Urban Super Dude

you are too young.

Li Qiqi was petrified on the spot when she heard this. She originally had a smile on her face, but now she was gritting her teeth.

"My dear sir, I have no other merits, except that I am honest and never lie."

Su Xinghe looked at Li Qiqi and continued: "It's useless for you to be angry. You are really young. This is obvious to everyone. If you don't believe me, ask my elder brother."

"Brother, is that right? I didn't lie, did I?" At this point, Su Xinghe looked at Su Yang and asked for confirmation.

Su Yang paused, then touched the bridge of his nose and said, "This...ahem, it's very good, little one. You didn't lie this time."

"right."

Su Xinghe nodded, and then said: "Sister, I don't want a younger wife. This is a mandatory condition for me to find a younger wife."

"Although you are very beautiful, I can't accept you."

Su Xinghe continued: "After all, my little wife needs to clean my milk bottles, wash clothes, mop the floor, and cook for me. My mother said that she can't do these things with her small butt."

"Also, my mother also said that women with big butts are easy to give birth to and are not pretentious. It's a pity that you were eliminated by me."

Su Xinghe sighed and said: "Of course, if you insist on being my little wife, I can do it reluctantly..."

"ah!"

Li Qiqi's face darkened, and before Su Xinghe finished speaking, she was interrupted: "Little one, you ask for a beating!"

"Qiqi, calm down."

Seeing this, Su Yang smiled and said, "Didn't you just say that you want to tolerate him? He is still a child."

“Tolerance of yarn!”

Li Qiqi said fiercely: "This is the first time this girl has ever seen such a kid who deserves a spanking. If I don't spank him till his ass blooms, I'll be sorry for myself!"

"Okay, Qiqi."

At this time, Zhou Yutong stood up next to her. She got Su Xinghe's approval. Although the other person was just a little kid, she was still happy in her heart, so she comforted her: "Su Xinghe is so small and childlike, don't talk to him." It’s just a matter of care, and besides, he didn’t wrong you.”

"Ah, Tongtong, you are laughing at me too!" Li Qiqi was about to collapse.

"No, no, no, I'm just discussing the matter, don't be angry."

Zhou Yutong comforted her again, then her eyes fell on Su Xinghe, and she smiled happily: "Su Xinghe, I have to admit, you are very discerning, and you fell in love with me at first sight."

"Tch, what are you proud of?"

Su Xinghe spoke bluntly and curled his lips and said: "Among the three young ladies, you are the least handsome. I just settled for the next best thing and asked you to be my little wife first."

"Don't be too happy too early. When I find someone more suitable, I will definitely dump you." Su Xinghe said arrogantly.

"Huhuhu, I..."

The smile on Zhou Yutong's face froze, then he gritted his teeth in anger and suggested: "He deserves a beating, Su Yang, Qiqi, let's beat him together!"

"good idea!"

Li Qiqi decisively agreed, and Su Yang was eager to give it a try.

"Help, there's a gang fight!"

Su Xinghe immediately hid behind Li Feixuan. He offended three of the four people present and had no choice but to seek Li Feixuan's protection.

"Calm down, don't argue with a child."

Concubine Li stopped with a smile, then turned to look at Su Xinghe and asked: "Su Xinghe, do I meet your criteria for finding a mistress?"

"conform to!"

“It fits so well!”

Su Xinghe nodded and said seriously: "Miss, you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen, except for my mother."

Concubine Li Xuan smiled and said, "Then why didn't you pull my clothes just now?"

"I...I don't dare."

Su Xinghe rarely became serious and whispered: "I don't know why, young lady, you give me a very strong feeling. I dare not offend you."

"Besides, I would be satisfied if I could just look at such a beautiful young lady like you. How dare I joke with you?"

"puff."

Li Feixuan couldn't help but laugh and said: "You are a little kid, but you have a bright mind. You know that I am the only one who can protect you now, so you say nice things to coax me, right?"

"Okay, I'll just take what you said as true and I won't let them hit you."

Concubine Li said with a smile: "You should go home quickly and find your mother. It is too dangerous for a child to be outside."

Su Xinghe had no intention of leaving, but asked: "Miss, what is your name, can you tell me?"

"Haha, Li Feixuan." Li Feixuan replied.

"What a nice name."

Su Xinghe first praised, then said: "Miss Fei Xuan, actually I ran out secretly without telling my family. I don't want to go home."

"Escaped secretly?" Li Feixuan asked doubtfully: "Why don't you want to go home? Are your parents treating you badly?"

My parents treat me badly?

Su Xinghe was just trying to find an excuse to stay. When he heard this, he immediately nodded and said, "Yeah, my mother is very good to me, but my father is not good to me."

"My father is very violent. Every time I do something wrong, he will beat me black and blue."

Su Xinghe's acting skills were top-notch. He cried whenever he wanted to. Tears welled up in his eyes. He said with a hint of tears: "Sister Feixuan, you don't know, my dad is very ruthless. He often hangs me up and beats me. He is simply not human." !”

In Su Xinghe's mind, mother is sacred and cannot be slandered, but father is different.

He has never seen what his father looks like, and instead of having any feelings for him, he is particularly disgusted with him, so he has no sense of guilt in attacking his father.

"What, you're going to do such a heavy trick!"

Concubine Li believed it to be true and said angrily: "Su Xinghe, what's your father's name? Take us to find him. I will definitely get an explanation for you. How can you beat a child? It's too much!"

What is your name?

That trash seems to be called Su Yang.

Thinking of this, Su Xinghe glanced at Su Yang.

This guy seems to be also named Su Yang.

However, he is definitely not my father.

My father, a short-lived man, died a few days ago, and my mother even built a tomb for him.

Really annoying!

This guy even has the same name as my good-for-nothing dad. No wonder I hate him so much!

uh-huh!

When there is a chance, I will use the treasure to teach him a lesson.

Didn't he want to take off my pants and flick my penis? Then I would tie him up in the People's Square, take off his clothes, and let everyone watch birds under the moonlight.

but.

Now I still have to stay with sister Feixuan. She gives me a special feeling that resonates with the treasure in my body and makes me fear her. I must figure this out.

With this thought in mind, Su Xinghe said aggrievedly: "Sister Feixuan, forget it. If you go home with me, my dad will definitely beat the crap out of me."

"Also, although my dad beats me, he actually loves me in his heart. He just wants me to become better. I understand this."

"No matter what, you can't hit children." Li Feixuan said.

"Hey, maybe father's love is expressed in different ways. My dad thinks that hitting me means he loves me."

Su Xinghe looked at Li Feixuan and said pitifully: "Sister Feixuan, can I stay at your house for a few days to make my dad anxious? When he understands what it's like to lose me, maybe he won't beat me in the future. do you think it's OK?"