The Class Genius Sitting Next to Me Is Always Trying To Flirt With Me

“As far as you are concerned, is Lao Tzu a horse?” he said with tears in his eyes.

How can this guy be so cute when he’s drunk?

That’s right, he didn’t find the drunken Ye Cheng annoying, but rather cute.

If it were Jiang Jin or Zhou Minhao, he would have kicked him to the toilet and washed his face with cold water.

In the aisle, the bartender with the tray watched for five minutes, completely stunned.

When Lu Xiao carried Ye Cheng on his back and went out, he regained his senses and hurriedly followed to the door.

“Two gentlemen, have you found someone you’re destined to meet? If so, can you give us a good review from the public comments?” The bartender pushed the door open while promoting .

Lu Xiao: “…”

Seeing that he didn’t speak, the bartender continued to plead, “It’s fine if you bring a picture! If you don’t have a picture, I can take a picture for you right now. The picture of you carrying this gentleman on your back is very suitable.”

Lu Xiao couldn’t bear it any longer, and said impatiently, “Let me go, we’re going.”
“Ah, Okay, I won’t bother you anymore.”

The bartender is very sad, these two handsome guys could have been a top advertisement. Oh, what a pity.

***

It got dark, and night fell quietly.

When the lights on Shanhai Road came up, vehicles came to pass by.

The night wind was cold and biting, and the pavement was covered with a thick layer of sycamore leaves, like a gorgeous carpet of dark gold.

Lu Xiao originally wanted to take a taxi, but after he went out, he changed his focus.

There was a small heater attached to his back, and he didn’t even feel the chill from the night at all.

The dead leaves under his feet made a rattling sound, and each step would flow out a note, which was also quite fun.

The only shortcoming is that the person on his back is too light, which makes him feel a little distressed.

“How much do you weigh?” he asked.

Although Ye Cheng was drunk, his ears were still sensitive: “Fifty-eight kilograms.”

“You are 1.8 meters tall, but only 58?” Lu Xiao was shocked.

“I’m not 1.8 meters. Let me tell you quietly, I measured it last month, and it was 1.79 meters.” Ye Cheng whispered in his ear.

The heat he exhaled made Lu Xiao’s earlobes ticklish, and he laughed at the same time.
“You’re really drunk, any boy who is 1.79 meters tall will never admit that he is not 1.8 meters tall.”

He let out a low laugh, his chest shaking slightly.

Ye Cheng said solemnly, “So I tell you quietly, you can’t tell Jiang Jin, you can’t tell Zhou Minhao, and you can’t tell Tan Xiaoqi.”

Lu Xiao was almost driven crazy by him and couldn’t stop laughing, so he asked, “What else? Besides them, who else can’t you tell?”

He wanted to see if Ye Cheng would tell everyone in the class.

In the end, this guy really said it all over again, as fluently as he reported the recipe, he deserves to be ranked one of the class.

Lu Xiao laughed so hard that tears came out. He regretted not recording just now.

When he mentioned some of these people, he just remembered that he and Ye Cheng had already left, and he hadn’t told them yet.

Lu Xiao stopped for a while and said, “Hold me tightly and don’t let me fall off.”

“Huh?” Ye Cheng stared at him, but he still chose to listen to what he said, and immediately folded his arms.

Lu Xiao stretched his hand into his trouser pocket.

He got the phone inside.

He could obviously put Ye Cheng down before taking them, but he didn’t want to.

It seems that he doesn’t want to put him down for a moment, it’s better to carry him like this all the time.

“Call Jiang Jin and tell him we’ll go first.” Without looking, he handed the phone behind him.

Ye Cheng took the phone, and Lu Xiao took advantage of the situation and carried him on his back, and continued to move forward.

“password is……”

He just said a few words when a pleasant “I know” came from behind him.

Lu Xiao was taken aback: “Have you figured it out?”

Ye Cheng put on a show-off tone: “Isn’t it 3.14.159?”

Lu Xiao was shocked: “How do you know that I like to use pi as a password?”
“Didn’t you always use pi.” Ye Cheng recklessly poked his camera around.

Lu Xiao felt strange in his heart, but he couldn’t get anything to ask a drunk, so he had to give up.

Ye Cheng dialed the phone and said to her head, “Hello, hello, can you hear me?”

He was serious and funny.

Not knowing what to say, he replied, “I’m not Xiao Xiao’s little lover or a canary, I’m his classmate.”

The more Lu Xiao listened, the more he felt that something is wrong. He turned his head and said, “Who did you call?”

Ye Cheng put the phone on his ear.

A mellow male voice with a bit of evil charm came from the side: “Tsk tsk, Xiao Xiao, when did you find a little boyfriend?”

Lu Xiao glanced at the screen, and there were three big characters “Lu Zhanyang” written on it.

He immediately had a head as big as an ox, and hurriedly explained, “Uncle, I made a mistake, and I don’t think well.”

