The Imperial Concubine Just Wants To Be a Salted Fish Every Day

Facing her teasing, Fang Wujiu responded calmly.

"Girl Baoqin is really nice, but I don't like her type."

Xiao Xixi followed the trend and asked, "Then what do you like? Tell me, and I'll look back for you."

Fang Wujiu: "My request is very simple. First of all, she can't drink and gamble, and she can't have bad habits."

Xiao Xixi nodded in agreement: "This is really impossible."

Fang Wujiu: "Secondly, she must be healthy and have good facial features."

Xiao Xixi nodded again: "Well."

Fang Wujiu: "Then she has to get up every morning at nine o'clock to accompany me for morning exercises, rest at least half an hour at noon, and take a walk with me for an hour after dinner."

Xiao Xixi: "Is there any more?"

Fang Wujiu: "Her tastes can't be too heavy, not too spicy or too greasy. Eating too much of those foods is not good for your health. I have to remind you that you should eat less oily and spicy food. , especially now that your internal injury has not healed, you should take good care of yourself and maintain a balanced diet."

Xiao Xixi didn't expect to talk about herself.

She hurriedly said, "Leave my affairs aside and continue to talk about your mate selection criteria."

Fang Wujiu: "She can't be too headstrong, she'd better be quiet and docile. When I'm doing things seriously, she shouldn't make a noise to disturb me."

Xiao Xixi: "Is that so?"

Fang Wujiu thought for a while: "In the end, she must be kind and tolerant, which is very important."

Xiao Xixi nodded clearly: "I probably know what kind of daughter-in-law you want."

She asked someone to hold the orange cat over.

She shoved the orange cat into Fang Wujiu's arms and introduced it seriously.

"This cat is called Pharaoh.

Look at it, the facial features are good, the body is healthy, there is no drinking, no gambling, and no bad habits.

It gets up on time every morning at 90 for breakfast.

After you've fed it, take it out for morning exercises.

It will definitely rest for more than half an hour at noon.

After dinner, he likes to go out for a walk for a while, as long as you can catch him, you can go for a walk with him.

As for the taste, you can rest assured that it is not spicy at all.

It likes to eat small dried fish and chicken strips the most, which should not be particularly greasy.

It has a very docile personality, and as long as you don't provoke it, it is guaranteed to stay quietly by the side without disturbing you.

And it is very kind, never catches mice, only eats cooked food, perfectly in line with your mate selection criteria! "

Fang Wujiu: "..."

He looked down at the heavy orange cat in his arms.

Lao Wang was not afraid of life at all, he quickly adjusted his posture, lay in his arms and closed his eyes to sleep, his long tail swayed, looking very relaxed.

Fang Wujiu pinched its tail, lifted it up, glanced at its little butt, and said calmly.

"It's a male cat, and the gender doesn't fit the bill."

Pharaoh didn't expect that the man in front of him, looking at the well-dressed, was actually a beast, and he just looked at its balls the first time he saw it!

It stood up immediately, stretched out its meat claws, hit the beast in the face, then jumped to the ground and ran quickly.

Meow meow meow!

People are not old in the world.

Even the cute cats are not spared. Humans are so shameless!

Xiao Xixi: "I'll ask someone to send you a female cat over there."

Fang Wujiu: "No need."

Xiao Xixi: "Your standard for choosing a mate can only be met by Mao Mao. If you don't want Mao Mao, I am afraid you will have to be a bachelor in the future."

Fang Wujiu: "It doesn't matter."

Xiao Xixi turned to ask about the other two senior brothers and junior brothers, wondering where they are now?

Fang Wujiu said: "I rented a small courtyard in Shengjing, and they live with me now."

Xiao Xixi: "Do you have enough money? If not, I still have some money here."

The so-called big is not easy. In a place like Shengjing City, even if you just rent a small courtyard, the rent is definitely not cheap. In addition, there are food and clothing expenses, and everything has to spend money.

The second senior, third senior, and junior junior did not make any money, and they all lived on the salary of the senior doctor as an imperial physician, so his life must be very borrowed.

Fang Wujiu said, "I let them go out to find work. They all have hands and feet, so I can't let them stay at home to eat and drink for nothing."

Xiao Xixi was curious: "Have they found a job?"

Fang Wujiu: "Second Junior Brother went to "Shengjing Daily" to be proofreading and auditing, and Third Junior Brother went to Buzhuang to be a tailor for others. As for Junior Junior Brother, he has no other specialties, so he can only perform on the street and break big stones on his chest. ."

Xiao Xixi was stunned: "Little junior brother still has a big stone broken in his chest?!"

Fang Wujiu: "He hides an iron plate in his chest, plus internal force to protect his body, ordinary stones can't hurt him."

Xiao Xixi gave a thumbs up: "It's amazing my little junior brother!"

When Fang Wujiu left Shiyunxiu Palace, there was an extra food box in his hand, which contained sweet-scented osmanthus yam cake.

Fang Wujiu then went to the library in the palace and began to consult the classics on repairing tendons.

In the huge library of books, except Fang Wujiu, go to others.

The surroundings were very quiet, and occasionally I could hear the slight sound of him flipping through the books.

When Fang Wujiu was reading a book, he heard a sound coming from the side.

He followed the sound and saw that the fat orange cat got into the library at some point.

Although Lao Wang was raised by a noble concubine, he was not only active in Yunxiu Palace on weekdays, but would often run out and wander around.

The Library is one of his favorite places to go.

There are lots of tall bookshelves, and it's quiet, perfect for a break.

As soon as Lao Wang saw Fang Wujiu, he left and remembered his shameful experience of being peeked at Dandan.

It jumped, jumped onto the high bookshelf, and looked down at him condescendingly.

Stupid human, how are you peeking at my balls this time? !

Fang Wujiu just glanced at it and saw that it didn't mean to make trouble, so he stopped bothering it and continued to do his own thing seriously.

Pharaoh stared at him for a while, making sure that he had no extra moves, so he lay down and dozed off with confidence.

One person and one cat do not interfere with each other, and there is a subtle harmony in the atmosphere.

Early in the morning, Yao Jieyu received an imperial decree sent by the emperor, ordering her to go to Ziyun Nunnery to lead her practice, and instead of the emperor, she recited sutras and chanting Buddha for ancestors and sects, and prayed for the safety of her family and country.

Yao Jieyu had already packed her luggage and could leave the palace at any time.

Before leaving, she first went to bid farewell to the emperor, and then went to Yunxiu Palace.

Yao Jieyu said some words of gratitude as usual.

Finally, she asked cautiously.

"My concubine, after the concubine leaves the palace, can you continue to contribute to Shengjing Daily?"

Xiao Xixi: "Of course, Princess Ying will send someone to contact you. Everything is the same as before."

Yao Jieyu immediately felt relieved and thanked the imperial concubine here.

Baoqin sent Yao Jieyu to leave Yunxiu Palace.

On the way, Baoqin smiled and said, "Since Jieyu still has to write a manuscript, why not write some love stories between the imperial concubine and the emperor."

Yao Jieyu was stunned for a moment, then she understood what Baoqin meant, and nodded immediately.

"OK!"

She was worried that there was no way to repay the concubine, and Baoqin's suggestion woke her up. She could use her own articles to wash away those bad impressions of the concubine before, so that the love between the concubine and the emperor was recognized by everyone.

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Baoqin: What conspiracy? Isn't it fragrant to knock CP? !

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