The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

Everyone is confused!

Especially the bosses of entertainment companies sitting on the pony.

First they looked at each other in disbelief, and then looked straight at the thick book in Lu Ze's hand!

What the hell??

He asked himself to find what he had done in the criminal law??

I am considered a person who has seen the world. When have I ever heard of such an outrageous request?

What the hell is the difference between this and throwing yourself into a trap?

They had no idea that the first part of the program would be so exciting!

so.....….

Lu Ze's design is drawn directly after sketching, right?

Then why did Mao have to put it aside for internal entertainment review and recording in the park? Isn't it convenient to go directly to the police station?

Endless silence enveloped several people.

The staff beside Lu Ze began to distribute the thick criminal law.

The audience outside the screen were absolutely delighted!

To be honest, before Lu Ze was announced.

There was no way anyone could have guessed what was going on.

Let the boss of the entertainment company look for evidence of his crime in the criminal law.

What the hell…………………….

What a genius idea!!

Sure enough, we really have to look to Lu Ze to rectify the entertainment industry.

No matter it is the method, means, or the excitement level of the routine.

Absolutely one of a kind!

As for the effect, you can tell by looking at the expressions of Wang Zhonglei and the others.

All of them had earth-colored faces and trembling lips.

Fortunately, I tried my best to maintain my last bit of image and dignity in front of the camera.

If it's in private.

I guess I was so scared that I peed my pants!

Time passes little by little.

The heavy criminal law is held nervously in their hands.

Lu Ze's voice also appeared again.

"I feel like you guys are nervous? You shouldn't be. You are all self-made bosses. Why haven't you seen all the ups and downs?"

"And if I remember correctly, you have all promoted your positive image of being law-abiding and charitable on different occasions, right?"

"Then it stands to reason that this link shouldn't be any difficult for you!"

A voice full of ridicule resounded in the air.

Lu Ze said it was easy, but all the bosses were in MMP.

What’s the point of making fun of us at a time like this?

So what is this called, killing the chicken to get the egg, killing people to get rid of the heart, right?

Everyone is a thousand-year-old fox, only you Lu Ze has many cutscenes, you are a vixen, right!!

The bosses complained helplessly in their hearts, still feeling uneasy as never before.

I hold the criminal law in my hand, and for a while I don't know whether to turn it over or not.

During the hesitation, Lu Sheng said, "Guoan."

"Okay, no more nonsense!"

"I know that all of you are the ones in power in your own companies, and in domestic entertainment, you are also the capital boss whom countless artists kneel down to!"

"Usually others listen to you, but there is no reason for you to listen to others!"

"But unfortunately, from now on, you have to be obedient!"

"Listen to my words, listen to my arrangements, and listen to my command!"

"It's a dragon, you have to wrap it up for me. It's a tiger, you have to lie down for me."

"Of course, you can also choose not to listen."

"But the result..."

"Crack!" sound!

Just as Lu Ze was speaking halfway, a high-pitched and sharp sound suddenly broke out in the scene.

???

what's the situation??

The audience clearly saw that the bodies of Wang Zhonglei and others were shaking.

He was probably frightened by the sound just now.

"Who asked you to bring this thing to the program recording? Ah? I have a question for you!"

The camera shakes rapidly.

Lu Ze's voice was extremely angry.

In the field of vision, a picture appeared.

With just one glance, people gasped.

I saw Lu Ze standing in front of Jiuzhou Yinghuo Entertainment boss Mo Xu with a sneer, and his aura was unusually cold.

The other party was lowering his head and looking at his toes nervously.

The person was also swaying nervously in place.

The camera zoomed in for a close shot.

The audience saw that a mobile phone was thrown at the feet of the two people and the mobile phone case had fallen elsewhere.

"When you entered the venue, the staff should have told you that all electronic products on your body must be handed in?"

"How dare you play with your phone in front of me and exchange messages with people outside?"

"Haha, just pretend I don't exist, right?"

Lu Ze spoke word by word.

The audience finally understood why he was so angry.

It turns out that someone was cheating on him right under his nose!

"#.#......"

Mo Xu's voice was trembling, and he was about to explain in words.

But Lu Ze didn't give him any chance to explain at all.

"20 points deducted!"

ah???

The moment he heard this sentence, Mo Xu was stunned.

20 points deducted?

What does it mean?

What points will be deducted?

The audience was also puzzled.

Points will be deducted. I never heard that points will be deducted?

"Bringing electronic products without permission violates the rules of the program! And disrupting the line of sight when I am talking!"

