The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me

The night in the living room is experiencing Iraq. Wu Yiyi and Guo Fei each occupy two favorable terrains in the dining room and tea room and issue an ultimatum. They swear to turn the other party into water vapor within two minutes.

Uncle Lin and aunt were very calm. When Father Gu did not leave in this kind of scene, his relatives would perform in the old house every New Year.

Gu Han was accustomed to wearing casual clothes, and her hair that had been blown dry drooped down and retreated from the elite, showing a little youthful inclination.

Ignoring the tomahawk flying over his head, Scud went straight to the core war zone, looking for a circle that didn't find his little quail?

The dog brand Alpaca was awesome. He ran under the huge dining table, folded his small hooves and squatted together with the war refugee Pei Xian who was holding his knees in a daze.

Unlike Gu Han, who was bombed from childhood to big, and lived a particularly deserted life in the last life, he couldn't even parry this kind of weapons of mass destruction. He wrote on his face that the baby should be autistic.

Gu Han saw his doomsday look particularly funny, and he simply lay on the carpet and crawled under the dining table.

Fortunately, their dining table was large enough that the two of them were huddled underneath.

Gu Han wasn't too disappointed to see the excitement. He climbed up and put a few plates of dried fruit snacks against the rain of guns, and fed them to Pei Xian and Gu Cao Cao.

"Hey, haven't you seen such a big scene?" He took a pot of fragrant black tea along the table again, and even enjoyed it with a drink.

Pei Xian took a bite of dim sum in his hand and asked with a bit of anxiety: "How hostile is Miss Wu and Fei Guo? I always think that they will be facing the shark when they meet!"

"Oh, more than kill? Can you bite into three sections!" Gu Han continued to feed Pei Xian with the cup he had drunk.

Pei Xian drank slowly sweet black tea, "Why?"

"Oh, the child is not long to talk about!" Gu Han said with emotion, "We were a middle school. At that time, I was going to high school in the International Department to go abroad. These two annoying little cubs just went to junior high school."

He paused and then crawled out of the other side of the dining table without a word, the cat crossed the line of fire, and took a heavy brown-red leather-covered photo album from the top of the tea shop shelf.

Gu Hanzhuang came back and opened the photo album and spread it on her lap. "See who you can recognize?"

Pei Xian and Gu Caocao came together at the same time, and the whole page was a two-inch black and white photo, which was scanned by boys.

"Wow ... I don't know, but here is a super handsome little brother." Pei Xian pressed a finger on an eyebrow boy with a clear and handsome temperament.

"Um." Gu Han nodded and agreed. "This is just Wu Yiyi."

Pei Xian was as if his fingers were hot enough to shrink back, looking up at the table, looking at his waist and curly hair, his red lips are gorgeous, tall, the curve devil is taking off eight inches of high heels and smashing Guo Fei's martial arts, and then I crawled back and felt like a blind man.

Gu Han closed the album and touched the top of his head to comfort him. "It's not your problem that this world is too crazy."

"She's gone?" Pei Xian asked quietly, lying in his ear.

Gu Han smiled and shook her head, learning to lower his voice, "No, she just deformed."

"..." Pei Xian, this is not the world I know, I want to go home.

Gu Han rubbed his stiff cheek with a bad heart. "Wuyiyi Middle School is in the dance department. There are so many girls and boys in the dance department. As a result, the performance is often mixed with male actors, and she is also a high performing girl who does not deserve a suitable opponent. So I went to be an actor as soon as I was cruel. "

Pei Xian supported her little chin to sit in line with Gu Cao grass and listen to the story.

Gu Han went on to say: "Maybe there are too many male actors? Wu Wuyi's behavior is particularly charming, and he loves little girls. In addition, this guy has a good face, a sweet mouth, and a low price. The whole school is disturbed by her."

"How did Guo Fei avenge him?" Pei Xian could not help asking.

Gu Han sighed and sighed a bit, "Guo Fei secretly loves their Banbanhua, but Banhuaming loves Wuyi."

