The Monkey King

The black-haired old man hid in the darkness and watched with interest. ,.,

Under the dreamlike moon tree, the monkey is still tossing vigorously.

After trying it back and forth several times, whether it is true or false, false or true, Monkey can basically be sure that what Yue Lao said is true.

After all, although privately checking marriages is generally not allowed in heaven, it is not a huge taboo. Many gods in heaven who are familiar with Yue Lao can check it with just a little effort. If not, why is it known to the whole world when there are flower buds in the canopy?

Presumably, this Yue Lao would not lie to the monkey for such a thing, so as to add fuel to the fire and make fun of his own life.

As for why Monkey used force... it was just because the thing he wanted to check was extremely important and he didn't want to wait for a moment.

Of course, what's more important is that he also has a death-free gold medal.

The marriage in Yueshu was correct, and Yue Lao did not cheat in secret. In this way, one thing is basically certain: Queer has not been reincarnated or resurrected. Or maybe there was no marriage formed after reincarnation... This conclusion can only be said to be better than nothing.

In other words, it is possible that Que'er has been reincarnated and she likes someone, but that person doesn't like her. In this case of unrequited love, there will be no flowers for her on the moon tree, not even buds.

Although I was a little disappointed that I couldn't find Que'er's whereabouts through the moon tree, it didn't matter. I didn't plan to rely on the moon tree to find Que'er's soul. In the final analysis, the book of life and death is still reliable.

Then, the real purpose of this trip came, and the monkey’s most uneasy question came.

He quietly leaned next to the trembling Yue Lao and asked in a low voice: "Suppose, suppose this is a situation. A and B are in love. Then B dies. He is reincarnated again, and is reincarnated as C. A loves It's still B, but C falls in love with A again. Strictly speaking, B and C are the same person, so they must be in love, right? How can this situation be counted? "

This question is a bizarre one to ask, but Yue Lao's life is now in someone else's hands, so naturally he doesn't dare to neglect it. After thinking for a moment, he frowned and said, "That's a bad fate."

"Nie Yuan... Why does this sound so awkward? Okay. Nie Yuan is Nie Yuan. In a word, is there any flower in this situation?"

Yue Lao thought about it again and said: "This situation is very rare, but there are flowers. However, they are yellow flowers."

"Okay, just tell me you have it. Let's test this now."

Yue Lao performed the spell again according to the monkey's wishes. The monkey tested the birds one by one in the order of the bird, himself, and the wind chime, and finally got the final result. Still no response.

At this point, the monkey relaxed a little.

There are no flowers. This at least shows one thing, the wind chime is not the reincarnation of Queer. If she is really the reincarnation of Que'er, then she would be A, Que'er would be B, and the wind chime would be C. There should be a yellow flower representing "evil fate" among these three.

It seems that I have been worrying too much. Didn't Taibai Jinxing say long ago that neither he nor Feng Chime had any flowers on the moon tree?

"Hahahaha." Thinking of this, the big stone in his heart couldn't help but let go.

"I've finished all the tests I wanted to take. Can I...can I leave?" Yue Lao asked cautiously, holding the finger that was twisted by the monkey.

"Don't worry." The monkey grinned and touched Yue Lao's Usha hat and said, "There are still many people who want to be tested."

It's a rare visit, and although someone will naturally clean up the mess later, after all, I stole the chicken back from me. I'm afraid it won't be that easy next time, so why don't you take the opportunity to test your appetite?

The monkey began to think hard about who else could be tested.

First measure the short mouth.

"Well, this guy really does exist, and the target is the white pigeon spirit I've seen before."

The monkey suddenly remembered his goddaughter whom he had not seen for a long time. What would the offspring of the owl and the pigeon look like? It seems a bit unjustifiable that a short-mouthed son or daughter doesn't show any sign of his own. It's not good to treat one brother favorably over another.

"Forget it, we can discuss this issue later."

Next, Lu Liuguai.

"Sure enough, this rotten squirrel spirit is destined to live a lonely life. Hahahahaha. What a sin. Should I write him a letter to express his happiness?"

Next is Ethin.

No flowers...

Test for sunspots again.

Um...still no money. This situation is a bit sad.

"Forget it, leave him alone. It's not easy for a king to interfere with other people's private lives, isn't it?"

Who's better?

The monkey thought of Yang Chan, and his heart trembled slightly.

"Should we test her?"

Thinking of the hand grabbing the corner of his clothes in the valley of Youquan, the slightly pale, incomparably beautiful face, and the frowning eyebrows, he couldn't help but hesitate.

Thinking of her, the hand he stretched out never touched the trunk of the moon tree.

In the cool night wind, the monkey stood blankly.

At this moment, a voice came from afar.

"Bold Monkey! His Majesty is merciful and pardons your serious crimes and gives you an official position. You dare to hold Yue Lao hostage. What crime should you be punished for? Why don't you hurry up and arrest him!"

Storms and clouds were gathering all around.

Looking up, the monkey saw that the Nantian Gate was lined up in a row for hundreds of days. Even the King of Guangmu, who was tortured by the monkey, and the King of Growth, who was beaten to half a disability by the monkey, were among them. Seeing the monkey, the two people's expressions changed slightly.

The leaders were really Li Jing and Nezha.

When the Nantianmen generals arrived, Yue Lao immediately wanted to run towards them, but was glared back by the monkey.

The monkey slowly smiled and took a step forward, just in time to hide Yue Lao behind him. He took out the golden cudgel and struck it hard on the ground.

Suddenly, the huge landmass riding on the moon tree trembled slightly, and bits of sand and gravel fell off.

