Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

"Whether it's a hair blow or a spell, this is your chance."

The white dog said in a deep tone, earnestly persuading, "We all know that you are very powerful, you are a god among dogs, but...times have changed, Dahei is the new generation of king of dogs, you can be attracted by it, really It's your creation!"

Xiaotiangou proudly said: "So what about the dog king? I am Xiaotiangou, so I don't care about this good fortune!"

"Don't be silly, can the Xiaotian dog be eaten? Can the Xiaotian dog have the smell of dog food?" The white dog shook his head, and the long dog hair swayed with the movement of the dog's head.

After finishing speaking, it also took out a plastic dog bowl, just put it on the ground, then took out a handful of brown beans from the thick dog hair on its body, and put it in the dog bowl with a "crackling".

Then, as soon as he lowered his head, he put the dog's mouth into the dog bowl and began to lick it.

The particles entered the mouth, its teeth began to chew, and the mouth opened and closed, very devoted.

"Boom, boom."

The crisp sound echoed in this cave, which seemed particularly pleasant.

The white dog was happy. While eating, his tail was wagging rhythmically from side to side. It smelled so good and was more active.

Xiaotiangou looked at it, froze on the spot, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, frowned and said, "You came here just to let me watch you eat this thing?"

Although I don't want to admit it, but I don't know why, I always feel that that thing has an inexplicable attraction to me.

"This is dog food, a reward from the dog king." The white dog licked the dog bowl clean, smacked his lips in aftertaste, and continued: "If you can please the dog king, this dog food can be used every day. Some to eat."

"Oh, so what? I'm going to eat that thing?"

Xiao Tiangou smiled, shook his head, and showed a proud expression, "Dog food? What a vulgar name, you dogs, you just haven't seen the world, and I was bought by this little dog food, not for me to show off , I think back then I was allowed to taste the nectar, and even the flat peach, I could have one every hundred years, this is the gap."

"Although I have never eaten flat peaches, if I had to choose between the two, I would still choose dog food, and your reaction is exactly the same as most dogs before eating dog food."

The white dog paused, a look of pain flashed across his face, he grabbed a small amount of dog food and handed it to Xiaotian dog, "Do you want to eat?"

Xiao Tiangou glanced at the dog food, snorted and said, "Since you kindly invite me, I will reluctantly try it."

After speaking, he took the dog food and put it into his mouth.

"Boom, boom."

The dog food was surprisingly brittle, but for a dog, it was just right hard, chewing it was very sensual, and Xiao Tianquan's cheeks trembled violently.

At the same time, as the dog food shattered in the mouth, a rich milk fragrance was released, filling the mouth instantly, and after the milk fragrance, there was also a mixture of vegetables and meat, all kinds of flavors blended together, But there is no conflict at all, and the deliciousness just hits the forehead.

The rattling stopped abruptly.

The Xiaotian dog was dumbfounded, stunned, turned into a statue and remained motionless, obviously dazed by the delicious food, it exploded!

But soon, his mouth was chewing at an even faster rate.

"Boom boom boom—"

The sound was endless.

The next moment, with the sound of "poof", his ears suddenly elongated, changed from human ears to dog ears, and stood upright in the sky, and a fluffy tail suddenly jumped out from behind his buttocks. swaying from side to side.

It's so delicious that it shows its original shape!

This... What kind of fairy delicacy is this? There is such a delicious thing in the world!

The most important thing is that besides being delicious, this dog food also contains a huge amount of aura, which can be eaten by a well-informed dog. Whether it is the milk flavor in it or the vegetables used, it is definitely not ordinary. It is most likely the root of heaven and earth!

Luxury, terror!

Is the food here so good?

Xiaotiangou's world view has been refreshed, and his mind is buzzing. It turns out that there are such gods as dog food in the world. This is the gospel of our generation of dog people!

The white dog was not surprised to see Xiao Tiangou's soul baptized, but reminded: "This dog food was saved by us, the poodle family, and you will have to return it to us in the future."

Xiaotiangou returned to reality, pretending to be profound and said: "This dog food is indeed not ordinary, but I have seen a baby that is much better than it, and what is my identity as Xiaotiangou, but I have a dog with an owner! Just because of this, you want me to please another dog? My dignity refuses!"

