The Emperor's Beloved Ugly Girl

"Oh? Has this kid learned to cheat? " Kong Wenmin laughs happily, brings the tea bowl on the table casually, drinks the tea with a big knife and a golden horse, and says with a smile, "tell me quickly, how do you flatter me? What are all the good words of praise? "

"This..." Hao Dongqing's face didn't know how to speak, but he couldn't help but want to say. Now look around, there's no one left, so he came here. Then he said to Kong Wenmin, a little uneasy and a little excited, "brother Kong, you don't know something. The song is called" what soldiers and scholars have to say ". It's not only you, but also adult Chen! ”

"Pooh!" The next second, a mouthful of tea was sprayed on Hao Dongqing's face.

Hao Dongqing: "..."

Kong Wenmin had a convulsion at the corner of his mouth Soldiers and scholars, what else have to be said?! Is this son of a bitch going to revolt? "

Hao Dongqing wipes his face at random and turns his head like a pestle: "yes, yes! That kid is really afraid that the world will not be chaotic. He sang happily at that time! Shake your head and wag your tail, it's his favorite show! "

"Then why don't you stop?!" Kong Wenmin wanted to scold Hao Dongqing for a few more words, but he didn't say a word after watching his face still trickling down. At the moment, he just gave Hao Dongqing a bad look, then pulled a red tassel and a soft whip, and went out angrily.

Hao Dongqing hurriedly followed behind with a small step, his face full of excitement and joy waiting to see a good play.

……

After a cup of tea.

A cry of ghosts and wolves was uploaded from the school yard. It's unnecessary to go forward. Just listen to the cry, you can guess that this crying and Howling person must be a Tianjin child.

"Commander, what are you doing?" Seeing that the red tassel is about to poke at his feet, Tianjin little brother is too busy to hide behind. Then he gets a good whip on his legs and stomach. Tianjin little Gordon bares his teeth and howls, "my Lord! Big brother! Little mistake! No more! Whoops! Really dare not! Do whatever you want in the future! If you don't want to do something small, you will definitely not do it! "

"Seriously?" Kong Wenmin said in a cold voice, looking at the little brother's face of crying and howling. At the same time, he whipped a whip to make the little brother's cry sound more pleasant. Kong Wenmin said with a smile, "in that case, you should sing your new song to me again?"

"Which one? Is it "my sister-in-law climbs the wall and I build the ladder" or "the eldest sister of the East and the aunt of the west" The little brother in Tianjin, while jumping straight with his legs in his arms, bared his teeth and asked Kong Wenmin, "is it" good sister-in-law loves me again "

Kong Wenmin had a convulsion at the corner of his mouth I didn't expect you to be productive. "

Hao Dongqing, who was standing at the theatre, couldn't help laughing. He stamped his feet and said, "yes, our little brother is like a sow! How many babies are born! "

Kong Wenmin grins at Hao Dongqing. Hao Dongqing stops laughing and stands up with his hands on his back. Then Kong Wenmin turns his face and sneers at the grinning Tianjin brother: "just sing that song you sang at the new year's Eve dinner party! Didn't you sing happily then? "

"Oh! "What soldiers and scholars have to say" with realistic guiding significance Tianjin little Gordon didn't cry or howl. He stood up quickly, cleared his throat, took the board out of his arms, and sang happily while playing the board. "Big brother, listen to me! Xiaoxiucai hid people in the backyard. He had a bad heart. He carried a wave in the wave of the scholar's back and took the adulterer back to his room. Xiaoxiucai was so heartbroken that thanks to his brother and his coming time, he wiped out the disaster. Xiaoxiucai was a tearful man. Before, he only looked at people's skin bags, but his brother's benefits were deeply hidden. Xiaoxiucai was very excited and flustered. However, he was a wood stake When can you understand my brother's sad and broken heart? Alas! Big brother... "