The Monkey King

Taibai Jinxing wiped his sweat again, lowered his head, cupped his hands, and said respectfully: "I'm humble, tell him, tell him: 'You came to see the Queen Mother wearing dragon skin armor, but not official uniform. Sin, I can’t even say a few words to you as the empress? You, Hericium, have really been the king of the mountain for a long time, and you are full of banditry... But fortunately, I am magnanimous and don’t care about you, Hericium. It's a misunderstanding, why don't you just get over it as soon as possible?'"

After saying that, he quietly raised his eyelids and stared at the Queen Mother carefully.

The Queen Mother's face was still livid, but she didn't even look at Taibai Jinxing. She just sat quietly, staring at the empty table in front of her, as if she had lost her soul.

The entire Yaochi Hall was so quiet that there was no sound. Everyone was cautiously watching the Queen Mother's every move.

Although what Taibai Jinxing said was not beautiful, it was decent enough. Normally, the group of immortals around would have chimed in, praising the Queen Mother for her magnanimity, or scolding the monkeys for their recklessness, but at this moment, no one dared to speak.

After staying like this quietly for a while, the Queen Mother slowly closed her eyes and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Get out."

"Ah?" All the immortals looked at each other.

"Everyone, get out of here—!"

Under the hysterical roar, the immortals standing on both sides of the hall were so frightened that they crawled out of the hall, fearing that something would happen if they walked too slowly.

Taibai Jinxing also wanted to run away, but before he could take a step forward, he heard the Queen Mother yelling at him: "You! Stay!"

Suddenly, Taibai Jinxing trembled, but he could only stand still.

After all the immortals had evacuated the main hall, the Queen Mother stared at Taibai Jinxing coldly. Gritting his teeth, he said: "I not only want him to be removed from his post, but I also want him to die! He will die without a complete body!"

Hearing this, Taibai Jinxing quickly bowed and cupped his hands, shouting: "I understand my humble position!"

"And..." The Queen Mother hesitated for a moment, panted rapidly, and gritted her teeth and said, "What kind of cultivation is that monkey?"

"Replying to your Majesty, he...that monster monkey is at the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation, and he cultivates the Way of the Walker."

"How many troops are needed to defend against him?"

"this……"

"You immediately find a way for me, no matter what method you use, within one day. Mobilize enough troops for me to defend against the monster monkey, and station them in Yaochi! Do you understand?"

"This..." Taibai Jinxing's pale eyebrows seemed to be twisted together at once. He gritted his teeth and replied: "I obey my orders!"

Does Taibaijin have military power? Obviously, no. But he didn't have the guts to tell the Queen Mother that he "can't do it" at this time.

…

At this time, the monkey had not yet finished walking through the long white jade corridor of Yaochi, but the news that he was causing trouble in the main hall of Yaochi had already reached the ears of his two subordinates.

When I first heard this incredible news. Zhou Siyuan squirted tea all over his face.

Just a moment ago, the two of them were sitting in the suspended ship, imagining how the monkey would look disgraced after being severely punished by the Queen Mother, and thinking about what words they should use to comfort the monkey to gain its trust. But at this moment, they could only rush out of the ship and wait anxiously, waiting for the monkey to return.

They don't even pay attention to the Queen Mother, so who are the two of them? Maybe someone who didn't pay attention would be killed first and then played.

This monkey. He is not someone they can afford to mess with at all!

I saw monkeys and wind chimes from a distance. These two guys rushed over immediately, bowing their heads one after the other and behaving obediently to please them. The sentence on the left is "Your Excellency is wise" and the sentence on the right is "Your Excellency is mighty". His flattering look seems to have already left the original plan behind.

Looking coldly at the two people who were smiling like clowns and sweating constantly, the monkey asked softly: "Do you all know?"

"Sir...what do you mean?"

"Things in the main hall."

The two of them giggled for a while, feeling extremely embarrassed.

Step by step, he stepped onto the lock bridge and walked into the ship. Monkey said casually: "I just provoked that bitch. You have to be careful everywhere in the future. You should all understand this."

"Understood, understood." The two nodded repeatedly.

"Taibai Jinxing will send my seal and other things over in a while. When the time comes, we have to take this handover seriously."

"Of course, of course, hehehe, my subordinates are doing things, so don't worry, sir. Come, sir, please come this way."

"So, I plan to take out all the accounts of Pantaoyuan over the years and count them. The peaches must be ordered one by one, and the flowers must be ordered once, no, three times. No half of them are allowed to be missed. If there are any mistakes, she will handle it for me. Before that, I have to deal with you first."

Hearing this, the smiles of the two people froze on their faces, and they sweated like rain.

"What's the matter?" asked the monkey.

"No, sir, the weather is... a bit hot."

Now, they couldn't even laugh.

The ship set sail.

