Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

Li Nianfan was stunned for a moment, "You...you can modify it at will?"

Niutou said modestly: "It can only be changed slightly, and the nature will not change. It is still impossible to turn a pig into a dog."

Changing reincarnation from an ordinary family to a wealthy family, do you call this a small change?

This is even bigger than the gap between pigs and dogs!

A group of officials who don't understand the hardships of people's livelihood!

Now Li Nianfan is really looking at this trial work with admiration.

With such an amazing job, the bull head and the horse face are still pushing back and forth, is it plausible?

I don't know how to be blessed when I am in the blessing, I am envious.

Li Nianfan was really lucky, his relationship with the underworld was not bad, very good, and his future was stable.

He saw that they hadn't spoken for a long time, and there was a faint sadness between their brows, and he almost wrote the word worry on his face, and he didn't even dare to say a word.

With a sudden thought, he said, "Brother Niu, tell me honestly, what will be the sentence for the three of them?"

"this……"

Niutou looked at the three of Yue Tu, felt a little troubled, and said in a low voice: "Two of them killed innocent people indiscriminately, and the other illegally refined their souls. Both of them are serious crimes, and they may not be able to reincarnate."

The meaning of being unable to reincarnate is to go to the 18th floor of hell.

Yun Yiyi's face turned pale, she smiled bitterly, and said, "Mr. Li, this little girl deserves what she deserves, so there is no need to intercede."

At this time, Jie Se spoke up, "The poor monk has been accompanying him all the way, but he has the ability but has not stopped her. Miss Yun's karma should be recorded on the poor monk's head."

Seeing that the two of them were about to put on a fancy show of affection and dog abuse, Li Nianfan quickly interrupted, "Ahem, brother Niu, that... can you accommodate me?"

"Theoretically, it's not possible." Niutou said, the word 'theoretically' is very particular. Sure enough, Niutou changed the subject, "However, among the three of them, one established Buddhism and the other turned into hell. , One to make up for reincarnation, these are all public virtues, you can talk about love outside the law."

Li Nianfan smiled, "It's good to be able to talk about love!"

The so-called intercourse, isn't this thing controlled by Niutou's hands.

Immediately, he took out the wine gourd and poured a glass of wine in a "squeaky" manner, "By the way, Brother Niu, Brother Ma, it's the first time we meet, you haven't tasted my homemade wine, although It’s not comparable to the so-called fairy wine, but the taste is definitely good, so try it.”

"Mr. Li, you are out of touch now. With our relationship, do you need to fix these external things?" Niu Tou and Ma Mian said, but their eyes were fixed on the quilt, almost protruding. up.

After they regained consciousness, Black and White Wuchang bragged about how great the master is in front of them, and the most mentioned thing is naturally the food and wine of the master, which are a hundred times more precious than the so-called elixir!

Every time I hear it, I am so greedy for the bull head and horse noodles, my saliva is running down, they are not good at other things, just this one!

Is this the fine wine of an expert?

I sniffed my nose, um, it smells so good!

Li Nianfan smiled and said, "It's because I didn't see anyone that I invited you to drink. You're welcome."

The bull-headed horse-face swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a "gudong", "Then we will be disrespectful."

After finishing speaking, he couldn't wait to take the wine glass and drank it down.

"ah--"

Good wine, really good wine!

They smacked their mouths. Not only is it delicious, but it is also very beneficial to cultivation. This wine...is simply not something that can be had in the world.

A myriad of thoughts suddenly surged in Niutou Mamian's heart, and his admiration for the expert soared. He never thought that not only would he be out of trouble, but he would also be able to taste such a divine wine.

Li Nianfan held the wine gourd and smiled slightly, "Come, come, there is another glass after this one."

Of course he didn't just drink for the bull head and horse face, Black and White Wuchang were still around, so naturally they were indispensable, even the ghost guards who were in charge of guarding here also got a glass of wine.

The eyes of these ghost messengers have been aiming this way for a long time. They thought they could just smell the wine and get over their noses, but unexpectedly they could drink a glass of wine. They were immediately flattered and thanked them repeatedly.

As for such a bunch of souls queuing up, it was a bit miserable, and I could only watch helplessly.

At this moment, an old man blurted out his protest: "Why don't we have one? A drop is fine."

"Huh?"

Niutou froze for a moment, "This old man's thoughts are still so clear, what's going on?"

Ma Mian waved his hand, "It seems that IQ is still reserved, drag it out, and give me another bowl of Mengpo soup."

Everyone enjoyed a feast of wine and wine, and immediately became happy.

Two blushes of red rose on Niutou's face, and he patted his chest cheerfully and said: "Mr. Li, these three are your friends, and they are my friends of Niutou. My old Niu has nothing else. It's a good idea to put a knife in the ribs, and this matter is on me!"

Immediately, he waved his hand, and there was a glimmer of light on the book of life and death.

Moon Tea appeared first.

"The demons have killed countless people and committed a heinous crime. They should be sent to the sixteenth level of hell, sentenced to three thousand years, and then re-entered into a pig's womb."

This is terrifying. You will have to suffer for three thousand years in the sixteenth floor of hell, and then you will be put into a pig's womb.

"Small things." Niutou smiled slightly, rinsed the brush in his mouth, and began to write.

"Nianqi repented, created Buddhism, guided people to be good, and forged good causes. It is recommended to temporarily exempt the punishment of hell, which will be observed in the future."

