The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood

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    Because I learned the lesson of the last time, this time Little Red Riding Hood was wearing casual clothes when she slept, so the embarrassing thing like the pajama stalk did not happen again after the transmission. As for not wearing shoes or something, this... She will pay attention to sleeping with shoes on next time.

    The eldest brother of the driver also learned his lesson and began to screen passengers as soon as the night fell. The single woman wrapped in a blanket has never carried a single one.

    So when one person and one car meet again at a familiar place and at a familiar time, neither of them recognizes the other.

    "Beauty, where are you going?" The driver's brother asked skillfully.

    "No. 444, Paradise Road." Little Red Riding Hood said, took out her phone from her pocket and prepared to scan Weibo for a while.

    "Why is this address familiar?" The driver's elder brother thought for a moment, and then he slammed on the brakes in horror.

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    "Drive carefully." Little Red Riding Hood couldn't help complaining.

    The driver turned his head tremblingly and saw a familiar face.

    "Again... come out again?" The driver brother didn't dare to say the word "seeking death".

    "You know me?" Little Red Riding Hood's image of the driver's brother is not as profound as the driver's brother's influence on her.

    The eldest brother of the driver shuddered immediately, oh my god, it took so many trains to forget myself.

    "No...no...don't know." The driver's brother shook his head quickly.

    "Drive carefully." Little Red Riding Hood didn't care, but just warned again.

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    "It's here."

    "Arrived?" Little Red Riding Hood turned her head to look out the window, hey, isn't she there? She immediately put away her phone, pushed the door and got out of the car, "It's pretty fast."

    "Whoosh!!"

     A gust of hot wind blew past her body, and when Little Red Riding Hood turned back, she only had time to see the taillights of the distant car. She shouted responsibly, "I haven't paid for the car yet."

    "Whoosh! Whoosh!"

    The taillights turned into an afterimage and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

    So the next day, there was another news on Weibo hot search: The woman with a terminal illness appeared again.

    Bai Xue and Xiao Ming laughed again on Weibo, patted the table while looking at Little Red Riding Hood with a bitter face and said, "I won't see it for long, Uncle Police It's time for you to have tea."

    "For the patient's sake, if you need a lawyer, I can give you a 20% discount." Wuge kindly suggested.

    "Thank you, I won't use it." Little Red Riding Hood took a bite of the bun depressedly.

    If it was said that he deliberately frightened the driver last time, then what about yesterday, he did nothing yesterday? ?

    "20% off? Even if you get 10% off, Little Red Riding Hood can't afford you." Xiao Ming said.

    "Are you so poor?" Wuge looked at Little Red Riding Hood with an unbelievable expression.

    All the savings were used to pay for the hospice, and little Red Riding Hood, who had only a few thousand dollars left, could not refute for a while.

    What's wrong with being poor, you are a local tycoon lawyer, you still have a terminal illness like me, no, you got it earlier than me. Thinking this way, Little Red Riding Hood was instantly balanced and continued to eat breakfast happily.

    "Your mission target committed suicide yesterday?" Bai Xue asked.

    "It doesn't matter that the method of suicide is different. The problem is how often he commits suicide. Once a day, it's hard to think about it." Little Red Riding Hood complained.

    "Once a day is not too frequent." Xiao Ming said suddenly.

    "Huh? Isn't that frequent?" Little Red Riding Hood couldn't believe it.

    The three shook their heads.

    Little Red Riding Hood was shocked and panicked, what exactly did you experience?

    "I once had a mission goal and committed suicide three times a day, each time I was picked for dinner." Xiao Ming recalled.

    "I also have one. I just pulled her off the roof with my front foot, and I managed to persuade her to stop. Within ten minutes, she climbed up again." Bai Xue also had the same experience.

    Little Red Riding Hood turned to look at the only Wug who didn't speak, hurry up, it's your story.

    Wuge's eyes were erratic, and he suddenly lowered his head to drink porridge.

    But he didn't want to say, it doesn't mean that others won't break the news, Bai Xue said in a very envious tone: "Among us, only Wu Ge is the most powerful, and he just confronted one with the fire officers and soldiers for ten times. The two-hour suicide was directly scolded."

    "Scolding? That's fine too?" Little Red Riding Hood couldn't believe it.

    Little Red Riding Hood was instantly in awe.

    "How do you say?" Little Red Riding Hood was puzzled.

    "Let's put it this way, usually a person wants to commit suicide, then he will choose a suicide method for himself, such as jumping off a building, cutting his wrists, hanging himself, swallowing sleeping pills, etc..."

    Just listening to it, Little Red Riding Hood felt terrified.

    "If the first suicide is unsuccessful, it is better to jump off the building and not fall to your death, the wrist is not deep, the hanging rope is broken, and the dose of sleeping pills is insufficient..."

    Goddess, you don't have to give an example to every one, really.

    "There are people who will wake up and stop killing themselves after they have died once. Of course, such people are not within the scope of our discussion. People who die once and want to die..."

    Why does it sound like something is wrong?

    “This kind of person usually commits suicide for the second time by taking the same method as the first time, such as finding a higher building, a sharper knife, a stronger rope, more sleeping pills… "

    Goddess, do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder? Don't give an example.

    "In short, they won't find a second method of suicide in such a short period of time." Bai Xue concluded.

    "Wonderful!" Xiao Ming applauded.

    Wuge also nodded in agreement.

    Only Little Red Riding Hood wants to complain, in a word, you talk for so long, I have a sense of the picture.

    "Then... Brother Wolf's suicide is so frequent, what are the various suicide methods?" Little Red Riding Hood humbly asked for advice.

     "This means that he has no reverence for life." Wuge said suddenly.

    "Aren't the people who commit suicide all tired of the world?" Little Red Riding Hood asked in confusion.

    "World-weariness and fear of life are two different things." Wuge said, "People are world-weary, which usually means that their lives are not happy, but this does not mean that they do not fear life, on the contrary, it is Because they fear life, they finally make the choice to commit suicide after a long struggle after being tired of the world."

    "If a person does not fear life, then life and death have no meaning to him. To him, living and dying are like whether he should eat steamed buns or buns for breakfast." Wu Ge pointed to Buns on a plate.

    Little Red Riding Hood:……Brother Wolf, you are a pervert, right?

    The author has something to say: Brother Wolf: Yes, I am