Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

dog mountain.

"Boom."

"Boom."

The crisp sounds are endless, wave after wave, staged everywhere, forming a symphony.

It is obviously a big mountain, but there are a group of dogs from top to bottom. The key point is that these dogs all buried their heads in unison, biting the bones with their teeth, and while eating, their tails were still wagging from side to side. Appeared extremely excited.

Delicious, so delicious!

Growing up so big, I have never eaten such delicious food, and I even dared not dream that there are such delicious things in the world.

If you eat it in the morning, you can die in the evening.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Some dog monsters, especially those with relatively low cultivation levels in the Dog Mountain, even shed tears silently, which caused their five sense organs to flow, and their saliva, tears and snot mixed together, which can be called a large-scale moving scene.

"The owner of the dog king is really an easy-going expert, he is willing to invite us to eat such delicious food, woo woo woo... My heart melts."

"I heard that the quality of the meat is not enough. It is the master who suggested to prepare more meat and set up grills around, so that we can have the honor to taste it."

"Good man, good man! The owner of the dog king is too kind, envious."

"As humble as I am, what can I do!"

"To put it bluntly, as long as you agree to allow me to eat this delicious food, I can do anything. It's so precious!"

...

The Xiaotian dog chewed a bone, swallowed it, stuck out his tongue, and licked his own mouth, then stopped full of aftertaste.

Its world view has been refreshed once again.

I don't know why, but since I came to Dog Mountain, its world view seems to be no longer fixed, and it refreshes as soon as it is said, without any room for struggle.

Originally thought that dog food was already a blessing for dogs, but I didn't expect that the barbecue that Li Nianfan made casually could be so delicious. The key point is that apart from being delicious, the efficacy even surpassed that of dog food!

how did you do that?

It was horrible, it was unbelievable.

No wonder Dahei can be so powerful. With such a master, it's hard not to be great.

There are such characters in the Three Realms, could it be...

Xiao Tiangou's expression moved slightly, and a trace of complexity suddenly appeared in the dog's eyes, and he quickly suppressed the thoughts in his heart.

Li Nianfan ate all the meat from his own bone, then threw the bone to Dahei, and said with a smile, "Dahei, nah."

Dahei jumped up, opened his dog's mouth, and bit the bone directly, his tail was still wagging at Li Nianfan.

Li Nianfan laughed immediately, "Hahaha, good answer."

Xiaotiangou couldn't help showing a hint of envy in his eyes, and couldn't help but think of the time he spent with his master. It didn't envy Dahei for having such a powerful master, it just wanted his master back by his side.

Master...wait for me!

Although I am now reduced to a licking dog, I am here to save you!

Li Nianfan patted his clothes, got up slowly, and said: "It's getting late, I should go too, Dahei, follow the dog king well, you know, remember to be obedient, and earnestly learn from others. "

"Wow, woof, don't worry, master, I will learn from the dog king."

Dahei kept nodding his dog's head, and then reluctantly rubbed Li Nianfan's trousers, and whimpered.

Xiaotiangou's heart was twitching, and he automatically blocked the conversation between Li Nianfan and Dahei, and he sent out an invitation: "Mr. Li, why don't you just stay in my dog ​​mountain?"

"No, no."

Li Nianfan shook his head repeatedly, expressing that he was not in the habit of sleeping with a pack of dogs.

"By the way, Dahei, you are too stingy. The little fruit you brought is not enough. This time I specially bought some from home for you."

While speaking, Li Nianfan waved his hand, and a snakeskin bag appeared in front of him. The snakeskin bag, which was half the height of a person, was filled with various fruits.

Xiao Tiangou looked dumbfounded, his saliva almost became a river, flowing down from his mouth.

Using snakeskin bags to pack spirit roots and fairy fruits, it turns out that this kind of operation still exists in the world, and I have learned a lot.

It said blankly: "This...is it too much?"

Li Nianfan waved his hand and said indifferently, "What is this? It's just fruit. It's worthless. I can't eat it anyway, and it's annoying to look at."

"Oh, I see."

Xiaotiangou buried his dog's head deeply, and slapped his dog's paws vigorously, almost shutting himself up.

I shouldn't have asked! I shouldn't talk too much! Now it's all right, it's a good opportunity for others to act aggressively, it's too difficult for me!

Li Nianfan cupped his hands and said with a smile, "Okay, my fellow dogs, farewell!"

"Mr. Li, go slowly."

Afterwards, Li Nianfan set up auspicious clouds, left Goushan, and embarked on a journey back to the Heavenly Palace.

Seeing Li Nianfan disappear from sight, Dahei's dog's body trembled, and he immediately became energetic, and slowly stepped onto the throne of dog king with catwalks.

Afterwards, the many dog ​​monsters did not need to be reminded at all, and quickly returned to their posts. The massager was massaged, and the fruit was fed to the fruit. Xiao Tiangou also jumped up, opened his mouth and started blowing.

At this moment, Dahei waved his hand casually, and a dog bowl fell in front of it.

