Two-dimensional: The Uncle is the Protagonist

Ruyue Yulu was a little surprised. In this world, slimes are not very weak creatures, but monsters that scare adventurers.

Especially for female adventurers.

The racial characteristics of slimes make the physical attacks of adventurers ineffective.

Moreover, the liquid sprayed by the slime is toxic and corrosive, so the adventurers retreat decisively when they see the slime.

And now, this man with a beard is a slime?

Moreover, it is also a kind of highly toxic, which makes Ruyue Yulu instantly vigilant.

"Damn it! A little low-key, those guys started to get into their feet... They persuaded me to enroll, and they wanted me to fill out an application... Damn!"

The man vigorously threw the soap in the basket to the ground, his tone full of indignation.

It seemed that he was troubled by the over-enthusiastic Acoustic members.

"Guests, do you want to try our exclusive massage service? It's great~!"

"massage?"

Ruyue Yulu retracted her gaze and looked at the male clerk who was disturbing her.

"Yes! I strongly recommend you to give it a try, our service here is the best in the world! It will definitely give you a worthwhile trip!"

The clerk showed a warm attitude and sincere expression, but Ruyue Yulu refused.

"No, I'm still in a hurry, so I'll leave first."

"Oh? How is this? Don't you really want to try it?" The clerk stared at Ruyue Yulu with a hot face, and rubbed his hands vigorously. His back rubbing technique is very good!

Ru Yueyu's face turned black, "No need, next time, I'm really in a hurry!"

Damn it.

It's not a girl, this uncle doesn't want it!

Walking out of the shop, Ruyue Yulu discovered that the poisonous slime had disappeared.

A slime full of poisonousness came to a hot spring to take a bath. If there were no ghosts in it, he wouldn't believe it!

Think about it and you will understand.

Can the water that has been soaked by the poisonous slime continue to soak?

I'm afraid it's not too long!

After thinking about it, Ruyue Yulu came to the mixed bathing hot spring that Hans had just soaked in, and then reached into the water and used the skill.

Probe!

In my mind, the system automatically displays the data, "Detection completed: highly toxic substances in the water, which are strongly corrosive."

Sure enough!

Ruyueyu dew is clear, and then used the purification of the hot spring.

Although after purification, the medicinal properties in the water will disappear and become ordinary hot water, it is like poisoning the person who has been soaked.

After doing this, Rumoyulu walked towards the Cathedral of Acoussis in Alcanretia.

Akua should be there now.

As the High Priest of the Acousticism, she was very well mixed up here, and she was deeply admired by others.

………

"Akuya, are you there?"

Walking into the cathedral, Ruyue Yulu called her name, but did not get a response.

Had it not been for his probing skills to clearly feel her breath of God, he would really think she was not there!

"Akuya, say yes!"

"..."

"Okay. He didn't answer me!"

Ruyueyu's face turned black, it seems that this guy has started to float after being admired!

Very good, this is very Akua!

With a black face, Ruyueyulu walked into the confession room and looked at the silent blue-haired goddess through the curtain.

A soft and crisp voice came slowly, "Lost lost lamb, welcome you."

"Come, tell the crime you committed, the gods will listen to your confession, and will forgive your crimes!"

The tone was so soft that it made people feel relaxed and happy to listen. Just listening, I felt that I was facing the real goddess.

But this guy actually pretended to ignore her call, Ruyue Yulu felt that she was treating her!

As soon as his eyes rolled, Ruyueyulu instantly got an idea. He lowered his head and pretended to be guilty, just like a believer who had made a mistake, and slowly said in a low voice:

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"God, I am guilty!"

"Yeah." Akua nodded with a smile, "Go ahead, my loyal believer~! What crime did you commit?"

"Is it fantasizing about the body of a **** female knight, or the fragrance of the magician's hair?"

"Or... Is it because of the beautiful and lovely high priest who has an unexpected idea?"

"Speak out! Goddess Akua will definitely forgive you for your crimes!"

Ruyue Yulu's mouth twitched.

Is it okay to praise yourself as cute and beautiful?

The corners of his mouth raised slightly, Ru Yueyulu showed a smirk, he continued to pretend to be guilty, and slowly talked about his "crime".

.......?............

"That's it. My teammate Akuya's very precious cup that I usually use for performances was accidentally broken by me."

"Eh?!"

