The Imperial Concubine Just Wants To Be a Salted Fish Every Day

Xiao Xi squatted in front of a stall.

She stared at the little turtle in the pottery basin and asked curiously, "how long can you live?"

The stall owner is an old man. He is smoking a dry cigarette. When he hears her question, the old man spits out a mouthful of smoke, the old God said on the ground.

"It depends on how you are. If you keep it well, it can take you away."

Xiao Qixi: "

The old man is quite witty.

She asked the price again.

The old man said, "look which one you want?"

Xiao Xi pointed to the smallest turtle: "just it."

"Look at your clothes. You don't look like a man without money. How can you be so stingy in shopping? Don't put those big turtles. You have to have this small one."

Xiao Xi said, "the small one looks cute and easier to carry."

The old man said slowly, "look at your lovely and loving birth, I won't bargain with you. Take away the turtle's eight Wen money."

Xiao Xi immediately took out eight Wen to him.

The old man tied up the little turtle with a straw rope and handed it to Xiao Xi.

Frightened, the little turtle's head shrank in and fell into Xiao Xi's hand, leaving only a round turtle shell.

Xiao Xi ran to find the prince.

"Your Highness, this is your birthday present from my concubine! Do you like it? Is it unexpected?"

Luo QingHan: "

He looked at the little turtle in her hand without expression. The accident was very unexpected, but he didn't like it at all.

"On your birthday alone, you sent a bastard? What do you mean?"

Xiao Xixi explained, "this is not a bastard, this is a turtle! The turtle represents longevity. I give you a turtle in the hope that you can live a long life."

Luo QingHan: "there are many things that represent longevity. Why do you have to choose a turtle? This thing is so ugly that you don't want to raise it."

"No, I've already bought it. Don't refuse my kindness. Besides, you just promised me. No matter what kind of gift I bought, you can't refuse. Do you want to go back?"

Luo QingHan regretted it.

He shouldn't have promised her just now.

It's impossible for the woman to choose a normal gift for him.

Her brain circuits will never be normal!

Xiao Xixi forced the little turtle into his hand and said with a bright smile, "Your Highness, touch it quickly. You see how lovely it looks!"

Cute fart!

Luo QingHan wanted to throw away the tortoise in his hand, but he hesitated at the thought that it was the first gift given to him by Xiao Xixi. If he threw it away, Xiao Xixi would be angry?

What if she gets angry and never gives him gifts again?

In order to get more gifts in the future, Luo QingHan can only accept this ugly gift.

He said with a wooden face, "it's too troublesome for the tortoise to hold it. Find something to hold it."

Xiao Xi nodded in agreement: "well, let's buy a nest for it!"

She happily took the prince to a nearby porcelain shop.

After careful selection, Xiao Xi chose two porcelain pots from a large number of porcelain. She was difficult to choose, so she turned to ask the prince.

"Which porcelain basin do you think is more suitable for Xiaohan?"

Luo QingHan: "who is Xiao Han?"

Xiao Cuixi: "of course it's the tortoise in your hand. I just named it Xiaohan."

Luo QingHan: "are you trying to understand me?"

"No, I just choose my name casually. If you don't like it, we can change it. How about Xiaoqing?"

Luo QingHan looked at her expressionless, her eyes chilly.

Xiao Cuixi: "look at you, I don't like this name. Then change it. Why don't you call it Xiaohan?"

Luo QingHan: "come here."

Xiao Xixi stepped back and looked at him warily: "it's outside here. You can't beat people. Domestic violence is wrong!"

Luo QingHan: "I don't beat you. I just want to talk to you."

Xiao Xi slowly moved over: "what do you want to talk about?"

Luo QingHan pinched her back neck and said coldly, "I think this turtle looks like you. It's better to call her Xiaoxi."

Xiao Xi wants to refuse.

Luo QingHan leaned close to her and whispered in her ear, "don't you like my name? If you don't like it, you won't have any meat tonight."

Xiao Qixi: "

She was pinched by the back of the neck of fate, unable to resist, and could only choose to give in.

She cried and said, "well, that's called Xiaoxi."

Luo QingHan was satisfied and let go of her back neck: "that's good."

He poked the tortoise with his slender fingers. The tortoise pretended to be dead on the table. He refused to move even if he was poked. His whole body exuded a dull and decadent atmosphere.

Luo QingHan said, "it's really like you."

Xiao Xixi said wrongfully, "don't emphasize this again."

Even if she is a salted fish, she doesn't want to look like a turtle! How ugly that is!

Luo QingHan asked, "has Xiaoxi's nest been selected?"

Xiao Xi regretted very much. She knew she would drag herself into the water. She shouldn't have done that just now.

She put two porcelain pots in front of the prince.

"I like these two. Which do you think is better?"

Luo QingHan: "both are OK. Buy both."

The boss who has been standing by pretending to be a background board has finally found a chance to speak.

"The little lady has a good eye. These two porcelain pots are top-grade goods in our shop. This one on the left..."

Luo QingHan interrupted him: "you directly say the price."

The boss smiled: "two porcelain pots are two coins and silver."

Luo QingHan took out a piece of silver and gave it to him.

The boss weighed the weight, which was exactly two dollars. He smiled and said, "I'll pack it for you now."

Xiao Xixi only asked him to help pack a porcelain basin, the other washed it with clean water, and then put Xiao Xi in it.

Xiaoxi lay motionless in the porcelain basin and continued to pretend to be dead.

Xiao Xi poked it, but there was no response.

She asked, "is Xiaoxi hungry?"

Luo QingHan: "maybe."

"What do turtles usually eat? Do they eat meat?"

"Maybe."

Both are rookies raising turtles. They have no experience in raising turtles.

They turned to look at Xiao Lingfeng who was following behind.

Xiao Lingfeng immediately said, "don't ask me, I just don't know!"

No way, they took the little turtle to the turtle vendor and asked the vendor for advice on how to raise the turtle.

The stall owner didn't hide anything and told them everything he knew.

Xiao Xixi forgot after listening. Fortunately, there is a prince who never forgets. He has recorded all the words of the stall owner in his mind.

They were going to get Xiaoxi something to eat when they met a Yu Linwei on the way.

As soon as Yu Linwei saw the prince, he knelt down and said excitedly.

"Your Highness, it's bad!"