This power can't help but remind people of the figure flying around with flesh and blood flying everywhere. All the generals showed fear on their faces.

"Who do I think it is? It turns out to be King Li Jing and Li Tianwang. What, you just want to go back to Linglong Pagoda, do you have enough confidence?"

Li Jing's face suddenly turned red.

Nezha hurriedly scolded: "You Bimawen, don't talk nonsense!"

"Nonsense? Hahahaha, it's really nonsense if people don't know what to do unless they do it themselves. I'm just a little Bima Wen. You are the mighty King Li Dayan and the Third Prince. How can you lead all the people to stir up trouble late at night? ?”

"You! Why are we provoking trouble?"

"What? No? Since it's not the case, then it's because, Third Prince, your skin is itching in the middle of the night?" As he said that, he reached out and patted Yue Lao on the shoulder: "Old man, do you think that's the case?"

The hand on Yue Lao's shoulder tightened slightly. Yue Lao almost softened from the pain, and he said with a flattering smile: "Yes, yes, yes."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, this monkey is making such a fuss as soon as he goes to heaven... How many lives can he lose?" The black-haired old man watching from a distance couldn't help but sigh, stroking his long beard.

Li Jing glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw Yue Laona being broken by a monkey. With his index finger that was as swollen as a pig's trotter, he stroked his long beard and snorted: "Little Bi Mawen dared to hurt Yue Lao. This is heaven, how can you be so presumptuous! If you have any questions, just wait for me to take you to prison. Lingxiao Palace, tell His Majesty!"

Nezha raised his flaming spear and was about to take action. The generals around him also displayed their weapons, waiting for Li Jing's order.

Seeing this situation, the monkey naturally held the stick in both hands and prepared to fight.

Fighting against more than a hundred generals... Although there are no top generals like Tianpeng Yang Jian here, it is still a headache.

"slow--!"

At this moment, a boy in silver robe descended from the sky and landed in front of the monkey.

The generals who were about to take action couldn't help but hold back, but the monkey couldn't help but laugh.

Yin Tongzi, who has been stationed in Huaguo Mountain for many years, has now withdrawn. This is an old acquaintance.

The silver boy didn't dare to look at the monkey head, and only slightly adjusted his body to look at Yue Laodao. He cupped his hands and said, "My master heard that Yue Lao has been feeling discomfort in his hands recently, so he ordered his disciples to send him a spiritual pill, and asked Yue Lao to accept it."

After that, Yin Tongzi took out a small pill box from his sleeve and handed it over, saluted, turned around and left.

As soon as they left, the Nantianmen generals, Yue Lao, and even the black-haired old man hiding in the dark were stunned.

They all recognized this boy. He was Taishang Laojun's boy. But... Taishang Laojun sent him to deliver elixirs at this time, and even specially gave him an elixir to treat his hands. What do you mean?

Everyone stayed silent, except for the monkey who was looking around with a smile on his hands.

"How's it going? Are you still going to fight?"

Li Jing's face turned red and white.

"King of heaven, what should we do now?" asked a general.

After a long time, Li Jing gritted his teeth and turned around, humming: "Ignore him and retreat!"

After saying that, he turned around and turned into golden light and disappeared in front of everyone.

A group of generals looked at each other and were at a loss as to what to do. Nezha glanced at the monkey bitterly and turned to leave. Seeing this, the generals had no choice but to fly away.

Seeing the heavenly generals leaving one by one, Yue Lao suddenly felt like he wanted to cry without tears.

What's going on? Leave him alone?

Taishang Laojun chose this time to deliver the elixir, which is obviously adding insult to injury!

Under the moon tree, only the monkey and Yue Lao were left again.

The two looked at each other.

After staring at the monkey for a long time, Yue Lao forced out a trembling smile and said, "Um... do you still want to continue?"

He reached out and took out his ears. Before the sentimental old man could force himself to burst into tears, the monkey already sighed deeply and said, "Okay, I've had enough fun today, I'm going back. Another day I think of who else I want to test, Come visit again."

After saying that, without waiting for Yue Lao to reply, the monkey turned into a golden light and roared towards the eighth heaven.

Under the moon tree, only the old man Yue Lao was left standing blankly, looking down at the pill box in his hand and the pig's trotter-like fingers, and then he collapsed on the ground with a plop.

"He actually helped him clean up the mess himself? It's really strange." The black-haired old man who had been hiding aside slowly shook his head, moved forward slightly and wanted to go to Xun Yue Lao to ask clearly, but suddenly found that the roller blind had already taken a step forward and flew down. Go to Yue Lao.

After a moment's hesitation, he turned around and fled into the darkness again.

…

This night was an extremely ordinary night for most of the immortal families in Heaven, but many people could not sleep.

This includes Li Jing of the Nantianmen, the Jade Emperor of the Lingxiao Palace of the Ninth Heaven, the Supreme Being of the Thirty-third Heaven, and the two of the Thirty-fourth Heaven and the Thirty-fifth Heaven.

Of course, the one who couldn't sleep the most was Yue Lao, an old man who loved to pull strings when he had nothing to do.

However, that's all. Neither Yuelao nor Li Jing, nor even the Jade Emperor, dared to speak out before they understood the Taishang's intention.

After a night of deliberation, early the next morning, a post was sent from Tushita Palace to Guanghan Palace and fell into the hands of Taiyin Star Lord... (To be continued...)

ps: I have recently become obsessed with Yin Lin’s songs. As a young fan, I must use my limited power to cheer for her.

I like "The Rotten Grass Is a Firefly" and "Looking for Dreams in Lugu". Please give it a listen when you have time.