The Romantic Cultivator

Ji Yuan was laughing, "Most impressive cultivation hero? Haha. This is too easy for me. I've read all the cultivation stories in the Desolate Celestial Fraternity and I'm familiar with all the plots!"

"But first we do need a title first, am I right? How about 'The Great Cultivation Hero'?"

"No, that is too amateur. How about 'The Greatest Cultivation Hero Ever' instead? Haha, it sounds better."

Xiang Li was listening with great anticipation as she nodded, "Yes my Big Brother is the Greatest Cultivation Hero Ever."

"That is for sure, Xiang Li. Haha. There is no doubt about it." Ji Yuan proclaimed proudly.

"Absolutely!" Xiang Li giggled.

Fairy Anyang whispered secretly to Xiang Li, "Is our master sure that he is able to write something so impressive that he is the greatest cultivation hero ever? The story also has to be the most impressive ever as well."

Xiang Li put her hands on her bosoms as she whispered secretly to her, "In my heart Big Brother is the greatest cultivation hero ever. That is enough already."

She began to giggle, "Maybe I will write a story also for this trial."

Fairy Anyang rolled her eyes, "Keep it to yourself and don't share with me. Or else I afraid that I may puke."

Xiang Li giggled, "One day, you will be impressed by our master."

"Never!" Fairy Anyang hummed coldly. "Did you see the way he is looking lecherously at me when we've only met for the very first time? And he had even lost control."

"That is because you are too beautiful!" Xiang Li giggled with great delight.

Fairy Anyang: …

Ji Yuan was muttering to himself while he started to put his thoughts into writing. "Xiang Li, this will be the greatest cultivation hero that your Big Brother is going to create. Be prepared to be blown away completely! Haha."

Xiang Li warned him, "Be careful of plagiarism."

Ji Yuan frowned, "I am not copying word for word. You need to be better educated. You need to improve upon your lack of knowledge."

He quickly ignored Xiang Li and started writing his epic story; he had always wanted to write an epic cultivation story.





Xiang Li was stunned. "Big Brother, you've game over in only two paragraphs?"

Ji Yuan laughed, "Of course not!"



Ji Yuan explained with a grin, "Everyone loves transmigration stories! I am now brought back to life!"

Xiang Li blinked her eyes…





Xiang Li: …

"Big Brother, why are you only a 13 year kid? Aren't you just a 15 year old brat 2 years later?"

Ji Yuan frowned, "All the kids love this type of cultivation story and imagine themselves as a genius cultivator when they are just a kid. Do you think anyone will read my story if we start at an old age and at a high cultivation realm?"

Xiang Li muttered, "But Big Brother, you're trying to impress the three old men. They're not kids."

"Correction!" Ji Yuan rebuked her gently. "They're only the trial spirits. Even though they look old but they are actually young at heart."

Xiang Li muttered weakly, "They are actually very old spirits…"

Ji Yuan was not offended and instead he was laughing jovially, "Do you know why 99.9% of the cultivators have failed this trial in the first place?"

Xiang Li shook her head, "No?"

Ji Yuan answered, "That is because they've forgotten that this is actually the intellect trial! If you base on the appearances of these old men then you are on the wrong track. Therefore in order to pass this trial, we need to write the most popular and most generic cultivation story ever in order to impress them with our cultivation knowledge. Do you remember that they are actually asking to test our cultivation knowledge at the same time too?"

Xiang Li blinked her eyes, "Um…yes?"

"Therefore we are going to write the most epic ever cultivation hero in order to impress them. The cultivation hero will save his city and his girlfriend; that is why he is a 'Hero'." Ji Yuan grinned.

"Um…ok…" Xiang Li muttered. "But do you think that going back to time is unrealistic?"

Ji Yuan laughed, "Remember one of the trial conditions mention that we can write a fictional story. The second most important condition is to impress. It doesn't matter if the cultivation isn't real."

