Urban Super Dude

Just like that, Liu Hui, a master of cross-dressing, started wandering around the mountains.

According to what Su Yang said, he was looking for old medicine while admiring the beautiful scenery.

Deep in this mountain, in the early years, nearby villagers often came to hunt game and collect medicinal materials.

However, as the country protects the ecological environment in recent years, villagers have been explicitly prohibited from going up the mountain, and many forest rangers have been deployed. If someone is found to be unruly, they will be fined in mild cases, or even detained in serious cases.

If you kill protected animals in large numbers, it is common to be sentenced.

But now that something like this happened in Yunjiang Mountain, the ranger packed up and left long ago.

Even if there are no forest rangers, the nearby residents don't dare to go up the mountain. There are no people sent by the royal family. If the ordinary people go up the mountain, isn't that asking for death?

Therefore, there are indeed some old medicines in this mountain, but most of them are not precious, and they are not very useful for practitioners.

But Liu Hui wandered outside for a long time, and Long Ping never jumped out.

Su Yang, who had been following in the dark, became a little anxious, so he sent a voice message and said: "Liu Hui, can you sing? Sing a song louder and see if you can draw him out."

"Ah this..."

Liu Hui was completely like a woman, and said in a soft voice: "Master, I don't sing well, and I only know a few words."

"It's okay, just sing."

Su Yang comforted him: "After you lost your Adam's apple, your voice was sweet with a hint of charm. It doesn't matter if you sing hard, your voice is beautiful."

"That's...ok."

Liu Hui finally nodded, gritted his teeth and said, "Master, in order to avenge the heroine God of War, I will risk my life!"

"Thank you." Su Yang was very grateful, and Chuanyin urged: "Then sing quickly, the louder the better."

"Um."

Liu Hui nodded, then cleared his throat, his expression very serious, as if he was brewing emotions.

"It's done."

Seeing this, Su Yang immediately felt relieved and secretly smiled: "Looking at Liu Hui's behavior, you can tell that he was humble just now and must be good at singing. With this serious expression, if you say he is a professional singer, I believe... "

"Come on, be happy. Anyway, you have a lot of time."

Just when Su Yang was convinced from the bottom of his heart that Liu Hui could sing, Liu Hui suddenly spoke.

As soon as he spoke, Su Yang fell silent, his face instantly darkened, and a string of colons flashed above his head.

? ? ?

What the hell?

Be happy, uncle!

"Come on, love, there is a lot of folly anyway."

Liu Hui was still singing, with an intoxicated expression on his face as he sang, seeming to be enjoying himself very much: "Come on, let's wander. Anyway, there are many directions."

"Come on, let's be pretentious. Anyway, there is a lot of scenery..."

While listening to the song, Su Yang looked at Liu Hui's face that looked like he needed a beating, and almost couldn't help but rush out and beat him up.

Fortunately, after singing to great success, Liu Hui stopped singing.

"Damn, it finally stopped."

Su Yang breathed a sigh of relief, but before his ears could calm down, Liu Hui started again.

"Come on, be happy. Anyway, you have a lot of time."

"Come on, love, there is a lot of folly anyway."

"Come……"

Liu Hui was about to continue singing when Su Yang suddenly heard from his soul: "Come here, uncle, just sing it once. Why did you go back to singing?"

"I can't sing the rest, so I can only sing this part over and over again." Liu Hui said excitedly: "This part is the one I mastered skillfully, but the climax part, Master, what do you think, I can sing well."

"fart!"

Su Yang said with a dark face: "What kind of song is this? It's so sultry, my scalp feels numb when I listen to it."

"Master, this song is called Itchy. It's not irritating. I think it's pretty good." Liu Hui defended.

"itch?"

Su Yang said: "Well, listening to the lyrics, it does make me feel itchy, but you are such a big man, is it appropriate to sing this song?"

"Master, you have forgotten that I am a charming girl now." Liu Hui said softly.

"I...fuck!"

Su Yang said with a dark face: "I almost forgot about this, so don't sing it again, and change it to another one. I can't look directly at this song."

"All right."

Liu Hui agreed, and then cleared his throat again. With a professional singer's posture in place, he sang impassionedly: "The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Beidou..."

"stop!"

Su Yang interrupted directly and complained: "What the hell kind of song is this? I asked you to pretend to be a gentle and charming woman to seduce the evil cultivator and make him have thoughts about you and want to have fun with you."

"But what kind of song are you singing? The stars in the sky are joining the Beidou. If the evil cultivator heard it, why wouldn't he come out and pull your head in front of you and worship you, and become brothers with different surnames?"