The white dog glanced at the Xiaotian dog, shook the dog's head and said, "This is just the lowest-grade dog food. It is made of a small amount of milk, the residue and peel of the spirit root fairy fruit, and then there is gold. Flaming bee honey flavored dog food."

Xiao Tiangou exclaimed: "Golden Flame Bee honey-flavored dog food?"

"It's more than that, there's pure spirit root fairy fruit flavored dog food at the back."

"Pure spirit root fairy fruit flavored dog food?!"

"Following that, there is mixed spirit root and fairy fruit flavored dog food, which is said to include flat peaches."

"Peach-flavored dog food??!!"

The roaring dog's voice was raised step by step, his eyes were wide open, and he couldn't let go of his dog's ears. The same was true for his tail, and he wanted to take off.

Saliva has dripped from his mouth, hanging in a long thread.

"The reason why I came to you and offered you dog food is because you are of the same origin as me, and at the same time I want you to help our poodle family."

The white dog spoke slowly, with a heavy tone, "In the dog mountain, there are too many dogs who please the king of dogs, and the ranks are even stricter. The dogs that are not favored at the outermost can only eat the meat of other monsters to survive. Only the better ones can eat dog food. Like our poodle family, we can only eat the lowest level. The most favored dogs are the Tibetan mastiff family who can massage, the beautiful white wolf family, and the very They can lick, they are the most flattering pugs, they can eat pure spirit root fairy fruit flavored dog food!"

"There is such a thing?!"

Xiao Tiangou's face suddenly became serious, and he said in a concentrated voice: "I'm not doing it for the dog food, but... As a member of the poodle, how can I just watch the poodle being weaker than other dogs? I am obliged to honor your glory! Why not sacrifice your dignity?"

It paused, and urged: "As a poodle, how can I please the dog king?"

"Our long hair is matched with the dance, which is quite interesting, barely able to catch the eyes of the dog king." While talking, the white dog also twisted its buttocks to demonstrate.

"Oh? Is that so?" The Xiaotian dog immediately turned into its original form, and began to writhe, its hair flying, learning humbly.

The white dog quickly said: "You don't have to twist, you can be a blow dog, maybe you can become the red dog next to the dog king, don't forget us when the time comes."

"Oh, that's right." Roaring Sky Dog came to his senses, "How to blow, what strength of wind is needed? Cold wind or hot wind, let me practice a little bit, after all, I am a dog that pursues perfection."

...

Heavenly Palace, the Palace of Merit and Virtue.

With Heng'e gently pushing the root of the last fried dough stick into her mouth with her fingers, and then sucking the last soy milk in the bowl into her mouth, it was announced that this breakfast ended perfectly.

Li Nianfan looked at Heng'e's swollen mouth and couldn't help but take a second look, feeling strange.

It is obviously a very indecent gesture, why does Heng'e give people a pleasing feeling when she does it?

Appearance is really important!

He smiled and said, "Are the two fairies satisfied with this breakfast?"

Heng'e exclaimed sincerely: "Satisfied, so satisfied, the delicious food made by Mr. Shengjun is really eye-opening, beyond imagination."

This breakfast is quite simple, just soy milk and fried dough sticks, but the enjoyment it brings is much more comfortable than eating any big meal. In terms of deliciousness, it has surpassed all the food they have eaten before , not to mention that it is not just as simple as food.

too precious.

Lan'er stood up shyly, bowed and said softly, "Thank you, Lord Shengjun, for your hospitality."

Li Nianfan suddenly stared at Lan'er with burning eyes, and said with a smile: "It's just a meal, don't be so polite, Fairy Lan'er, I think I'm still an approachable person, you don't have to be so cautious, let go."

"me……"

Lan'er's face turned red all of a sudden, she lowered her head, her body was trembling a little, and it took a long time to utter a few words, "I understand."

Li Nianfan couldn't help but shook his head with a smile, looking for a topic, "By the way, I saw Fairy Lan'er just came back, has the matter been resolved?"

"No, no." Lan'er frowned slightly and shook her head, "The problem is a bit tricky. I came back to invite someone to go to the mortal world with me."

It turned out that he came back to find help.

