The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

A beam of bright light shot down from the sky above the stadium.

First, it hovered over the area where Xingcai Entertainment was located for a few seconds.

Then, under the gaze of countless eyes, it tightly enveloped a man sitting in the center of the crowd!

The stagnant air was like a sharp blade with venom.

Effortlessly, he was stabbed through.

Lu Ze's voice was a little bright.

But everyone could still hear clearly what he said seemed to be——

"The first person to detect A-level sensitive words, Xingcai artist Zhang Xing!"

And the person shrouded in that beam of light is none other than Zhang Xing!

The scene was silent.

A close-up of Zhang Xing's face was simultaneously projected onto another screen behind him.

How to describe the current scene?

If anyone has seen the last moments of terminally ill patients, they will definitely find...

Zhang Xing's state is no different!

That handsome face turned pale in just a few seconds.

A dense layer of sweat suddenly oozed out from his originally smooth forehead.

People are no longer alive at this moment.

Under Lu Ze's guidance, he stood up from his seat tremblingly.

The hands hanging by his sides were trembling uncontrollably.

The bloodless lips collided tremblingly.

It's like struggling to say the last words in life.

This state has never been seen before in the past few episodes of the program.

Even Gong Jun and Ren Lun, who were so frightened that they peed their pants, had never lost their temper like him.

Was there such a big reaction?

The artists murmured in disbelief and glanced at a certain part of him.

Hey, that's not right.

Why are you still doing it?

Everyone murmured in their hearts.

Judging from his facial expressions and body reactions at this time, shouldn't he be so scared that he peed his pants?

But Zhang Xing can still stick to the last bottom line!

so.....

Is this considered a good psychological quality of his or a poor one?

Many doubts arose in the hearts of the artists.

And Lu Ze on the stage, after helping them lock in Zhang Xing, who came out on top, finally smiled and spoke.

"Next, let's invite our champion to the stage!"

The light followed Zhang Xing's footsteps, pulling out a series of empty and slanting shadows on the ground.

This person was like a top stream picked up from the water, walking towards the stage.

The audience outside the screen was in awe!

To be honest, they did not expect that this person would be Zhang Xing.

You know, what he usually portrays in the entertainment industry...

But the image of a pure white lotus, an ascetic beautiful boy!

In the hearts of many fans, he is the insulator of sex and the representative of Platonic love!

So, when I heard that he was the final winner of the A-level sensitive word detection, he was the top group among the people who had sex in the entertainment industry!

Fans were completely shattered!

How is this possible?

He is obviously very pure, right?

How is it possible to do these dirty things?

has a problem!

There is something wrong with this system specification!

Isn't it meant to target my brother?

Questions and discussions appeared on the barrage.

But a few minutes later, when Zhang Xing stood still next to Lu Ze.

When the two began to explain the several prestige chat records one by one.

All the doubts were suddenly cleared up!

The collapsed characters can no longer be pieced together completely!

The stage was empty and cold.

Zhang Xing stood next to Lu Ze, his eyes turning black one after another.

If he hadn't held on to his last breath in his heart, he felt like he might fall to the ground at any time!

He saw the chat records juxtaposed on the screen.

At first glance, the whole person felt as if he had been struck by lightning!

The body is shaking even more violently!

This is indeed his chat history.

But the problem is...

They happened half a year or a year ago respectively!

Not only did he clean up these chat records, but he also flashed his phone two months ago.

no!

I've already gone this far, how could he still find out?

What kind of monster is this?

Confusion about life and despair about the future.

Zhang Xing became a fish waiting to be slaughtered on the chopping board, and could be put into the frying pan at any time.

"Okay, as the winner of A-level sensitive word detection, we don't need to say more about the acceptance speech."

"Next, analyze it directly!"

"Here, the first one!"

Lu Ze raised his hand and pointed at the screen.

The first chat record is presented in one piece.

"Is this green message sent by you?"

"[Last time we organized the game, can you lend me the two subs you brought? After that, I will introduce the maso in my hand to you! The quality is quite good, both K6 and K9 are fine!]"

"Come on, let me explain to everyone, what does this passage mean?"

Almost 80% of the audience in front of the screen were confused.

TMD!

Is chatting so advanced now?

In just one sentence, 4 words that I didn't recognize appeared.

what's the situation?

Am I out of touch with the times or am I playing too damn shallow a game?

The audience was wondering and Zhang Xing was trembling.

After staring at the screen in front of him for a long time, he turned his head and looked at Lu Ze.

