The Monkey King

Chapter 631: Farce

"Don't pretend to be stupid for me!" Nuwa waved her hand, and the food and wine in front of Lao Jun turned into powder and floated away in the wind together with the table.

Lao Jun's hand holding the wine bottle paused in mid-air.

"Give my child back." Nuwa looked at Lao Jun blankly: "If you come back, you can say anything. If you don't, I and you will be incompatible with each other!"

The whole world went silent.

Everyone stared at Nuwa quietly. Nuwa stared at Laojun with her eyes wide open, and Laojun looked up at the sky helplessly.

In the sky, a wisp of breeze blew through, blowing away the diffuse clouds and mist.

"Why are you bothering?"

"Why bother? Why bother with such a good sentence." Nuwa gritted her teeth and angrily shouted: "Those immoral things you did, why bother asking me now?"

"That's not my decision alone." Laojun gently put the wine bottle in his hand on the rubble, supported his knees, and smiled helplessly: "Some things exist just because they exist. Do you think they can't learn if we don't teach them? Is that so? When a child grows up, it is no longer up to the mother. We are just accelerating the process."

"Really?" Nuwa snorted coldly: "Then what happened to my Huaguo Mountain? Is it so difficult to leave me a piece of pure land?"

"Ask them about Huaguoshan." From a distance, Laojun pointed casually.

In the direction pointed to, the heavenly soldiers stepped aside one after another.

Nuwa suddenly turned back, her eyes narrowed.

Hundreds of miles apart, Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Cult Leader secretly prepared to sneak away!

"No, the old guy sold us!"

Turn around. The two people quickly fled to the thirty-fourth level.

Lao Jun lowered his head slightly, stroking his long beard and laughed: "How can it be so easy for me to take the blame alone?"

"Want to run away?" Nuwa suddenly realized, grabbed Lao Jun's beard and rushed to the 34th heaven.

"Easy, gentle! Isn't it okay if I don't struggle?" Lao Jun shouted quickly.

"shut up!"

It wasn't until the two figures disappeared completely that the heavenly soldiers relaxed a little.

"Your Majesty. How about we disperse? Otherwise, if they fight, Chi Yu will be harmed."

"No." The Jade Emperor frowned and said, "We have to share our worries with the Three Pure Ones."

The battleship that covered the sky and the sun began to turn around and march toward the thirty-fourth heaven.

"Quick, quick, quick! Put away all the valuable things!" In Miluo Palace, Yuanshi Tianzun hurriedly told the disciples.

After saying this, the disciples quickly dispersed.

The leader of Tongtian Cult on the side sighed: "Where else can you receive it?"

"Don't you need to clean it up?"

"Laojun will definitely tell her that I am here with you. In this way, won't it be safe over there?"

"You!" Yuanshi Tianzun was so angry that his beard stood up.

Nuwa glanced at Biyou Palace from a distance.

"Don't worry. They can't escape." The old man whose beard was pulled freed up his hands, took out three copper coins and patted them on the back of his hands. He raised his finger and pointed to the sky: "They are all in Miluo Palace. Don't worry. I can help you figure it out from all corners of the world."

Nuwa glared at Laojun angrily and continued to pull his beard to fly higher.

Behind that, a large number of warships followed closely, continuing to "share the worries" of the Sanqing.

The edge of Huaguo Mountain. The two Buddhas were still standing quietly.

"I don't quite understand." Zhengfa Ming Tathagata said softly: "What are the benefits of luring Nuwa to the Flower and Fruit Mountain and causing instability in the three realms?"

"The knot in Nuwa's heart must be made heavier and heavier, to the extreme. If all these things are hidden, how can we inspire Nuwa to go to heaven?" Ksitigarbha raised his head slightly and sighed: "Even Nuwa Even if they are unable to cross, there is no need for this golden cicada to talk about saving all sentient beings in vain."

"Is it possible for Xuanzang to rescue Nuwa? If he could be rescued, why would Sanqing hide from her for so many years?"

Ksitigarbha smiled faintly. Said: "The situation is over, now let's see how they resolve it."

"Come out——!" Nuwa roared suddenly.

The sleeves flicked, and the strong wind roared forward. In an instant, the ground carrying Miluo Palace was shaking.

"Everyone, get out of here—!"

Lao Jun pursed his lips and snickered at the side: "Let you break my way of heaven and see what you can do to stop her now."

"What did you say?" Nuwa stared at her.

"No!" Laojun quickly shook his head and waved his hands: "I was wondering why those two guys haven't come out yet... Don't worry, I will give you the underground palace drawing of Miluo Palace in a while. Make sure they can't escape."

Nuwa glared at Lao Jun and snorted coldly.

In Miluo Palace, Master Tongtian and Yuanshi Tianzun were pacing back and forth.

"Why don't you just take action?" Tongtian Cult Master rolled up his sleeves and said, "She is a Half-Heavenly Daoist, but she can't come out with her real body. As for Lao Jun, even though he shook us all out, he still won't be able to help her. Right? If the two of us join forces, we have a chance of winning!"

Yuanshi Tianzun rolled his eyes at him silently.

"No? If it doesn't work, then you can tell me."

After swallowing dryly, Yuanshi Tianzun frowned and sighed: "I can definitely beat you, but even if you win, what will happen? The Nantianmen was opened under the order of the Jade Emperor. You destroyed the mother of all living beings. Go to How will she face all sentient beings in the future? If she could really do this, how would Nuwa survive to this day?"

Leader Tongtian suddenly felt like a deflated rubber ball.

"What should we do? Go out and die? Laojun will not die, but we will."