Li Nianfan asked curiously, "It's so serious, what happened?"

Lan'er said succinctly: "Plagues frequently occur in the Beihe area of ​​the mortal world, causing too many people to die. I was ordered to investigate, and found that the plague god of the original Tiangong was hiding there, causing disasters, wantonly spreading the plague, and it was just me alone. It's hard to stop."

"Plague God?" Li Nianfan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Is this not obeying the jurisdiction of Tiangong?"

Lan'er nodded, feeling slightly bitter in her heart.

"It's not difficult to understand. After all, many gods joined Tiangong at the beginning because they were forced to make helpless choices on the list of gods." Li Nianfan talked to himself, and then said: "If this god of plague is really the one on the list of gods, the problem may be really difficult. gone."

Lan'er said: "He was the Emperor Wenhuang Haotian back then, and he rarely showed up, and few people interacted with him. Does the Lord Shengjun know his details?"

Li Nianfan said: "That's right, this person's name is Lu Yue, and his strength is not ordinary. Before he became a god, he was an existence comparable to many great powers."

Lu Yue was the first disciple of Jiejiao. He was the same generation as Zhao Gongming and San Xiao. He was best at plague spells. He helped King Zhou and spread the plague in the army of the Zhou Dynasty. But even Jiang Ziya had a headache, so he finally hired a helper. If Lu Yue is sent to the list of gods, if he is cultivated, he should have the realm of Daluo Jinxian during the period of gods.

This is the originator of the plague, and he is known as the first person to intercept the teaching. How can Lan'er deal with this kind of person?

Li Nianfan couldn't help but said, "I think you should tell the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother about this."

"Mr. Li, I have fought against him. Although I am not his opponent, if I call on a Taiyi Jinxian as a helper, it should be enough to deal with it." Lan'er's tone was a little firm, and she said: "I don't think so. You need to trouble Your Majesty and Your Majesty."

"That's it..."

Li Nianfan glanced at Lan'er in surprise. He didn't expect Lan'er to have another side besides timidity. While pondering, he saw a group of heavenly soldiers patrolling past on the Tianhe River, and immediately shouted: "Brothers, please stay behind!" .”

None of the group of heavenly soldiers dared to be negligent, they were flying casually, but when they heard the words, they immediately rearranged, their legs stood at attention and looked at Li Nianfan, and at the same time they cupped their hands and said respectfully: "I don't know what your lord Shengjun wants you to do?"

When they saw Li Nianfan drinking and having fun in the attic with Hang'e and Lan'er as company, they felt envious immediately.

This is the winner in life. How can we have to patrol the river so hard like us? Hey, there is a gap.

If I can have the ability of Lord Shengjun——

Snapped!

They twitched themselves in their hearts at the same time, and changed their words: Even if it's just a hair on Lord Shengjun's ability, it has a bright future and is enough to reach the peak of immortal life.

Li Nianfan asked, "Is the Giant Spirit God General there?"

"Returning to Shengjun, the Giant Spirit God General was sent to Chaos to patrol the world."

The so-called chaos is actually the universe that Li Nianfan is familiar with.

"Walking the world?" Li Nianfan was stunned for a moment, "Why did you send him out to patrol the world?"

In fact, this is not a technical job, it is just to see if there are any people or things happening on each planet. Usually, it is good to send some idle immortals to go around. It is a bit overkill to let the giant spirit go out. .

And floating in the universe, it is inevitable to feel lonely, especially for the giant spirit gods who like to have fun, it is definitely a torment.

"I don't know, we only know that after returning yesterday, General Giant Spirit God rushed to find the Jade Emperor, and then led this patrolman to live out of it..."

Li Nianfan understood.

This is the first time the giant spirit god came back to participate in the book of Taihua Daojun!

He can imagine the scene at that time.

Giant Spirit God: "Your Majesty, Daoist Taihua is no good. He doesn't know anything about leading troops, he doesn't even understand strategies, and he doesn't have any strategic plans before the battle. He only knows how to rush blindly, which almost caused a catastrophe. besides……"

But what the Jade Emperor heard was: "Your Majesty, you are a pig, a stupid pig!"

Just being sent out to patrol the world is already considered a special kindness...