The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me

As the grass and camels shook their heads like crazy, the indoor picture became crazy.

Lu Yilan kept the secret of "Gu Xiaohua", almost sitting on the desk, holding his **** tightly and holding on to the famous brand.

He wore ribbons and various colored foam ribbons on his head. Flaming rose petals hung half of his body. There was a particularly playful piece, which penetrated the gap between his eyes and lenses, as if a small peach heart was embedded in his glasses.

Only in the chaotic color of one face and one face, Kan Kan revealed half of his eyes, and a completely despairing look appeared from the gap.

Gu Han is even more miserable, standing in a more evil place, just at the spray center of various agencies, his head was sprayed into a large colored mushroom, and there was no gap in it. Zombies generally waved their arms and crooked them.薅 Bubble streamers.

Gu Caocao opened her big nostrils and huffed her fan, and suddenly found a familiar atmosphere in the room. She tentatively walked behind Gu Han and sniffed his **** carefully.

Suddenly, his black eyes were wide open, and he seemed to smell an unusually dangerous breath. "Oh," he whispered softly, turned his head and ran, regardless of Pei Xian who had hit the door, refusing to come in and hide himself alive.

The pretty tall female secretary opened the office door gracefully. Her lips turned up behind her, and Pei Xian, who was proud of her, raised her proud chin on her back and walked in briskly.

Lu Yilan has already guessed the general situation, and there is only one last word in his heart: Pei Xian is afraid to finish the ball today! !!

Because the great President Pei did not leave any contact information for the secretary, and did not disclose Lu Yilan's identity and the accompanying staff on the day of communication.

Everyone naturally thinks that the boss must be an elite person. It is normal to have an accompanying secretary and assistant, so he doesn't care about Gu Han who follows.

At this time, Pei Xian was so excited that he sucked catnip's peony cat, and his attention was on Lu Yilan, who was shocked by the wolverine, and only looked strangely at the giant fancy chicken thigh mushroom that was spinning around.

The female secretary made a quick step forward, and introduced it like a press release: "Mr. Lu, this is our Chief Pei, Pei Xian!"

Lu Yilan now wants to die very, very much. In front of him is Gu Han who is scratching his head and turning in a circle, and the whirlwind goes from one side to the other.

He suddenly lifted the foam ribbon that covered half of his face and directed Pei Xian to export: shut up! !!

"Xiao Lulu, aren't you surprised? Unexpected?" Pei Xian's whole body is like dead cells, like a densely exploding little universe.

Lu Yilan can't startle Gu Han who is fully absorbed in the circle, waving his mouth while he is mouthing: you **** stop talking! !!

Pei Xian clapped his hands and laughed deadly, "Hahaha! Am I scared? Are you, me, Pei Xian, it's 'Gu Xiaohua', and it's the 'camel washer' you are going to see today. Is it particularly exciting? ? "

Lu Yilan despair: Perhaps the most exciting is still behind.

He spreads on the table like a discouraged ball, and covers his face with his hands, choking. "Pei Xian, I'm sorry, I really did my best."

Pei Xianshen God: Meow Meow Meow? ? ?

Can't I? Is Lu Yilan so intimidated? Why ... why did you cry?

At this point, with the back of his highly poisonous chicken leg mushrooms, the petals, foam, and ribbons on his head were finally wiped off, and he suddenly turned to reveal a pair of familiar eyes.

Pei Xian saw those spitting angry eyes, and was frightened to take two steps back, feeling that his back was screaming with cool wind, and his hair was standing upright.

Death's giant sickle has locked his throat unknowingly, and the biting coldness of the blade comes from the pores.

"You, you, you ..." Pei Xian was scared, "Yi", upper teeth and lower teeth, like a dying rabbit.

This venomous coprinus comatus faintly revealing its true content, he could recognize it as it turned into ashes! This is his dear husband! grass! Where did it come from?

"Pei! Envy!" Gu Han wiped off the foam and petals that stuck to his cheeks and chin, "I don't think you really want to live!"

Little Bunny, Real Nima! Stocks, squirting, and soaking up!

The vest looks like a face change. Are you schizophrenic? !!

Still small lulu? Have you ever called your dear husband, Xiao Hanhan?

I'm not dead yet!

Pei Xian was stiff, eating his hands in situ, with a pair of frightened eyes, "Gu, Gu, Mr. Gu, why are you here?"

Gu Han didn't say a word, strode over the meteor, grabbed the neck collar of the short-legged quail who wanted to run away, and dragged it back hard, and the little chicken cocked her hands in her hands. Paner, you stewed mushrooms, pluck hair first, and then bleed! "

Then with a shame on his face, he swept over the overwhelmed secretary who was holding the doorknob, slipped off the desk and almost sat on the ground, Lu Yilan, gritted his teeth, "Give me out !!"

Master Gu Han was born and has been managing a family business for many years. His boss is very aggressive and very aggressive.

