The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood

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    "Sister Liu, look at my flower, do you still look good with it?" An old grandmother with full hair asked the old sister beside her.

    "Good-looking, very good-looking."

    "This was left to me by my old man when I was young, and it has been hidden for many years."

    "An Hua, look at my cheongsam, isn't it too gorgeous?"

    "Sister, you dress extravagantly and elegantly. I envy your good figure."

    "Would you like to put some rouge on, so that you look better."

    "The photo is black and white, what kind of rouge is on."

    "Even if it's black and white, the complexion will be different. Come on, I'll wipe it for you."

    "Old Li Tou, do you think my tie shows my spirit?" The old men on the other side were also discussing with each other.

    "Your red is too dazzling, go for a blue one."

    "And the hair, I have some hair oil here, you can go and get your hair done."

    Little Red Riding Hood looked at this scene incredulously. The old men and the old ladies gathered on the lawn of this garden as if they had rejuvenated overnight, like a group of ladies, ladies and learned gentlemen who came to the banquet.

    "What's the matter? Is there a happy event?" Little Red Riding Hood asked in confusion.

    "Didn't I tell you just now? Take a photo." Bai Xue said and glanced at Little Red Riding Hood again, "Your clothes are barely okay, but your face is a little bad, I'll give it to you Put on some light makeup."

    "No...why take a photo of the posthumous? Shouldn't the photo be taken after death?" Little Red Riding Hood asked.

    "This is a hospice, and everyone in it is here to die." Bai Xue explained, "Since everyone knows that they are going to die, there are not so many taboos. Isn't it a good thing to be able to choose your own portrait after your death? At least you don't have to worry about posters putting an ugly photo on it."

    "So, everyone is so happy because they want to take a photo of themselves?" Little Red Riding Hood is still a little uncertain.

    "Yeah, at this time of the year, the other side of the flower will find someone to take pictures of the patients in the hospital. I have taken it three times." Bai Xue said.

    "..." Little Red Riding Hood looked at Bai Xue in disbelief, "You... you... have you filmed it? Three times?"

    "Yeah." Bai Xue said of course, "Although I haven't used it all the time, it's good to update it once a year. When I use it, I can guarantee that it must be the latest photo."

    Do you think it's a bag, must you buy the latest style of the season? ? ?

    The two were talking when Xiao Ming came over from a distance: "Sister Baixue, Little Red Riding Hood, I'm done shooting, you guys can go too."

    "What are you holding?" Bai Xue glanced at what Xiao Ming was holding.

    "Oh, this is my university admission letter." Xiao Ming replied.

    "What are you doing with it?" Little Red Riding Hood asked in confusion.

    "Let's take a picture together." Xiao Ming replied as a matter of course.

    "Are you taking a photo with your college admission letter?" Little Red Riding Hood felt unlucky.

    "Yeah, I just finished the college entrance examination this year, and I was admitted to the university of my choice. For such a memorable event, we must take pictures together." Xiao Ming said with a smile, "Just now The photographer also praised me for doing well in the exam.”

    "......" Little Red Riding Hood felt that no amount of words could express her three views of collapse at this time.

    It was the first time she saw someone dress up happily for a photo shoot.

    For the first time, she knew that the original photo had to be updated once a year.

    For the first time, she knew that she would also take a photo of herself when she was alive. Does the cemetery have to be bought in advance?

    “Every year in August, the photo studio will come to take photos of the dead. In September, there will be people from the cemetery to sell the cemetery. In October, someone will come to design the urn.” Bai Xue continued to introduce. , "So the grandparents in our yard have been the busiest in the past few months."

    "......" Little Red Riding Hood, you have to hold on, you are someone who has already died once, what is this storm? ?

    Little Red Riding Hood, who took a photo after she woke up, finally recovered her spirits after a day’s rest. The first thing she did after recovering was to report to the old dean in person.

    "Congratulations to you, Little Red Riding Hood, for completing the novice task and regaining your new life." The old dean clapped his hands symbolically.

    "Thank you, Dean, that..." Although she didn't die, Little Red Riding Hood was still a little worried about Brother Wolf, "Brother Wolf, he... Really doesn't commit suicide?"

    "Hui Lang's information in the life and death book has returned to normal, and he will not commit suicide again." The dean said with relief.

    "That's good, then my life value is extended by another year?" Little Red Riding Hood asked.

    "Yes, a year, a total of three hundred and sixty-five days. But since you were in a coma for three days and rested for a day, from today, you have a total of three hundred and sixty days left. Be sure to remember your life value carefully, if you accidentally remember it wrongly, you may end up hanging up." The dean reminded intimately.

    "Thank you."

    "By the way, your salary." The dean took out a red envelope from the drawer and handed it to Little Red Riding Hood, "Go back and apply for a bank card, and it will be automatically transferred to you on the 15th of each month. On account."

