Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 41 The Devil Is in the Sixth High School (Part 2)

At 12:30 noon, the June mid-month exam, the math exam begins.

Chen Yu sat on the only seat in the classroom, and took the test paper handed by the math invigilator.

Perhaps it was the suggestion of the previous English teacher that there were two invigilators for this math test.

One is the mathematics substitute teacher of the second class of the second grade, and the other is the leader of the mathematics group.

"Student Chen Yu, write your name first, and wait for the bell to ring before you start answering the paper." The math teacher reminded him kindly.

"clear."

Chen Yu nodded, picked up the newly bought pen, wrote his name, and then began to examine the questions.

At this time, the mathematics team leader dragged two chairs from the next door, and sat on the left and right sides of Chen Yu with the mathematics teacher.

Chen Yu: "..."

Then, the math teacher took out two bags of snacks from his arms, and handed one of them to the math team leader: "Here you are, team leader."

"Thank you." The group leader took it happily.

Chen Yu: "..."

Through the transparent plastic bag, he can clearly see what the snacks are inside.

Melon seeds, dried fruit, potato chips, shrimp sticks, spicy sticks...even instant noodles...

The math teacher stared at Chen Yu.

The math team leader also stared at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu stared at the table.

There was an eerie silence in the examination room.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Ring ring ring!"

The bell that represented the start of the exam suddenly rang!

And the three of them also started to act at the same time.

Chen Yu answered the question.

The math teacher and the team leader unpacked the package and ate the sunflower seeds!

"Crack."

"Crack."

"Crack..."

The vibration generated by human teeth biting the shell of melon seeds was transmitted through the air and poured into Chen Yu's ears.

"Crack."

"Crack..."

It is crisp and melodious...

Chen Yu: "..."

The tip of the pen stayed on the first question for a while, and Chen Yu said with a blank face: "It's a bit unreasonable to do this, right?"

"What's wrong?" The math teacher was at a loss: "Student Chen Yu, do you have any questions?"

"You guys are eating melon seeds here, is it normal?"

"Student Chen Yu like this." The mathematics team leader pushed his glasses and explained solemnly: "In order to prevent teachers from being bored during the invigilation, the school allows teachers to eat some snacks. In other examination rooms, teachers also eat."

"There are many students in the other examination room, and the invigilator is far away. It's not the same as you sticking to my ears and eating, right?!"

"Oh." The math teacher nodded and handed out melon seeds: "So you want to eat it too?"

"...That's not what I'm talking about!" Chen Yu roared: "I'm talking about you guys here! It will affect my exam!"

"Student Chen Yu, there is something wrong with what you said." The math team leader on the left said slowly: "How many decibels can we eat melon seeds? It's not as loud as your sneeze, so how can it affect you? "

"Yes, yes." The math teacher on the right agreed: "You can only be quiet if you have a calm mind. Chen Yu, you are not calm, what does it have to do with the teachers?"

On the left: "Is the test paper too difficult? Make you famous?"

On the right: "If you feel that you can't write, the three of us can fight the landlord for a while."

On the left: "Good idea, you will win melon seeds."

On the right: "Student Chen Yu, why do you have blue veins on your forehead? Does your head hurt?"

On the left: "Don't take the test if you are not in good condition, your health is important..."

"Boom!"

Chen Yu slammed his fists on the table: "Stop making noise! ​​I want to take an exam!"

The math teacher and the math team leader were taken aback, looked at each other, and started eating melon seeds again.

"The exam is the exam, it's not that you are not allowed to take the exam."

"That's right, what's the point of losing your temper..."

"Crack."

"Crack."

"Crack..."

Chen Yu: "..."

Amidst the sound of cracking melon seed shells one after another, Chen Yu finished ten multiple-choice questions with difficulty.

And the melon seeds of the two invigilators have also finished eating.

Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief, his brows slightly relaxed.

But then, he took out potato chips from left to right and chewed them fiercely in his mouth.

"Crack."

"Crack."

"Ka Ka Chi Chi..."

Chen Yu: "..."

Twenty minutes later, the potato chips and shrimp crackers were finished, and the two invigilators replaced them with dried fruit.

"Crackling!"

"Crackling!"

"Quack bouncing..."

Chen Yu: "..."

Half an hour later, when the dried fruit was finished, the two invigilators brought hot water and ate instant noodles. And try to use your lips to rub against the noodles.

"Shh!"

"Shh!"

"Shhhhhhhh..."

Chen Yu wiped the soup off his face and roared angrily, "Boss Zha!!!"

...

"Ring ring ring ring..."

Finally, the bell rang to signify the end of the exam.

The two invigilators also finished their last bit of snacks.

Looking at the last few unanswered big questions, Chen Yu's expression was dull.

He has tried.

But there were sounds from both sides of the mouth, which really made it difficult for him to concentrate.

"Oh, classmate Chen Yu, that's amazing." The math teacher stood up, took the test paper and glanced at it, nodded: "After answering so many questions correctly, it seems that the bonus is gone."

"Don't talk to me." Chen Yu covered his ears: "I feel pain from any sound that comes out of your mouth."

...

In the afternoon, at half past two, the language test began.

There are more invigilators this time, and there are three teachers in total.

One of them is Chen Yu's class teacher.

"Chen Yu, here is your paper."

The head teacher stepped forward, handed the examination paper to Chen Yu, and then took out a wireless microphone from his pocket.

"..." Chen Yu took the exam paper in a daze: "Old... What are you doing, teacher?"

"No reason." The head teacher knocked on the microphone and waved his hand casually: "Don't worry, take the exam well and show your full strength."

Five minutes later, the bell rang and the exam began.

Before Chen Yu could start writing, there was a burst of singing "Hang Huai" beside him.

"My motherland and I cannot be separated for a moment! No matter where we go to Nagada, we will always leave a hymn..."

"Like a bow when lying down! Standing like a pine tree! Sitting still like a bell, walking like a gust of wind..."

"Xinle's flower, I want to catch Lehuiga, in Nasenye Bar, no matter if he is seiga or not..."

After the three songs were sung quickly, the homeroom teacher took back the microphone and said with a smile, "The teacher wants to cheer you up. Now that you're done cheering up, you must perform well!"

"..."

After being silent for a while, Chen Yu took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and picked up a pen to answer the question, but found that his mind was completely occupied by these three "poisoning melody" songs, in an endless loop.

"Hmm..." Chen Yu patted his cheek hard, trying his best to concentrate.

"The first question, one of the following items without typos is... My motherland and I cannot..."

"For the third question, fill in the blank words in the following sentences. The most appropriate one is... lying down like a bow! standing like a pine tree..."

"The fifth question, in "Facing the Sea, Spring Blossoms Blooming", the author shows what the details are described... the flower of the heart, I want to catch Le Huiga, in Nasenye Bar..."

"Ahhh!!"

Chen Yu went crazy: "Don't play it back in your head..."