"But, Wu Wuyi is a woman?" Pei Xian's brain circuit was tied.

Gu Han turned to another album and pointed to the slightly fat and thick picture of Guo Fei. "Who are you a woman?"

"I choose Miss Wu!" Pei Xian did not hesitate to cover her face in despair.

"Later, Guo Fei was dissatisfied and went to the dance department to find the theory of Wu Yiyi." Gu Han shook his head. "Wu Yiyi was rehearsing that day, wearing a king's armor and bravely posing Guo Fei as a pig."

"Oh ... it's so strange, they just met when they met." Pei Xian realized.

"Where is this? There is more exciting content in the back." Gu Han gave him a cashew nut. "Our school dance department and singing department have long had enemies who ca n’t string together, Wu Wuyi sings well, but also dance drama. Where the ministry did not play, she would sing anonymously to the radio station every Friday afternoon, known as 'Five o'clock Juliet'. "

"Wow! Miss Wu is so powerful? He is so handsome!" Pei Xianxing admired.

Gu Hanbai gave him a glimpse of his mouth with golden jujube. "Then Guo Fei, who was lost in love, fell in love every Friday."

Click, boom, split! Pei Xian's face was black with clouds over his head, and Guo Fei could be seen robbing him.

"The grandson of Guo Fei is quite playful. His pseudonym 'Romeo at 8:30' writes love letters to the broadcast wall every day, making the city wind and rain." Gu Han chewed up the dried fruits and suddenly became serious. "One day later ..."

Pei Xian looked at him with the little eyes he longed for, "What's wrong, what's wrong?"

"Hey, start paying for listening from here, let's talk about one first!" Gu Han smiled and put his face over.

"Mr. Gu is really a traitor!" Pei Xian reluctantly wiped his face with his face.

"Traitor? Oh, then pout and listen to a word!" Gu Han threatened.

Pei Xian hugged his knees nicely, "Mr. Gu, you are the kindest, kindest and least profitable businessman in the world."

Gu Hanpin, holding this perfunctory rainbow fart, did not intend to talk to him and continued: "Acacia urges people to urinate, and one day Guo Fei learns that 'Julie Ye at five o'clock' is going to record a show in the broadcasting room. The broadcasting room has a tree next to the second floor. Crooked neck tree, Guo Fei sat on the tree and wanted to see the beauty of a beautiful girl. "

Pei Xian is obsessed with hearing all over then?

"I didn't know what happened that day. Half of the recording may be a circuit problem. The external equipment suddenly burst into flames because the fire was not visible inside the recording studio. But Guo Fei could see that his **** hero saved the beauty! He just Jump in through the window, wait for the fire to start, and he does n’t have any fire extinguishing tools, so take off his belt and stand on the table facing the outside equipment is a urine. Then the fire killed him proudly and shivered Haven't waited to put on your pants and recorded the 'Five o'clock Juliet' in it-Wu Yiyi ran out ... What else you can understand besides being smashed into a pig's head 20? "Gu Han finished speaking in a principle of service.

Pei Xian wrote "My Day!" On the face of completely petrochemical. What kind of human accident is this?

"Oh, this is the last two. Wu Feiyi thinks that Guo Fei is a wretched exhibitionist with a combat power of five. Guo Fei thinks that Wu Feiyi is a perverted female hooligan who deceives emotions. Alas, **** makes people, then ... they have Marriage contract. "Gu Han patted off the cookie residue on his hand and shook his head and sighed.

Pei Xian with his chin eyes suddenly fell on that album, and Xiao Claw sneaked over, "Mr. Gu, can I see your photos when you go to school?"

"Huh? No!" Gu Hanru stood close to the album and ran away.

Pei Xian was as light as Yan grabbed his ankle, "Gu ... first ... don't be afraid to give birth, show me, let me indulge in your invincible youthful beauty!"

Gu Han pressed the album tightly in her arms and pushed forward, "You don't want to ... peep at my beauty!"

Wu Yanyi and Guo Fei ceased fighting at the same time, and looked down at the two men crawling on the carpet.

