The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

The most outrageous episode is here!

[Bang the drum to pass the fancy way of checking shopping records!]

It sounds very exciting!

It’s just a pain for the artists at the scene.

You have to worry about whether you will be cold or not, and whether you will be caught.

We also have to cooperate with Lu Ze to play these weird and tense games.

DJ…

Who cares?

It’s them who are tired, it’s none of my business!!

The audience was overjoyed and the artists were sad.

Lu Ze, who started the storm, stood on the stage happily.

In an understatement, he talked about the rules of this game.

"Have you ever played [Drumming and Passing Flowers], right?"

"But the one we are going to play today is an advanced version!"

"So everyone must listen clearly, lest you fail to understand the rules and blame others!"

"Everyone except Ma Su, who was just dragged out, must participate in this game!"

As Lu Ze said this, he took out a small black box from his pocket!

"This is the spotlight controller for the entire venue!"

artist:???

I didn't see his end, why did he suddenly find this thing?

Oh, I got it!

In other words, he has thought about how to deal with us at this stage from the beginning, right?

Tsk tsk tsk!

Sure enough, this person's tricks are truly bottomless!

Moreover, he is also very doggy!

It was obviously something I had designed in advance, but I still wanted to put the blame on Renreba.

it..........

Don’t have deep friendship!

However, they only dare to think like this in their hearts.

Right now, don’t you still have to be obedient and accept Lu Ze’s orders?

"There are three colors of lights on the field, namely yellow, green and white!"

"Then in the next game, these three colors will correspond to three different modes!"

"The first type, yellow light!"

Lu Ze said softly, and the yellow light beam above his head began to sweep.

"Those selected by the yellow beam, check directly!"

"Second type, green light!"

"The person selected by the green beam has two options. First... name within five seconds the person you think is most likely to buy defective items, and we will check him. If a problem is found, you pass! Can't find out. , I’ll check you!”

"Hiss~"

As soon as these words came out, everyone took a breath of cold air.

This method... is too destructive, right?

This is obviously intended to create a dog-eat-dog situation!

Let them fight each other, betray each other, and report each other!

Then get a temporary existence!

When many people heard Lu Ze's explanation of the rules, they despised him in their hearts!

This person, he really doesn’t take the right path at all!

Why do you always like to play some intrigues?

We are all adults, and we still need to be ethical and humane!

snort!

You want me to betray my accomplices?

I’m not necessarily betraying it yet!

With this thought in mind, Lu Ye also announced the third rule.

"The third beam, white light!"

"White light is the light with the widest range among the spotlights in this field!"

"It will directly cover an area of ​​about 10 people!"

"So, when the white light appears and determines the area covered!"

"People in your area must discuss something together within 5 minutes!"

Along with Lu Ze's voice, many people's eyes suddenly widened.

This damn... what a new way to play!!

I feel so nervous and exciting!

10 people, 5 minutes...

So, what is he going to do?

What do you want us to discuss and decide?

There was a commotion inside and outside the stadium.

With their eyes fixed on Lu Ze, they once again sighed silently.

He really knows how to use all kinds of weird techniques to torture people!

From yellow light to white light, there are three rules, strict and progressive!

He simply wants to eat everyone up!

On the stage, Lu Ze waited for a few seconds.

When the commotion on the field gradually subsided, he spoke again.

"In these 5 minutes, you can debate with each other, recommend together, or vote!"

"Select one person for shopping inspection! If you cannot choose, everyone... will undergo inspection!"

"Okay! This is the rule for us to beat the drum and pass the flowers!"

'How's it going? Did you explain it clearly enough? With everyone's intelligence, I think you will be able to understand it!"

"Now, I'll give you one minute to prepare. After the countdown ends..."

"Games start!"

A long silence began to spread throughout the stadium.

The artists looked at each other, feeling somewhat uneasy.

To be honest, in the previous link.

Although Lu Ze has been torturing and suppressing them.

But they can still form a shallow layer of psychological support between them.

After all, I want everyone to prosper and suffer.

Live together and die together!

But now, this last layer of shaky relationship network has been completely shattered by Lu Ze's drumming and passing flowers game!

Next, the relationship between them...will become extremely awkward!

To a large extent, they will become enemies fighting each other.

After all, in the face of interests and self-preservation.