As soon as he sat down in the cabin, Zhou Siyuan excused himself and excused himself to take a look at some malfunctions of the suspended ship. Not long after, Zhang Xiaoyuan said he had a stomachache again and ran away.

In the small cabin, only the wind chime and the monkey were left.

Feng Chime opened the door and glanced suspiciously at the corridor outside the door, and said softly: "What's going on with these two people? They are all weird."

The monkey walked to the corner, stretched out his hand to push the porthole open a crack, looked out of the porthole, and said, "Take a look."

"What's wrong?" Feng Chime stretched his head and looked outside for a long time but couldn't understand.

"Didn't you notice that the speed of this ship is extremely slow? At this speed, the distance between Yaochi and Pantaoyuan is less than half an hour, and it will take at least three to five hours. When we came here, this ship was not like this. "

"You mean the boat is really broken?" Feng Chime asked.

The monkey looked at the wind chime, smiled meaningfully, and said, "Even if it's not broken, they have to break it."

Feng Ling became more and more confused and said, "Could it be that they want to deceive you here?"

"They don't have the guts."

"Then...I still don't understand."

"Do you still remember what the Qing family taught me that day?" The monkey walked step by step to the table and sat down. He took a sip of the tea and thought about it carefully. He sighed softly: "The trick of taking bribes. To put it bluntly, it’s just an omission. Just record the number of flat peaches from when they bloom, and wait until they mature. Those extra flat peaches will be yours. Before I took office, the post of director of the flat peach garden was vacant. Yes, the power is in the hands of both of them. Even the Qing family can think of this kind of trick, how could these two people in this position not think of it? "

“How long does it take for a flat peach to wait from blooming to fruiting?”

"During this period, the number of peaches and flowers in the peach orchard must not match. It's not less, but more. When my new official takes office, they will definitely be wary. But even No matter how afraid you are, you will still be lucky. Are you reluctant to cut off the extra flowers and fruits you have been waiting for for a long time? I just said that I would check..."

Having said this, the monkey paused slightly, looked at the wind chime with a smile and said, "Now you know why they sneaked away, right?"

Feng Ling suddenly understood and said in shock: "Are they now trying to contact the people in Pantaoyuan to remove the extra flowers and fruits?"

After thinking about it, she murmured in a low voice: "But the excuses are really bad, 'the boat broke down', 'stomachache'. Even fools know these are excuses, and they can actually say them."

"How can they think so much at this juncture? If they don't find an excuse to hold me back, they will be dead by the time I step into the Peach Garden."

"But... wouldn't they escape this way?"

"I escaped, but I didn't want to do anything to them."

Fengchi thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I don't understand again."

The monkey took a deep breath and explained: "Think about it, what if we kill them all? At most, let the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor send two more people over, and it will be more difficult to deal with them. After all, it’s full of bad things. It’s a lot easier to deal with. Now all I want is for them to clean up the peach garden for me. Don’t hide any problems for me to take over. Otherwise, if I take over, then I’ll be here again If Pantaoyuan finds out the problem...if I can really prove that it has nothing to do with me, I will inevitably be charged with negligence. By then, it's hard to say what could happen."

"Monkey, you are so smart." After listening blankly for a long time, Fengchi couldn't help blinking his eyes and sighed: "You know a lot, and you are foresighted and considerate of everything. When you first arrived at Xianyue Sanxing Cave, you didn't know as much as I did. A lot, you often ask me. After all these years... now I am always asking you, and I still don't understand when you remind me..."

"You don't need to understand these, and I don't want you to understand." Monkey reached out and pinched the cheek of the wind chime and said: "However, since you blame me for not telling you anything, from now on, I will tell you everything I do. . When I have the opportunity one day, I will tell you all the past things. Are you satisfied with this? "

"Yeah!" Feng Chime nodded heavily and smiled sweetly.

…

At this time, although the monkey was still on the way to the Pantaoyuan, the story of the Yaochi Hall had been made into several versions and vividly spread throughout the entire heaven, even the Lingxiao Palace of the Jade Emperor was no exception.

When he heard the news, the Jade Emperor couldn't laugh or cry at all: "This Queen Mother of the West is used to being domineering, but she didn't expect that one day she would be kicked on the iron plate? This monster monkey dared to attack Ling on the first day he ascended to heaven. The people in the Xiaobao Palace shouted loudly, how could they be easily suppressed? With Taiyi Golden Immortal's peak cultivation level, if you play 'bad' with him, wouldn't you be looking for trouble?"

"Now, the Queen Mother may have to worry about that monster monkey even in her dreams."

"That's fine." The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "The matter of the monster monkey can't be delayed any longer. If the Queen Mother of the West doesn't do her best, I will have to worry more."

From now on, all you have to do is sit in the Lingxiao Palace and watch them put on a good show. The Jade Emperor thought leisurely. (To be continued ~^~)

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