Xiang Li returned a weak smile while Ji Yuan proclaimed loudly, "Just leave the epic writing to me!"

Ji Yuan continued to say, "Know why 99.9% of the cultivators have failed this trial? Because they lack the intellect to pass this intellect trial!"

Fairy Anyang whispered to Xiang Li, "I think you've better start writing your own version of the cultivation hero to help him. Your master is going to look like an idiot in this trial and he will probably fail his trial."

Xiang Li asked, "Why? Big Brother will never fail any of his trials!"

Fairy Anyang smiled, "That is because he has already failed to impress the two of us with his cultivation hero already."

Xiang Li protested weakly, "Big Brother will never be wrong…"

Fairy Anyang rolled her eyes, "Do you have to deceive yourself like this? Are you in love with him?"

Xiang Li put her palms on her face as she giggled shyly, "How do you know? Hehehe."

Fairy Anyang: …











Xiang Li suggested, "Because you've peep at her before?"

Ji Yuan: ...

"I just know with my superior divine sense." Ji Yuan frowned.

"There is divine sense in this cultivation world?" Xiang Li asked curiously with a giggle.

"The Demonic Book of Darkness will reveal everything to me if I want to know anything about any heroines."

Xiang Li: ...

Seeing that Xiang Li was not convinced, Ji Yuan quickly added clumsily. "In the future, she will die because of the afflictions of her Icy Divine Body. So I have already known about her condition. So this time I am now trying to save her life with my foreknowledge."



Xiang Li: …

"Big Brother, isn't this too lewd for age 13-15 readers?"

Ji Yuan laughed jovially, "The readers will love it, especially the three dirty old men that I am writing to impress. Haha."

Xiang Li: …

Xiang Li: …

Xiang Li: …

Xiang Li said weakly, "Big Brother, I am thinking that…"

"You are already thinking that this cultivation hero is going to be super awesome, am I right?" Ji Yuan laughed jovially. "He is completely perfect."

Xiang Li rolled her eyes before saying weakly, "Well, please continue…"

Ji Yuan was laughing, "Most impressive cultivation hero? Haha. This is too easy for me. I've read all the cultivation stories in the Desolate Celestial Fraternity and I'm familiar with all the plots!"

"But first we do need a title first, am I right? How about 'The Great Cultivation Hero'?"

"No, that is too amateur. How about 'The Greatest Cultivation Hero Ever' instead? Haha, it sounds better."

Xiang Li was listening with great anticipation as she nodded, "Yes my Big Brother is the Greatest Cultivation Hero Ever."

"That is for sure, Xiang Li. Haha. There is no doubt about it." Ji Yuan proclaimed proudly.

"Absolutely!" Xiang Li giggled.

Fairy Anyang whispered secretly to Xiang Li, "Is our master sure that he is able to write something so impressive that he is the greatest cultivation hero ever? The story also has to be the most impressive ever as well."

Xiang Li put her hands on her bosoms as she whispered secretly to her, "In my heart Big Brother is the greatest cultivation hero ever. That is enough already."

She began to giggle, "Maybe I will write a story also for this trial."

Fairy Anyang rolled her eyes, "Keep it to yourself and don't share with me. Or else I afraid that I may puke."

Xiang Li giggled, "One day, you will be impressed by our master."

"Never!" Fairy Anyang hummed coldly. "Did you see the way he is looking lecherously at me when we've only met for the very first time? And he had even lost control."

"That is because you are too beautiful!" Xiang Li giggled with great delight.

Fairy Anyang: …

Ji Yuan was muttering to himself while he started to put his thoughts into writing. "Xiang Li, this will be the greatest cultivation hero that your Big Brother is going to create. Be prepared to be blown away completely! Haha."

Xiang Li warned him, "Be careful of plagiarism."

Ji Yuan frowned, "I am not copying word for word. You need to be better educated. You need to improve upon your lack of knowledge."

He quickly ignored Xiang Li and started writing his epic story; he had always wanted to write an epic cultivation story.

