, always ready to jump from the roof of the building. I just pulled him off the roof with a sack, and the escape from the perverted murder room ended, let alone suicide, and quit gambling. Now he is the owner of a small company, and the company will go public next year."

    "So smart?" Little Red Riding Hood couldn't believe it.

     "Of course, the second and third are all done in this way. This method can't be said to be one hundred percent, at least ninety percent." Cao Nuo said confidently, "I see You have a few days left to help you, and I haven't helped them."

    "Oh...no need." Wu Ge said coldly.

    "Of course you don't need it anymore. You are so vicious. You directly scold someone who wants to die until they want to live." Cao Nuo said, "People who want to live scold that they want to die, it's really life and death. It's all about one mouth."

    "So powerful?" Little Red Riding Hood died of curiosity, "How did you do it."

    "I'll tell you." Cao Nuo broke the news frantically, "Wuge's novice task is a migrant worker who can't get money to go home for the New Year and wants to jump off a building. He was in the courthouse when he was sent there. He was about to fight a billion-dollar economic case, but he was suddenly sent over. Think how angry he was. He drenched the migrant worker with blood on the spot, and then issued a few court summonses to sue the contractor. Now, in court, the contractor will be scolded for wanting to die again."

    "That's right, that's right." Xiao Ming seemed to remember something interesting, "Before that, Brother Wuge was a famous cold-blooded lawyer in our Star City, and he only brought lawsuits to the rich. But that time, asking for free wages for migrant workers completely shocked the people of Xingcheng. A bunch of people lined up on Weibo to apologize to Brother Wu, saying that he was wrongly blamed before, so he is a good lawyer who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside."

    "So the world is so stupid." Cao Nuo sighed.

      "

    "Me? My novice task has no reference value." Xiao Ming said.

    "You talk about it." No matter whether it is valuable or not, having one more method is one method.

    "I'm curious too, Xiao Ming, tell me." Bai Xue also urged, apparently she had never heard of Xiao Ming's story.

      When something happened, he made a fuss about committing suicide, but he ran to hang himself."

    "Bear boy." Cao Nuo asked, "Then how did you deal with it?"

    "It's very simple." Xiao Ming's face was full of embarrassment.

    "How easy is it?" Bai Xue asked.

    "I...I sued the parents."

    "..." Long silence.

    "You are too simple and have no reference value." Cao Nuo commented.

    "I said it all." Xiao Ming pouted innocently.

    "What about you, Snow White? How did you solve your first task?" Little Red Riding Hood turned and asked Snow White again.

    Bai Xue recalled: "I, my first mission target was a bride who was escaped from marriage. She was wearing a wedding dress and was about to jump into the sea. I was directly teleported from the studio. I persuaded She said that women should live for themselves, not to bury themselves for a scumbag. Then, using the scissors in my hand, I changed her wedding dress into an elegant dress, and encouraged her to move on to a new life."

    "Then what?" Cao Nuo asked.

    "Then it was successful?" Bai Xuetan spread his hands.

    "It's that simple? But yes, it's a novice task." Cao Nuo nodded understandingly.

    "Then why is my novice task so difficult?" Little Red Riding Hood pressed his chin against the dining table, how come the patients all sounded easy, and he encountered a neuropathy.

    "Is your task difficult? What kind of?" Cao Nuo asked curiously.

    "A neuropathy who commits suicide by changing different methods every day, a big pervert, a wonderful work." Little Red Riding Hood said with righteous indignation.

    "Well, thank you, but..." Little Red Riding Hood hesitated, "He has bodyguards by his side, so it's hard to tie him up."

    "Is that so..." Cao Nuo hesitated immediately, "Wait... When will there be no bodyguards, you can find me again." His group of brothers is a group performer, and it's not enough to act in a play. Okay, I really want to fight with the bodyguards, but I can't beat it.

    "Oh..." Little Red Riding Hood lost again. He didn't have Xiao Ming's luck, Bai Xue's talent, Wu Ge's poisonous tongue, and even Cao Nuo's methods were blocked by bodyguards.

    You said that you are a person who wants to die all day, so what bodyguard do you bring when you go out.

    "Ah!" Brother Wolf who was at work sneezed for no reason.

    The author has something to say: Today, I want to praise myself.

    PS: I would like to thank "Twilight Watching the Clouds" for providing the disease name "Sahuang syndrome" to Cao Nuo.