Yuanshi Tianzun said hesitantly: "Just...wait a little longer, maybe someone will come to break the situation."

At this time, Subhuti calmly landed outside the Nantian Gate.

A heavenly general who had been left behind hurried over and bowed in salute: "I will finally see Patriarch Subhuti."

Subhuti looked up at the sky and asked softly: "Is Nuwa the Empress in?"

That day Jiang was slightly startled, then cupped his hands and said, "We're in."

"Who ordered the door to be opened?"

"Say yes...Your Majesty."

"Yo?" Subhuti suddenly stroked his long beard and laughed: "How long has she been up there?"

"It's been a while... I said yes. I just arrived at Miluo Palace with Laojun."

"Just arrived?" Subhuti pursed his lips and suddenly asked, "Do you have any tea here? I'm thirsty. Let's have a sip of tea before going."

"Yes, yes, please come here, Patriarch..."

"come out--!"

Nuwa's eyes were red, and she dragged Laojun by his collar and landed on the land.

As soon as he raised his hand. A tall tower was broken directly out of thin air, and the top of the tower fell heavily.

The gravel was scattered all over the ground, and several Taoist disciples fled in a hurry.

"Get out of here, me! If you have the ability to do it, why don't you have the guts to see me?"

He raised his hand again, and a touch of blue spiritual power was released. Amidst the roar, a big hole was opened in the thick wall, and the eaves were crumbling.

Yuanshi Tianzun sighed helplessly: "Get out. If you wait any longer, the entire Miluo Palace will be demolished."

"I'm not going." Tongtian Cult Leader turned around and said, "If we go out, we won't be able to save Miluo Palace even if we fight."

After all, he acted like it had nothing to do with him.

"If this thing is not yours, you don't feel sorry for me!" Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly became furious and dragged Tongtian Cult Leader out.

After a lot of pulling and pulling, it wasn't until Nuwa had dismantled a third of it that the figures of the two people appeared in front of Nuwa.

After seeing Nuwa, the two stopped pulling. He put on his usual cold expression. But as soon as they changed their expressions, the two looked at each other, and were surprised to find that no one wanted to walk in front.

So, the two of them just stood in half of the hall, staring at each other.

"Say!" Nuwa angrily shouted, "Whose idea was it to destroy our Huaguo Mountain?"

"How can Huaguo Mountain be blamed on us?"

"If you don't rely on me, why don't you rely on me?" Lao Jun blurted out and yelled: "If you didn't join forces to bring down me and support that monkey, how could you destroy Huaguo Mountain?"

Leader Tongtian stood up and replied: "Can we rely on us for this? If you want to blame it, you have to blame Old Man Bodhi and Sakyamuni first! They laid the plan in advance!"

"Who gave the Qiqiao Miyun Pill to that monkey?"

"Don't talk about Qiqiao Miyun Dan. Nothing has happened to that thing in my hands for so many years! Now we are talking about who destroyed Huaguo Mountain! This matter. If you want to blame it, you can only blame it. That monkey...and Sakyamuni! Those who directly destroyed Huaguo Mountain are Buddhists, what do they have to do with our Eastern Heavenly Court?"

"It was just you two! If it weren't for you two, how could Buddhism have done anything about it!"

"Nonsense! You are such a slanderer! You were the one who suggested secretly leading humans to do evil in the first place, and now Nuwa is here to shirk the responsibility!"

"How come I was the one who brought it up! Please tell me why I brought it up at that time!"

In the crowd, Nezha quietly poked King Chiguo on the side and whispered, "Why are these Sanqings shirking their responsibilities like three scoundrels?"

"You have to look at who is standing opposite." He turned his face sideways. King Chiguo suddenly found that the Jade Emperor, who had been extremely calm a moment ago, was looking left and right, preparing to run away.

Seeing that Laojun and Tongtian were already in a quarrel, and Nuwa was dizzy listening to it, Yuanshi suddenly got excited and said: "This... Huaguo Mountain seemed to have been destroyed after the rain stopped, right? Then who gave the order?" "

As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately looked at the Jade Emperor. At this time, the Jade Emperor's seat on the boat building was already empty.

Lowering their heads, everyone saw the Jade Emperor holding up his trouser legs and walking as fast as he could on the corner of the battleship.

"Don't leave!" Tongtian Cult Master exclaimed, rose into the air, and returned in the blink of an eye carrying the Jade Emperor.

With just a "pop" sound, the Jade Emperor was thrown to the ground and knelt in front of Nuwa.

For a moment, even Nuwa was stunned.

The Jade Emperor raised his head and glanced at Nuwa, and immediately began to cry, shouting: "Your Majesty, I really don't know the origins of Huaguo Mountain. When I asked Tianzun and the leader for instructions, they also No comment. So… so…”

Lao Jun quickly interjected: "Listen, listen, I have been living in seclusion for many years. He didn't even ask me for instructions, so this matter has nothing to do with me."

Nuwa slowly looked towards the other two people.

Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly looked enlightened, then looked at Tongtian Cult Leader and said: "How can you not give instructions on such an important matter? That letter seems to have been sent to you in the end."

"You!" Leader Tongtian was startled and said quickly: "Are you relying on me? Have you given instructions yourself?"

Suddenly, the scene turned into a quarrel between Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Cult Leader.

Subhuti, who was in the Nantianmen military camp, slowly put down the tea cup in his hand, sighed softly and stood up.

"Okay, you should be done with it."

At this time, in the cave of Huaguo Mountain, Xuanzang opened his eyes slightly... (To be continued ~^~)

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