The Ultimate Transmigration

*Yami Pov*

I start to scroll through he abilities I can see. Some of them were pretty useless like 'Iron sword', but some pretty useful ones are like 'talisman legacy'. I continue to go through the list, trying to find something that could serve to be useful.

'Alfred, show me the best things in this world.' I thought as the blue holographic screen changes and shows 5 abilities.

- Complete God Legacy (Medicine, Talisman, Alchemy, etc..)

- Ancestral treasure (Mergance of all divine weapons {Sky poison pearl and the lot})

- Ancestral Body

- Ancestral Veins

- Godly crafting

'These things all seem so good. To normal people that is. For now, ill pick complete God Legacy. The other 4 on the list are not needed. I can get all the treasures easily, I have the best veins and body, and I already have the complete god legacy, so there is no need for the godly crafting. Is there anything else I can get? Come on, there has to be something that will help me..' I thought with disappointment.

[You could get a storage ring. It's not bad to have one. And the Ancestral body and veins are useful. For the body, you would get things like the snow glazed heart thing and all other body treasures. As for the veins, it would grant every vein, like the titan veins. There's also the deal with the dragon veins. Though it isn't known, there are dragon veins at the outer core of the planet. Not even the primal chaos knows. The amount of energy in it is pretty large. I would even say it rivals the amount in primal chaos, but the quality is not on par. But who cares about that?

You have the what what technique. It will automatically turn un-pure energy into pure energy. So lucky you. Anyways, for now, just get the Body and veins. You don't need a ring since you can make it. And never mind my earlier statement of staying here. Since there is a dragon vein, its all fine now. If you are still worried, then pick your next item later. Got it?] questioned Alfred in his usual, lazy voice.

'Fine.' I said as I picked the Ancestral Body and Veins.

'Now for the family, just do the Xia family. Firstly, I need connections and secondly, I can at least teach that rapist a lesson. Although I kinda liked Against the Gods, I don't agree with Yun Che. Not like I really read the manga nor novel. All I really know about it is from fan-fics. As for details.. make me the younger brother of Xia Qingyue. As for how many years younger.. make me 6 months younger, so i'm in the middle of the family tree. Got it?' I questioned

[Should be easy enough. Just say when you want to go.] said Alfred

'Well then, why wait? Let's go.' I thought as my body slowly starts to fade. Just before my vision cuts out, at the edge of a wall, I see a scythe cut through. Then, a head is soon revealed. 'Drop-kun' was chasing me.

[Go fu** yourself!! I'm not gonna die today!!] I said out loud as I raised both of my fading hands, forming a middle finger. I disappear soon after.

'Haha!! That'll teach him!!' I thought as I see a light.

'Wait did I die? I didn't see this in my first death.' I thought

[Dumba**, you are being birthed. Since that guy intervened, the timing was messed up and only now do you wake up.] said Alfred

'Thank god for that!! Or should I say thank me for that? I'm not quite a god yet, though I have god energy. Meh, I'm a god in some worlds, so who cares.' I thought as I get carried into a woman's arms.

[Awww, how cute.. ill call you.. Xia Yami..] said the woman while hugging me.

'Xia Yami.. In Chinese, Xia means under and in Japanese, Yami means darkness. Under darkness. I guess that's a good name. Well, I guess in this world I will use Xia Yami and an Alias of Uchiha Yami later on.

[Xia Yami?? What a weird name..] muttered Xia Hongyi, my father.

[What was that??] questioned Yue Wugou, my mother

[Nothing, Nothing. I just said that it was a wonderful name!! Yes yes, Xia Yami, what a wonderful name!!] exclaimed Xia Hongyi with fake compassion.

[Yeah yeah.] she said with a bland face.

[Anyways, when do you want to teach him to cultivate?] questioned Xia Hongyi

[When he is 3 we can start to teach him.] she said with a smile while hugging me once again.

I was about to go to sleep when I had a premonition.

*Whoosh!!*

The surroundings start to turn soft, as if space was being tamed.

[Ah, AH!! More, please!!] said a woman's voice

[You want more? Here!!] said a male voice. Strangely enough, I had just heard that voice.

I look towards a wall and find a calendar.

'December 30th'.

[And the day I was born here was July the 30th.. they are making my younger brother.. I wish I was not here..] I was currently watching them making out with a crib not too far away with myself in it. He was somehow looking at me. It seems the future me had the same premonition. Using some kind of ability, he communicate with me.

{So, you are me of the past.} he said

'Yeah. Is this what I have to deal with in the future?' I questioned back

{Mate, this isn't the only time!! They have been doing this since the start of the month!! The start! We are pretty much at the end of the month! I seriously don't know how she isn't pregnant yet!! Is she taking pills or something?? I cant even sleep!! God! no, me!!! Beware of the future and make sure to buy a skill that lets you sleep easily!!} He said with slight tears in his eyes

{They even know I can walk and talk!! They know I'm a genius!! Do they have no shame!!} he said

'Sucks to suck, don't it..' I thought quietly

{Facts. Now get the actual fu** out of my timeline. I want some sleep. Though I don't mind watching this..] he said, whispering the last part

'Are you really me!! I wouldn't even want to hear this!!' I said but then I remembered a detail.

'Parallel timelines. So I really don't need to hold back..' I thought as he gave me a questioning look.

'GET YOUR FU**ING BABY LOOKING A** OUT OF HERE NI**A!! FOOL, YOU PIECE OF ACTUAL SH**!! GO KILL YOURSELF YOU DIPSH**!!! I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL FOR WATCHING YOUR OWN PARENTS DOING S** AND ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT!! YOU HAVE A BODY AGE OF 6 MONTHS, YOU SH**!!' I said in a rage. I had never swore more in my life than now.

'GO ENJOY YOUR BULLSH** REAL LIFE FU**ING P.O.R.N, SH**HEAD!!' I said as I disappear.

'God, I think this is going to be a total repeat of my veins blowing up. I have a physical age of less than a day yet I still have a premonition of myself like that. Was it even a premonition since I actually saw myself talking to me.. wait, that means.. he did that exact same thing when he was my age and he used his memory to answer my responses.. I want to go die.. but how does that work? My powers work?' I questioned myself

[Yeah, about that. Your powers will work for a day before locking. And for the amount of time left for your powers, 1 hour. That's it. You were out for like 23 hours. Grow up, man. Wait, never mind, your a baby.] said Alfred

'.. Honestly, go fu** yourself. But hey, wanna copy that guy? It would be so funny!' I thought

[Why not? But if you really want to see and communicate with your past self that will eventually come, then buy 'soul sending' from the shop of Dragon ball. It should have a similar skill. It's like a telepathy for the soul. You can talk to your past self but cant hear nor see them.] said Alfred

'Done. Hehehehe.. this will be so much fun.. Ah, wait!! I still have to watch them make my younger brother!!! Sh**, fu**..' and so it continued. My stream of curse words that is.