The Whole Family Went Crazy Listening To My Thoughts, I Was Responsible For Feeding

 “The folk customs in the spiritual world are so tough...” Xie Yuzhou muttered softly.

The man waved his hand: "Do you want to buy it? They were selling six hundred spirit stones just now, and I only need three hundred."

The Imperial Master silently took out three hundred spirit stones and tied the hairband on Xie Yuzhou's head.

Lu Chaochao was shopping and buying some novelties from the stalls, all of which were of high quality and low price.

"Don't worry, the things I sell include after-sales service. If someone robs them, I will be responsible for getting them back." The man's tone was extremely sincere.

 Everyone was somewhat speechless.

“Are you foreigners? You must have been attracted by the barrier gate leading to the human world. Our border town is close to the demon world, and there are very few people coming and going.”

The monks filling the streets made him earn a lot of money.

“However, the recent auction of elves in Xihe City Treasure Pavilion also attracted a lot of people..."

Lu Chaochao's eyelids twitched slightly: "Auction the elves? Can elves also be auctioned?" Her eyes widened innocently, as if she was an ignorant child who didn't understand anything.

 The man hissed.

"Little girl, you don't understand. Nowadays, monks all advocate raising elves. Elves even surpass spiritual stones and can be circulated among monks."

“Many elves are treated as goods for human entertainment.”

“Adult elves can warm the bed, and can even absorb her spiritual energy and share their longevity. The elves are loved by the world and can weaken the thunder calamity. Young elves, raised by their side since childhood, are more usable.”

Lu Chaochao pinched his finger bones and turned white: "The elves are not beasts! They have intelligence and are no different from humans!"

 The man shook his head: "Little girl, this world is written by the strong."

"Everyone knows that there is no difference between the elves and humans, but no one dares to expose it. The elves have no strong backers, who dares to speak for them?" Who makes the elves have treasures in their hearts, but have no ability to protect themselves? .

"When is the auction? Chaochao wants to take a look." Lu Chaochao asked with red eyes.

 “Here, three days later.”

Lu Chaochao lowered his head slightly. Is the spiritual world accustomed to selling elves?

 To practice cultivation, you must first cultivate your mind. The spiritual world is no longer the spiritual world it once was.

“Have you ever heard of the Xihe Xia family?” asked the imperial master. That is the main branch of their lineage.

"Of course I have heard of it. The Xia family is good at divination and is quite famous in the three realms. It is not far from the main city of Xihe. It takes about half a day to arrive. Oh, it happens that the Zhenbaoge auction is also in Xihe, so I can join in the fun. "

The national preceptor held Lu Chaochao's hand and said, "Since I am a priest of the Southern Kingdom, I must help someone in the Southern Kingdom find a way out."

"How about you go to Xia's house with me and then to the auction house?" The national preceptor knew that Mrs. Ning was the Elf King.

 Lu Chaochao will definitely not be able to let go of the elves.

Lu Chaochao hummed slightly, his tone was quite low.

 The Imperial Master took a few people to Xihe. Fortunately, it was not far away, and the teleportation array arrived soon.

Lu Chaochao suddenly staggered when he arrived at Xihe City.

  She suddenly raised her head and looked at a towering hall in the city.

"What's wrong?"

 It has the aura of Chongyue!

Lu Chaochao shook his head: "Where is that place? It looks more majestic and domineering than the imperial palace."

Although the Imperial Preceptor has never been to Xihe, the ancient books handed down from the clan have introduced it: "That place should be the city lord's mansion."

 Lu Chaochao remembered the location and said no more.

“Wow, the hair of the people in the spirit world is so beautiful. It comes in all kinds of colors.” Xie Yuzhou looked excited.

"I want to dye this thing yellow. I want it to be yellow fur!" He touched his hair.

 It has always been believed in the world that filial piety begins by not daring to damage the body, hair, and skin of parents. No one dares to do anything to their hair.

Lu Chaochao added: "I just bought hair dye. If you like it, I will dye it for you later."

 Xie Yuzhou jumped for joy.

"I have asked around and Xihe is in Dongcheng. I will go back to see the clan leader later."

"Tomorrow, I will come to pick you up." The Imperial Preceptor found an inn and opened an upper room.

Anyway, Xie Yuzhou and Lu Chaochao live together. Zhui Feng is a dog and Zhu Mo is a dragon, but they are not humans.

 “The spirit of the country, I ask you to take care of Your Majesty.”

Black Dragon nodded in despair.

 When the imperial master left, Lu Chaochao saw that it was still dark, so he waved to Xie Yuzhou: "As the Romans do, I will give you all a color."

The wind-chasing dog's eyes widened and he backed away step by step as if in fear.

But Lu Chaochao flicked his fingertips and pulled Zhui Feng right in front of him.

"Be good, let's change the color. You are the only dog ​​in the three worlds. No one can compare with you! Come on, come on, let me pick a color for you..." Lu Chaochao looked at Zhui Feng with a smile, which made Zhui Feng howl in fright. .

 After a while, my whole body was covered with towels.

Chasing after the wind, looking at the sky with a hopeless look, clear tears dripping from the dog's eyes.

Zhu Mo's wife Ben was taken away. He was heartbroken and sat by the window, casually tossing his head in Lu Chaochao's hands.

Only Xie Yuzhou pointed at his head and shouted: "I want to dye my hair yellow, choose the yellowest color!"

Lu Chaochao matched himself with the perfect color, and sat three people and a dog beside the bed.

 “I’m going to wash it first, I can’t wait to see it!”

 Xie Yuzhou rushed to wash his hair.

 When I came back from washing, my head was full of yellow hair, and even my eyebrows were dyed yellow.

“Okay, okay, I must be the most handsome kid on this street.” Sitting in front of the mirror, I couldn’t help but admire with satisfaction.

After Zhui Feng washed himself, he lay on the ground and cried for half an hour.

 The originally majestic black hair turned red all over, bright red! The bright red round dog, majestic and full of joy!

Zhu Mo finally came to his senses and put his head into the bucket to wash it in fear.

Hair disheveled, sitting wet in front of the bronze mirror, with green hair!

Green glow!

 Lu Chaochao looked at his colorful little crotch with satisfaction, it was so beautiful!

　　　is the color of the rainbow.

 At night.

 Xie Yuzhou, who was in a daze, felt as if his soul had left his body, as if he had been pulled into a strange environment.

The golden light is dazzling all around, Sanskrit sounds are ringing in the ears, and countless wooden fish are beating at the same time.

Master Shikong is wearing a cassock, with Buddha light all over his body.

"I heard from the disciples of the Brahma Kingdom that the Buddha is obsessed with the world and does not want to escape into Buddhism. In order to welcome the Buddha back to his throne as soon as possible, starting from today, I will dream day and night to enlighten the Buddha's wisdom."

 In the golden light, countless compassionate Bodhisattvas responded softly.

 “Welcome to the Buddha.”

“Welcome to the Buddha.” As the footsteps approached, everyone slowly looked over.

 In the lower realm of a Buddha, even if he is reincarnated for hundreds of lives, the Buddha nature engraved in his bones will remain unchanged.

I believe that under their boundless Dharma, I will be able to return as soon as possible.

 Smiling eyes slowly became solemn as he approached step by step.

 Xie Yuzhou has a head full of yellow hair.

Looking blankly at the sky filled with gods and Buddhas.

Xie Yuzhou was on pins and needles because of their burning eyes.

 “You guys also want to dye it?” Why are they all looking at my hair in a daze? !

You must be envious, right? (End of chapter)