The Whole Family Went Crazy Listening To My Thoughts, I Was Responsible For Feeding

Chapter 76 The victim is the emperor

 “The sacred flowers have bloomed. My dear, please go back to celebrate the New Year.”

"I love you for your hard work." As soon as the emperor left the sacrificial hall, he couldn't hold back the smile on his face.

The Minister of Rites was so shocked that he opened his mouth from ear to ear and hurriedly looked into the palace with small steps.

 A delicate and beautiful divine flower has already bloomed.

 The blooming posture is more beautiful than in previous years.

The Minister of Rites's eyes widened, his whole body trembled, and he knelt down with a bang from the Taichang Temple Minister.

 “The blessing of Beizhao, the blessing of Beizhao. The people of Li will be grateful to the gods. Thank the gods for their blessings...” Several people bowed to the ground and worshiped with great piety.

“Your Majesty, how did you make the flowers bloom?”

“How did the gods respond?”

 The Minister of Rites’ eyes were burning.

The emperor waved his hand: "Let's talk in detail later. Mr. Zhou, please go back to celebrate the New Year. We can also catch the lantern festival..." After saying that, he took Lu Chaochao personally and left with a smile on his lips.

 All the way back to the imperial study, the emperor's smile never stopped.

 “Send some snacks that won’t occupy your stomach, suitable for babies.” The emperor placed Lu Chaochao on the dragon chair.

How can we allow others to snore on the side of the couch?

cannot.

 But Lu Chaochao can!

 The emperor stood back and personally brought out an ancient book.

The ancient books are painted with mysterious pictures and texts, and they look quite old.

"This is the sacred book, sent from the southern kingdom to worship the gods."

“The southern country enshrines the servants of gods, and is the one who knows the gods best. This is a treasure that has been passed down for many years. All countries offer sacrifices according to the above rules.”

"The gods' preferences and taboos are all in this book." The emperor solemnly placed it in front of her.

Lu Chaochao stared at himself with big eyes and small eyes, and pointed at himself in confusion? ?

 She was sitting on the dragon chair, her head could not even touch the table.

Hold on to the table and stand up, barely leveling up.

 The emperor had no choice but to carry her to the table.

 Use her father, Zhongyonghou's folded book to pad her buttocks.

 “Anyway, everything your dad writes is bullshit.”

 Lu Chaochao looked at the emperor with a blank expression.

 “Wo!” He slapped his small chest so loudly that it crackled.

 “Illiteracy!” shouted.

 Be serious and speak righteously!

 The emperor was startled.

"Pfft..." The prince couldn't hold it back. Why are you so proud of being illiterate? ? !

Let me ask, what are you so proud of? !

The prince had no choice but to take the book and explain it to her.

"Zong Tiantian is the master of justice, serious and rules-oriented. His sacrifices are the most difficult, but the luck he brings is also the most impressive."

 “His sacrifices must be meticulous and cannot make any mistakes.”

“In the sacred book, pigs and sheep must be killed every year for sacrifice, and the incense must be kept burning. This can show respect for the gods.”

Lu Chaochao was so angry that he slapped the table with both hands, but...

My little hands were so soft and sore from the patting, and my little face was twisted.

 “Fu said!”

 “Fu said!” It’s all a rumor!

 He even stole my pea yellow before!

They even stole the melons I planted, secretly dug a hole for the melons, dug out the pulp with a spoon, and then peeed in them!

 While she was picking the fruit, Nima...

Lu Chaochao’s face turned green.

 A heavy emphasis on rules?

 Pooh, he is the most naughty one!

“There is also the God of Spring who is in charge of the changes of the four seasons. She loves the cool wind and rain, and the sacrifices given to her every year must be prepared a year in advance.”

“The rain and dew must be picked according to the twenty-four solar terms such as Beginning of Spring, Rain, Waking of Insects, Vernal Equinox, Qingming, Grain Rain, Beginning of Summer, Xiaoman, and Eawn.”

 “She is the most transcendent and spotless fairy among the gods.”