Xiang Li was stunned. "Big Brother, you've game over in only two paragraphs?"

Ji Yuan laughed, "Of course not!"

Ji Yuan explained with a grin, "Everyone loves transmigration stories! I am now brought back to life!"

Xiang Li blinked her eyes…

Xiang Li: …

"Big Brother, why are you only a 13 year kid? Aren't you just a 15 year old brat 2 years later?"

Ji Yuan frowned, "All the kids love this type of cultivation story and imagine themselves as a genius cultivator when they are just a kid. Do you think anyone will read my story if we start at an old age and at a high cultivation realm?"

Xiang Li muttered, "But Big Brother, you're trying to impress the three old men. They're not kids."

"Correction!" Ji Yuan rebuked her gently. "They're only the trial spirits. Even though they look old but they are actually young at heart."

Xiang Li muttered weakly, "They are actually very old spirits…"

Ji Yuan was not offended and instead he was laughing jovially, "Do you know why 99.9% of the cultivators have failed this trial in the first place?"

Xiang Li shook her head, "No?"

Ji Yuan answered, "That is because they've forgotten that this is actually the intellect trial! If you base on the appearances of these old men then you are on the wrong track. Therefore in order to pass this trial, we need to write the most popular and most generic cultivation story ever in order to impress them with our cultivation knowledge. Do you remember that they are actually asking to test our cultivation knowledge at the same time too?"

Xiang Li blinked her eyes, "Um…yes?"

"Therefore we are going to write the most epic ever cultivation hero in order to impress them. The cultivation hero will save his city and his girlfriend; that is why he is a 'Hero'." Ji Yuan grinned.

"Um…ok…" Xiang Li muttered. "But do you think that going back to time is unrealistic?"

Ji Yuan laughed, "Remember one of the trial conditions mention that we can write a fictional story. The second most important condition is to impress. It doesn't matter if the cultivation isn't real."

Xiang Li returned a weak smile while Ji Yuan proclaimed loudly, "Just leave the epic writing to me!"

Ji Yuan continued to say, "Know why 99.9% of the cultivators have failed this trial? Because they lack the intellect to pass this intellect trial!"

Fairy Anyang whispered to Xiang Li, "I think you've better start writing your own version of the cultivation hero to help him. Your master is going to look like an idiot in this trial and he will probably fail his trial."

Xiang Li asked, "Why? Big Brother will never fail any of his trials!"

Fairy Anyang smiled, "That is because he has already failed to impress the two of us with his cultivation hero already."

Xiang Li protested weakly, "Big Brother will never be wrong…"

Fairy Anyang rolled her eyes, "Do you have to deceive yourself like this? Are you in love with him?"

Xiang Li put her palms on her face as she giggled shyly, "How do you know? Hehehe."

Fairy Anyang: …

Xiang Li suggested, "Because you've peep at her before?"

Ji Yuan: ...

"I just know with my superior divine sense." Ji Yuan frowned.

"There is divine sense in this cultivation world?" Xiang Li asked curiously with a giggle.

"The Demonic Book of Darkness will reveal everything to me if I want to know anything about any heroines."

Xiang Li: ...

Seeing that Xiang Li was not convinced, Ji Yuan quickly added clumsily. "In the future, she will die because of the afflictions of her Icy Divine Body. So I have already known about her condition. So this time I am now trying to save her life with my foreknowledge."

Xiang Li: …

"Big Brother, isn't this too lewd for age 13-15 readers?"

Ji Yuan laughed jovially, "The readers will love it, especially the three dirty old men that I am writing to impress. Haha."

Xiang Li: …

Xiang Li: …

Xiang Li: …

Xiang Li said weakly, "Big Brother, I am thinking that…"

"You are already thinking that this cultivation hero is going to be super awesome, am I right?" Ji Yuan laughed jovially. "He is completely perfect."

Xiang Li rolled her eyes before saying weakly, "Well, please continue…"