The Imperial Concubine Just Wants To Be a Salted Fish Every Day

Imperial concubine Li was so frightened that all the snack boxes in her hand fell off.

She stared in the mirror and couldn't believe that the fat woman in the mirror was herself.

Su Mei couldn't bear it and comforted in a soft voice.

"Don't be too sad, madam. Let's eat less and move more. We'll lose weight soon."

Princess Li was even more sad to hear this.

"But I like to eat. If I can't eat, what's the meaning of living?"

Xiao Xi agreed with this: "yes, eating is the most important thing in life, but the most important!"

Su Mei and Yao zhaoxun were speechless.

Imperial concubine Li wanted to nod in agreement, but she quickly reacted. She stared angrily at Xiao Xi and breathed angrily.

"It's all your fault! If you hadn't talked about turning grief and anger into appetite and coaxing me to eat and drink, I wouldn't be as fat as I am today!"

Xiao Xi said she was wronged: "I didn't know you would be so fat."

Imperial concubine Li: "you don't want to sophistry. You just deliberately hurt me!"

"I want you to eat to divert your attention and improve your mood. I usually do this. If I'm in a bad mood, I'll eat hard. I won't hurt myself."

Princess Li didn't believe it: "then why don't you get fat?"

Xiao Xi answered truthfully, "because I'm not fat."

Princess Li side: "

She shed tears when she knew the truth.

Xiao Xixi comforted: "if you want to lose weight, you can eat less, exercise more, dance, run and so on."

Imperial concubine Li stopped talking.

In the past, she would not hesitate to go on a diet to lose weight.

But after enjoying the beautiful life of eating, drinking and doing nothing every day, she doesn't want to go back to the previous life at all. Now she will feel extremely painful as long as she thinks that she can only eat very little food every day.

This is called from simplicity to luxury, from luxury to thrift!

She pinched the fat around her waist and touched her round chin. These are the evidence of her indulgence.

She looked up at herself in the mirror and couldn't help but shed sad tears.

It is impossible not to lose weight.

As the concubine of the crown prince, her appearance and figure are important capital for her to compete for favor. Without these two things, what is the difference between her and being in the cold palace?

Imperial concubine Li wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and said sadly and angrily.

"Take all the snacks in my room and don't let me see them again!"

Before Su Mei could respond, Xiao Xixi rushed up first, picked up the snack box in front of her and said with a smile.

"Since you don't eat, give it to me and I'll help you destroy them."

Then she picked up a piece of dessert, put it in her mouth and ate it, praising it while eating.

"This heart tastes good. It's sweet but not greasy. It melts in the mouth and tastes delicious!"

Imperial concubine Li couldn't help swallowing. Her eyes were full of longing.

She wants to eat too!

Xiao Xixi cleaned up all the snacks in imperial concubine Li's house and didn't leave her any food.

But imperial concubine Li couldn't stop it. She could only watch her baby snacks fall into imperial concubine Xiao's mouth.

Imperial concubine Li covered her chest and was so angry that her liver hurt.

What the hell did she do?!

Xiao Xi smiled and said, "for the sake of these snacks, you don't have to pay back the money today, but you still have to hurry. Don't always procrastinate."

Imperial concubine Li stared at her angrily. The woman was cheap and good!

Xiao Xi waved his paw and said happily, "come on and lose weight. Let's go back first."

As soon as she and Yao zhaoxun left the Jinfeng hall, concubine Li threw herself on the bed and beat the pillow hard, beating and scolding at the same time.

"Concubine Xiao, you little bitch smashed. Why did you eat no meat and I grow into a fat man? I don't accept it! I don't accept it!!"

She used to throw things every time she lost her temper, but she has changed this habit since the last time she lost everything in the golden wind hall, which led the queen to call her to lecture. Now she beats her pillow as soon as she is angry.

The pillow is a real thing. It won't hurt and can relieve Qi when hammered. The point is that it's not broken.

Su Mei stood watching and dared not say a word.

Until imperial concubine Li finished venting, Su Mei began to speak carefully.

"Madam, are you starting to lose weight today?"

Princess Li didn't have a good way: "of course, from today on, my snacks have been searched. Even if I can't eat now, what can I do except lose weight?!"

Su Mei hurriedly said, "I'll go to the imperial dining room and ask them to adjust your meal."

……

Baoqin didn't expect that concubine Xiao just went out for a walk and brought a lot of snacks when she came back.

Baoqin asked carefully, "madam, did you rob the imperial dining room?"

Xiao Xi sat cross legged on the soft couch and said happily while eating snacks.

"These snacks were given to me by imperial concubine Li."

Baoqin was even more shocked when she heard this: "is concubine Li so kind?"

Xiao Xixi said sincerely, "yes, concubine Li is actually a good person. We should treat her better in the future."

Baoqin always thinks it's not that simple.

It seems that she has to ask someone to find out what the hell Princess Li is doing?

In fact, Baoqin really wronged concubine Li.

Imperial concubine Li has no intention of making trouble now.

She was so hungry that she was weak and dizzy that she couldn't stand up.

Su Mei urged, "madam, you should get up and move. You can't always lie down. It's not conducive to weight loss."

Concubine Li said weakly, "I only ate some boiled chicken and some vegetable leaves at noon. I didn't even eat a grain of rice. I'm really hungry. I want to eat noodles and dumplings!"

She took Sumei by the hand and begged, "OK, Sumei, will you go and cook me a bowl of noodles?"

"Madam, if you eat noodles, you can't lose weight."

Imperial concubine Li: "but I used to eat noodles. At that time, I was very thin and not fat at all, which shows that eating noodles won't grow meat."

Su Mei said helplessly, "first, you didn't eat much at that time. Even if you ate a little noodles, it didn't matter much. Second, you were very thin at that time. Even if you grew a little meat, you couldn't see it."

Princess Li was about to cry: "I'm really hungry. I want to eat."

Su Mei was so pathetic that she couldn't bear to step back.

"Wait a minute. I'll boil you an egg."

Li side imperial concubine's eyes immediately lit up: "good, good, you cook quickly, remember to pick a bigger one!"

Soon Sumei cooked the eggs.

As soon as she handed over the shelled eggs, imperial concubine Li grabbed them and ate them in two.

After eating, instead of feeling satisfied, she felt even more hungry.