The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

"Brother, who would do something as unskilled as robbery these days."

The young man sneered, took out a gold card and shook it.

"There's a million in it, I'll give you pocket money, and sell me that little guy on your head by the way, how about it, this business is not bad."

"My husband, you are awesome." The girl kissed the young man on the face,

The young man looked at Xiao Chen triumphantly, and raised his eyebrows.

The movement here attracted the attention of passers-by.

Soon the three circles inside and the three circles outside were full of people.

"You are so handsome, why do you do this?"

"That's right, little brother, why don't you go to my clubhouse and become a young master, and you will earn a lot of money."

"As a cultivator, it's really embarrassing to do such a shameless thing!"

"What practitioners, I think they came out to bluff and deceive. There are many such people these days."

"Little brother, are you short of money? I have it."

Listening to the messy discussions around, Xiao Chen's head was full of black lines.

"Bang!" Xiao Chen punched the young man's face with an old punch.

"Brother, you take advantage of me, you have money, you look down on robbers, right?"

Xiao Chen babbled while hammering.

The young man was beaten so badly that he couldn't get better.

"Oh, brother, this is a society ruled by law, you can't do this." A few young people with a sense of justice came over.

Among them is a person dressed as a Taoist priest.

"Brother, right?" Several young people were beaten and crawled off by Xiao Chen before they could finish pretending to be aggressive.

The man dressed as a Taoist priest took out a few talismans and looked upright.

"Ox-nosed, right?" The Taoist priest lost a few teeth directly, which was much worse than those ordinary people.

"Robbery, grandma's, the men stand on the left, the women stand on the right, and those who are neither men nor women stand in the middle."

Xiao Chen let out a loud roar, which shocked everyone on the spot.

Only then did people realize that this handsome and outrageous young man might really be a practitioner.

It's just that there is no practitioner who can do such a thing, it's just too tasteless!

Everyone wants to cry but has no tears. This is watching the fun and seeing themselves in.

Seeing that the momentum was wrong, some people wanted to run away, but they were immediately knocked down by Xiao Chen, and dragged back like dead pigs.

"What's the matter? You don't understand the words, do you? Hurry up and stand up for me, or the dog's head will be smashed to pieces by you."

Looking at the trembling crowd, Xiao Chen rolled his eyes.

"Quickly stand up and hand over the delicious food, or your dog's head will be blown."

Liusu Mingyue spoke viciously like a learning parrot.

"Is there any fucking king's law? In broad daylight, the sky is clear, and he is robbing on the main road."

People are suffering in their hearts, but they cannot express their sufferings!

"Didi..." The driver, who didn't know what happened behind him because the road was blocked, honked his horn wildly.

"Boom!" Xiao Chen lifted the young man's sports car and threw it over.

It directly smashed the front of the car.

"Wow, help, I killed someone." The driver jumped out of the car and cried out.

"Damn pig, pull out all the people in the car."

Xiao Chen kicked Hei Feng's ass who was watching the show.

"Come on." Heifeng twisted his chubby buttocks, and rushed towards the blocked car behind him.

"Ugly girl, get out of here."

"Be respectful, you are so ugly, what kind of ass is you twisting."

A girl with long legs, thin waist and big breasts got out of the car with tears in her eyes.

Compared with things like robbery, the word ugly girl is much more lethal.

"Give me the valuable and the worthless."

Xiao Chen took the strange fish and started to put away his things.

"Take twenty yuan when you go out, you don't feel ashamed of your mother!"

"Take off my shoes and clothes, grandma's."

A boy wearing only underwear, shivering in the cold wind, tears streaming down his face.

I've never seen a robbery that doesn't even spare clothes.

"Hey, show me some respect, why is your butt so high, I don't want to rob you."

"Hey, your earrings are nice, take them off for me."

"What kind of shit heirloom, pick it up, or I'll strip you naked and hang you on a tree."

"Yo, you are going out to sell things!"

"What's delicious?"

"Chocolate, girl, this is yours."

Liusu Mingyue happily ate a lot of snacks.

"Yeah, it's delicious." Liusu Mingyue ate with starry eyes.

"Hey, what are you doing standing in the middle?"

"Didn't you say that neither man nor woman stands in the middle?"

"Pfft." Xiao Chen looked at this enchanting man, almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"roll roll roll……"

...

Xiao Chen robbed all the way, and people kept joining the big team being robbed, and they were all passers-by.

Everyone's heart is like a dog. They didn't read the almanac when they went out today, and they were robbed every time they walked.

The team that was robbed directly formed a long line.

Someone saw that Xiao Chen was far away and wanted to run away, but Xiao Chen directly knocked him to the ground and dragged him back like a dead pig.

Now everyone is trembling, not daring to move rashly.

...

Meanwhile, the criminal police brigade in the city center has received a large number of calls to the police at this moment.

All alarm calls have only one content.

There was a practitioner who was robbed on the third ring road, one after another, and the people who were robbed were all expelled for a length of one kilometer.

"It's lawless and lawless." The captain of the criminal police brigade jumped up like a furious lion.

"Contact the special office and send me all the available people. I don't believe that a practitioner can't be killed."

"Bi Bo, Bi Bo..." Soon the sky-shattering alarm bell rang.

A large number of police cars, as well as assault infantry vehicles, drove out of the urban area.

...

On the third ring road, Xiao Chen drank the drink he had snatched, and happily chose the car.

After robbing him, of course he has to run away. Are we still waiting for the police uncle to catch him?

Xiao Chen chose an off-road Mercedes, drove the car roaring and disappeared from people's sight.

"Wow……"

As soon as Xiao Chen left, the sound of wailing and wailing came out, and for a moment there were mourners everywhere, and the sound of crying shook the sky.

Soon the police uncle rushed to the scene of the robbery, seeing a large group of people whose clothes and trousers were robbed, it was really scalp numb.

Such a "brutal" robber has never been encountered before.

"Block me all the way out of the city, and issue an arrest warrant, issue an arrest warrant, and arrest the whole country..."

The captain was so breathless that he almost had a heart attack.

The poor captain thought that the robbers would leave the city, but Xiao Chen drove into the city with one kick of the accelerator.

"This is delicious, and this is also delicious."

Liusu Mingyue muttered while eating, and stuffed some into Xiao Chen's mouth from time to time.

"Oh, dead pig, where did you snatch it from?" Xiao Chen looked at a remote control in his hand and asked curiously.