The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me

WTF? ?

Lei Hai held the phone for three seconds, and quickly looked at the phone number, don't get it wrong.

However, from the perspective of reverse thinking, if he can say such strange words to Laozhangren's phone, it can only be his own child, Yanu Han!

Based on this, it was concluded that the old man was happy, and he was relieved and said, "I am a father!"

There is still some difference between the voice on the phone and the real human voice. Besides, they only met for the first time today, and their familiarity with the voice is not high, so it is difficult to immediately recognize who the other party is.

WTF? ? A three-wreck-less system is bad for you?

"I'm still grandpa!" Gu Han was rude, wearing pajamas with his hips on the bare feet.

The other side suddenly fell into a long silence ...

Gu Han was happy, what was it, was shocked by your grandpa and my powerful aura? You have nothing to say? Rubbish!

Riding **** and urinating on my head all day long, his mother is still energetic, still want to be a father? Why aren't you beautiful? Indecent stuff!

He "snapped" and hung up the phone, pulled out a new towel, and put his head on his head to prepare for a bath.

Ding!

"Caring for Villain IQ System" Task Tips

The host completes the prompt task and obtains the brain residual value. The current brain residual level is 100. Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the active task, and the system energy reward is 10 units, and the current energy balance is 63. Please keep up!

Gu Han was holding the bathroom door, and the more he thought of the system prompting, the more wrong he was.

He tentatively asked, "Did you guys give me the task just by phone?"

Ding!

"Caring for Villain IQ System" message reply

This system does not have any real-world channels, please be careful to distinguish the host to avoid unnecessary misunderstanding.

Gu Han "..."

Envy, proposal, dad ...

A few key words went slowly in his mind, walking like a funeral procession.

I! cool! It's up!

"Envy! Help!" Gu Han pedaled a slipper and hung on the door of Pei Xian's room, crying miserably.

Pei Xian was chatting with Lu Yilan, and suddenly heard that her husband was crying so hard to die that he almost threw the phone out, and ran forward a few steps to open the door.

The one-meter eight-meter-tall Boss immediately got into his arms, like a koala bear who had just experienced a forest fire and panicked. "Envy! I'm going to die! I'm afraid I won't see you again!"

"Mr. Gu ..." Pei Xian was almost overwhelmed by him, and Kankan tried to drag him into the room.

Not far away, the living room on the second floor turned into the curious baby Gu Cao Cao scouted a furry head, and on the top of his head, Mrs. Gu quietly revealed a half face with a mysterious expression.

Pei Xian "..."

I go! Mr. Gu is so shameful!

As soon as the door was closed, Gu Han patted off the headlights, went to bed and pulled the quilt into a ball, saying something in his mouth, "I'm done, I'm done, I'm finished!"

Peixian was baffled by him, turned on the bedside sleep light, and leaned forward against the dim light. "What happened to Mr. Gu?"

"Envy ..." Gu Han's eyes were filled with tears, and he clenched his paws into his arms. "As soon as I received a strange call, I said it was my dad."

He couldn't explain to Pei Xian. He heard that he thought it was a system task and could only pass by.

As soon as Pei Xian's mind turned around, he guessed it might be Lei Hai. They had just called by phone, and his father most likely reminded Gu Han to propose.

Really ... there is only one father in the world! Hee hee!

He bowed his head with shyness and shyness, his ear tip slowly turned into a transparent blood red under the orange thread, biting his lower lip and asking "Well, then?"

"Then ..." Gu Han stared at his big eyes like a ghost, and turned to him dumbly. "I said, I'm your grandpa. Whooooooooooooooh ..."

Pei Xian suddenly looked up, "Your uncle! That's my father!"

"I don't know. We didn't have time to change the phone today. I remember thinking it was harassing the phone. Envy, I was wrong, I was really wrong! Please save me!" Gu Han bit his throat and choked.

Pei Xian ignored him and quickly climbed into bed and pulled out his cell phone from the pillow pile.

Gu Han saw that his wife was still reliable. My wife hurt me, so I contacted my father to explain so soon.

He sucked his nose and dragged the quilt over, "Envy, you are so nice, help me and my dad ..."

"Mr. Gu, I think you misunderstood." Pei Xian clasped his mobile phone on his face. "I have already taken care of the best cemetery in Feng Shui for you. You can rest assured that there is something in it. I remember burning you green hat every day. Yes, what ?! "

"..." Gu Han was shocked for only a second, and his desire to survive exploded and hugged his little quail. "Wife wife wife, you are my wife! You can't see death!"

Pei Xian's light-hearted pupil turned around slyly, grabbed his collar, and unexpectedly overturned someone with a quilt on the bed.

He looked down at the delicious and delicious Gu Han, and licked his mouth. "Now ... there is only one way!"

"No, you, you, you are going to make raw rice into mature rice now?" Gu Han stammered, and Pei Xian's drooping hair dangled before his eyes, and the dim light stained his cheek. aperture.

"Oh!" Pei Xian slowly lowered his body, and deliberately or unintentionally plucked the tip of his ear, "Mr. Gu, you have to fry the raw rice into popcorn now, otherwise ... it's better to buy a cemetery early. Say! I still want to die Want to live? "

Gu Han quietly swallowed, stubbornly, "live, live!"

nonsense! Chastity is too fragile in front of life! It's too fragile! Cry!

"Good job! It's a man!" Pei Xian slammed his shoulder again, and then revealed his evil true colors ...

"what--"

Gu Boss's tragic cry rang through the night sky, Gu Cao grass seemed to be frightened, running around the corridor.

Early the next morning, Pei Xian shook Gu Han who was sleeping beside him like a pig.

"Mr. Gu, wake up ... it's time to call dad." Pei Xian didn't wake up, touched his cell phone with his eyes narrowed, and finally got out of which corner.

He pulled over the half-wake Gu Han, wrapped around the messy quilt around his shoulders, and the exposed part of them was slippery, lined with sleepy faces and pillows, and the blind man could see what was happening.

Pei Xian straightened her messy hair into the phone lens, and froze a couple of little dull hairs, regardless of Gu Han's half-open eyes and dozing off, unexpectedly making a video call!

Lei Hai was so angry last night that he wore dark circles early in the morning, braving the biting cold wind and doing Tai Chi on the terrace.

Now only the roaring north wind can control him, not making Gu Han into a hand tear chicken!

Lao Tzu married your baby cabbage? I don't think you need a wife in your life!

Suddenly, Yuan Yi, who never bothered him before breakfast, ran over with a buzzing personal cell phone.

Lei Hai silenced the phone call and saw that it was Pei Xian who called it, but he answered it without thinking.

Great, let's just say, Dad won't allow you to marry Gu Han! Dad doesn't agree! Just dead, lying in a coffin won't agree!

"Envy, why is it so early ..." Lei Hai walked calmly into the room, "grumbling" a big split and almost sat on the ground.

Fortunately, Yuan Yi was beside him. He didn't care that he couldn't appear in the video. He picked up an old man who was scared of half his life, and squinted his eyes to the screen ... I'm going, it's unsightly!

Pei Xianguang was shirtless. He looked like he was so full last night. He brazenly passed Gu Han, who was also shirtless. "Daddy is early!"

Gu Boss covered his face with his hands, completely faceless, and buried himself deeply in Pei Xian's arms.

Lei Haijun hung up! God! What did I do? ?