    Little Red Riding Hood took it over with a look of surprise, obviously not expecting to get paid as soon as she woke up.

    "Thank you, Dean...it's really only fifteen thousand?" Little Red Riding Hood looked at the dozen or so thin hundred-yuan bills in disbelief.

    "No...During this period of time, will the company not reimburse the transportation expenses, telephone bills, and other expenses when going out to work?" Little Red Riding Hood asked.

    "No." The dean shook his head and said, "The company covers a monthly salary of 1,500 yuan, and the rest of the expenses are left to the employees themselves."

    "But...the thousand and five, what can I do?" Little Red Riding Hood asked, "If I stay in the other side of the flower all the time and don't go out, it's fine, but if I go out, the thousand and five won't be at all. What's the use?"

    "I don't care, it's none of my business." The dean spread his hands and said rogue.

    "No, you have to consider the actual situation. When I entered here, all my savings were handed over to the other side to spend. If I rely on a salary of 1,500 yuan, I will go out and take a taxi in the future. The money is not enough." Little Red Riding Hood said.

    "Is you the only employee in our company? Go and see others and see how they work." The old dean began to give examples one by one, "Look at Bai Xue and Wu Ge, people On the premise of not delaying his own work, a young man easily earns tens of millions of dollars a year. There is also Cao Nuo, although he is only a group performer, he also earns hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Even Xiao Ming, who just came of age this year, has a computer When the program is sold, it is also a few million dollars. Look, look at them, look back at yourself, what did you find?"

    "I...I..."

      was kicked out of the dean's office, physically and mentally exhausted.

    "Woooooooo..." Little Red Riding Hood was so wronged that she couldn't help but ran to Bai Xue to cry.

    "Okay, okay, it's not a day or two for the dean's mouth to be poisonous." Bai Xue comforted.

    "I don't blame the dean for being poisonous, I blame myself. I think what the dean said is quite right. Compared with you, I'm useless, woo woo woo..." The more Little Red Riding Hood thought about it, the more saddened she became, "I originally thought it was good to be alive, but the money is gone, how am I going to live these days, woo woo woo... You say I'm a skeleton, if I go out to find a job, will anyone want me? "

    "It's okay, it's okay, it's not that exaggerated." Bai Xue comforted, "The reason why you were so serious before was because your physical condition was forcibly suppressed in order to perform the task. As soon as the time limit came, it broke out together, so it looked so scary, and it won't be in the future."

    "But now I have to do a medical examination when I go out to look for a job. No company dares to hire me like I am now. I... I can't find a job, woo woo woo..."

    "Alright, alright, why don't you help me first, I happen to have a show recently, and I'm short of assistants." Bai Xue said.

    "But I don't understand costume design?" said Little Red Riding Hood.

    "You don't need to understand, just help me run errands. I'll give you 10,000 a month's salary. If you have extra work, you can settle the bill separately. You can ask for leave at any time if you have something. What do you think." Bai Xue said .

    "Such good benefits? Bai Xue, you are so kind to me, but you don't have to pay me for extra work. You can let me take leave at any time. I'm very satisfied." Little Red Riding Hood knows , Bai Xuehui added the requirement to ask for leave at any time in order to facilitate her to pick up new tasks in the future.

    "It's okay, I have more money anyway."

    The reason "..." is so powerful that Little Red Riding Hood can't refute it.

    "By the way, I happen to have an extra job here that is suitable for you to do, one thousand yuan at a time, do you want to go?" Bai Xue asked.

    "What work?" Little Red Riding Hood was curious.

    "Blind Date!"

    The blind date is in the center of the CBD of Star City, not far from the splendid building of Brother Wolf.

    Little Red Riding Hood wore light makeup and a knee-length skirt (because the knee injury was not healed, so she wore a long skirt) and walked into a quiet cafe.

    The moment she entered the cafe, Xiong Er, who was about to check out and leave, suddenly widened her eyes, and immediately took out her mobile phone and sent a message to her husband: (Sir, I met Dr. Xiao. )

    (Where?) Brother Wolf.

    (Street corner coffee shop.) Xiong Er secretly took a picture of Little Red Riding Hood standing at the door and sent it over.

    Brother Wolf looked at the photo and thought that this woman even put on makeup and wore a skirt to hang out at the coffee shop near my company. This is the hard-to-find game over, are you planning to come and meet by chance?

    There are quite a few methods, but the investigation work is not in place. The coffee in my company is much better than that in the store.

    At this time, the special assistant brought in a document: "Mr. Wolf, this is the material that will be used for the meeting later."

    "The meeting is delayed!" said Brother Wolf.

    "When is the delay?"

    "Wait for me to come back after drinking coffee." Brother Wolf left the stunned special assistant comrade and walked away with his cell phone.