Su Yang said with a dark face: "Hurry up and change it to another one for me. Wait, what other songs do you have?"

Su Yang was wary and asked specifically, fearing that Liu Hui would stifle another bomb.

"Not anymore."

Liu Hui shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Master, I usually don't like listening to music. Our Jiumen Black Market has many rules. In addition to watching the scene, we are practicing, so we don't have time to listen to music."

"Since the hero song is not appropriate, why don't I sing it instead? I feel that when I sing this song, it is quite charming. If I were a man, I would marry myself."

After Liu Hui finished speaking, he realized something was wrong with him and hurriedly said: "No, I am a man. I almost made a mistake about my personality."

"Okay, then just go ahead and I'll put up with it." Su Yang had no choice but to compromise.

"yes."

Liu Hui respectfully agreed, and then went to the depths of the mountain forest, singing and twisting his body. His posture, coupled with the sound of "c", was truly a masterpiece.

After walking for about half an hour, Liu Hui's voice was almost smoking when he sang, so he sat down on the bluestone by the stream to rest.

It was at this moment that Su Yang finally noticed the aura of Xie Xiulong.

The other party was about ten miles away, and his aura suddenly appeared, as if it appeared out of thin air.

"God of War, early stage!"

Su Yang was particularly shocked and thought to himself: "This old guy has surpassed Wu Qingying, the first person in ancient martial arts, and stepped into the realm of the God of Martial Arts!"

"The Long Family's Yin-Yang Dragon Magic is really so magical that it can actually make people's strength improve by leaps and bounds?"

"He doesn't seem to have the habit of hiding his aura. Why didn't I notice his aura for so long before?"

Su Yang couldn't help but guess: "Long Xingtian said that there is a cave deep in the mountains of Yunjiang. The pool of water in the cave can suppress the side effects of the Yin Yang Dragon Magic. There must be something weird about that cave that can shield the breath. "

After thinking for a while, Su Yang secretly sent a message to Liu Hui: "Liu Hui, that evil cultivator is attracted to you and is moving this way. Don't be afraid. Don't show off. I'm protecting you in secret."

"Yes, the master is here, so I don't have to worry. I'll just put on a provocative pose and charm him!"

Liu Hui felt confident, so he actually took off his shoes, lifted up his skirt, put his jade-white feet in the water, and started splashing in the water. While playing in the water, he also laughed like a silver bell. Voice……

Beauty playing in the water!

She is still a stunning beauty who brings disaster to the country and the people!

It has to be said that Liu Hui's performance was so good that Su Yang could only swallow his saliva when he saw it in the dark. It was so tempting.

The key is that at this moment, familiar singing sounded again all around.

"Come on, be happy. Anyway, you have a lot of time."

"Come on, love, there is a lot of folly anyway."

…

soon.

A tall middle-aged man appeared behind Liu Hui.

The man was probably over 1.8 meters tall, tall and burly, with handsome features.

He means Long Xingtian's Taizu, Long Pingsheng.

at this time.

Long Pingsheng stared directly at the cross-dressing boss Liu Hui, his eyes flashing, and he couldn't help but swallow two mouthfuls of saliva.

He didn't deliberately hide his aura, but most people couldn't see his realm. They would only think that he was as deep as the abyss and the sea, unfathomable.

"beautiful!"

"So beautiful!"

Long Pingsheng approached Liu Hui and said excitedly: "Hahaha, I didn't expect to meet two extremely beautiful women in this mountain. God is really treating me well."

"ah."

Liu Hui suddenly realized that there was someone behind him and screamed in fright. Then he stood in the flowing stream, covered his chest with his hands, and said softly: "You...who are you, and when did you show up!"

"Ha ha."

Long Pingsheng stopped and showed a calm smile: "Girl, there is no need to be so panicked. I have no ill intentions. I was just attracted by your singing, so I came to take a look."

"The girl is really naturally beautiful, and her beauty is heavenly. With this kind of appearance, even if she is placed in the harem, she can crush three thousand beauties."

Like a dog, Long Pingsheng began to flatter you: "The girl's singing voice... is also outstanding. I have listened to all kinds of music, but no one can compare with you. It is simply the sound of nature."

"Young master, you've been rewarded."

Liu Hui felt disgusted in his heart, but he pretended to be very good. There was a hint of shyness on the surface, and he said delicately: "I... I just grow casually, and my singing skills are average."

Um.