"Another 10 points deducted!"

"Damn it! Did you really think this was in your company?"

"How dare you not listen to my greetings at my show!"

As he spoke, he walked towards the wooden table.

The cold eyes swept over everyone, causing the bosses to lower their heads.

Mo Xu stood there shivering.

Ordinarily, if someone dared to speak to him like this.

He guessed that he had been shouting loudly for a long time.

But today, he didn't dare...

Even though Lu Ze just yelled at him like a grandson.

Even though Lu Ze is at least 20 years younger than him.

But he still didn't dare to even let out a breath, and he didn't even dare to fart!

People are knives and servants, and I am fish and meat.

Now he is a dog in Lu Ze's cage.

There is no way to break free.

The only thing we can do is to survive with our tail between our legs.

"By the way, where did I just say that?"

"Oh, it's separated!"

"At my show, you have to listen to me, right?"

"No! Here comes a living example!"

He nodded at Mo Xu, his voice full of disdain.

"If you don't listen to my greetings, points will be deducted! Until you have no points to deduct!"

"Now that I've said that, let me explain to you one of the rules of this show!"

"From now until the end of the fourth episode, each of you will have 100 points!"

"I will deduct points based on your performance in the recording."

"You don't have to worry about how people who have had their points deducted will be dealt with!"

"Just remember one sentence! The consequences... must be much more serious than you imagined. Do you understand now?"

As soon as these words came out, Xu got goosebumps all over his body.

The benchmark score is 100 points.

I…………I was deducted 30 points?

In other words, I only have 70 points next.

And the reason why he deducted points was just because I used my mobile phone to send two text messages to help deal with taxes?

DJ…………

unfair!

This is not fair at all!!!

Mo Xu roared silently in his heart.

But I still dare not protest!

joke!

People Lu Ze just said it!

Now this is his place, his domain!

If you dare to BB again, this murderer may really deduct all 70 points from him in one go.

At that time, even if I cried, there would be no tears!

Everyone at the scene was as silent as a cicada.

This hand knocks the mountain and shakes the tiger, which indeed has a good effect!

"Okay, let's continue..."

Lu Ze's voice returned to calmness, and after scanning the bosses with a smile, he spoke again.

"Now tell me what you are going to do next!"

"This criminal code contains almost all possible crimes and crimes in Jiuzhou!"

"As for you, just refer to the catalog and mark the dirty things you have done!"

"After completing the marking, I will temporarily seal your criminal law book."

"Wait until the show is over, and then based on the facts of the crime that have been discovered and admitted by you.

"Compare it to what you've outlined in the criminal code."

"If anyone can guarantee that they all match, congratulations, your punishment will be much lighter than others."

"But if it's too bad, I can tell you this..."

"From the moment the punishment results come out, you should stop thinking about seeing the sun tomorrow!"

"Do you understand?"

Lu Ze's voice made several bosses look at each other.

His face looked embarrassed and bitter.

"Hey, what's the matter? Looking at you, it seems like the crimes in the criminal law have nothing to do with you?"

"We are all adults, stop acting like this!"

"What have you done? You should know best!"

"So.........Don't pretend in front of me! Stop being clever!"

"This may be your only chance in the fourth episode!"

"If you don't cherish it, then don't blame me for being harsh later!"

"Okay! 10 minutes timer, start!"

Lu Ze's voice was like a thunder, hitting them head-on.

Wang Zhonglei closed his eyes in despair, sighed secretly, and opened the catalog of criminal laws.

At this point, it is no longer half a foot into the abyss, but the whole person has entered hell.

This is destined to be a journey of near death!

The only thing I can pray for is that maybe I hope the final ending will be a little better.

A little is enough!

Others followed Wang Zhonglei and turned the pages of the books in their hands.

A game of self begins here.

Lu Ze, on the other hand, walked slowly towards the bathroom.

Relaxed and laid-back attitude.

He doesn't look like an executioner deciding the fate of the group of people in front of him!

Time passes by.

Five minutes later, Lu Ze came back from the toilet and began to inspect the two rows of people with his hands behind his back.

However, just as he walked up to the boss of a certain domestic entertainment company,

Suddenly he stopped,

After lowering his head and leaning over to look at the other person for a while, he couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Luo Zhen, are you funny?"

…Please give me flowers…

As soon as these words came out, the man who was called Luo Zhen dodges his eyes obviously.

An extremely embarrassed smile emerged from the corner of his mouth.

