The Class Genius Sitting Next to Me Is Always Trying To Flirt With Me

Hu Haiyang was standing at the starting point, some distance away from the edge, so he didn’t find anything wrong.

Lu Xiao lowered his face and bent over to untie his hair tie. He wanted to beat someone.

“Lu Xiao.” Ye Cheng hurriedly called him, grabbed his hand and said, “Go to the finish first, and then wait for a while.”

His hand was icy cold from the wind, he squeezed Lu Xiao hard, his eyes fixed on him.

Lu Xiao let out a sigh of relief before getting up and continuing the game.

They were right behind the first place and took the second place.

After reaching the finish line, Lu Xiao didn’t hesitate, grabbed Liang Moyu by the collar and picked him up.

“Who are you hitting? Are you blind?” His face was cold and terrifying.

Others immediately came to dissuade him.

“Hey, what’s going on, don’t do it.”

“He doesn’t do it on purpose. It’s inevitable that you will collide in the match. Lu Xiao, please calm down.”

“Ye Cheng, are you not injured?”

Ye Cheng shook his head, grabbed the corner of Lu Xiao’s clothes and said, “Forget it, let’s go pick the ingredients.”

Liang Moyu’s face was ashen, his face flushed red, and he faltered: “I don’t think so…”

Seeing that Hu Haiyang also came over, Ye Cheng touched Lu Xiao again: “Forget it.”

Lu Xiao snorted and threw him away.

Liang Moyu fell unsteadily, and his roommate rushed to help him.

Hu Haiyang frowned and said, “Why, why did the fight start?”

Ye Cheng looked at Liang Moyu, whose eyes were paralyzed on the ground, and said, “It’s okay, teacher, he just accidentally bumped into me.”

Hu Haiyang gave Lu Xiao a warning look, and went over to pull Liang Moyu up.

When choosing the ingredients, Lu Xiao put the carrots and potatoes in the basket with gloomy eyes, as if the vegetables would be used to kill his father.

Ye Cheng figured it out. Liang Moyu probably didn’t like him at first. It was a coincidence if it happened once but if it happened more than one time then something was wrong.

But he didn’t have time to think about what he wanted to do personally, he only worried about how to make dinner at night.

Having lived for more than 20 years, his life skills in cooking are almost zero.

Lu Xiao is more pitiful, he couldn’t even tell the difference between green onions and leeks.

Taking advantage of the time to go to the woods to pick up firewood, Ye Cheng made a suggestion: “Let’s just eat noodles, don’t listen to Hu Haiyang about cooking, just put it in a pot and you’re done.”

But Lu Xiao didn’t think so, he felt that Ye Cheng was touched, and he should make something delicious to compensate him.

“It’s alright, I’ll fry it. I’ve cooked with Mrs. Wang before.” He spoke ordinary but confidently.

“You can?”Ye Cheng was extremely suspicious.

Lu Xiao vowed: “It must be done.”

They returned with a full load of dry firewood, lit the firewood and put it into the stove prepared by Hu Haiyang.

The smoke from other camps also rose up one after another, floating in the air.
Lu Xiao filled the pot with water, picked up the vermicelli and threw it in.

Ye Cheng sensed something was wrong, and immediately stopped him and said, “The water isn’t boiling yet, you are throwing the noodles. I’m fucked, you don’t have any common sense at all?”

At least he has made instant noodles himself, knowing that the water should be boiling first.

“Oh, I forgot.” Lu Xiao covered his eyes away, “Well, I’m going to wash the vegetables.”

He took carrots and potatoes to wash, and planned to cook the carrots and potatoes.

Ye Cheng was on the side of the pot until the water boiled, and put the noodles in.

When Lu Xiao came back from washing the dishes, the two of them squatted beside the stove like idiots.

Hu Haiyang passed them with his hands behind his back and asked, “How about cooking noodles? How’s it going?”

“Very good.” Ye Cheng said against his will, “Teacher, you can come and eat later.”

Hu Haiyang looked at the unwashed mud on the carrots, and felt that he should not try the meals made by the two of them.

“I won’t eat, you guys can eat.” He wisely went around to the next tent.

Lu Xiao glanced at his watch and said, “It’s been ten minutes, it should be done.”

He lifted the lid of the pot, and a white gas came up. He used chopsticks to pick up the noodles, which looked very soft.

Ye Cheng also took the bowl as a matter of course and continued: “Put it in.”

Both of them forgot one thing, but none of them remembered.

After cooking the bowl of noodles, Lu Xiao began to prepare for cooking.

He lifted the oil bucket and poured it into the pot, stab–

The unlucky child didn’t wipe the water when he put the oil, and the oil splashed everywhere.

Ye Cheng shouted from the side: “Cover the lid! Be careful not to burn yourself!”

Lu Xiao held the lid of the pot like a shield, and comforted him: “Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, it won’t blow up!”

‌Forget it, he tossed the carrots and potatoes in.

Indeed, using “throw”, a few pieces fell to the ground.

There was a loud noise in the pot, and the vegetables reacted violently with the water and oil.

Lu Xiao got splashed as he wished, screaming hotly.

Fortunately, Hu Haiyang was not far, so he ran over and helped them put the lid on the pot.

“Are you alright?” When the explosion finally stopped, Ye Cheng came over from three meters away to check Lu Xiao’s hand.

Hu Haiyang was shocked and speechless: “What are you doing, do you want to burn yourselves?”

Lu Xiao was very unconvinced: “I saw my aunt and this is how she cooks vegetables.”

Hu Haiyang stepped forward and opened the pot. The potatoes and carrots in it had turned into charcoal. He said sadly, “It’s better to give them to Li Yang. It’s a waste of ingredients.”

He turned away with an unfortunate face.

