Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

Hearing the word Heng'e, Li Nianfan was even more sure of the identity of the visitor.

This woman is naturally the protagonist of Chang'e Flying to the Moon, whose original name is Chang'e.

In fact, it is mentioned in "Journey to the West" that Chang'e generally refers to the female gods in the Heavenly Palace, and it is not Chang'e who is molested by Zhu Bajie, but another of the many Chang'e fairies.

Li Nianfan smiled and said: "So it's Fairy Heng'e, for a person like you, I dare not cheat your tears, I will be struck by lightning."

Hang'e pursed her lips and smiled, and said playfully, "Master Shengjun, please don't say that, Heng'e is afraid of being struck by lightning."

She was teasing Li Nianfan's status as a sage of meritorious deeds.

"Hahaha, you rely on your appearance, I rely on my talent, it's not the same."

Li Nianfan laughed, and then invited: "Fairy Heng'e, would you like to come up and have a drink together?"

"The little girl is disrespectful."

Hang'e's skirt was fluttering, and with the wind, she floated to the attic, where she sat opposite Li Nianfan.

Li Nianfan looked at Fairy Heng'e in front of him, feeling a little dazed, with the background of the big and round bright moon, it was the real Fairy Yuexia sitting in front of him.

Drinking with yourself is a different experience.

Li Nianfan took out the crystal cup and poured it for Chang'e, "Fairy Chang'e, please."

"Thank you, Shengjun." Heng'e was more bold than Li Nianfan imagined, raised his wine glass, and drank the wine in the glass.

After drinking a glass of wine, her face suddenly flushed twice.

Li Nianfan couldn't help reminding: "Uh...Fairy Heng'e, my wine is quite strong, so it's better to drink it sparingly."

Heng'e smiled and said: "Lord Shengjun, don't worry, the little girl's drinking capacity is still acceptable, could it be that she is reluctant to part with your good wine?"

"Hehe, of course not, just open it and drink it." Li Nianfan smiled and waved his hands, looking at the two spots of red on Heng'e's cheeks, expressing some doubts.

Soon, this suspicion was confirmed.

Probably influenced by Li Nianfan's poem, Heng'e's mood was not stable.

After the third glass of wine, Heng'e looked into Li Nianfan's eyes, his eyes were already getting drunk, and said with a smile: "Shengjun's ability to make up stories really opened Hang'e's eyes, and I was even moved by seeing it."

While talking, she picked up a booklet with the words "Chang'e Flying to the Moon" imprinted on it. In this booklet, there are not only stories but also pictures attached, similar to the style of a comic book.

Li Nianfan's face suddenly became embarrassing, it was because the person concerned came to him to make an argument.

He coughed lightly and said, "Ahem, it was also forced by the situation at that time, and I ask Fairy Chang'e not to be offended."

"I don't blame you, I have to thank you."

Heng'e blinked at Li Nianfan, her fair face was blushing now, she exhaled like blue, with the smell of alcohol, "This story is beautiful, it will make me known by all mortals, and even be known as the Fairy of the Moon Palace, receiving incense from others has made my Moon Palace no longer deserted."

"As long as Fairy Heng'e likes it."

"Hehe, Mr. Li, do you know why I married Dayi in the first place?"

Heng'e said to herself: "At the beginning, human beings were just established, weak and weak, and survived in the cracks between the monster race and the witch race. Fortunately, there were constant struggles between the lich race, and human beings were able to thrive..."

Li Nianfan didn't interrupt, he was also curious about the specific story that happened back then, and listened quietly.

However, Heng'e stopped talking suddenly, picked up the jug, poured herself a glass again, then drank it down in one gulp, half lying on the table, as if she had changed from a cold and refined fairy to a drunkard fairy.

"Later, Kuafu of the Wu Clan was played by the Golden Crow and was roasted to death by him. Dayi was also a member of the Wu Clan, so he prepared to avenge him. At that time, the ten sons of Emperor Jun went out to play together and roasted him to death. Roasting the earth, making life difficult for the people of the nation."

Heng'e paused and continued: "The human race teamed up with the witch race to shoot and kill all ten golden crows. The witch race is naturally difficult to reproduce, so they proposed the idea of ​​marrying the human race. More Wu Clan bloodlines continue."

"At that time, in order to free the people from the sea of ​​suffering, my father, Emperor Ku, agreed to do so. To show his sincerity, he promised to give me to Dayi after he shot down the sun."

Heng'e's voice became lower and lower, the originally beautiful big eyes have been slowly closed because of the slight drunkenness, leaving a long eyelashes on the eyeliner.

Even so, she still did not forget to pick up the jug drunkenly, and continued to pour herself wine.

But Li Nianfan stopped him, "Fairy Heng'e, you are drunk and can't drink any more."

"Nonsense, I'm huge, how could I be drunk?"

Heng'e's closed eyes suddenly opened, with red eye sockets, which seemed to be a sign of drinking madness. She twisted her body and grabbed the wine bottle, "I can't bear to drink, do you? I have been lonely for so many years, and it is rare to find someone who can talk." How can you be so picky? How about I dance for you."

