The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

Pale lights were projected on the center of the dark stage, and a cube about half the height of a person was placed in the aperture.

It was covered with a piece of dark green velvet, which looked a little weird.

About "Do you dare to come?" 》This variety show has actually been analyzed by many people.

Judging from the name, it should be a challenge variety show. Logically speaking, the opening of this kind of variety show is exciting and powerful.

But judging from the current situation, it is indeed somewhat inconsistent with its own tone.

Yang Ma, what's going on?

Why do I feel that the painting style is a bit underworld...

This was the first thought of people in the industry after seeing the opening screen.

But tens of millions of viewers didn't pay much attention to these minor issues.

They came today with anger and resentment.

As for the reason?

Of course it’s disappointing!

The audience knows better than anyone what kind of existence Jiuzhou Domestic Entertainment is right now.

Traffic is king, luxury is rotten, and the audience is not regarded as human beings at all.

Bad movie, bad songs, bad actors.

Basically, they were forced to press their heads and feed them shit!

In the past time, they have fought and reflected, and there has always been a small number of people who have tirelessly reported.

But it turned out that it was completely useless!

No matter what the top does, the bottom is still arrogant.

If things go on like this, the last glimmer of hope and expectation will naturally disappear.

On the 28th, when "Do you dare to come?" 》After the official blog announced this variety show.

To be honest, they actually had a resurgence for a while.

I think the officials are finally starting to personally guide the trend, and are finally willing to use a normal and correct variety show to bring good news to the audience.

But it turned out that their thinking was too simple and too naive!

When the list of ten people for the first episode came out, all expectations were instantly turned into ashes.

They never expected that even the official they were willing to trust in the end would bow to traffic and compromise with capital!

In order to attract attention, look at what colors have been selected!

They have to have strength but not strength, they have to have acting skills but not acting skills. They all wear heavy make-up and look both effeminate and arrogant.

Is this the fucking official attitude?

This is even more abominable than those garbage traffic TV stations that forcefully feed you shit!

The darkest moment of Jiuzhou Domestic Entertainment has finally arrived!

This is the unified thought in the minds of all viewers.

Originally, many people were not prepared to watch this variety show that completely disappointed them.

But after weighing it in the end, I decided to take a look.

Even if you spray, spray it in the right place!

Just...

With a variety show, I completely stopped thinking about Kyushu’s entertainment industry!

then!

In the short period of 20 minutes from 7:30 to 7:50, the live broadcast room was almost full of comments from viewers from all walks of life who expressed regret for his misfortune and anger!

But unfortunately, the official did not make any remedy for this, not even a reply!

Yes, the domestic entertainment audience damn deserves it!

He deserves to be bullied by the entertainment industry and the officialdom, and he deserves to be treated like a monkey again and again!

The sense of loss accumulates rapidly!

Until the moment at eight o'clock, there was a sound of "Buzz!" and the screen suddenly lit up.

The huge stage was divided into three parts, and the left and right sides were blocked by black curtains.

What is hidden in it, no one knows.

The area that was lit in the middle was shrouded in pale light, and there was nothing in it, not even a person.

At first glance...it looks like a dark and long tomb passage.

what's the situation?

Mother Yang has always been grand and gorgeous, so why is this variety show so repressive and cold?

There was a question mark in many people's minds, but the show didn't give them much time to think about it.

On the stage, in the center of the field of vision, a tall figure suddenly appeared.

Standing under the spotlight with his back straight, he walked towards the front step by step as the camera zoomed in.

"Dear audience friends, good evening everyone!"

In the deep and magnetic voice, many people looked at the calm and angular face seriously.

But no matter how much I recall, I can't match him up with any of the show hosts in my memory.

Newcomer?

Shouldn't it?

Logically speaking, shouldn't the top hosts of CCTV be responsible for such a high-level program?

Xiao Sa or Lao Kang, which one is inappropriate?

Why use an unknown newcomer?

Could it be that this is also a traffic host that the entertainment industry is ready to support?

Do you want it to be so bad?

The audience was filled with questions and their expressions became heavy.

This show has been so annoying from the beginning.

What is wrong with me? Even though I know there will be no miracle, I still want to take the initiative to be tortured again!

Questioning barrages flew by.

Lu Ze's voice continued to sound.

"Welcome everyone to watch the large-scale reality show variety show "Do You Dare to Come?" hosted by Jiuzhou Culture and Communication Bureau and hosted by Yangshi on time!"

"I'm the host, Lu Ze!"

Lu Ze?

I have never heard of this name.

"In the past two days, I have seen many people on the Internet discussing what this variety show is going to do. Some are guessing the level challenge, and some are guessing the quiz."

"But unfortunately, neither!"

"If I had to define this show, I think... it should be a show that combines multiple modes such as level-breaking, sprinting, PK, etc., and mixes documentary, plot, thrills, suspense, etc. A reality show with all kinds of elements!”

"It is a variety show that guests will be extremely immersed in and the audience will be unable to stop watching!"

Lu Ze spoke in an ups and downs, but most of the audience sneered at it.

Sure enough, Yang Ma couldn't survive alone in the end.

Don’t promote good positive energy, and don’t stick to your own main theme.

I learned the tricks in the entertainment industry very quickly to attract attention and attract traffic.

Giving a show so many labels, what else are you doing if it's not just a gimmick?

These celebrity artists you invited can do other things besides being handsome and selling off?

The anger seems to be almost uncontrollable!

This unprecedented large-scale official variety show seems to be nailed to the pillar of shame in history from the very beginning!

Until... Lu Ze spoke again and announced something unexpected to everyone!

"Next, please allow me to introduce the guidance and support units of this program!"

"they are, respectively--"

"Kiuzhou prohibits drugs!"

? ? ?

Jiuzhou’s anti-drug campaign, what guidance does it provide?

What can it support?

Shouldn't it be an entertainment organization department like the Broadcasting Bureau of the Ministry of Culture and Publicity?

"Kyushu tax!"

? ? ?

tax?

Why did it come?

"Kyushu Industry and Commerce! Kyushu Police! Kyushu Border Management! Kyushu Legal Inspection! Kyushu Judicial Appraisal! Kyushu...Southern Prison!"

Lu Ze spoke faster and reported seven or eight departments in a row.

The audience was confused, what the hell is this?

It’s just a variety show for the entertainment industry, so why are there so many departments that sound so aggressive by their names?

Can this be entertainment?

It feels...more like "escape"!

And this is not even more outrageous, what is truly outrageous is.

When Lu Ze announced these support units in one breath, he immediately announced several other jaw-dropping unit departments.

The entire variety show was thrown into doubt almost instantly!