“If the order of the solar terms is wrong, the harvest will be very poor that year.”

 Lu Chaochao looked disgusted.

 Otherworldly?

 “Rumors are all just rumors!”

 Obviously she likes Little Yellow Books the most!

snort!

"Don't listen, don't listen, you **** is chanting sutras." Lu Chaochao covered his ears. They were all fake.

The emperor was helpless and asked the prince to carry the sacred book down.

 Lu Chaochao became more energetic.

 “TuTu…” spread his hands towards the emperor.

 “Tutu!” Seeing the emperor pretending to be stupid, he was stunned.

 “Tu Tu, Jia Jia.” Touching her pink little fingernails. "Children who are less than one year old cannot wear nail polish. They will bite their nails because it is poisonous."

Seeing that Lu Chaochao was about to cry, the emperor hurriedly said: "You can apply it to others."

 Lu Chaochao stopped crying.

 Looking at him in surprise.

 The prince felt as if his hair stood on end all over, as if he was being stared at by some terrifying beast.

 He quietly took a step back.

 Sure enough…

The emperor raised his hand silently: "Although you can't paint it, someone can paint it."

　　"Chaochao, if you smear him, you can't smear me."

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 eaten.

 The prince's legs went weak.

"Father... the life of your son and ministers is also your life." The prince knelt on the ground, "Father, my son is his biological son. You are also responsible for the shame."

 Father!

 Lu Chaochao was holding the bottle of koudan, grinning to the back of his head.

 "Good health, good health, red..." It looked so beautiful, she picked the brightest bottle.

The prince bit the bullet and said: "Chaochao, how about we change someone else? Apply it to the prince..."

 The prince’s calves trembled.

"Your Highness, I have not offended you! Please spare this servant."

The bright red kodan made his scalp numb after looking at it.

"Uncle Emperor..." Lu Chaochao pursed his lips.

 “Mud, and paper pot pot, together!”

The prince suppressed his laughter and thought about the sad things ten thousand times.

Although he can't hide from it, as long as the father wears nail polish, no one dares to laugh!

 Chaochao dared to offend his father.

Chaochao is my father’s favorite.

 He is not.

 His father beat him, he really beat him.

 “Uncle…”

 “Uncle…”

 “Next time, Wobufa will develop...” the little guy said softly, and the emperor directly stretched out his hand.

For the common people, for the inheritance of our ancestors, for the common people...

 The emperor's eyes were red with anger.

Lu Chaochao opened the bottle cap, took out a small brush, ordered the soldiers and generals, and dyed the emperor first.

 The emperor kept his eyes closed the whole time.

Spread your fingers and let Lu Chaochao be dyed with the cool kodan.

 My fingertips feel cool and my heart feels cool too.

The emperor felt that today was extremely long, and he felt that the eight-treasure duck should not be eaten today.

Hey, ancestors, it’s really difficult to make her happy.

What a devil.

 The little guy waved his hand: "It's so good..."

 “Brother Taizhi, it’s time for mud.” The prince shook his head and silently stepped forward.

In his memory, Emperor Xuanping was serious, old-fashioned, and unsmiling.

Even the queen mother would not dare to make a mistake in front of her father.

 with his harem concubines, and his dozen or so brothers and sisters, none of them were ever hugged by his father.

Tsk tsk, now I am looking at my father in dragon robes, blowing his nails with a doting look on his face...

If outsiders knew about it, it would probably shock everyone's attention.

Lu Yuanze's father would not expose her before he left.

The prince willingly spread his hands and let Chao Chao paint his nails.

 “Slippers…” Lu Chaochao said.

The two of them silently took off their shoes and socks, exposed their toes, and lined up, waiting for her to apply the bright red rouge.

The prince and his father-in-law looked up at the sky. How great would be the shock to outsiders when they saw this scene?

Lu Yuanze, you didn’t take any of this wealth and wealth, and you even threw it away with your backhand!

 The emperor sighed faintly.

 I haven’t figured it out yet.

 Lu Chaochao fought with the dog.

 Why did he and the prince become victims?

 (End of this chapter)