"Come! Is anyone here to help me?" Pei Xian stood up and squeezed a few drops of crocodile tears for help.

In Wu Yanyi, Guo Fei, and Gu Caocao's eyes, Pei Xian is weak and helpless and pitiful. He was just bullied by Xiao Yuhang and had a cold. It ’s not good. What a reason!

Two people rushed together and pressed Gu Han on the carpet to impose sanctions!

Pei Xian took the opportunity to lie down on the ground and pulled out the album from his arms, and it was a sprint of a hundred meters when held.

Then he sat on the stairs and looked up and down excitedly. Finally, his eyes burst into laughter. Gu Han's graduation photo is a bald-headed photo!

Although no hair is more prominent in the natural beauty of the valley boss, but it is too funny in a youthful hair!

Gu Han gave up lying on the carpet like a dead fish, tears of remorse slowly flowed out ...

The weekend of the chicken flying dog jump has finally passed. Gu Han has never been so eager to leave home to go to work, to make money, to invest in the ruthless and merciless commercial battlefield, and to be a money-making machine with no emotion!

His morale was devoted to work, forgetting the pain, confusion, and shame, and the system came to work when there was no movement for a long time.

"Caring for villain IQ system" task reminder:

[Mission Name: Winter Energy Points Battle! Task content: As long as the host makes envy say "husband you really x", x = great, terrific, big, good, and other words of praise and praise, you can get rewards; reward method: when envy says praise for the first time You can get 1 unit of energy. When you envy the second time, you can get the reward of 2 last energy, and so on. There is no upper limit! Task duration: within 72 hours. Caring for envy is everyone's responsibility! Mission remaining time: 71:59:43]

Gu Han was so excited that he did a set of dancing youth radio gymnastics on the spot in the office!

After the excitement, he calmly analyzed it and found it easy to handle, because his envy was just a small fortune fan!

For the first time, Gu boss felt that loving money, loving money, and loving money was a deep-rooted virtue. He seemed to have rushed towards him as if he had seen more than 400 energy units.

He laid out the manuscript paper and wrote the price of bribing Pei Xian, and also ingeniously called the secretary to ask him to mount a high-end catalog, referring to the five-star hotel wine list.

Secretary Ke was at a loss as he looked at the familiar handwriting of his boss, as if he had walked into a dead end in his career and could never come out again ...

After dinner, Pei Xianzheng and Gu Caocao played Sepak Takraw in the living room. Gu Caocao went into adolescence and began to be naughty. After playing well in the last second, he smashed the ball into a thin one.

"Gu Cao Cao, if you're always messing around like this, I will send you to school!" Gu Han tried his best to pull the broken rattan ball out of his mouth, and taught with a stern face.

Gu Cao Cao shook his neck and jumped a few steps in place, as if a child was playing tricks, "Oh! Oh, oh!"

"Do you still learn to talk back?" Gu Han rubbed his head fiercely.

Pei Xian fetched a new grass takraw, and just wanted to stop Gu Han from having a general understanding with the young grass mud horse, the doorbell rang suddenly.

Gu Han walked quickly, Uncle Lin had opened the door.

He whispered a few words at the door and came back to the sofa with a special book, mysteriously called Pei Xian, "I envy you, come and show you something good!"

Pei Xian took Gu Caocao and nested on the sofa seriously and said, "Mr. Gu, please don't talk outside like this, it will be considered as selling porn."

"It's much better than rough!" Gu Han Xianbao handed it to him.

After hearing this, Pei Xian suspected that he was going to engage in yellow activities at home, and quickly hurried the grass to play the ball again.

He took the box-like thing carefully, for fear of jumping out of a bare-ass macho.

This is a set of high-grade deerskin for the cover, a good African zebra wood for the old back cover, sterling silver hand-wrapped horns, golden fire lacquer to heat the waist, it looks like a magic tool that can transform into a spell.

Gu Han's eyes were weird with golden light, "Open it and see!"