"Is there... are there any sensitive words in this?"

Hearing what Zhang Xing said, Lu Ze couldn't help laughing.

He raised his hand and patted the other party's shoulder, his tone full of ridicule.

"Are you just pretending to be like this with me? Are there any sensitive words? You mean there are no sensitive words, right?"

"Then tell me what exactly do you mean by this sentence?"

"I...I'm borrowing a pet from him!"

"Hey! You're quite smart! Come on, tell me what kind of pet it is!"

"Sub is the name of a foreign small dog, and maso is the two puppies I raised. I named them ma and so!"

"Oh, that's right! What about K6 and K9?"

"K6 and K9 are coffee shops we usually go to, and they are places where we meet."

"What this sentence means is that we can choose any of the two coffee shops and bring our pets there!"

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

After hearing Zhang Xing's explanation, Lu Ze couldn't help but smack her mouth a few times.

With a meaningful expression, he patted Zhang Xing's shoulder harder.

"To be honest, with your reaction speed and ability to tell stories, it's really a shame to be an actor!"

"You should become a screenwriter! I'm sure you can skyrocket in the industry. I don't know how high your status is compared to now!"

"Here, the second picture!"

Lu Ze snapped his fingers, and the second picture appeared on the screen at the same time.

He pointed to the sentence above and read it softly.

"[Brother, let’s be serious! Those two masturbations of yours are so fucking powerful!]""[Gouba X’s words are so exciting! Where did you find them?]

"[This way, next time you come over and take them with you, the four of us will be together!]"

The voice fell slowly.

After reading that relatively lengthy text, Lu Ze looked at Zhang Xing again.

"Come on, Yan!"

"Two questions for you!"

"First, sub and maso are pets, right? Then tell me, what does X mean when he talks about being extremely energetic?"

"Your dog can talk, it's really weird!"

"Second question. Next time you come over, the four of us will be together!"

"There are just two of you, right? The rest are just two dogs! What does it mean to have four people together, and the other two...are they coming out of the ground?"

What can be called a fatal question was thrown out by Lu Ze.

Countless eyes were also cast towards the two people on the stage.

The artists in the seating area started whispering among themselves.

They are not stupid.

Also knows a lot more about something than the average viewer.

While I was sweating for Zhang Xing, I was also surprised in my heart.

Next...how will he get through this lie?

Time is slowly passing away.

After pondering for more than 10 seconds, Zhang Xing, whose voice was trembling, spoke again.

"This...there are still no sensitive words!"

What the fuck??

After hearing this sentence, the artists were shocked!

Why is this guy so brave?

Everyone knows that the information reflected in the second picture is completely unable to cover up your lies.

How dare you speak so harshly?

Cow ratio!

Now it’s interesting!

I'd love to see it too.

What will you do next?

Lu Ze stood quietly, smiling and waiting for the performance.

And this well-known top figure in the circle seemed to have finally sorted out his thinking.

He actually became less nervous than before!

He stared at Lu Ze blankly for a few seconds, and then smiled.

"Have you ever had a pet?"

"I have raised it!" Lu Ze nodded.

"But I've never had the kind of pet you raise!"

Many people were a little confused when they heard this sentence.

But everyone who understands understands!

Everyone knows what the two "pets" in Lu Ze's mouth mean respectively!

Zhang Xing smiled awkwardly, as if he didn't hear Lu Ze's hint, and continued talking to himself.

"If you have ever raised a pet, you should understand what I mean, right?"

"Those of us who have pets, especially those who have deep feelings for their pets... generally treat them as their own children."

“That’s like anthropomorphizing pets!”

What the fuck???

This angle!

This angle is so awesome!

The artists were shocked, as they usually had no contact with Zhang Xing.

In my impression, he seemed to talk very little.

But today I discovered that this guy is actually a talent!

Amazing words, Siya!

Lu Ze is right, Zhang Xing’s career is so damn wasteful!

"So, we usually call pets' barks "talking", and we don't treat pets as livestock, but as living people!"

"So what he meant by what he said just now is..."

"My two puppies can understand what he says and respond very endearingly! This is what he means when he says something interesting!"

"As for the second question...it's even simpler!"

"He just invited me to play with his dog!"

"So there are indeed no sensitive words in it. I don't know why it was detected? Could it be... that it's a system problem?"

Gradually, Zhang Xing actually became a little bit more interested in being a guest.

I'm really brave now, I dare to ask Lu Ze a question!

Leave it to the past!

If he dares to do this, Lu Ze will definitely deal with him.