Niu Tou scratched Niu Tou and said: "Young Master Li, hell is avoided, but if you enter reincarnation, you may have to go through nine miserable lives, and you may not be a human being."

"Thank you very much." Yue Tu said sincerely, then paused and said, "Can you let me cast myself as a man?"

It seems that she is still counting on becoming a monk in the next life.

"Hahaha, this is the easiest." Niutou smiled slightly, and wrote parentheses at the end, male, male, and male.

Next came Jie Se and Yun Yiyi, their expressions became a little tense.

Not surprisingly, their crimes also reached the level of hell, but they were much lighter than Yue Tu.

Niutou smiled, "You two are easier to deal with, and I have a great favor in the underworld, so it's a piece of cake."

Yun Yiyi looked forward to it: "Can you arrange for me and the monk to be husband and wife?"

Niutou said: "It is possible, but since you are guilty, you are destined to have a lot of setbacks."

Li Nianfan said with a smile: "Frustrations don't matter, as long as the final outcome is good."

Seeing that Li Nianfan had spoken, Niutou naturally didn't say much, with a brush in his mouth, "This... let me try."

"Through the nine lifetimes of love calamity, although each calamity is full of difficulties, the road of love is bumpy, and obstacles are like a moat, but..."

Niutou weighed this sentence over and over again, and finally slapped his forehead, and simply wrote the words "happy ending".

Damn it, don't care, anyway, I'll write the general direction here, as for the specific fate arrangement, I love it.

My old cow is a rough man, I can only help you so much.

Yun Yiyi immediately said happily: "Thank you, Mr. Niutou."

Black and white are not common, and he smiled and said: "It's ok, just drink Mengpo soup and you can reincarnate."

The three of Yue Tu looked at each other, bowed to Li Nianfan together, and did not speak, because words could no longer express the gratitude in their hearts.

Li Nianfan laughed, "Okay, you should thank the adults in the underworld, and be a good person in your next life."

He pursed his lips, feeling that his words were a little strange.

Black and white impermanence leads the way, "Please follow me."

For the three of Yue Tu, the underworld naturally opened a fast track, no need to queue up, and they were guaranteed to be able to reincarnate quickly.

Back at Naihe Bridge, the old woman ladling the soup was still there, with a kind face, and it seemed that there was not much change.

Smiling at the crowd, he opened the back door wide and scooped three big bowls for Yue Tu and the others, "You're welcome, just drink."

She looked at Li Nianfan and the others again, and said with a smile, "Guests, do you want some?"

"No!" Nannan and Long'er shuddered and hid behind Li Nianfan.

Ziye couldn't help but said: "Grandmother, stop joking."

With a smile on her face, she remembered that when she came to the underworld, her mother-in-law would ask herself this question every time to scare her.

"Hehe, it's Xiao Zi." Granny Meng showed kindness in her eyes, "I haven't seen you for many years, how is Tiangong now?"

Ziye's complexion was slightly bitter, and she opened her mouth, ready to tell Granny Meng about the situation in Tiangong, hoping to get a solution.

"vomit!"

However, Yun Yiyi suddenly retched, she took the bowl, and when she smelled it unpreparedly, her stomach twitched and her face was full of horror.

It's smelly and fishy, ​​if you drink this stuff... you'll die, right?

Looking at Yue Tu and Jie Lun again, the two have closed their eyes, as if they were chanting scriptures, but the hand holding the bowl was trembling slightly.

Yun Yiyi quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm a little...vomit!"

Li Nianfan couldn't help but said, "Um... Grandmother, can you add some seasoning to the soup? At least it can improve the taste."

Meng Po smiled and said, "If Mr. Li has any condiments, you can put them in the pot and have a try."

"Okay." Li Nianfan took out the seasoning packet he carried with him, tore open a packet, and poured a small half of the packet into the pot.

Po Meng stirred for a while, and at the next moment, a strange fragrance came out suddenly, and the ghosts who were originally anxious suddenly twitched their noses and looked at Po Meng soup strangely, even a little impatiently.

The eyes of black and white impermanence couldn't help but affirm, looking at the pot of Mengpo soup, couldn't help licking his lips.

Bai Wuchang couldn't help but said: "Young Master Li, what did you put here? It's so fragrant!"

"Chicken essence and cumin, these two are good things to improve the taste and aroma."

Bai Wuchang exclaimed: "I'll go, chicken essence? This is simply a fetish!"

Hei Wuchang was full of thirst for knowledge, "What kind of chicken is this? Grab more."

Po Meng started serving soup to the ghosts again.

In front of him was a middle-aged man, holding Mengpo soup in his hand, but he didn't drink it for a long time.

The ghost guard's face suddenly darkened, and he said in a low voice: "What's wrong? I've improved it for you, and you still don't want to drink it? Hurry up!"

The ghost's face was full of pain, and he said: "The adults don't know, but the villain and a woman fell in love and killed each other. Their love is stronger than gold, and they move the heavens and the earth. They will deeply engrave each other in their minds. Will not forget each other."

The ghost guard frowned, "What do you want to express?"

"A bowl of Mengpo soup...may not be enough."

"Good boy, you're so brave! I think you clearly want to cheat!"

The ghost messenger had already seen through everything, and beckoned, "Come here, bring him the original version of Mengpo soup, let him drink until he is full!"