Urban: One Billion In Public Welfare Rewards

Uncle on the train shows off all kinds of skills.

Good guy, there is a bag on the waist, and there is a Fangtian painted halberd and a nine-tooth nail rake inside.

Leave that crazy and Ye Xiuxiu.

"Boy, dare to play the east wind break? Uncle, I will use Fang Tian's painting halberd to cut a pear for you!"

"My hairstyle is messed up, comb my hair~" (The uncle took out a nine-tooth rake~)

Although the uncle is very showy, it seems that the show is off the track.

Ye Xiu just sat there smiling.

While watching the uncle operating at the show, while holding a mobile phone, chatting with the flight attendant lady sister.

"Hello, little brother, just because I looked at you more in the crowd, I think my fate is here~"

"Brother, send my name to your household registration book, it will take a few days to arrive, shy jpg."

The uncle secretly glanced: "..."

There was silence.

You won, okay?

It's all talked up, uncle, am I showing a hammer here?

Damn, isn't I younger and handsomer than the uncle?

Amazing?

Uncle frantically complained.

Silently put away the nine-tooth nail rake and Fang Tian's painted halberd.

After chatting with the flight attendant lady along the way for a while.

At noon, we arrived at Hangzhou Station.

Speaking of which, he has been to Hangzhou several times.

In college, I traveled with my dormitory brother several times.

Hangzhou is the most visited place.

After all, there are more scenic spots here.

And they all say that Hangzhou has beautiful women.

So, at that time, in order to arrange fate for the second child, the brothers chose here specially.

Came here seven or eight times in a row, and arranged to meet more than a dozen beautiful ladies.

The results of it?

Good guy, it's just a missed deal.

The second one speaks in an extremely straight male style: Miss Sister, you are so beautiful~

What's so special~ You can still say that people are beautiful?

Or if you just saw the goddess level, you just went up and said: Can you be my Oreo? I want to soak you!

The brothers were crazy in their hearts: Oreo, God! I just want to get in the house, what's the process?

After several times, although the brothers continued to work hard, trying to change the way the second child chats.

But every time it ended in failure.

In the end, the second child was angry. He said that he didn't need our help, and he used his own unique way to tease his sister.

To gain the prestige of the other party, start chatting with the other party.

I can make a bold statement by myself!

The result is just one sentence: Nice to meet you, what are you doing?

Miss Sister: At work.

Second child: What class do you go to?

Miss Sister: Day shift

Second child: What day shift?

Miss sister:? ? ? Day shift is just a day shift?

Second child: No, I mean what work you do.

Miss Sister: Sales.

Second child: What sales.

Miss Sister: Market sales.

Second child: What market? What are you selling?

Miss sister:? ? ? ? Bye-Bye.

After speaking, decisively pull black.

The second child sent out a series of question marks, and then encountered the interception of the red exclamation mark~~

Second child: ヾ(??﹏?)??? Al? Did I say something wrong?

As a result, seven out of Hangzhou!

All ended in failure~~

The second child has continued to be single to this day~

I have to say that the second child is the only one in the dormitory in terms of chatting to death.

Speaking of the second child.

Ye Xiu thought for a while, took out his mobile phone, and posted a photo just taken in the dormitory group.

Attached a sentence: Second child, come to Hangzhou for a stroll?

Soon, the second child responded with only one word: Get out!

The brothers immediately sent out a series of pictures of laughter.

Ye Xiu smiled, put away the phone, and stopped a taxi: "Master driver, do you know where the Xuanji Technology Building is?"

The driver's head turned his head and said angrily: "That pigeon animation company? Why don't you know?

I have already remembered their address.

Sooner or later, I will sneak in with makeup and secretly broadcast Qin 6!

Damn, three years, three years and three years, how many years have been special!

Laozi and children are there, so why not broadcast it!

So angry! "

Ye Xiu listened.

Oh, I'm still a Qin fan.

"That's too right!"

Ye Xiu got into the car immediately and said angrily: "Such a pigeon company must be punished!"

"Yes! How many episodes of the Douluo series are there!

There are also several Wu Gengji!

As a result, Qin 6 didn't broadcast it!

what!

Qin Mi wants it? "

The driver became more and more angry.

Ye Xiu also nodded, "Yes, so I am going to the Xuanji Building today to discuss an explanation for the majority of Qin fans!"

Master driver:? ? ?

Suddenly stunned.

Then he looked at Ye Xiu through the rearview mirror: "Brother, talk about trouble, don't make jokes about breaking the law~

We still want to be good citizens who abide by the law! "

When Ye Xiu heard it, he smiled and said, "Don't worry, we won't do that illegal thing, just ask him to give us Qin fans an explanation and follow the rules for all operations."

"Okay! Just for you, today the fare is free!

Let's walk up from the mysterious building! "

"let's go!"

Ye Xiu took a taxi and headed all the way to the Xuanji Technology Building.