The Imperial Concubine Just Wants To Be a Salted Fish Every Day

Xiao Xi was stunned.

She just said something cheap. Why did she lose her dinner?

She jumped up, hugged the crown prince's waist and cried.

"Your Highness, don't! I know I'm wrong. I won't talk disorderly in the future. Please don't confiscate my dinner! As the saying goes, people are iron and rice are steel. If you don't eat dinner, I'll starve to death in front of you tonight!"

Luo QingHan was very ruthless at this time.

"Don't worry. If you starve to death, Gu will make this paragraph written in history books and make you famous."

Xiao Xixi cried even worse: "Wuwuwuwu! Your highness, don't do this. I was just joking with you just now. Please help me and let me have dinner!"

Luo QingHan: "you know you're wrong now. What did you do just now? Didn't you play your mouth very smoothly just now?"

Xiao Xixi: "Wow! I really know my mistake. Your highness, spare me this time!"

As she cried, she rubbed her tears against the prince.

Luo QingHan's cleanliness habit was inspired. He pushed people out: "go away, don't touch the orphan."

Xiao Xi held him like a sticky erha: "as long as your highness doesn't start my dinner, I'll stop immediately."

Luo QingHan smiled angrily at her rogue appearance.

"How dare you threaten me?"

Xiao Xi looked at him with tearful eyes and said pitifully, "I'm begging you. Please let me go of my dinner! As long as you can spare me this time, I'll listen to you no matter what you say!"

Luo QingHan stared at her: "this is what you said."

Xiao Xi nodded vigorously, "uh huh!"

"Then let go."

Xiao Xi let go.

Luo QingHan looked down at the clothes she had rubbed with tears, frowned and said, "go and get a set of clean clothes for Gu."

Xiao Xi immediately pulled out a suit of clothes from the box and waited on the prince to change clothes.

Luo QingHan glanced at her and saw her look obedient.

There was just a plate of walnuts on the table. Luo QingHan said, "I want to eat walnuts."

Xiao Xi immediately picked up a walnut and handed it over.

Luo QingHan looked at her and asked slowly, "do you want Gu to open walnuts by himself?"

Xiao Xi understood: "my body helps you open walnuts."

Luo QingHan thought she would find a small hammer to smash the walnut. Unexpectedly, she stuffed the walnut under the foot of the table, and then pressed the table down. She heard a click, and the walnut cracked.

Due to too much force, the walnut meat was broken into many pieces, many of which fell to the ground.

Xiao Xixi knelt on the cushion and carefully picked up all the walnut meat without letting go of any residue.

She held the walnut meat in her hand and handed it to the prince.

"Your Highness, please taste it."

Luo QingHan: "

Luo QingHan said expressionless, "I don't eat alone."

Xiao Xi didn't understand: "didn't you say you wanted to eat walnuts? Why didn't you eat them all of a sudden?"

"These walnut meat fell on the ground, and you let the orphan eat it?"

"The ground is very clean. If you think these walnuts are dirty, I'll give you two more walnuts."

Then she ate the walnut meat in her hand.

Luo QingHan's mood is unspeakable.

His intention was to let Xiao Xi throw away the walnut meat picked up from the ground, but she ate it without changing her face.

As a foodie, she is really too conscientious.

Xiao Xi picked up another walnut.

Luo QingHan saw that she wanted to put walnuts under the foot of the table again and immediately said, "don't put walnuts under the foot of the table!"

Xiao Qixi: "why?"

"Don't you think the table feet are dirty?"

Xiao Xixi: "I don't think so."

Luo QingHan emphasized: "anyway, you are not allowed to put walnuts under the foot of the table!"

Xiao Xi coaxed with a tone that was almost connivance: "well, listen to you. Who makes you the prince?"

Instead of opening walnuts with the foot of the table, she stuffed walnuts into her mouth.

Luo QingHan saw her bite the walnut with her teeth. With a sudden force, the walnut shell was forcibly bitten by her.

Luo QingHan was stunned.

Is this woman's tooth made of iron?

Xiao Xi spit out the walnut shell residue in her mouth. She broke open the walnut, picked out the walnut meat and put it in front of the prince.

"These walnut meat are clean. Your highness can rest assured to taste it."

Luo QingHan looked at the clear tooth marks on the walnut meat and was silent for a long time. Finally, he picked up a piece of walnut meat, put it into his mouth and ate it slowly.

Xiao Xi asked, "is walnut meat delicious?"

Luo QingHan: "OK."

Xiao Xixi: "do you want to eat?"

Luo QingHan looked at the teeth in her mouth and calmly said, "No."

Xiao Xi immediately pulled the plate of walnuts in front of him: "then these walnuts are my body!"

Luo QingHan neither wanted her to open walnuts with the foot of the table nor let her bite walnuts with her teeth, so he asked father-in-law Chang to find a small hammer.

He put the small hammer in front of Xiao Xi and said seriously.

"If you want to eat walnuts in the future, use this hammer. Don't use any other tools."

Xiao Xixi picked up the small hammer and looked at it. His mood was very complicated.

Other men usually send flowers, clothes and jewelry to their little wife. Only the crown prince of her family gave her a hammer!

I have to admit, this gift is really unique!

Luo QingHan was trying to find out the news. After entering Chenliu County, he deliberately asked people to slow down.

He plans to have dinner with the local magistrate and talk about some things in Chenliu county.

However, his reputation as a "county magistrate's nemesis" was so frightening that when the local county magistrate learned that the prince had taken the initiative to invite, he not only didn't feel flattered, but had a sense of despair of sudden disaster.

He tried to pretend to be ill and couldn't get rid of it.

But the other party is the prince after all. If he doesn't go, he may be detained for contempt of the prince.

Finally, there was no way. The county magistrate had to take a group of officials to the post station with the sad mood of "the strong man will never return".

Luo QingHan asked the imperial chef to prepare a rich meal.

The magistrate and all the officials were fidgeting all the way. They looked at the delicious food in front of them and thought about it——

Is this the last supper of their life?

Luo QingHan saw that they were all sitting still and asked, "why don't you eat? Is the food not to your taste?"

The county magistrate forced out a smile: "the food is very good. It's because Weichen doesn't have a good appetite. Maybe it's because he caught a cold these two days."

Luo QingHan: "do you want the imperial doctor to show you?"