But today, Lu Ze is also very abnormal.

After hearing Zhang Xing's answer, he did not express any objection.

He just nodded slightly, and then asked the backstage to release the third

Picture.

Also at this moment. When everyone turns their attention to the screen.

A burst of laughter suddenly sounded!

The entire venue was instantly filled.

Amidst the endless laughter, Zhang Xing suddenly widened his eyes.

Holy shit!!

Why is this picture?

I had so much fun making up stories just now.

I actually forgot that we had discussed this issue before.

It's over, it's completely over now!

The feeling of thunder falling from the sky.

His body shook, and he returned to his previous state.

々Look at this sentence!”

Lu Ze spoke in a deep voice and slowly read out a sentence in the picture.

"I remember you said before that one of the two masi is from the Kyushu Theater Academy and the other is from the Film and Television Academy, right?"

"As expected, I still need to find someone who has read books! He can understand the words, and Tian understands things! Next time I have resources, I will give them to my buddy.

The moment the voice fell, everyone clearly saw Zhang Xing take a step back.

It felt like I could run away at any time.

Lu Ze glanced at him out of the corner of his eye.

A scoff.

Taking advantage of the gap between pats on the shoulders, he pulled him back again.

"Come on Zhang Xing! I won't show the pictures below one by one."

"If you can explain this picture clearly to me, I will let you pass today!"

Lu Ze said while looking towards the audience.

"By the way, I have a question for everyone. Maybe I am behind the times..."

"Can dogs now go to college? And one for Jiuzhou Film and Television and one for Jiuzhou Drama?"

This sentence once again caused countless laughter.

The originally confused audience also laughed like crazy!

By this time, everyone knew that there was really no way to continue this lie.

No matter what Zhang Xing says, it's impossible for anyone to believe it at all?

Loud laughter echoed in the air.

After a while, Lu Ze raised his hand and temporarily suppressed the farce.

"Lu...Director Lu"

"Yo ho!"

Hearing what Zhang Xing said, Lu Ze quickly interrupted him.

"I didn't realize that you are quite fickle. When I was debating with you before, I always talked about you! Now that the matter has been exposed, have you started calling the director?"

"Don't have random relationships. Tell me first, do you admit this or not?"

The final question is thrown out.

Zhang Xing stood on the stage and was deeply stung by the successive dizziness.

He had already seen the desperate methods of the man in front of him.

Really unable to resist!

What else can be done?

He let out a sigh of relief.

Then in front of hundreds of millions of viewers and 30,000 colleagues in front of the camera, he nodded feebly.

"I admit it, I admit it!"

"That's good, congratulations on getting the direct qualification and entering the prop competition directly!"

"Okay, let's get down!"

The lonely figure moved back to his seat under the light.

Wherever he went, many people gave him sympathetic looks.

At this time, Zhang Xing's character should have truly collapsed.

But...it's not thorough enough!

The most thorough thing was what Lu Ze said next.

Only then did this A-level sensitive word detection incident truly come to a successful end.

On the stage, Lu Ze moved to the center position again.

Originally, he wanted to put the microphone to his lips and say something.

But unintentionally, his eyes suddenly turned to the left side of the stage.

The next second, as if he had discovered some unexpected surprise, the corner of his mouth curved.

"Oh, you!"

He pointed at Reba with a teasing expression.

"Why are you covering your ears? Take your hands off!"

In the haziness, Reba vaguely heard his voice.

After struggling for a few seconds, Reba blushed and took his hands off his ears.

"We were just discussing the issue of pets. As for covering our ears?"

"I….……"

Reba bit her lip, not knowing how to answer the question for a moment.

Lu Ze winked at him.

"Or...you actually understood what we were talking about from the beginning, so you covered your ears?"

"I didn't realize it, but you quite understand it?"

Reba's face was extremely hot.

I wonder why this person is such a gangster!

I don’t feel like doing it but I don’t feel like it, understand?

something…………

I also come into contact with it in my life.

This was what she thought in her heart, but she naturally didn't dare to say it out loud.

He just looked down at his toes, feeling aggrieved.

"Okay, it's up to you!"

Lu Ze waved his hand towards him and continued to look forward.

The microphone was raised again.

The topic is back on track.

He glanced at the entire audience and then spoke calmly.

"Next, I'll give you a guest

"What explosive information these three chat records contain!"

"But before we start, I want to ask everyone a question!"

"There are a total of 5 kinds of crazy and fun behaviors in the three known chat records!"

"Excuse me......"

"Which 5 types are they?".