The Fact That She Seems Like an Idiot but Is Actually an Idiot

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I head for the classroom where Kiniwa-san and Yanomiya-san are probably waiting for me and walk down the hallway with Takanashi-san.

Orange light shines through the window.

Since it was long past school time, no students were walking in the hallway and it was very quiet.

I see a silver-haired girl standing alone, leaning against a wall in the hallway.

“It seems that the discussion is over.”

She stood in the middle of the corridor, blocking the way, with her back to the wall.

Takanashi-san, who had been walking straight ahead, walked right up to Yurizono-san and stopped.

Takanashi-san and Yurizono-san looked at each other.

Yurizono-san seems to know that Takanashi-san and I were having a discussion, but I wonder who told her.

If I had to guess, I’d say Kiniwa-san.

Also, there’s no sign of Alice. I was sure she was with Yurizono-san.

“Where’s Alice?”

When I asked Yurizono-san, she who was staring at Takanashi-san, looked at me.

“I think she’s with Kiniwa-san and the others.”

She smiled and answered.

Alice with Kiniwa-san and the others?

I guess Yurizono-san knew about the discussion because she heard about it from Kiniwa-san.

But I wonder why she was waiting alone.

When I looked at Yurizono-san, the smile that was supposed to be on her face disappeared and she was staring at Takanashi-san.

No, it’s not that she’s staring, it’s more like she’s glaring at her.

I wonder what it is. The atmosphere seems to be different from the usual Yurizono-san…

“So, what are you going to do?”

Yurizono-san asked Takanashi-san.

“I’m going to be the student council president.”

Takanashi-san answered without hesitation.

“I see.”

After letting out a sigh, Yurizono-san closed her eyes.

“Then…”

She muttered with her eyes closed, then opened them and smiled when she saw Takanashi-san.

A chill ran up my spine and I couldn’t help but hold myself together.

I had never seen Yurizono-san’s expression like this before.

She was smiling, but it was scary.

I could feel the sharpness in her eyes and expression that gave me chills.

“I’m also running for student body president.”

I couldn’t believe my ears when Yurizono-san said that.

You’re running? Yurizono-san? For student council president?

Why, why are you suddenly talking like that?

“Takanashi Rinka, can you beat me? To this me who is called one of the two most beautiful girls.”

Yurizono-san closes the distance, which was already close, and asks Takanashi-san a question from a distance where she could almost touch her.

Despite the smile on her face, her red eyes seemed to have an unusual sharpness.

Without changing her expression, Takanashi-san’s black eyes meet those red eyes head-on.

“I don’t think I can win. If it’s a battle between you and me…”

Takanashi-san replied with a grin. Her thin, well-developed eyebrows twitched at his words.

“Yurizono Arisu. You have overwhelming good looks, but despite your exceptional appearance, you are as free-spirited and innocent as a cat. You have a kind of charisma about you. You are not someone that I can fight and win against.”

It’s not an opponent I can win against. Despite her timid words, Takanashi-san’s expression was full of confidence.

“It’s too bad, though. It’s your opponent’s fault this time. Even you, as expected, are not as good as Minazuki Amane. That Amane is supporting me.”

Yurizono-san’s expression clouded at Takanashi-san’s words.

“As long as Amane is with me, Alice will be with me. Naturally, Ena and Sora will also be with me.”

Takanashi-san stepped forward saying so.

As if pressured by Takanashi-san, Yurizono-san stepped back.

“Yurizono Arisu. I’m no match for you on my own. But I’m not alone. You asked me if I can win, right? I’ll answer you. With the help of everyone, I will win.”

With a confident look on her face, Takanashi-san assured her that she would win.

With the help of everyone, she would win.

“’It seems that even if we start a rebellion, it will fail. I’m a man who avoids battles I can’t win.”

The tense atmosphere changed and Yurizono-san, shrugging her shoulders, muttered languidly.

“I was going to use my power to monopolize the Minazuki sisters and do this and that, but since I don’t think I can win, I won’t.”

Yurizono-san muttered with a distracted look in her eyes, and Takanashi-san smiled when she saw Yurizono-san.

Hey, you idiot. The student council president doesn’t have that kind of power.

But that was a joke. Apparently, Yurizono-san wanted to see if Takanashi-san was serious or not.

Isn’t that right? She wanted to see how Takanashi-san felt about her, didn’t she? You’re not seriously trying to monopolize me and Alice with your power, are you? You’re not that stupid, are you?

“Arisu, please lend me your power.”

With that, Takanashi-san held out her right hand toward Yurizono-san.

“All right! I’ll lend you my power! In exchange, I’ll get the authority to sexually harass Amane-san!”

Yurizono-san raised her voice and tried to shake Takanashi-san’s hand. Takanashi-san slapped Yurizono-san’s hand away.

They stared at each other with fierce eyes.

“You’re stingy.”

Yurizono-san muttered, and a vein appeared on Takanashi-san’s temple.

“I thought you were stupid, but you’re a real idiot!”

Raising her voice, Takanashi-san pinched both of Yurizono-san cheeks with her fingers.

“You’re so naive! You’re the one who wants to sexually harass Amane-san! It’s plump people like you that are the most dangerous!”

In defeat, Yurizono-san pinched both of Takanashi-san’s cheeks with her fingers and pulled them while raising her voice.

