The Class Genius Sitting Next to Me Is Always Trying To Flirt With Me

The last sentence was memorized by him from a life education book.

Who knows, Lu Xiao was not comforted.

He only paid attention to the previous sentence, and asked nervously, “Have you had it too? Did you dream about your ex?”

Ye Cheng thought that he would be choked on asking such a question, and after a while, he said, “Sort of.”

“Dream… of liking him?” Lu Xiao almost stopped breathing.

In the past, he used to say “I’m going to fuck you tonight. I’ll kill you, so that you can’t even cry.”
Now shyly replacing it with “like that”, Ye Cheng almost stuttered and laughed.

He clenched his fist and coughed, trying to keep his composure: “You are so shy, this kind of thing is really normal. Have you ever had, um, a dream?”

Lu Xiao said indifferently, “Yes, but it’s so specific.”

His attention has been completely deviated, and he took a step forward and asked: “What kind of person is your ex?”

This is the second time Ye Cheng has been asked this question. He recites the draft numbly: “Mature and steady, gentle and considerate.”

Then the intersection turned red and they stopped.

When he described it, Lu Xiao’s expression became tragic.

Thirty seconds left at the red light.

He said solemnly: “I apologize again for my behavior a few days ago. No matter what happens in the future, I will not make trouble. If you don’t like me, just tell me. I’ll change it.”

Ye Cheng was taken aback by his sudden announcement, he felt that it was a little funny, a little unbearable.

“It’s not necessary,” he said with a smile. “Except for smoking and drinking, I don’t have anything
I don’t like about you.”

Lu Xiao endured it, and looked extremely serious: “I’ll try my best to quit.”

Ye Cheng opened his mouth and was speechless.

What’s happening here? This guy suddenly came back as a prodigal son?

“Okay.” He said after holding back for a while.

Lu Xiao then asked him, “What do you think about being gay?”

Ye Cheng’s eyes flickered: “Like heterosexuality, what’s so special about it?”

“Do you really think so?” Lu Xiao’s tone was a little eager, as if he couldn’t wait to get an answer.

“Well, really.” Ye Cheng said.

Lu Xiao said, “Then what you said during your spring outing was true?”

Ye Cheng didn’t know what he was talking about: “Which sentence?”

“You said you were not straight.”

“…”

He had black lines all over his face, but he felt that he didn’t need to lie to him, so he said the truth: “Really.”

“That’s really great!” Lu Xiao blurted out.

After seeing the surprise in his eyes, he immediately changed his tune and said, “I… I mean, that’s really as good as heterosexuality.”

He bubbled up with happiness.

Lu Xiao is not a cancer straight man, and he thinks that others are crooked, so he must be interested in himself.

But that can’t stop him from being happy – this answer is better than “I like girls”.

His emotions flew up.

The green light came on, and the two took advantage of the situation to cross the road.

There was a shopping mall in front. After they reconciled, they went to the arcade together.

During this period, Lu Xiao’s cell phone kept vibrating. He specially grabbed the doll for Ye Cheng.
In the end, he spent 500 yuan and caught two dolls.

One is a pink-and-white beautiful sheep, and the other is a black sheep.

When approaching, Ye Cheng pushed the beautiful sheep to Lu Xiao and said, “Here, one person per person.”

Lu Xiao immediately quit: How can a fierce man use pink? !

“I want to take the black sheep.” He reached out to grab the little black charcoal.

Ye Cheng put his hands behind his back to avoid: “No, this is mine.”

“You can’t do it like this, I caught both of them.” Lu Xiao became anxious.

Ye Cheng took out his mobile phone and suggested, “Then let’s roll the dice, whoever wins.”

Lu Xiao immediately clicked on WeChat: “Toss!”

While he was opening the dialog box, Jiang Jin’s call came in.
He hung up neatly, and then clicked the dice.

Red and black turned on both sides.

Ye Cheng also clicked.

Both held their breath and stared nervously at the screen, for fear that theirs were smaller than the other.

3, 2, 1, the dice stop.

“Hahahahaha, I won.” Ye Cheng let out a burst of laughter, happily took the black sheep as his own, and shoved the rubbish thing into Lu Xiao’s arms.

The mask on Lu Xiao’s face cracked open inch by inch, and he resisted in pain: “I don’t want pink!” Is it all right to win two out of three? “

“Whoever wants to win two out of three games with you, is stupid.”

The young lady at the cashier looked at them expressionlessly, and was completely speechless by their childishness.

It turns out that some people really have a handsome face, but their brains are not normal.
This is the first time she has seen two boys who are 1.8 meters tall and quarreled for ten minutes here for dolls.

She reminded thoughtfully: “Customer, do you still want to have a card?”

It was only then that the two of them remembered that they were going to apply for a card just now.

Lu Xiao turned on his mobile phone to pay, and after getting the card, he gave it to Ye Cheng.

This is the first time they came to this game hall, but they felt that the experience was not bad, so they made an appointment to come again next time.

‌Only after leaving the mall did Lu Xiao realize that something was wrong.

Jiang Jin called him ten times, and pitifully sent him a WeChat message asking him if they were still eating. His stomach was about to collapse.

Five minutes ago, he couldn’t help saying that he went to eat first.