To betray others seems to be a very cost-effective thing.

After all, Jiuzhou domestic entertainment has a weak human nature.

What can you do to me if I betray you?

So awesome!

This guy has taken psychological warfare to the extreme.

Taking advantage of human weakness to the extreme!

Long and short breathing sounds intertwined.

One minute is long but also short.

finally!

When a crisp prompt sounded, Lu raised his hand and pressed it in the air.

The low voice reaches everyone's ears through the microphone.

It also declares...

This nightmare that terrified them—

It’s officially here!

The small black box was lifted into the air by him.

Under the close-up shot, he pressed the button on the far left without hesitation.

"Whoosh!"

A beam of yellow light suddenly fell!

Start shooting rapidly in the field.

Yellow light?

The one that checks immediately after taking a photo?

so far so good!

The probability is one in 30,000.

At least there is a chance to survive.

Everyone's eyes followed the yellow light and jumped around the venue.

Then...they saw a particularly magical scene!

The yellow light paused briefly on a seat in the middle of the seating area.

Covering a person.

Lu Ze's voice also came out at the same time.

"You! Yes, it's you! Stand up!"

The man stood up in a daze and was about to be examined.

But the next second, a scalp-numbing situation occurred!

The person has been chosen!

But the light beam did not disappear.

They saw the dim yellow light beam in the east.

As if the fingers were dancing on the keys, they continued to move irregularly!

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"

In just twenty seconds, it locked onto a dozen people again!

And Lu Ze also reminded them to get up.

Damn it!

Damn it!!

The artists were completely confused by this scene.

It turns out you can’t just target one person at a time!

It turns out that there is a routine within the routine!

foul!

This is a foul!

I want to report him for a foul!!

report?

The entertainment industry is all under the control of Lu Ze. Report it! Report it!

that's all!

A total of 15 people stood up from their seats with confused faces.

Lu Ze, on the other hand, completely ignored the narrow looks cast towards him by everyone at the scene.

After glancing at the "lucky ones" with a smile.

Speak easily.

“15 is not a lot of work.

"Then...start an investigation!"

A tense atmosphere quickly filled the scene.

The 15 artists standing scatteredly held their breath firmly.

My mind was so confused that it felt like it had been scratched by chicken claws.

I have indeed bought many, many things.

Some...are really a bit out of line.

Could it be... that he was going to be found out today?

Just as I was thinking this, the roulette-shaped query on the screen began to scroll.

The dazzling rhythm flashed everyone's eyes, flashing in the night sky one after another.

finally!

After 10 seconds, the roulette wheel stopped!

Lu Ze also smiled and turned behind him.

The picture slowly changes.

On the large clear screen, two paragraphs of text and a black button appeared.

Some special designs made the audience look forward to it instantly.

And Lu Ze stopped trying to whet their appetites and began to reveal the final answer with a smile.

"It's interesting. I didn't expect that I would find so much information just by randomly testing it!"

"The information given to me by the background is that the 15 people who just participated in the inspection have a total of 40 purchase records of special items in the past two years!"

"Among them, 30 are from domestic official mainstream websites, 6 are from merchants with bad prestige, and 3 are from relevant foreign websites."

“There’s one more…………… from the dark web!”

What the hell??

Darknet???

To be honest, everyone was not too surprised when they heard the previous channels.

After all, it's quite routine. Even if I buy something, I seem to have only these few channels to choose from.

But when Lu Ze told the last purchase record.

They are stupid.

Darknet………………

Almost everyone present has heard of this word.

But I’ve heard it before, but I’ve never bought anything there.

Rumor has it that it is a hellish website where you can buy anything and view anything!

so………………

What did a certain artist among these 15 people buy on the dark web?

Strong curiosity suddenly surged into my heart.

I originally thought that Huang Guang's [Drumming and Passing Flowers] would be the least interesting in this game.

But the fact is that it was a big surprise at the beginning of the day!

The air is a bit suffocating.

After a moment of silence, Lu Ze continued.

"The first 30 orders are not interesting."

“Basically just buying some daily necessities!”

As Lu Ze spoke, he raised his hand and waved it in the air.

The next second, a long purchase record with pictures and text appeared on the screen.

D.......

How can I put it, if you have ever seen a movie that can be played by two people, you will be familiar with many of them.