Ye Cheng and Lu Xiao looked at each other, more or less embarrassed.

“…The above pieces look edible.” Ye Cheng was afraid of his autism, so he used chopsticks to pick out the black things.

He hates carrots, but he reluctantly ate a piece.

There is no salt or soy sauce, just a burnt taste, plus the underripe jerky taste in the carrots.

Ye Cheng held his breath, pulled the corners of his mouth at him, and encouraged, “Yes, it’s delicious.”

Lu Xiao couldn’t stand it any longer, moved the pot aside, and said, “Don’t eat it, let’s eat noodles.”

Ye Cheng didn’t plan to take a second bite. The cost of pretending was too high. He was afraid that if he took another bite, he would be admitted to the ward.

“The noodles should be delicious.” Lu Xiao gave him the bowl.

Ye Cheng picked up a few noodles and stuffed them into his mouth.

Lu Xiao looked at him expectantly: “How is it?”

He felt that something was not right, he ate a few more, coughed and said, “No salt.”

Not only did Lu Xiao forget to put the salt, he also forgot to remind him.

Lu Xiao repeatedly watered down, lowered his head and confessed, “I will learn to cook well in the future…”
He was so lost that his hair fell down.

In fact, the reason why he was so eager to show his hand was because he accidentally discovered that Ye Cheng’s ex was not only mature and stable, but also a good cook.

Last time he ordered takeout, Li Junxiao asked Ye Cheng if he wanted to eat Sweet and Sour Mandarin Fish.

Ye Cheng looked at him at the time, and said casually: “What’s something else delicious at that restaurant?I know someone else who can cook that dish.”

Li Junxiao’s gossip skills are very keen, and he said with a smile, “Who did it for you?

“Ex.” Ye Cheng said frankly.

“Wuhu! Your ex can cook? It’s amazing.” Li Junxiao envied, after all, Tan Xiaoqi didn’t even know how much water to put in cooking.

Ye Cheng smiled and said, “The seafood he makes is also delicious, like steamed eggs with sea urchins and grilled oysters.”

Lu Xiao happened to be on duty, standing behind with a broom, jealous beyond recognition.

Isn’t it just cooking? If you don’t have a hand, you’ll be able to learn.

However, today he overturned the car on the ground, which made him even more sad.

Ye Cheng didn’t understand his little worries, so he asked the next door neighbor for some mustard, and then he decided to eat the noodles.

In the evening, everyone simply washed with running water and then went into the tent.

The double tent is quite spacious, and each bed is equipped with electric blankets and sleeping bags.

Lu Xiao was washing behind Ye Cheng, and as soon as he entered the tent, he saw Ye Cheng wrapped himself in a sleeping bag with only his head exposed.

The sleeping bag was quite thick and he looked like a fat bug with a human face.

Lu Xiao was so cute, but he said to him, “You look like a caterpillar.”

Ye Cheng rolled his eyes, lying down and using his mobile phone to brush up on the question.
Lu Xiao lay down and took his book. The electric blanket on his bed was very warm, and he didn’t need to get into the sleeping bag at all.

The two of them watched under the light, and it was silent outside, with the occasional dog barking.

Ye Cheng looked at him and didn’t realize it was getting hot, but it was getting colder and colder.
He wondered, “Lu Xiao, is your electric blanket hot?”

“It’s hot.” He was so hot that he put the sleeping bag aside.

Ye Cheng sat up and lowered his head to check the switch, “Strange, why isn’t mine hot.”

He pulled out the cord of the electric blanket from under the bed, and it broke.

The cut surface is very neat, and it looks artificial at first glance.

The two looked dumbfounded at the cut off line, no wonder it wasn’t hot.

Lu Xiao was quiet for a few seconds, then turned over suddenly, put on a coat and went out.

“‌‌.” As soon as Ye Cheng went out, the cold wind blew his face.

It was really cold, so he wrapped the quilt and sleeping bag tightly on himself.

There were several noises outside, accompanied by the rattling of the tent.

Ye Cheng pricked up his ears and stared at the door vigilantly.

A few minutes later, Lu Xiao came back.

He threw his coat on the bed with a sullen look on his face.

Ye Cheng looked through the gap and saw that the lights on the opposite tent were off.

He asked, “What are you doing?”

“It’s nothing, just smash that fool’s tent.” Lu Xiao couldn’t bear it any longer.

You don’t need to think about it to know which idiot he is referring to.

He looked at Ye Cheng and found that he was cold and wrapped in quilt tightly, and immediately patted his bed and said, “Come here and sleep.”

“No.” The bed was too small, smaller than the one at the Qingshan Hotel last time, so Ye Cheng didn’t think it’s a good idea.

Lu Xiao was about to get up and said, “Then I’ll give you the electric blanket?”

“Hey, don’t.” Ye Cheng was afraid that he would take out the electric blanket.
After hesitating for a moment, he abandoned the sleeping bag and quickly went to his bed.

He had been in that bed for a long time, and his body was as cold as a piece of ice.

Lu Xiao let out a “hiss”, then wrapped him completely with a quilt and put his hands under his head.

“It’s so cold, I don’t need it.” He held Ye Cheng in his arms without any hesitation, even though the taste was not pleasant.

The tip of Ye Cheng’s nose was against his chest, and the thin clothes revealed the faint outline of his chest muscles.

He felt that he could hardly breathe, so he stretched out his hand and pushed him, and murmured, “Lu Xiao.”

“Huh?” A low and hoarse question word, hummed from the nose, full of temptation and ambiguity.

Although he didn’t notice anything wrong, Ye Cheng’s heart beat faster involuntarily.
He moved his legs unnaturally and said, “Can you stop hugging me?”

I will react.

T/N: Liang Moyu is bad because he stooped so low and tried to hurt someone.