Urban Super Dude

Wooden chicken?

Wooden chicken, you uncle!

Su Yang's face darkened, and he finally understood how his father felt when he took out the belt and beat him.

Damn it.

Seeing that his son was such a waste, he didn't even know what one plus one equaled, Su Yang really wanted to let his son experience the heavy father's love.

But then I thought about it, Su Xinghe was still young.

Hey, forget it, biological, biological.

Su Yang tried his best to control the urge to take action, and then continued walking on the streets of Kyoto with Su Xinghe.

but.

Su Xinghe was walking when he suddenly stopped and stared straight at the three o'clock direction.

There was a little girl about four years old eating candied haws.

Next to it, there is a small shop selling candied haws, with various kinds of candied haws on display in glass cabinets.

"Gulu."

At this moment, Su Xinghe couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva and stared at the three o'clock position.

"Ha ha."

Su Yang smiled knowingly, thinking that Su Xinghe was greedy and wanted to eat candied haws.

Right.

The old Kyoto candied haws, famous all over the country, is indeed the only one of its kind. It should taste good, so you can buy one to try.

With this in his mind, Su Yang put his right hand on his son's shoulder, pointed his left hand at three o'clock, and smiled softly: "Son, if you want it, dad can buy it for you."

"Really?" Su Xinghe's eyes suddenly lit up, and he raised his head and looked at Su Yang ecstatically.

"Um."

Su Yang smiled kindly and said: "You are my son. Whatever you want, I will definitely satisfy you within my ability."

"Fuck!"

"Dad. You are so kind to me, I am so touched!"

Su Xinghe was so happy that his breathing became rapid, but then he sighed, shook his head and said, "Hey, let's forget it."

"What's wrong, you don't want it anymore?" Su Yang asked doubtfully.

"Yes I do!"

"Didn't I tell you that you want dad to buy it for you? When did you become coquettish?"

"Dad, but..."

Su Xinghe's eyes fell on the three o'clock direction and continued: "But selling children is illegal."

? ? ?

Selling children?

What are you talking about?

What does buying candied haws have to do with selling children...

Su Yang looked puzzled, but the next moment he seemed to think of something, and moved his eyes to the three o'clock direction, his face suddenly turned dark.

there.

Not only is there a small shop selling candied haws, there is also a little girl eating candied haws.

Damn it!

After working on it for a long time, Su Xinghe didn't want the candied haws, but the little girl.

The little girl is really cute. She has two little ponytails and a sculpted face. Especially when she is eating candied haws, she is so cute. I really want to take her home...

etc!

Damn it, how could I have the same idea as that brat Su Xinghe!

Su Yang came back to his senses, raised his hand and gave Su Xinghe a brain-shattering blow, gritted his teeth and said: "Little bastard, what are you thinking about!"

"Hey, Dad, it hurts!"

Su Xinghe covered his head and said with a painful expression: "Dad, don't be unreasonable. It was you who wanted to sell children just now, and I didn't say anything!"

"Depend on!"

Su Yang said with a dark face: "I thought you wanted candied haws, but who knew you were thinking about the little girl in front of the store!"

"Tch, what's so delicious about candied haws? I haven't had my deciduous teeth yet. Eating too much sugar is bad for my teeth."

Su Xinghe curled his lips and said disdainfully: "Dad, have you ever raised a child? You don't even know such a simple truth?"

"My darn thing!"

"You know quite a lot!"

Su Yang was about to go crazy. After calming down, he snatched Su Xinghe's backpack.

Su Xinghe always carried this small backpack on his back and never put it down.

"Damn it, Dad, you took something from me, give it back to me quickly, this is my bag!"

Su Xinghe was anxious and jumped up to snatch it back, but unfortunately he couldn't do it.

"Haha, didn't you say that eating too much sugar is bad for your teeth? I think you are right, so don't eat Baicao Dan. I want to confiscate it."

Su Yang opened his backpack and wanted to take away the glass bottle containing Baicao Dan, but when he saw the contents of the backpack, his face turned darker.

At this moment.

Su Xinghe's backpack was filled with various glass bottles, all of which were high-quality elixirs that Su Yang had robbed from the D country's treasury.

"Su Xinghe, explain, what's going on?"

Su Yang looked at Su Xinghe, gritted his teeth and asked, "Why is the pill I worked so hard to grab in your backpack?"

"Uh, this..."

Su Xinghe felt a little embarrassed, and said with a forced smile: "Dad, if I said these glass bottles have legs, and you put them in my backpack, would you believe it?"

"I believe you, you big-headed devil!"

Su Yang raised his hand and flicked Su Xinghe's forehead, and said with a dark face: "You ran in by yourself, do you think I'm stupid?"

"Ouch!"

Su Xinghe howled in pain and hurried away from Su Yang, shouting: "Dad, you are unreasonable!"

"Why can you steal other people's pills, but I can't steal yours?"

"The first article in the gangster's manual is also the supreme secret of being a gangster - the mantis stalks the cicada, and the oriole follows behind!"

Su Xinghe held his head high, as if he had done something great, and said with pride: "I judged the situation and became an oriole!"

"To put it in layman's terms, I am a gangster. You rob others, and I will rob you. It is reasonable and reasonable, and I will do my duty!"

"???"

"A black man eating a black man?"

Su Yang raised a question mark and gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, Su Xinghe, your special mother's bad deeds are all on your father's head?"

"Hmm, to be a gangster, you have to disown all your relatives. What's wrong with you being my father?"

"Fuck!"

Su Yang was furious, and with a thought, he put the backpack into his storage ring, and then sneered: "Haha, your backpack belongs to me from now on."

"Little bastard, your level is still too low. You only know how to eat black people and eat black people. You have never seen black people eating black people and eating black people, right?"

Su Yang looked at Su Xinghe and said with a playful smile: "Well, it's an honor. You get to see him today."

Su Xinghe paused and blinked, feeling a little confused for a moment.

soon.

When he realized what he was doing, he showed a fawning smile on his little face, ran up to Su Yang and hugged Su Yang's thigh tightly.

"Dad~"

Su Xinghe knew that he couldn't beat his father, so he immediately turned on the coquettish mode: "I was joking with you just now, please return the backpack to me."

"There are my milk bottles, bear biscuits, and many personal items in the backpack. Please return them to your precious son."

"No." Su Yang refused without mercy: "The backpack is mine now."

"Damn it, Dad, you are so boring. You even rob your own son's things. You are so worthless!" Su Xinghe said through gritted teeth.

Su Yang said seriously: "To be a gangster, you must disown all your relatives. You said this yourself."

"It's so cute!"

"You shot yourself in the foot!"

Su Xinghe regretted it very much, but the backpack was his lifeblood.

This time when he went out, Su Xinghe stole Grandpa's treasure, which is now in his backpack.

Gotta get my backpack back!

Su Xinghe gritted his teeth and was about to beg Su Yang again.

But at this time, the mobile phone placed in the storage ring rang. Su Yang thought about it, took out the mobile phone, and swiped to answer.

Immediately afterwards.

Su Yang's face darkened, and his eyes exuded a cold light, which made people feel like they were falling into an ice cave, and the air around them seemed to have frozen...