"Good performance, I don't need to say more when you encounter similar situations in the future." Dahei said lightly, "You can enjoy second-class dog food treatment in the future, keep working hard, come on."

"Thank you...thank you, Dog King."

Xiaotiangou was so excited that he wanted to cry, the surprise came too suddenly, and he greatly enjoyed the thrill of being promoted.

It quickly felt its own dog pot!

Innate Lingbao!

Sure enough... dog pots are also graded!

As far as this dog pot is concerned, it is even more high-end than the magic weapon that I was proud of back then!

In the group of poodles and dogs, all the dogs immediately showed gratified smiles. Their investment was indeed right. Xiao Tiangou became a big celebrity in front of the dog king in one leap, and reached the sky in one step.

the other side.

The three of Xiao Chengfeng escorted Lu Yue and were also on their way back to the Heavenly Palace.

Lu Yue was extremely calm, his eyes were a little blurred, as if he was still immersed in the power of the disinfectant.

There is also a bucket of water in front of him, which is the well water soaked with Banlangen granules. From time to time, he will use a bowl to scoop out a bowl from the bucket, and then drink it down, muttering in his mouth, " How can a few medicines neutralize my plague? What kind of rule is this?"

"Okay, stop pretending." Xiao Chengfeng watched coldly, and ruthlessly exposed, "I see that you just want to drink! Is it delicious?"

"The taste is mediocre." After a meal, Lu Yue smashed the bowl immediately, "You are talking nonsense, I don't!"

Xiao Chengfeng ignored it, and then asked: "I said that you are also a god of heaven, why do you want to harm the mortal world?"

"Hehe, Tiangong Zhengshen?"

Lu Yue glanced at Xiao Chengfeng sneeringly, "I was only teaching my disciples, when did I admit that I was the God of Tiangong? Back then, if I hadn't been tricked, how could I have ended up on the list of gods? I Dissatisfied!"

Xiao Chengfeng smiled slightly, and said superiorly: "Cut, no matter how much you say, you can't change the fact that you are harming ordinary people. I, Xiao Chengfeng, will never do such a bullying thing, and you are too shameless." .”

"You know what a fart!"

Lu Yue stared at the three eyes at the same time, and said coldly: "I am just looking for my lost path. If there is really trouble, what will you see is such a childish scene? You little Taiyijin Xian, in the past, you were not qualified to stand in front of me, and if I stare at you, you might die."

Xiao Chengfeng laughed so much that his beard trembled and his tears were about to come out, "Hahaha, you, a prisoner, can tell jokes quite well."

Heng'e asked curiously, "What does it mean to find the path I lost?"

Lu Yue snorted softly, with a haughty look on his face, and said calmly: "Five Elements Daoism is an ordinary matter, and it's just a matter of riding the fog and the clouds. In the belly, the dragon and the tiger are caught, and one is tormented. The practice is pure yang dry." Healthy body, Nine Turns Returning Pills to prolong life. Baji fugue is really free, free and easy to reach the heavens."

Lan'er was surprised and said, "You used to be a Daluo Jinxian?"

"Princess Six, what do you think?"

Lu Yue's attitude towards Lan'er is still good, and he continued: "Once you enter the list of gods, the primordial spirit is trapped in it. Since then, you have been controlled by others, and you can't help yourself. Moreover, every time you die, although you can use the primordial spirit in the list of gods to be resurrected, but The realm will drop once, I died once during the Conferred God Measuring Tribulation, and because of the last catastrophe, the realm fell twice, otherwise, I will only raise my hand and ears against you."

After a pause, he added: "Of course, don't use that disinfectant."

That's just cheating, I can't afford to mess with it.

Xiao Chengfeng's expression changed, and he asked, "What's the matter with the catastrophe?"

Lu Yue said: "It's okay to tell you, when the catastrophe happened last time, the list of gods returned to heaven and earth directly. Although some of our primordial spirits were damaged and our cultivation base dropped, but... we also completely got rid of the constraints. There is no list of gods in the world anymore. myself."

A look of surprise appeared on Heng'e's face, "No wonder the Heavenly Palace is in chaos."

Lu Yue smiled and said, "If the Heavenly Palace is not chaotic, how can the Three Realms be chaotic?"

He continued to analyze: "However, I think there will be another big turmoil this time. The virtuous sage you are talking about is amazing!"

"Hehe, I want you to talk too much?" Xiao Chengfeng smiled coldly, "It's not that I look down on you, you know, even what you can imagine is just the tip of the iceberg, the strength of an expert is not something you can talk about! "

"I know it."

Lu Yue got up suddenly, bowed deeply to Lan'er, and said in a sincere tone: "Princess Six, I have a merciless request. If possible, please introduce me to an expert. Even if there is no list of gods, I am willing to return to the Heavenly Palace and obey orders!"

Lan'er didn't need to hesitate at all, she shook her head weakly, "I can't make the decision."

At this moment, Heng'e saw a golden auspicious cloud floating slowly not far away, with a striking personality.

Can't help but smiled and said: "Okay, don't talk about it, we met an expert by chance."