"Don't, don't!"

"Plop!"

Before the words fell, she lay down on the table, and there was no movement, only the slight sound of sleeping.

"Huh...it's okay." Li Nianfan felt lucky, if he was drunk, then my place would be lively.

As far as Heng'e's life experience is concerned, she is actually very good. Her father, Emperor Ku, established the solar terms in the mortal world and divided them into four seasons. Her meritorious deeds are not small, but she is one of the five emperors among the three emperors and five emperors.

To be honest, not many people have the guts to moles Heng'e.

It's just that I didn't expect... the famous fairy is actually a drunkard, and he can't drink well, and his wine quality is not good.

Li Nianfan looked at Heng'e, who was sleeping soundly, and immediately felt troubled, he must not let him sleep in the open air.

By the way, how many drinks has she had?

Six cups seems to be too easy to get drunk.

I remember a philosopher said that if a girl is not interested in you, she will drink a thousand cups;

Li Nianfan stared at Hang'e's tightly closed eyes with wide eyes, and said calmly, "Fairy Hang'e, Fairy Hang'e?" Li Nianfan tentatively called her a few times, "I know you're not drunk, don't try to seduce me Dao heart, don't pretend."

no response.

Instead, Li Nianfan blushed, no, don't stare at it, something will happen.

"Fairy, fairy wake up." He tentatively stretched out his hand and poked Heng'e vigorously.

Don't you feel it? Appears to be thoroughly drunk.

Li Nianfan licked his lips, then got up, stood on the attic and looked around. After making sure that no one was paying attention to this place, he cupped his hands at Heng'e and said, "The situation forced me to offend."

He took a deep breath, stretched out his hand slowly, and searched for a long time where to strike, finally he gritted his teeth, hugged his waist, and started to walk downstairs little by little.

The good news is that Heng'e's body is very light, as if weightless, and she doesn't feel strenuous. The bad news is that her body is too soft, soft and elastic, Li Nianfan doesn't even dare to use force, and because she is drunk, She instinctively hugged Li Nianfan back.

"hiss--"

Li Nianfan took a breath, and finally took him downstairs carefully.

Just about to enter the room quietly, but when they heard a "squeak", Nannan and Long'er poked their heads out of the next room out of curiosity.

The three eyes met, and the scene fell into silence.

Long'er looked at Heng'e, couldn't help but widen his eyes, covered his mouth and exclaimed, "Brother, you've turned bad!"

But... why did Li Nianfan feel that there was a hint of excitement in her voice.

Sure enough, the next moment, she saw her eyes shining, and she asked expectantly, "Do you want to help?"

Nannan is more professional, and thoughtfully said: "Do you need to silence it?"

Li Nianfan's face was full of black lines, his face darkened, and he said majesticly: "You two came just in time, she will be handed over to you, and... you are not allowed to watch TV for a month!"

At the same time, within the West Sea.

Several flying fish spirits were running fast, piercing the sea surface from time to time, flapping their wings and soaring in the air, and soon traveled thousands of miles to a hidden sea area, and then headed towards the depths of the seabed.

Entering a deep underwater cave, the black fish spirits turned into half-human, half-fish appearances one after another, walked to the bottom, and met an old man.

This old man has long beard and long hair, which is extremely thick, and the beard on the chin forms a long band, which hangs down straighter. His face is thin, and there is a red spot on his forehead.

Without opening his eyes, he asked calmly, "How was the battle in the West Sea?"

One of the flying fish spirits rolled its throat, and said in a trembling voice: "If you go back to the ancestors, Xihai... is defeated!"

The old man suddenly opened his eyes, frowned, and said in a low voice, "What's going on?"

Immediately, Fei Yujing told all the information he had found out, the more he listened, the deeper the old man's frown became.

"The holy body of merit?"

He hurriedly raised his hand and pinched his fingers, and deduced it, but it was a fog, chaotic, and there was no news at all.

"Jedi Tiantong suddenly stopped, the secrets are chaotic, and variables are rampant. This is probably another calamity!"

The old man's eyes narrowed slightly, and there was a flash of light on them, "My monster race has a great chance to rise again in this calamity! Is that octopus spirit out of his mind? What are you doing to attack others? You actually touched the Holy Body of Merit and Virtue, which ruined my great affairs! Die unjustly!"

He pondered for a moment, and said in a low voice: "The Heavenly Palace is not simple, and I don't know what tricks are hidden. You can let it go for a while. The most urgent thing is to integrate the monster clan first."

Fei Yujing said: "Old Ancestor, the monster clan is not at peace now, the dragon clan and Qilin clan in the South China Sea are relatively rampant and have great ambitions, and the Phoenix and Nine-Tailed Sky Fox, leading a large group of monsters, are also delusional. The most strange thing is that even the dog clan has begun to integrate, and the dog monsters gather together, and I don’t know what the purpose is, I feel... the plan is very big!"

"Dog family?"

The old man smiled coldly, and said in a disdainful tone, "Hmph, after the catastrophe, all the great powers of the wild are dormant, hiding from the world, and I really can't recognize myself. What kind of ghosts and snakes dare to come out and dominate?"