"What...what's wrong, Director Lu?"

"What's wrong? Haha! Come on, let me tell everyone what stupid thing you are doing!"

"audience friends

Please note!"

"Next, let me tell you a joke!"

"Do you know what the famous Mr. Luo of Lanjie Entertainment is doing?"

"Good guy, I gave him a book of criminal law, and he sketched three places in seven minutes!"

"The first one is defamation, the second one is dangerous driving, and the third one is an invasion of other people's privacy!"

"Oh my God! Do you think I'm asking you to play house? Why don't you write down your bedwetting experience as a child and use it as a reference?"

Lu Ze said teasingly.

The audience outside the screen was also crazy with joy!

[Hahaha! You really deceived Lu Ze like a child, right? Can you play with him? Why are you not caring at all! 】

[This person is too confused and ignorant of current affairs! He has done so many bad things, so he should do so right away. As Lu Ze said, as long as you perform well, it’s not impossible.

What a chance of relief!]

[Tsk, tsk, tsk, if you look at it this way, wouldn’t I have become a very sinful person?

[To be honest! I seem to have committed the crimes he committed! I said bad things about others, rode a motorcycle, and peeked at girls taking a shower. I feel like I will be raped tomorrow.

Shoot!]

Amidst the countless barrages flying by, the audience burst into laughter.

The scene was so quiet that it was suffocating.

"Lu, Director Lu... I, I haven't finished seducing you yet!"

"Oh? I haven't finished hooking up..."

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Lu Ze glanced at him with a sneer.

"If I hadn't come to you and seen these things, would you have really known how to be honest? You really think I'm stupid, don't you?"

"I've given you the opportunity, don't hold it back!"

Lu Ze raised his hand and took out the punishment from Luo Zhen's hand, and walked forward.

"Twenty points deducted! From now on, Luo Zhen loses the last chance to alleviate his guilt!"

One sentence, like lightning, completely split Luo Zhen into pieces!

At this moment, the sky finally darkened.

Dots of lights are spread out in front of and behind you.

Everyone dared not take a breath, but their moods had already fallen into endless hell.

This trip, the recording hasn’t actually started yet.

Lu Ze had already given them eye drops twice.

He took control of the entire scene in his own hands.

fear!

It's so scary!

I just watched it in front of the screen before, so I didn’t feel it deeply.

But today, when they really faced this demon.

means, behavior, momentum…………

It’s simply not something that ordinary young people can have!

One person suppressed more than 10 people until they could not breathe.

With this kind of ability and deterrence, the future is destined to be a nightmare!

10 minutes and it's finally over.

The long torture caused dense beads of sweat to form on everyone's foreheads.

Wang Zhonglei closed the criminal code in despair and respectfully handed it to Lu Ze who came to collect it.

The moment the two people's eyes met, Lu Ze glanced at him with interest, and then spoke calmly.

"Mr. Wang, have you written everything down? Don't miss anything!"

"I know, you should be the one with the most labels among them!"

"And I will also take special care of you in the next show!"

"What if some jokes happen then, the scene will not look good!"

In these words. Full of sarcasm and threats, full of contempt and hints.

Wang Zhonglei felt his scalp numb when he heard this, but he still tried his best to keep his smile and nodded towards Lu Ze with a smile.

"Everything... has been filled out. Don't worry, Director Lu, there will be no problem!"

"That's good!"

Lu Ze took over the criminal law and patted Wang Zhonglei on the shoulder.

"For the second part, let's go to your house!"

ah??

Wang Zhonglei was stunned and looked up at Lu Ze in disbelief.

It was obvious that he did not understand what the other party meant.

Lu Ze cleared his throat, looked around the audience, and solved his confusion with a smile.

By the way, the theme of the next session was announced.

The bosses present were instantly... heartbroken!

"The second link, [Horrifying home visit!]"

"We will conduct home visits to each company person in charge based on the information we have learned in the early stage!"

"Of course this is just a [home visit] in name only!"

"This home may be your home, it may be your company, it may be your secret base, or it may be the place where you do bad things!"

"It doesn't matter!"

"Anyway, I know all about your families, both overt and covert, hahaha!"

"Then let's go to Mr. Wang's "home" first!"

"By the way, let me remind you, this is not his villa in the suburbs of Beijing!"

Lu Ze smiled and shrugged, his tone indifferent.

"Please everyone...wait and see!"

"The surprises that follow will definitely be better than you can imagine!"

"It's going to explode again!"

"Still exciting the door!".