“Just because Amane-san likes you, don’t get carried away! If I get serious, you’ll be nothing more than a pawn in my game!”

“Anyone can say it! Go ahead, try it! I’ll beat you back!”

“You said it! I’ll make you howl! I’ll upgrade to Yurizono Twintail Arisu and beat you to death!”

“What’s a twin-tail? Are you trying to tell me that my only charm is my twin-tails!”

The two of them pinch each other’s cheeks and curse each other with teary eyes.

Twintails, well, yeah, I like them.

Anyway, it’s refreshing to see these two cursings each other.

Even though we’re all together, it’s often like Takanashi-san is Kiniwa-san, Yurizono-san is Alice, and I’m Yanomiya-san.

“You’ve got small breasts!”

“This is still bigger than Alice’s!”

“Bigger than me? What do you mean? I’m bigger than you, obviously!”

“It’s not you, it’s Amane’s sister, Alice!”

“Mirisu is cute because she’s that size! On the other hand, you’re half-baked!”

“I mean, why are we talking about breast size!”

The two of them pinched each other’s cheeks and tensed up.

I think Takanashi-san has been very careful with Yurizono-san so far. I don’t think Yurizono-san had ever tried to get deeply involved with anyone other than me and Alice.

But now the two of them are very close.

It seems like they’re both trying to come to terms with each other, but they’re too embarrassed to do so, so they’re cursing each other to cover it up.

They don’t seem to be getting into a fistfight, and I think it’s better to just sit back and watch without forcing them to stop.

“You!”

“That hurttttttttt!”

Takanashi-san pinched Yurizono-san’s cheek hard, and the balance between the two of them was broken, and Yurizono-san fell towards me.

I quickly opened my arms to hold her in place, but she quickly put her hands in front of her and grabbed my chest with her hand.

The stunned Yurizono-san looked up with her hands gripping my chest, and her face instantly turned bright red.

And then――.

“I-I’m sorry!”

She pulled her hands away from my chest quickly and apologized with a fiery red face.

It’s okay, though.

I think there’s a problem with me touching a girl’s breasts, but there’s no problem with you touching mine.

It’s not like the size going to decrease.

“Heehh? You said you wanted to sexually harass her, but why are you turning red?”

Seeing Yurizono-san’s reddened face, Takanashi-san took the opportunity to attack her.

“T-That! I didn’t do it on purpose! I’m really sorry!”

Takanashi-san attacked her, and Yurizono-san bowed her head to me over and over again, almost in tears.

She said she wanted to monopolize me and sexually harass me, but she ended up like this by grabbing my chest.

She really is a good, kind girl at heart, isn’t she, Yurizono-san?

She’s an idiot, though.

When Takanashi-san saw Yurizono-san, she let out a sigh and smiled.

“Cats are unfair creatures. They are arrogant and high-spirited, but then they suddenly become sweet. They are really unfair creatures.”

Then Takanashi-san held out her right hand toward Yurizono-san.

“Once again, I need your help. I want to borrow your strength to fight with you head-on like this.”

Yurizono-san’s eyes widened at Takanashi-san’s words, but she averted her gaze as if embarrassed.

She seemed to have been bewildered by her overly straightforward words of invitation.

“Can’t help it. I’ll lend you a special hand.”

She was probably embarrassed, even though she had intended to lend her help from the start. Yurizono-san took Takanashi-san’s hand in a pout.

“I’m not going to be naive and tell you to take the top spot. If you want to avoid damaging Amane-san’s name, become the best student council president ever.”

“Of course. I’ll make sure you work hard for it too.”

They called out to each other and laughed at each other. Their hands were tightly clasped.

“Fufufuu. Once I gain immense power, I’ll use that power to sexually harass Amane-san all over the place! Power is justice, you know!”

I was in such a good mood, but Yurizono-san is saying something stupid again.

I’m sure she’s hiding her embarrassment.

“Hee, you want to sexually harass her that badly? Then touch her. Come on, come on.”

Takanashi-san, who had become jittery, grabbed Yurizono-san’s wrist and pointed her hand at me.

“Wa?! W-Wait! Please wait a minute! Are you stupid? Don’t be rude to Amane-san!”

She said she was going to sexually harass me all over the place, but Yurizono-san, looking impatient, was jittery and out of control.

She’s really stupid.

But well――.

“Thank you, Arisu-chan.”

After all, Yurizono-san, who confirmed Takanashi-san’s true intentions and said she would lend her strength, is still a kind and good girl.

“Ah.”

Takanashi-san raised her voice in a pause.

Takanashi-san’s hand, which was pushing Yurizono-san’s, was pressed against my chest.

“W-What are you touching her for? Are you stupid!?”

Takanashi-san shouted and slapped Yurizono-san on the cheek.

“It’s because you pushed me! What are you doing?”

Yurizono-san criticized Takanashi-san while fuming.

“Ugh, shut up! You should have resisted better!”

“What? That was not my fault! It’s your fault!”

“That’s what happens when you behave badly!”

“I don’t get it! No matter how you look at it, you’re the one in the wrong!”

The two of them cursed each other and pinched each other’s cheeks again.

Takanashi-san. I think that was your fault, Takanashi-san.

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