He didn't lie. His face was indeed made by Su Yang at random.

As for the singing...it's not terrible, but it's definitely ugly.

"The girl is too modest."

Long Pingsheng smiled softly and turned to ask: "Dare you ask me, girl, why are you in the mountains of Yunjiang? Don't you know that it is very dangerous here? People often disappear mysteriously recently. It is said that there is an evil cultivator who eats people and spits out bones." ,Are not you afraid?"

"ah?"

Liu Hui was so frightened that he turned pale as if hearing it for the first time. He said with a trembling voice: "I, I, I... I'm not a local. I come from a sect in the south. I sneaked out this time behind Master's back. When I saw There are old medicines in this big mountain and the scenery is pretty good, so I went deeper.”

"Sir, you didn't lie to me, did you? Are there really the evil cultivators you mentioned here?"

Liu Hui said with a slight cry, tears almost flowing out, looking very pitiful.

However, he secretly sent a message to Su Yang and said fiercely: "Master, this guy is simply a beast in clothes, why don't you take action."

"Don't worry, wait until he relaxes his guard." Su Yang Chuanying replied.

certainly.

With Su Yang's current strength, coupled with the Void Tower and the Key to the East Mansion, it is not a big problem to wipe out Long's life.

However, this will definitely require a lot of effort.

But if I wait until Long Shengsheng is unprepared before taking action, and Su Yang uses the Key to the East Mansion and the Void Tower at the same time, there is a huge chance that I can kill him with one strike.

If it can be done easily, why go to war?

It just requires Liu Hui to sacrifice his appearance, but as a man, Liu Hui shouldn't care, right?

"girl."

At this time, Long Pingsheng began to try his best to seduce Liu Hui again. He smiled softly and said, "You don't have to panic. With me here, it is expected that the evil cultivator will not dare to show his face."

"Really?" Liu Hui blinked his eyes, looking pitiful and lustful at the same time.

"certainly."

Long Pingsheng said seriously: "To be honest, I entered the mountain this time just to show off my strength and eliminate evil and kill evil cultivators!"

"The evil cultivator does many evil things and harms innocent people, making people around Yunjiang panic and have no peace. Only by getting rid of him can people's livelihood be stable."

Long Pingsheng said righteously: "As a powerful ancient warrior, I have the responsibility and obligation to step forward!"

Pooh!

You old man, why are you pretending? I already know you are not a good person!

Liu Hui was scornful in his heart, but on the surface he was full of admiration, with little stars in his eyes: "Wow (っ˘зʕ•̫͡•ʔ, are you also an ancient warrior? You are so awesome!"

"Well, I am."

Long Pingsheng showed an elegant smile and said slowly: "I have entered the realm of martial master."

He underreported two realms, for fear of scaring the beautiful girl in front of him.

"Wu...Wu Zun..."

Liu Hui, the cross-dressing boss, was shocked and said in disbelief: "You, you, you, you are actually better than my master!"

"Haha, I'm just more talented."

Long Pingsheng smiled and said, "I have been in the mountains for several days, searching for the whereabouts of the evil cultivator, but unfortunately I couldn't find him."

"Well, girl, I found a cave a few days ago. Why don't you come with me? I'll prepare some food and entertain you. After all, meeting is fate." Long Pingsheng invited.

"Promise him!"

Su Yang, who was hiding in the dark, heard this and hurriedly said: "He wants to trick you into doing bad things. Follow him. When he takes off his clothes, that will be when he is most relaxed. Then I will kill him." !”

"What……"

Liu Hui's voice was full of helplessness: "Master, if you want me to do that kind of thing with him, you might as well kill me. This is so disgusting."

"It's not true. I promise, I will let him die in front of you before he takes off your clothes." Su Yang discussed.

"Girl, I really don't mean any harm." At this moment, Long Xingtian smiled again.

"I know...but..."

Liu Hui finally decided to do what Su Yang said, and said, "A man and a woman alone are in the same room. It won't sound good, and others will misunderstand it."

"Haha, girl, you are judging a gentleman's heart with a villain's heart."

Long Pingsheng continued: "Besides, we are not alone. There is another girl in my cave. I heard she is some kind of heroine."

"She came to Yunjiang Mountain to kill the evil cultivator, but was injured by the evil cultivator. She is recovering from her injuries in my cave."

Long Pingsheng smiled and said: "So, girl, you have nothing to worry about."

Heroine God of War!

After hearing these words, Su Yang, who was hiding in the dark, suddenly lit up and showed a rare smile with excitement...