The Buggiest System V1
Chapter 16 - Dog S**t
'D... dog s**t?! F**k!'
Zhou Lei wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.
Actually, he was sure what to do, and that was to do the latter, cry.
Dog s**t was undoubtedly more useless than the Bubblegum that he had previously 'won' from the lottery.
Nevertheless, to take another shot at the lottery, he needed to receive the prize.
Zhou Lei was feeling pretty indignant about 'winning' dog s**t and wasting a lottery ticket, but other than that, he was indifferent. That was because right now he was facing a bigger crisis - his social life.
That is, until the system notified him with a cute voice that sounded grim to Zhou Lei. "System is a prototype, so he is prone to bugs. I hope this won't affect your experience!"
The solemn, robotic voice of the system followed soon after. "Third system bug discovered: using/deploying items directly after receiving them."
As soon as the announcement was finished, Zhou Lei smelled a faint stench coming from the sole of his shoe.
The faint stench slowly spread across the classroom.
"W... what's that smell?"
Zhou Lei kept a straight face on, but inside, he was really cursing System.
'F**k!'
His newfound popularity brought by his immaculate appearance and voice was about to perish. The dog s**t under his shoe was really smelly, that anyone within a 10 meter radius could smell it easily.
"Well, what was it?" The teacher was getting impatient. She asked this supposed Zhou Lei a question, but not only did he not answer, he even closed his eyes!
"Wait, what's that I smell?"
She followed her senses, and the rest of the class followed suit.
Zhou Lei was now sweating more than before, and began to think of a fast solution to this problem. He could only think of one.
Even though it was System who got him into this mess, it was the only one who could get him out of it. However, System had abandoned him. To be precise, it had overheated again...
Zhou Lei felt that he was close to spurting blood out of his mouth. Just a dog s**t, and you overheat? It seems to me that you just jumped ship!
A tear almost flowed out of Zhou Lei's eye. There was no way out of this anymore...
The students had already traced the source. It was under someone's shoe. That meant that someone was careless enough to step on whatever the thing was.
They slowly looked up to see the owner of the shoe... and they were shocked!
It was... Zhou Lei!
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