Pei Xian was suspicious and still obedient to tear the back of the seal and open the sleeve. Inside was a piece of coated paper with pink hot flower and gold leaf feather butterfly. The hand-written deformed flower body could not recognize the word at a glance.

He kept his eyes close to his hand to identify the glyph, and read the above content intermittently: "My husband, you are really good at 500,000, your husband is awesome, at 700,000, your husband is really at one million ..."

This is Gu Han's conspiracy. He deliberately used complex flower fonts to make Pei Xian recognize it. As long as it is normal people will say aloud in order not to make mistakes.

I'm a **** genius! No, it's a ghost!

"Ding!"

"Caring for the villain IQ system" law enforcement news:

[This system detects cheating by the host and issues a warning: Lao Tzu to be a good person! 】

The proud look faded from Gu Han's face, and he did not take advantage of it, but he was scolded. The problem is that he does not dare to turn his back and fear the energy!

Hey ... it doesn't matter I still have envy.

Pei Xianyun closed the book lightly and looked at the big hexagon nut with affection. He was a bit shy and a little emotional.

If he could call Gu Han bankruptcy in one go before, it was purely for money to run away, but now they have the same mind. Mr. Gu likes his connotation, and he likes Mr. Gu's face. Money is optional, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, he can be full of drinking water, not to mention he is not short of money.

what! I am really a virtuous, noble and free from low-level tastes, love people! Such a rich connotation must let Mr. Gu know!

Pei Xian looked at Gu Han gently and kindly, his eyes glowed with loving light. "Mr. Gu, I swear I will never ask for your money again."

"Ah ????" Gu Han forced, "No, why not? Don't, it's too sudden! Let's discuss it with you, how about you this time?"

Pei Xian insisted, "No, Mr. Gu, so I will feel that my connotation is not worthy of your like."

"Cangtian! You ancestors can't say that there will be no transition period!" Gu Han fell to the sofa and bumped his head against the cushion.

Pei Xian is unknown, so he asked tentatively, "Mr. Gu, do you want me to boast about you ..."

Gu Han got up and pulled up his hand, and kissed him like chicken feet, "As long as you are willing to praise me in the way just listed, you can do whatever you want!"

"Really?" Pei Xian moved.

Gu Han is entangled with his little finger, "The hook is suspended for a hundred years, and I lied to you to lose the Husky's blood next time I was injured!"

Pei Xian looked at his handsome face, gleaming eyes like obsidian, and swallowed. "Okay, let me think about it all night and tell you tomorrow morning."

The next morning, Gu Han was absent-mindedly working in the office. Time passed in a minute and a second. There was no sound from the little quail.

Just when he was desperate, Secretary Ke sent a fax from Pei Xian from home.

Secretary Ke gently put the paper in front of the boss, and his eyes were tearful and he was going to write a resignation letter. The secretary is really a dangerous job. You do n’t know how many nightmares there are behind dog-like bosses, being played with, hurt, and bullied. ... all night and all night like a rag doll!

Gu Han picked up the fax and felt suffocated head-on!

[Dear Mr. Gu, the transaction price is as follows: The macho got a random compliment once when he was out of the bath, the macho three-piece shooting won three enviable designated commendations, the macho high-altitude steel pipe performance received three envy commendations, one random compliment, a macho The rabbit dance won five enviable designations. Dear Mr. Gu, your little cute is eager to reach an agreement with you on this transaction. Based on the principle of mutual benefit, friendly negotiation and fair trading! ua ~]

Nima! I'm not just a duck! I must be a **** red-headed duck king!

Gu Han was shocked, and even felt that his career path and even his life had undergone an irresistible distortion!

Do not! He can't follow the flow, he must do everything to stop the transaction and get the envy of praise!

Then he called inside to the three assistant groups and one secretary group of the president's office, and asked them to look for-let your boyfriend praise your mystery!

Gu Han sits calmly at his large desk, behind him is the gray grey envelope in the winter. The steel forest's impenetrable coldness hits his back through the floor-to-ceiling window, cold and biting!

This is not an ordinary transaction, this is a life-and-death war!