Lu Yilan has lived innocently and quietly in his life. Never before has a chicken and a dog jumped, even shocked and frightened, his legs and stomach trembling like stepping on a cloud, and he ran out of the office thinly.

The female secretary was unclear, her face was pale, and she stepped on the eight-inch high-heeled shoes in an anxious wind, slipping away without a trace.

Death-quiet corridors, death-quiet interiors.

There was only one camel, and he was worriedly chopped by the door, revealing half of his head, and looked at Pei Xian anxiously.

Gu Han's somber gaze didn't let go of an alpaca, and he shot straight at it.

Gu Caocao was soft and obedient at once, nodded and bowed at him, and sang "I Have a Good Dad" on the spot!

It snapped at the doorknob, pulling the heavy office door slowly, and finally "clicked" to intercept Pei Xian's final life.

Pei Xian watched the light disappear little by little, the darkness came, and the yin and yang separated ...

"Mr. Gu, I was wrong. Will you forgive me?" Pei Xian was stumped against Gu Han's shoulder.

Gu Han slapped his hands on his ass, fiercely, "'Gu Xiaohua'? 'Camel Washer'? You really have the ability! I don't know if I married my uncle's wife, all of them are mentally ill!"

"Mr. Gu, I didn't mean it ... ah-" Pei Xian was thrown directly into the sofa by him.

Gu Han pulled open his tie, and snorted and gasped, "You not only lied to me, you **** scolded me, and sealed me for 9999 years! Pei Xian, what kind of fairies are you?"

"Husband, calm down first, be calm! It's a long story, you listen to me ... ah-" Pei Xian thought Gu Han was going to talk to him on the sofa. Tipped on the sofa.

He had a soft sofa cushion on his cheek, and his **** was raised high. Before he could ask for mercy, Gu Han's generous and powerful hands had been blown by the wind, hitting his tight buttocks.

"what--"

"Mr. Gu! I was wrong!"

Pei Xian's scream resounded in the corridor, and Gu Cao, who had not fled yet, heard that the four hoofs emptied and jumped to the elevator.

Poor President Pei, as soon as he took office, was pressed by her husband in a spacious, bright and well-decorated office, and he was mercilessly spanked.

I'm afraid he won't want to come to work in this place again in this life!

Mrs. Gu was recently annoyed by the second sister ’s family affairs and was nearing the New Year. It was really bad for her to stay, so she hurried back home to prepare for the New Year.

Who knew that when I came back at night, I just opened the door and made a big jump!

In the large living room, sofas, coffee tables, and decorations were all pushed aside, giving up almost all the space, from the dining room to the living room, covered with a huge piece of white paper, Pei Xian was lying on one side, and grass was lying on the other.

Pei Xian was downcast, his claws were full of ink, holding a thick-headed pen, writing on it one by one, he had already written more than one meter long.

Gu Cao Cao drew his ears, and he also drew a pen in his mouth, drawing a circle along the edge of the paper, regardless of whether the circle was round or not, he had already drawn more than ten lines, and the saliva dragged on.

"Oh, my family is envious and hastily. Is this art?" Mrs. Gu had no time to change her shoes, carrying a limited edition bag, stomping along the edge of the paper, and walked to Pei Xian.

When Pei Xian saw her, she began to chatter as soon as she swiped. It did not rain and throbbed sadly. "Mrs. Gu, Mr. Gu punished me to expand the three-character script, ohh ..."

"Ah ????" Mrs. Gu threatened, "How can the Three-character Classic be expanded? Can it be expanded into a family name?"

At this moment, Pei Xian's light eyes finally lifted up a layer of tears, "It is to make a sentence with each word of the three-character sutra, and it must also be a reflection of the wrong sentence."

"So ... what are you doing?" Mrs. Gu was completely dizzy, looking at the poor alpaca that was stretched out on the four hoofs, crying crying, and was distressed to death.

After Pei Xian had dried up, he sucked his nose, "Mr. Gu punished hurriedly ... Da Vinci painted eggs and a thousand."

Mrs. Gu collapsed, "What the **** is this? Your two young couples have a bad temper and don't even let the children go. It's just a camel, it doesn't make sense! Whoops, I really don't understand you!"

She stepped on a small high heel and ran quickly upstairs, "Gu Han! Give it to me! What kind of human being, yours, do you care about with an alpaca? You are thirty-two, he is less than one year old ..."

Mrs. Gu is a very clever old lady. The young couple and the head of the bed are playing at the end of the bed.

However, the lack of harmony does not mean that she does not care about Pei Xian. Gu Caocao's excuse is so big, you do n’t have to use it for nothing!

Pei Xian expanded the three-character scriptures for more than two hours. The brain cells ran away from home for a long time, but they did not respond for a while. They lay on the white, huge paper, and were dumbfounded. , Tear the little pros, pretend to be strong, your son's pro-wife? ?

"Oh!" Gu Caocao turned his head and screamed at him proudly.