Black sticks that can make sounds, eggs that can jump, and rubber simulations that can be installed on bathroom doors and mirrors.

Different styles and colors.

As the picture gradually scrolls, the audience and the artist

People naturally turned their attention to the female artists who stood up.

Wherever you look, you can see that they all have their heads lowered, as if they are avoiding something.

Among them, there is the top star who is innocent and pure, there is Xiaohua with the character of Yu Jie, and there is also a new generation actress who is called the spokesperson of first love.

"Don't look at people like that!"

Perhaps sensing the meaningful looks from many people, Lu Ze spoke.

"Is there a problem with buying these things? Is it illegal? No?"

"People just use it for themselves, and it's not like some people take it out and share it everywhere. In my opinion, this is just a sign of purity and self-love!"

Lu Ze waved his hand towards the stands as he spoke.

"Liu Lu, Zhao Ying, Li Qing...you eight can sit down now. Congratulations on passing the test!"

As Lu Ze's voice sounded, relief appeared on several people's faces.

3........

The contemporary artist Xiao Lu stands in the upper right corner of the seating area.

She looked at Lu Ze on the stage with a blank look on her face, thinking that the one I bought was also in the picture, why didn't he let me sit down?

...........

Was it omitted?

This won't work!

It’s so tortured to stand here and be watched by everyone!

You have to find a way to remind him.

Just as she was thinking this, the camera taking a close-up shot just happened to slide in front of her.

She immediately started waving wildly at the camera.

"Wait! Shoot me! Shoot me quickly! I have something to say!!"

This scene was naturally recorded.

Anxious and noisy sounds reached Lu Ze's ears at the same time.

He looked down the stage with a smile and motioned to the on-site staff to hand Xiao Lu a microphone.

"What's wrong? Is there any problem?" 490

"I... My shopping record is also in the picture. Compared with theirs, he is no different. So... why did you ask me to sit down too?

Woolen cloth.

"Director Lu...did you forget?"

Xiao Lu said cautiously, and the audience was also puzzled.

"Are you sure you want to know why?"

Lu Ze said something abruptly, Xiao Lu was startled, but he still nodded vigorously.

"Originally I wanted to resolve it privately, but since you insist on speaking out, let's do it!"

In my heart..…………

Suddenly there was a very ominous feeling.

"Xiao Lu, right? The little girl in charge of Huamei Pictures, the iceberg beauty, has never been in love?"

"Are you sure you bought the same thing as everyone else?"

What's the meaning??

The artists were stunned.

At first glance, it seems that there is not much difference between the items on the screen.

Why did Lu Ze suddenly say this?

"Do you think I can get away with it because I'm a three-year-old?"

"Here, bring up her purchase records!"

After the words fell, a large picture slowly appeared on the screen.

Although it looked somewhat embarrassing and blushing, everyone still stared at the picture carefully for a long time.

Even if you zoom in, you can't see anything wrong!

They murmured doubts in their hearts.

But then, Lu Ze helped them clear up their doubts.

"You can't see it, right? Do you know why?"

"Because there was a problem with your direction from the beginning!"

The voice with a smile reached everyone's ears.

"There is indeed nothing wrong with this fairy stick! The real problem is...

"She, Xiao Lu! Bought 16 sticks at once..."

????

Everyone's CPUs were burned out.

turn out to be!

It turns out that the problem is here!

No wonder Ze wouldn't let her sit down.

No, what's the reason?

This thing is not a one-time consumable, so why buy so many at once?

"Of course it's impossible for one person to use it! Then does anyone know why she bought so many?"

Lu Ze smiled and winked at the backstage.

"Because.........she is the other person in charge of Ma Su's exchange group!"

"If you purchase so much at one time, of course it will be used when everyone exchanges and shares it!"

"So Xiao Lu, don't stand now, and don't even think about sitting down!"

"Go directly to the stage to warm up for the prop competition later!"

After the words fell, Lu Ze looked away from her.

His expression was full of disdain.

"You had to hit the muzzle of the gun yourself, don't blame me!"

"Okay, let's not let such unimportant things affect our rhythm!"

"What's really important in this inspection, and I guess it's what everyone is most concerned about, is -"

"Who on earth is buying things on the dark web!"

"Not in a hurry!"

"Next, I will give you a..."

"Reveal it yourself!".