Ye Cheng also hurriedly opened the unread news, but fortunately, Tan Mengmeng said that she would wait for him to come back and eat together.

Lu Xiao frowned as he watched his reply to the message, and said sourly,”Yo, the name is still cute.”

Ye Cheng’s hand stopped and rolled his eyes: “This is her nickname. I just added a friend. I’ll leave a note, okay?”

“You can change it to ‘an unfamiliar school girl’.” Lu Xiao glanced at his screen, “Then what is the nickname you gave me?”

Ye Cheng hurriedly put away her phone, so that he wouldn’t see it.

Lu Xiao had a bad intuition, “Show me!”

He clamped Ye Cheng’s wrist with one hand, and easily took the phone.

“Hey!” Ye Cheng stomped his feet.

But it was too late, and he still saw it.

Lu Xiao’s eyes widened, and he shouted in disbelief, “Stupid dog? The nickname you gave me is stupid dog?!”
“…I told you not to look at it.” Ye Cheng awkwardly grabbed his phone back.
Lu Xiao was so angry that his hair was about to stand up, he took out his mobile phone on the spot, and said in revenge, “I’ll change it for you too.”

He forced a few words, then put the screen on Ye Cheng’s face brightly, and said triumphantly, “I changed it for you too.”

Ye Cheng saw the words on the right side of his – Stupid Cat.

He closed his eyes, held his forehead, and said horribly, “Can you not be like a primary school student?”

“Is the nickname you gave me not a primary school student? Could it be a junior high school student?” Lu Xiao was very dissatisfied.

Ye Cheng raised his hand in surrender: “Let’s go to dinner, let’s not make the girl wait.”

Speaking of “girls”, Lu Xiao remembered that he had come out in front of him just now, and only he knew this little secret.

He nodded generously: “Let’s go, what to eat, how about hot pot?”

“Ask Tan Mengmeng, I can eat anything.”

“All right, let’s do it according to her taste.”

After the three met, they chose to eat Haidilao.

When ordering, Ye Cheng asked Tan Mengmeng what kind of pot she likes.

Sitting in front of two handsome guys, she had a great time eating, and said happily, “Spicy, I like spicy food very much.”

Lu Xiao pinched his fingers under the table and felt that he couldn’t drop the chain, so he agreed.

“There is a pan of butter on the other side, and a pan of tomatoes on the other.” Ye Cheng turned to him and asked, “Do you want to add more tomatoes?”

Lu Xiao thought that he knew he couldn’t eat spicy food, “Ah, no need to add it.”

Ye Cheng responded and continued to order.

He didn’t want the waiter to wait, so he grabbed his phone and swiped.
The three of them each ordered dishes.

Lu Xiao saw that the dishes continued to increase, including yellow throat, hairy belly, fat beef, yuba, enoki mushroom, and frozen tofu.

It’s all his favorite food, so he’s fascinated.

He twisted and looked at Ye Cheng, he couldn’t believe that this person’s taste matched his own so much, except for the spiciness.

Ye Cheng noticed his gaze, raised his eyes and gave him a smile and said,”I ordered small crispy pork, don’t you like it, although this restaurant has Sichuan hot pot you can still enjoy other delicious food.”

Lu Xiao was stunned: “How do you know that I like Crispy Pork the most? We seem to have never eaten hot pot together, right?”

Hearing this, Tan Mengmeng covered her mouth.

Ye Cheng came back to his senses, tried his best to remain calm, and found an excuse: “Jiang Jin said it.”

“Oh.” Lu Xiao lowered his head suspiciously and continued to look at the menu.

Tan Mengmeng was about to cry, so she sent a message by ordering food.
[I’m going to die, sister! I’m dying! I’m dying, I’m dying, I’m dying! ! 】

Tan Xiaoqi: [Hold on, take a deep breath, if you can! 】

Tan Mengmeng: [I’m about to cry, I really cry, I’m so afraid that I’ll drool into the bowl in front of them… Help, I can feel their love at a close range. 】

Tan Mengmeng: [When the two of them are sitting together, I don’t know how to knock, but once they sit together, it’s not going to work…]

Tan Xiaoqi: [It’s still a long way off, where is this going? 】

Tan Mengmeng: [My toes are about to burst in my socks, do you understand? 】

Tan Xiaoqi: [I understand, so what are they doing? 】

Tan Meng sprouted a string of:

[Ye Meimei said:, I ordered your favorite little crispy pork. 】
[The first brother asked: Wife, how do you know what I like to eat? You are so meticulous. 】

[Ye Meimei: I asked xx (sorry, remember the name). 】

[First Brother: Woohoo, I love you wife. 】

Tan Xiaoqi: [Fuck. Fuck! FUCK. FUCK! FUCK. FUCK! What fairy love is this! Is it okay to invite my brother to explode the beautiful leaves right after dinner? ! 】

Tan Mengmeng: [Hey, please have a good meal to eat, can you have a beautiful? ! 】

“Mengmeng, do you have any more points?”

Just when she was holding back tears, Ye Cheng’s voice suddenly sounded.

Tan Mengmeng was shocked and dropped her phone on the table.
Unbiased, the screen is exposed in front of the two.

Just above the line is: [Wu wu wu, can I ask my brother to explode the beautiful leaves immediately after dinner? ! 】

The three were silent at the same time.

T/N: Can they please just get married again