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Ren Lun was forced to panic!

Just kidding, in this current situation, who else is not in a hurry?

Lu Ze only used two paintings and one title to completely tear off his hypocritical mask!

His "character story" turned into a "character joke" in front of tens of millions of viewers.

If you heard me correctly, Lu Ze just said...

Do you want to directly set the matching degree of his character to 0?

Good guy, Gong Jun has a 10% matching rate and he likes to propose a blocking package.

So whether the program team appoints someone else to customize the disciplinary measures or customizes them himself, his results cannot be any better than Gong Jun's.

So he chose to use [Lucky Bag] to minimize the loss!

The restless human voices rushed into my ears like flowing water.

The dim light and shadow fragmented the space around him.

Lu Ze smiled and nodded slightly.

"Then please ask the backend to display the lucky bag generator on the big screen, and let Ren Lun draw it himself!"

As soon as these words came out, Ren Lun was stunned.

Lucky bag... still need to draw?

Shouldn't the rewards be set in advance and used directly?

His heart suddenly felt empty.

There is a kind of martial arts TV series where people go through all kinds of troubles to find the ultimate secret book.

As a result, the first page after opening was full of pain in the stomach: "If you want to practice this skill, you must first commit suicide."

But even so, he could only dare to be angry but dare not speak.

The program team finally gave him a glimmer of hope!

He boasts that he has always had good luck. Whether he can grasp it all depends on the next few seconds!

The screen lights up again.

The simple lucky bag extraction system rotates rapidly like a gear.

Ren Lun's eyes were fixed on the screen, following his own feelings, he shouted "stop" in a short and high pitch.

The words fell and the roulette wheel stopped.

An "electronic lucky bag" emitting soft golden light slowly danced on the screen.

Ren Lun felt like his breathing had stopped!

It is no exaggeration to say that this moment can even be regarded as one of the most critical nodes in his life!

The feeling of hanging by a thread is real and intense.

He held his breath and looked at Lu Ze, the meaning in his eyes was obvious.

The lucky bag has been taken out, what is in it?

The atmosphere is so depressing that it almost makes you shudder.

Lu Ze nodded towards him, smiled and raised the microphone.

"The [lucky bag] belonging to Ren Lun has been drawn out!"

“Next, it’s the exciting moment of opening the bag!”

As he spoke, he turned and looked at the screen.

After a slight pause for a few seconds, he continued to speak.

“As the saying goes, good things come hard!”

"For the first and possibly only [lucky bag] of this program, before opening it, I think we can have a sense of ceremony!"

? ? ?

Ren Lun almost cried.

No, brother!

I can't even hold my pee in anymore, why don't you give me a sense of ritual?

What is the difference between this and forcing a death row inmate to watch a singing and dancing rap that lasted for two and a half years before beheading?

The audience was also dumbfounded, wondering if this host was a little bit psychopathic!

He is really good at torturing top-notch people!

Sure enough, you can always trust Yang Ma’s choice.

At least when it comes to selecting people, I have never been blind.

The reason why this show is so enjoyable to watch tonight.

Isn't it because the host's rhythm and techniques are so exciting?

Lu Ze…….

This name will definitely become famous in the Kyushu hosting community after tonight.

Time passes little by little.

Just before Ren Lun's spirit was about to collapse.

Lu Ze spoke again.

"Next, let's invite the staff and special guests to pack the lucky bags that Ren Lun just drew."

"Open the bag for him...on the spot!"

It’s fucking fun again!

Special Guest?

It’s just a lucky bag, and you’re going to invite me as a special guest?

Ren Lun felt that he had never been so good in his life.

In the past two or three years, even though he is a well-known top player in the industry, when has he experienced such a battle today!

Sixty to seventy million viewers paid attention to the whole process, Yang Ma personally accompanied the show, and now there are also mysterious guests who personally send warmth.

So should I be so moved that I cry hard?

Ren Lun stood on the stage in despair, watching two figures slowly appear in the darkness in the distance.

One of them, holding a lucky bag on a tray, seemed to be a staff member.

The appearance of the other one looks a bit familiar, but it's a bit far away and the light is a bit dim.

At this time...I can't see very clearly.

secret guest?

Who... could this person be?

Why did I suddenly start to panic as the other party's footsteps gradually moved?

The pace is getting closer.

After an unknown amount of time, two figures finally stopped in front of Ren Lun.

He looked up.

Then... the whole person suffocated!

he?

It's him?

The bag-opening guest invited by the show crew turned out to be him? ?

Ren Lun was suddenly in a trance, and the last string in his heart suddenly broke.

hope?

There is no hope!

The moment that person appeared on the stage, all his hopes were completely gone.

The lucky bag that was originally full of temptation even turned into a bomb full of danger in his eyes!

Why?

Because the program team invited Zhang Yi as the fucking bag-opening guest! ! !

This is the most well-known god of bad luck and bad luck in domestic entertainment in Kyushu!

All the kindergartens and elementary schools I attended since childhood have been closed!

I drove three cars with me on the set, but a few days later, the tires got punctured and scratched!

With his physique, you let him open the lucky bag?

So what the fuck can you get out of it? ?

Desperate, Ren Lun closed his eyes helplessly.

Zhang Yi also opened the lucky bag with a smile, took out the note inside and showed it to the camera.

[Congratulations, you have received the "One More Issue" experience card! 】

[If you can survive the next episode of the program, you will be exempted from the penalty of character collapse in this episode! 】

[If there are other problems, the penalties will be combined and the intensity will be doubled! 】

[Finding wealth and wealth in danger, I hope you...have good luck! 】

The bag opening session ends here!

Camera lens, close-up.

It was also at this moment that the audience discovered.

The white pants Ren Lun was wearing had a water stain visible on his crotch!

Scared to the point of peeing...

This top player, who seemed to have a pretty good psychological quality, was finally scared to the point of pissing himself!

joke!

If there is another episode with such intensity, Daluo Jinxian will not be able to bear it! !

【Ding! 】

At the same time, a heavenly voice sounded in Lu Ze's head!

[The fear value from Gong Jun is +170. It is detected that your fear value has accumulated to 1000, and you will receive a prop reward! Please enter the system to view! 】

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