Akua's face froze, and water flickered in her eyes.

That is her precious item!

Unexpectedly.

Shattered?

"Also, Akua always shows off the high-end wines that she buys so hard to buy. I was a little curious if it really tastes so good, so I found it under her bed and tried to drink it..."

"It turned out to be really delicious, I couldn't help but drank it all, but I was afraid she would find out, so I put ordinary wine in... God, do you think Akua will forgive me?"

After hearing this, Akua's heart was bleeding, but that was the wine she finally bought for a big price!

Actually, it's gone like this?

At the moment, she wanted to go out clutching Ruyue Yulu's clothes swaying wildly, and let him accompany him.

But she suddenly remembered that she is now the worshipped high priest of Acus.

Don't be so old for her, she is also very good-faced, and her vanity is very heavy!

Without conscience, Akua continued to say in a gentle tone, "God will forgive you, Akua will definitely forgive you, lost lamb, do you have anything else to repent? It doesn't matter, just say it! "

In order to continue to be the worshipped high priest, she endured the dirt! _

Chapter 104: Stealing the Fishy Cat?

Yo, it's so calm!

Ruyue Yulu was a little surprised, it seemed that the stimulation for Akua was not enough!

Thinking of this, he smirked and continued:

"Oh~! God, I am guilty."

"Because this high priest often causes various problems, before I came to Alcanretia again, I had posted information on recruiting companions for the high priest of Eris on the bulletin board of Aqusel."

"I was a little guilty in my heart, but now that Akua doesn't want to come back, this guilt is just..."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Before this was finished, Akua wailed and threw the curtain open and rushed towards him.

"You apostate! Yulu, I read you wrong! You want to abandon my goddess, you are too much...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~

While she was speaking, crystal clear tears gushed out of her beautiful cheeks as if desperately.

Akua turned out to cry out loud.

Ru Yue Yulu looked embarrassed, so the excitement for her seemed too great.

He quickly waved his hand to comfort the crying girl:

"I'm kidding! I said that because you didn't go back with me. I won't abandon you!"

Hearing this, Akua stared at him dimly with tears, her hands tightly grasped his skirt and pulled him, "Really?"

"Of course it's true! Except for the first two, the third one is of course fake. I won't abandon the goddess of my house if I abandon anyone!"

"..."

Hearing this, Akua's tears stopped abruptly, and she relaxed his clothes, and then she went crazy when she reacted.

"Wait! Those two things are real~? My cup for the show, and my wine..."

"Ahaha~"

Ruyue Yulu smiled awkwardly, haha, trying to flicker over.

"It's nothing, don't care about such small things, I have important things to tell you..."

"Why doesn't this matter anymore? You also know that I am usually precious, I don't care, you have to pay me!"

Akua puffed up her cheeks and stared at him angrily.

"Okay. Okay, can't I pay you? Then will you go back with me now?"

Ruyue Yulu grabbed her cheek angrily, and pulled it to both sides~!

"Woo...what are you doing? I am a respected high priest here~! How can I abandon my lovely believers?"

"Then they are your lovely believers, what about me?" Ru Yue Yulu stared at her with a black face.

Choose, girl.

Are the believers important, or the uncle important?

"Huh~!"

Akua who couldn't answer directly uttered a lovely nasal sound proudly, leaving him with a good-looking profile.

How does this make her answer?

The strength of the goddess' power is completely linked to the number of believers and the degree of faith.

Even the goddess of the lost believers will directly shatter the godhead, lose the identity of the goddess, and even disappear in serious cases.

Although the number of Acousticism is not large, but fortunately, the degree of faith is very high, which can provide her with a powerful force. Now the enthusiastic attitude of the residents of Alcanretia is proof.

"Okay, then I'm leaving, you can continue to be the high priest. Sure enough, I'd better go to the high priest of the Eris religion..."

Ru Yue Yulu turned his head and left.

When Akua saw it, she was immediately anxious. She ran over and hugged his waist from behind.

"Don't go! Woo...you apostate, didn't you say that it was fake to ask Eris to teach the high priest to be a companion?"

"Then will you follow me?"

Ru Yue Yulu raised her eyebrows and looked directly at her aggrieved gaze.

"Can't I go with you?"

Akuya crossed her face, pouting her mouth and replied in an aggrieved tone.

No matter how important the believer is, it can't compare to him.