Lu Zhanyang obviously didn’t believe it: “Come on, you’re so drunk, which nightclub do you guys go to? Would you like your uncle to wipe your butt for you?”

“I’m hanging up, I’m hanging up.” Lu Xiao said in a low voice to Ye Cheng before he could come.

Ye Cheng is a polite child. He moved the phone to his ear and said to his head, “Uncle, Xiaoxiao asked me to hang up.”

Lu Zhanyang laughed wildly, almost choking himself to death.

“Quick, hang up!” Lu Xiao was really going crazy.

Ye Cheng tapped the red button and said obediently, “Hang up.”

With his posture, it seems that Lu Xiao should also praise him for doing a good job.

Lu Xiao said with a dark face, “Call Jiang Jin, Jiang Jin! Did you become illiterate after drinking?

You’re still the first in the grade, you can’t tell the difference between three words and two words?”

Before he could finish speaking, the screen of the phone slammed into his face, and two fingers almost poked into his nostrils.

“Jiang, Jin—is that so?” Ye Cheng was afraid that he couldn’t see clearly, so he leaned under his nose to confirm it for him.

Lu Xiao really convinced him: “Yes! That’s it! Young Master Ye, can you stop putting your nose so close to my nose, it’s very dangerous.”

Ye Cheng made a call, and touched his nose perfunctorily: “I’m sorry, I didn’t do it that way.”

He don’t know why, but he is obviously one of the stupid ones, but Lu Xiao always has the illusion that he is coaxing a dog.

This time, nothing went wrong. After he finished talking to Jiang Jin, he took the phone and said in a cheerful tone, “It’s over.”

Lu Xiao heard it, he really wanted to praise him…

“You’re awesome.” He said speechlessly.

Ye Cheng smiled and tightened his arms a little.

Lu Xiao’s eyes darkened, and he held his back a little tighter.

The two passed by the plane trees along the street, and their bodies were covered with falling leaves.

Ye Cheng asked him, “Where are we going?”

He didn’t know where Lu Xiao was going to take him from the beginning, but he didn’t have the slightest anxiety or unease, and even asked this question when the mountain and sea road had come to an end.

Lu Xiao bent the corners of his mouth and said, “I sold you.”

“Sold me?” Ye Cheng stared blankly.

“Well, just follow me out like this, and you will count the money for me when I sell you.”

“Can I count the money? How much can I sell for?”

Ye Cheng, whose mind was occupied by alcohol, could only understand his thoughts literally, but after connecting some words into sentences, he couldn’t quite understand them.

“How much is it, let me think about it.” Lu Xiao looked up.

In the gaps of the dense phoenix tree leaves, the sly figure of the moon reveals.

“I won’t sell you for any amount of money.” His dark eyes reflected the bright moon, calm and gentle, “I’m reluctant to sell.”

Even though Ye Cheng didn’t quite understand it, he still thought Lu Xiao was really nice.

Lu Xiao won’t sell him anymore.

He kicked his legs twice and leaned on his broad back.

***
Lu Xiao’s house is not far from Shanhai Road, in a quiet villa area.

As soon as he entered the carved iron gate, Ye Cheng looked around curiously.

“If you drink like this, grandma will be worried when she sees you. Stay at my house for one night.”

Lu Xiao thought he was suspicious and explained to him.

Ye Cheng ignored him, laying on his back and pointing forward, “Lu Xiao, where is the fountain?”

“Ah? What fountain?” Lu Xiao looked at the swing he was pointing at, not knowing what he was talking about.

Ye Cheng said, “what about the rockery stone shipped from Hangzhou by the old man? Where are the red lanterns at the door?”

Lu Xiao: “…What did you say?”

Ye Cheng was a little angry: “Who asked you to put two ugly stone lions in it? I asked you to plant hydrangea on a piece of land. What is it now? You planted an acre of leeks!”

Lu Xiao looked at the stone lion that Meng Li brought to the town house, the leeks, and his eyes gradually became very confused.

“No, where the hell is this?” Ye Cheng couldn’t wait any longer, and slapped him on the back,

“Let me down!”

Lu Xiao felt that he didn’t drink alcohol, but ate undercooked mushrooms, and he was already hallucinating before his eyes.

How dare he put him down, he coaxed: “Let’s go in first, I’ll make you a glass of honey water when you go in, you need to sober up.”

Ye Cheng angrily said, “I’m not drunk! Do you think I’m talking nonsense?”

Lu Xiao worked hard and put him to the door.

He ignored the boss, while holding him down, he opened the door.

When he went in with Ye Cheng who was struggling desperately on his back, he suddenly realized that something was wrong—

In the living room, a familiar female voice sounded: “Xiao Xiao, why are you only here now? Hey, who is this?”

Ye Cheng stopped struggling.

Lu Xiao also turned around slowly, his face turned pale and said, “Mom, why are you here?”

T/N: YC thinks he is back in the future. As always I forgot to post my chapter thinking there is more scheduled so I make up to it heheheh happy reading everyone